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[quote author=sista-jay link=topic=232016.msg3451884#msg3451884 date=1234282387]Dis one too easy naw!

1. Tight toto

2. Good cook/cleaner[/quote]Lmao . . . . . . .


@topic
Love and support

michelin89:
Ghanaians are worse. They are fucking annoying!

OMG
they are FAR worse

kaysie83:
Madam Jay-Z aint laughing shit.
After listening to Wendy Williams experience last night, chic needs to head to the nearest clinic to check herself out.

which chic?? beyonce or rihanna

Um mmmmmmmm . . . . . i dont know
i dont support abortion.

Why wudnt you feel free??
so ur wife paid the house rent - Big Deal?

fs:
I wonder myself and I'm very much in love thank you. People are just different. I personally hate the fact that there's this one day that society capitalizes on so much as the day to show love to your spouse (specifically to the women). I don't know, it annoys me.

I concur

davidylan:
Is Rihanna your cousin? why are you in shock over something that happened 5000 miles away?
Naija pple sef na wa.

LOL . . . . . .im in shock because they look soooooooooooooo much in love
what cud have went wrong
if it was jigga that beat beyawnce now, i wont be surprised

MrCrackles:
I read it on sunday on some gossip sites

I cant believe Rihanna and Chris will be embroiled in this sort of mess!

Chris deserve ATORI 250, then sectioning under the mental illness act!

For someone who watched his mum get beaten by his stepdad
u wud expect him to treat women right

MrCrackles:
So Chris gba e ti Rihanna true true?

Chris should be hung, drawn and quartered!

Rihanna herself, plantain asshole tart, should be brought back down to earth!

Its true o
i cudnt blv it myself, i am still in shock
but i am sure there is more to the story

OMO IBO:
u got to be kiddin me.

How??
its obvious they dont like each other so they can quit pretending

I still cant blv this
Bet beyonce is laffin her ass out

Treetop20:
tope
i will have to say no to your offers

ok oh, i tred sha

dayokanu:
Google it.

Dont tell me your men have been depriving you of it?

U are case

dayokanu:
Ask am oh.

I pity her sha. I think she has had enough of Spaghetti sized men.

But I am not game.

I must ask her
i trust toyin too much o

dayokanu:
Tope,

Down for whatever? Teabagging too?

Bro dayo, what is teabagging?

Treetop20:
no one else

Are u sure??
what abt too cute or the one and only hotfunmi

dayokanu:
Tope

Na true I dey tell you,
I mistakely told her my height, she did her arithmetic and she has been all over me since

ehen toyin that act all innocent?? ra ra i no gree

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=231589.msg3449035#msg3449035 date=1234227479]Come to ma training session tomorrow night.[/quote]U know im down 4 wateva

@treetop
so who else are u feeling now, lemme hook u up

MrCrackles:
Answer my question

I am kosher!

wat normal pesin likes shit, who have u been mixing with??

dayokanu:
Chase Toyin? rather the other way round.

Since she read that thread about Yoruba boys kini. Knowing David took to his mothers side

She has been on my case.

lmao. . . . .bro dayo e le pami pelu erin

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=231589.msg3449012#msg3449012 date=1234226990]The coach that trains you how to give "heads"??
Jeeeez. . . . .What a job that would be. [/quote]Dirty dirty dirty man
take ur mind out of the gutter
and teach me some footie skills

Treetop20:
lol she has other folks
i am done with her

u know she is an essential commodity
bare with her na

dayokanu:
Tope Ko easy to leave your chest

when only you gather the stuff for 3 women. GREED!!!

3 women?? are u sure u not mistaking me for ennyluv or deepzone

MrCrackles:
What dont u love?
U love shit too ryt?

are u fine??

Treetop20:
even after giving you tips on how to save money?
i am on your side here

U had berra be on my side else DaPhoenix wont be urs

dayokanu:
Toyin and David na?

You are 3 years behind the news

ahn ahn but it didnt stop u b4 na
so why did u stop the chase??

sauron is rite, he is my coach

Treetop20:
primark is always there

Lol . . . . .true
Nice tip, i am shopping there from now on

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=231589.msg3448975#msg3448975 date=1234226413]Don't be modest. . . . . .U told me you earn £6000 per week playing for Arsenal excluding match bonus.[/quote]
Amen

The recession ain't affecting Tope.
She is a professional footie player for Arsenal ladies FC.

Lmao . . . . . . .do i even where the goal post is

dayokanu:
Tope plays for man[b]CHEST[/b]er united ladies

bro dayo bro dayo bro dayo
e melo ni mo pe yin?
e file mi ati chest mi si le o


@treeptop
how dare u diss me like that?

Treetop20:
why won't you?
we are in a recession

I swear, this recession is killin me
i have to think twice b4 spending now

DaPhoenix:
I have seen them do unspeakable things to each other . . . the horror.

She has been tryin to seduce my sauron for yrs

dayokanu:
Dobosky is getting with Ennyluv that is confirmed.

Me ? Ennyluv? I would rather get Tope2000. I am allergic to fart chics

Bro dayo wetin happen with toyin na
I dont wahala o

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=231589.msg3448941#msg3448941 date=1234225806]Tope doesn't ask me for Orange or Vodafone credits.[/quote]I am an independent woman beside i dont ask men for peanut money

She'd rather watch Nollywood movies than ask me to take her to Showcase cinema.

Who told u i'd rather sit n watch nollywood

What else?? Tope is a fashionista. . . . . .All her savings go on her high heelz so i don't feel that way about women regardless their base.

I dont use all my money on shoes , infact i have cut back on shoes seriously

DaPhoenix:
Sauron, this dude is tryna steal your wifey.

Did u just say wifey??
Nobody comes close to my sauron unless i say so

Love that song

Treetop20:
what is so special about her?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm . . . . .
She is very controversial and she farts alot
but sauron can tell u more abt her

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=230483.msg3448917#msg3448917 date=1234225287]Deepzone is darker than Mercy Johnson. How can she be mixed??
I don't like this devil's advocate schitzo you are on about, babes.
Letz call a spade what it is. ALBINO. [/quote]LOL . . . . .ok the baby is an ALBINO, Happy??

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=231589.msg3448910#msg3448910 date=1234225178]They don't ask for quid these days. . . . .
These babes just wanna co-pilot. Sitting on the passenger seat of your Beema is enough for em. [/quote]Why cant we co-pilot??
cuz the last time i chked it takes two to make a relationship work

Those eyes are about falling off their sockets.

They cant, they are insured

DaPhoenix:
add a couple of quid to that


lol Rude! Have I asked you both for any of that?

Very Rude

earthmama, hotfunmi aka deepzone