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[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=230483.msg3448893#msg3448893 date=1234224806]I didn't have to.
Baby is albino, Xavier is albino.
God works in mysterious ways. [/quote]DWL
Maybe the baby might be half-caste na, cuz i hear deepzone is mixed race

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=231589.msg3448888#msg3448888 date=1234224722]Collectibles, Silverbird cinema, Football jersies, Club 10 and a cosy place to shag her. [/quote]Roll eyez hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=230483.msg3448875#msg3448875 date=1234224429]I later found out the boy was a product of Xavier's seeds.

Correct chic.[/quote]lol. . . . .
did u demand 4 a DNA

Treetop20:
how many of them have you got?

Wetin come put u in the state of shock

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=230483.msg3448853#msg3448853 date=1234223811]Nah. . . .He will be a giant.
Nothing bad in that, mami.[/quote]Maybe the son u have with deepzone not with moi

I support heart insurance.

_{Me sef}


@Debo
U dont blv me??
U guys were just been deceived by push-up bras

MrCrackles:
Most ladies in Nigeria define love as Recharge cards plus TFC Chicken plus Ride plus Money plus [b]Mr BIGGS [/b]meatpie!

Lmao
See as u dey yab naija babes

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=230483.msg3448833#msg3448833 date=1234223301]Ma bad. . . . . 
Surely, u wouldn't mind Deepzone's elephant boobs[/quote]Deepzone has elephant boobs
U want our kids to have elephant traces in their DNAs

Why? Variety is the spice of life.
Man must not live by BREAD alone. . . . .We want beef, fish, applez and kitty kat.

Lol  . . . . . so do u support double dating too?

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=230483.msg3448824#msg3448824 date=1234223066]What is the thread about again? Cheating or swinging
No be one road reach market again, abeg I am in for both oh jare

Your secrets are safe with me, VILLAGE BMX [/quote]Busted . . . . . . mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

more like cheating than swinging

debosky:
It's optional.

If you insist, I have a diamond encrusted one available (just send me the size of your blom blom so I can get it adjusted )

U have a diamond encrusted  bikini
I dont want to wear but u can give to me and i'll sell it on ebay instead
My size doesnt marra but if u must know it 32A

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=230483.msg3448808#msg3448808 date=1234222519]Ennyluv's chesticles. [/quote]If na joke stop am o

Ma lips are  
Meanwhile, why should a babe cheat??

I dont think cheating is the answer to being unhappy in a relationship
but most ppl cheat wen they get what they lack with their man from another man.

debosky:
Things that make you go 'mmmmh'

Oh yeahhhhhhhhhh. . . . . . mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhh . . . .
where is this beach villa located sef, shud i bring my bikinis along??

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=230483.msg3448798#msg3448798 date=1234222206]U touch ma thingy and i will cut off the 2 apples on your chest. [/quote]So what will our baby suck on na??

Hit the hammer on y'all heads.

No he didnt, more like urs

Hmmmmmmm. That chic is cunning.

Just dont tell her i told u o. hmmm

debosky:
Yeah, DK likes em thick - Earthrealm is his jump off.
Come and visit, Sharon will stay with the gateman while you'll join me in the jacuzzi.

Lol . . . . . . what are we going to be discussng in the jacuzzi??

Pass her around? Nah, she came complaining to me about DK looking at hot trash, I told her to get those dark shades and now DK is head over heels in love.

Awwww . . . . .Bless dayo

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=230483.msg3448787#msg3448787 date=1234221723]I will be giving Busy Body some massage while u are bonding with Debo.[/quote]Dont lemme chop off ur thingy o

Don't crucify me. . . . .It was Debosky that hit the nail on it's head.

Hit what on the head

Busy-body?? I can't believe that babe is a cheat.
She was singing love song in ma ears last week so she's with Debo??
Can we have a "cheaters thread" on Nairaland where we can name n shame classic cheats??

She was calling debo sugarplum, peaches, honeypie, sweetiepie and so many other yesterday o

debosky:
I'm not with ennyluv - it's when Dayokanu and Ennyluv came to visit Busy_body and I at our beach Villa.

Sauron n i havent visited u guys beach villa yet, we must come and visit too
dayo is now witg ennyluv?? una just dey pass her around??

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=230483.msg3448725#msg3448725 date=1234220479]In other words, are you saying Brash, Tope2000 and Ujujoan et al are all sub-literate??
Debosky, you must be very intelligent. [/quote]Sub-literate ko

Dating 2 people at the same time = CHEATING.
Double dating is when U and I go on a date with Debosky and Ennyluv.

lol . . . . . . .i guess double dating sounds better than cheating
Debo is with ennyluv?? u had berra dont let busy body see this?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=230483.msg3448686#msg3448686 date=1234219548]What is double dating?? I thunk double date is when 2 couples participate on a date.
Mr & Mrs Robinson going on a date with Mr & Mrs Crackles.

What the crap are you guys on about? [/quote]sharappppppppppppppp diaaaaaaaa
Why are u acting like u dont know
Is it not when u r dating two people at the same time??

eyonigger:
Yes very nice, most of yall gurls are just there to ruin a guyz emotion. Me I don learn una tactics, none of una go really mess with my heart anymore, I get enuff extra tyres. Burst one tyre, I jump on the other. No long thing!!

Keep pimping, nothing do u

eyonigger:
Security reason in terms that if one leaves u, u'll bounce on number 2. I have 6 gf's at the moment.

How nice

@topic
We dont have to double date, besides its not worth it.
2 men at the same time

MrCrackles:
Ruby is already wetting her slinky thong!

lol. . . . . if i was her i wud too

I dont have any wishlist
there is credit crunch and i am considerate
i just want to be happy

spikedcylinder:
I just clicked on Laurnetta's profile!

She is very pretty huh
ruby shud be very afraid

JJYOU:
kai stop that. the lady is declaring her love

which kind love
there is thin line btn love n hate o

Ewooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo . . . . . what has this thead turn to?? husband n wife bashing each other

Because they are exciting
Next

MrCrackles:
Hehe!
They are all married!!


Jim Iyke and Kenneth "Buffalo mouth" Nwankwo

Prolly why i like them

As for those two today is sunday, i refuse to sin

MrCrackles:
Tope ashewo

Iyawo gbogbo Nollytrash!!

Egbenu dake jor
I only like RMD, RAMSEY N DESMOND

OBVIOUS:

Men can be monogamous. Many men just lack self control.

i concur

ibkaye:
You two need to get married, I swear

Let us wait n see how long they can deny their love for each other

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=231079.msg3444029#msg3444029 date=1234132683]Are ya??
U have not marked your register in 2 years.[/quote]I havent??
Must be because i come to class late
But im sure u can help mark the register if i come and see u after lecture na

@21
doesnt she want to enjoy life a lil bit b4 settling down?

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=231083.msg3443988#msg3443988 date=1234132106]You want to come and rub my face in it abi, mission unaccomplished Thank God I have correct husband too [/quote]Lmao

Treetop20:
please lets not divert the topic

Ok

Treetop20:
lol you lot are mean

mean . . . . me i was nice
mrcrackles on the other hand was out of order

MrCrackles:
Aaaaarghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my fucking eyes!

Lmao  . . . . .  that was wen u were method_man the meanie

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=231079.msg3443975#msg3443975 date=1234131889]U bet!!!
Besides, i guarantee you multi-orgasms if you get in me program.
Deal or no deal?[/quote]Honey u know i am already in ur program na
abi there is another one?

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=231083.msg3443967#msg3443967 date=1234131836]I was starting to get vexed when Dafidi said Tope2000 was the only peaceful woman on NL But seeing this has made me happy Chei, my head is swelling I love you too sugarplum [/quote]WHAT
I give u the award for the most peaceful woman on NL, David must have made a typo

Treetop20:
yikes! she did that?
no way

have u seen her infamous thread?
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-145160.0.html