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@Poster
Are u serious??

chamotex:
Na Ruby come dey make u dey puke like this

I am lovin ur waves

sold her kid??

spikedcylinder:
@ topic
The most interesting part of this thread is the education. I learned here on this thread that Sauron's kinni is also known as BILLIE.

[size=5pt]From tope2000[/size]

Rofl . . . . . . .
I have changed it to John-bull

MrCrackles:
Topic

What kind of husband do you have?

i tire

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=233305.msg3462784#msg3462784 date=1234480558]Use diplomacy always.[/quote]This is what is spoiling nigeria, why cant we say the truth?
The Lord said . . . . . . and the truth shall set u free.

Doggy-scary.

What is scary abt doggy? pls enlighten me

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=233305.msg3462742#msg3462742 date=1234479467]Wicked!!!![/quote]i dnt sugacoat the truth

Sisijinx.

no comment

Hmmmmmm is scary.

scary?? in wat way

blackweaver:
ok maybe i should have said emphasis on independence not just ambition, of course one needs a some ambition to be independent but then some women are so ambitiuos that they drive their men into compromising their values - ok this is not an english class so i will stop here b4 i bore someone

Like sistawoman said dont stop . . . . . pls go on and make ur point clearer

Dem swear 4 una?? wetin?
can u stop posting threads abt val?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=233305.msg3462717#msg3462717 date=1234478991]Aki got jilted by a tall woman.
If he wasn't a midget i doubt that woulda happened.[/quote]
Excatly . . . . . .so sleekdoc better no pass his level b4 he gets jilted as well
Level pass level o

Busy Body is another option.

No comment
She is with debo na

Back it up is kinda hmmmmm.

wat is ur definition of hmmmmm??

Panties first always

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=233305.msg3462699#msg3462699 date=1234478502]He knows Jim Iyke. [/quote]
Jim might be dating a tall girl too but we dont know for sure
so we cant use him as an example

How tall is tOO Cute?

Ehen dem go fit each other likw glue
Good thinking hussie

No comment.

Why?

demystify:
Valentine is overated, I see nothing biggie about it.

Same here
Stop this val thread already

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=233305.msg3462667#msg3462667 date=1234477999]Rod Stewart?? Sleekdoc is not a celebrity na.
Give us normal examples, not moneybags.[/quote]Sleekdoc doesnt know the ppl i know so i can only use a celeb

5ft 7 is not really short to be honest.
He is of average height.
Start scanning your database to see if u can get a babe for sleekdoc.
How tall is Onyinye2??

Lmao . . . . . 5'7 is kinda short 4 a guu abeg
Onyinye like akatas so dont go there
Lemme keep scanning my DB sha .

Ohhh Myyyyy. . . . . .How did i forget that position especially when Sistawoman never forgets to tell us about her golden bootay!!!

LOL. . . . . . She knows how back that thing up

MrCrackles:
u r rotten!

Na u i take resemble na

sillyboy:
Identifying Poor Girls.

Here are some of the ways to identify poor girls.

1. They tend to over-do their make-up.
2. They usually act as if a guy annoys the. . .(that's 1 of the ways the use in assessing the guy's status)
3. They are usually worried about what your mom is gonna feel about them.
4. Most of the times. . . . .they are too "flashy". . . i.e. they like to be noticed easily.
5. Most at times, they dance pretty well. . . .'cos its right about the only form of "recreation" they enjoyed as a kid.
6. They have bad temperament.
7. They pretend like they are "boti". . . .they are so fake that it is written on their jewelries.

More to come later.

ROFL . . . . . . . . . . . U R MEAN SHA

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=233305.msg3462632#msg3462632 date=1234477368]How many tall women would even give a short man a glance??[/quote]Rod stewart is datin on the HOTTEST chic and she is wayyyyyyyyyy taller than him
Its dependz on the guy's swagga jare.

I disagree.
Matter of fact, they should date more to stop the production of giants and dwarfs.
If they mix it, there will be more people with average heights than having to deal with 2 extremes.

How can u disagree when we are sayn same thing  
If tall people marry each other, they produce giant
If short people marry each other they produce dwarfs
So u see people with same height shudnt date

Sistawoman, u don't feel submissive to a short man??
Hold up. . . . . . .So who stayed on top when you were getting jiggy with your short men??

lmao. . . . .they prolly do doggy

ajiri avae:
green and yellow

That cud be a very beautiful combination dependin on the shade tho

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=233305.msg3462612#msg3462612 date=1234476885]This will break sleekdoc's heart

Tope, serious speaking. . . . . .If all the short gurls go for tall boys, what hope do short guys have??
Y'all have to compromise a bit and give short men a chance.[/quote]They shud stick with the girls that has same height as them or they shud go for the tall girls
As they say it takes a confident man to date a tall girls

Two short people SHOULD NEVER DATE EACH OTHER.  

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=233305.msg3462597#msg3462597 date=1234476634]Short gurls don't want short guys either.
These days, women care about their offspring.[/quote]Well . . . . . .cant argue with that
Im not tall either and i CANNOT date some1 short
I dont wanna give birth to dwarfs

Maybe u shud start dating short girls then

Lmao . . . .

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=232788.msg3458384#msg3458384 date=1234401699]Mental exercise you are giving me here. . . .
OK. . . .both can be slimy!!! [/quote]
Snails - always
V-area - not always

DaPhoenix:
I am going to double mine so on my wedding night I will bleed to death and make him happy.

Lmao

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=232788.msg3458375#msg3458375 date=1234401302]We live in a strange world.

The only difference on top of me head is. . . . .One could be hairy(if unwaxed) and the other one does not grow hair.
Not sure though. . . . . .Snails older than 5 years might grow hair.[/quote]Lmao . . . . .  
We are not looking at differences, we shud be looking for similarities
One of them is the use of alum
another one is they are both edible
Add another one too

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=232788.msg3458348#msg3458348 date=1234400581]Naija women and improvisations.
Alum?? I thunk the only thing women use em for is to wash snails
What is the similarity between a snail and a vagina?? [/quote]Lmao @snails . . . . . .that was what i saw my mum used it clean as well
I started hearing this alum n vag abt a yr ago

What is the similarity between a snail and a vagina??

That is a very good question
But the answer lies somewhere, use ur imagination

[quote author=**osisi link=topic=232788.msg3458320#msg3458320 date=1234399785]why didn't I hear of all these things before marriage?
I would have killed 2 chickens and spilled their blood on our vono bed [/quote]oh gosh
i no fit laugh

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=232788.msg3458324#msg3458324 date=1234399878]He is very jealous.

Biko. . . . . . .Gist me about this alum thingy.

A vagina washed with alum would be coarse, innit??
Won't it damage a man's weapon temporarily?? [/quote]well i wudnt if it wud be coarse or not, havent tried it b4.
well alum is like a form of douche that contains a chemical that tightens and contracts the walls of the vagina.
its cant damage billie dont worry

spoilt:
Men are dumb.
You dont even have to repair your hymen. The more they look the less they see.   Ive known girls who were no virgins whose boyfriends mentioned to me how proud they were that they were found "AT HOME" . . At home? Who was at home?  I go die oh!  I guess you just need to be a good actress.

DWL  
Some men are truly dumb
found at home when she is not a virgin?? she must have been using lots of alum

@sauron
I am not minding that boy jare, hes just jealous of wat we have

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=232672.msg3458288#msg3458288 date=1234398947]We should have 4 years together before raising kids.
Why are u in a hurry to get knocked up?[/quote]4yrs ko
my biological clock is already ticking sef
tick tock tick tock

[quote author=**osisi link=topic=232788.msg3458294#msg3458294 date=1234399052]I wish I were an OBGYN
big business in that area
I'll go set up shop in Saudi Arabia or Dubai with a small satellite in Abuja and make a killing
come one come all
even if na designer hymen
prada and Gucci,I go get am[/quote]
Na versace or christian dior i want