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MrCrackles:
Yes i support catholic priests and nuns having hot steamy sex and a fucking relationship!!

Lesbianism, homosexuality and Peadophilia will drastically reduce!

I concur

I see many men wash their gf panties on Nl
Keep it up

Hesperus:
lol. OK, one more question. What about the times when everything was rosy and good, before you started seeing faults? No cooking then? Afterall, at that time he was still the ONE.

Personally i dont have any qualms with cooking for my bf as its one of my hobbies
But immediately everything start going pear shaped . . . . . no more cooking

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=234371.msg3528658#msg3528658 date=1235866798]Hehehehehe. . . . .I will send the dog away but the water gun will stay. [/quote]Lol . . . . . oniranu
Men n sex, shior

Hesperus:
Yeah I get you, but in this case, we're talking about current/present boyfriends. I mean, why would any girl continue to date a loser (if you realise he is one, wont you carry your load and waka?)

Maybe u just realise ur current bf is no good some aspect but not really a loser
Why shud i kill myself to make him happy?

No

Treetop20:
i even do breakfast in bed

Aww. . . . . . .sooooooo cute

Hesperus:
@ chiogo, can you please differentiate between an ordinary boyfriend and a special one?

For you to even call a guy your boyfriend defines it already, so where are the extra adjectives coming from again?

There are losers, assholes, wish i never met u
and there are u r everything i have ever wanted

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=240924.msg3528643#msg3528643 date=1235866118]Marry Treetop sharpish. . . . .[b]I would sponsor the wedding.[/b]Cook ko, School ni.[/quote]Thanks . . . . .

Treetop20:
how many men out there can cook?
don't limit your choices  

Most nigerian guys can cook
u can cook cant ya??
sauron didnt watch n learn when he was being taught


[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=240924.msg3528628#msg3528628 date=1235865682]So u intend to turn him into a houseboy?? Hahahaha
Better marry Tumfulu. [/quote]What has houseboy gotta do with it
Dont turn in2 typical naija man on me o

If you are sick, take oats.

Dont lemme change my mind n marry treetop instead o

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=234371.msg3528595#msg3528595 date=1235864916]Next weekend, aiight??[/quote]i will think abt it cuz u've scared me away with the dog n water gun

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=240924.msg3528618#msg3528618 date=1235865431]Cooking ain't ma forte. . . . .Why should i know how to cook?[/quote]Tsssssk tsk . . . . . u cant pay my brideprice then
i cant marry a guy that cant cook.
What if i am sick?? wud u go but me chinese instead?

chiogo:
Where was that implied in my post and what does being Nigerian have to do with anything?
Yes, I am Nigerian.

Lemme reiterate myself, I would but he has to be some special kinda boyfriend not just any boyfriend.

I concur


[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=240924.msg3528601#msg3528601 date=1235865058]Good woman!!!
How can i meet your parents to pay ya brideprice na??[/quote]Can u cook??

Treetop20:
lol trust me they just turn around, say hello
and carry on
in the living room?

Classic . . . . . . i love them already

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=234371.msg3528558#msg3528558 date=1235863909]I have a WATER-GUN!!! [/quote]LOL . . . . . .I shud imagine so

In other words u just dont like cooking??
Are u nigerian?

Treetop20:
what would say to coming home and seeing
your mum laid out with your pops giving her a massage?

i know i want what they have

Woah woah
I see what u mean but next time i guess u shud knock

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=234371.msg3528537#msg3528537 date=1235863440]He is well-trained. . . . .He doesn't leave crap in the house.
Why go to HMV when u can watch with me free with the possibility of getting you wet!! [/quote]Wet?? are u going to pour water on my body wen im watching it?
I dont play water fights or any type of game when watching TV jare I'd like to fully concentrate on it

Treetop20:
they went to uni together here. nothing cute about it sometimes

You are just jealous cuz u dont have what they've got

Occasionally?? . . . . . . . Heck i will cook for him everyday if i have to
he just have to appreciate it.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=234371.msg3528522#msg3528522 date=1235862947]Stop deceiving yourself. . . . . .This 24 is clean.
No commercials like the one on SKY. . . .7 crisp seasons with no glitches on HD.
Showcase woulda charged you £300 to watch those.[/quote]Lol . . . . . .i can always go to HMV to buy the DVDs of season 1-6, cant i??
I cant come to ur house cuz u have dogs and i dont like dogs
Im sure u house smells of Dog's doo doo sef . . . . .iyama

Treetop20:
they make me "sick" in a cute way

Awwwwwww . . . . . atleast ur parent show love towards each other
That is very rare amongst nigerian parents

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=234371.msg3528508#msg3528508 date=1235862547]U would sleep in the garden then.
I am allergic to airbags and ma dog sleeps on the couch.

Nah. . . .no snoring.[/quote]U have a DOG??
I hate dogs, im allergic to them
Imma have to find another way to watch 24 then

chisimdi:
u mean d way pupsi convinced u,make una share abi

Lmaooooooo

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=234371.msg3528499#msg3528499 date=1235862335]Sleeping arrangement??
Thatz no brainer. . . .We share the bed.
I hope u don't snore sha. [/quote]Mama said never share a bed with a guy who isnt ur husband
Imma have to sleep on ur couch or i will bring air bed
I dont snore op u dont either

And men are romantically interesting?? what a joke

chisimdi:
there's luv in sharing na

Gbam
Besides God loves a cheerful giver

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=234371.msg3528482#msg3528482 date=1235861907]Mind outta the gutter??
Come on. . . . . . .I am a saint.
Just bring yourself here and letz watch 24 together.[/quote]Nigerian pope john paul abi?? u lie
Dont worry, im coming next weekend, so what is the sleeping arrangement like?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=234371.msg3528470#msg3528470 date=1235861496]I'd be nice to you.
How can you stay 3 days in ma place without getting sprinkled with ma Holy Water.
Meanwhile. . . . . .how strong are you??[/quote]Lol . . . @holy water
I am very fragile not strong at all
All i want to do in those 3 days in just to veg out infront of ur tv and watch 24 nothing more . . . .so take ur mind outta the gutter

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=234371.msg3528462#msg3528462 date=1235861302]I am Mr.Nice.
Always looking out for ma friends. [/quote]You . . . . .Mr nice?? I will die
There is nothing nice abt u
u are mean n rude

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=240914.msg3528456#msg3528456 date=1235861190]Smoke a pound of cess before approaching a woman.
If u can't get hold of that. . . . .try hash or normal indo. . . .It should boost your confidence.
Start with the village babes in your environment. [/quote]DEAD
like corper dele odule

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=234371.msg3528447#msg3528447 date=1235860869]I would cope in "kind" na. . . . .[/quote]Are u just generally a kind guy??
Why do u cope with me in kind sef