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emmatigana:
AMAKA WHY ARE YOU SO PISSED, JEALOUSY WILL KILL YOU. WHAT IS YOUR BUSINESS , YOU CANT EVEN HIDE YOUR JEALOUSY LIKE MAMA G AND OTHERS.

RUBISH.

ADAEZE ENJOY YOUR MARRIAGE.

Lol . . . . .i dont think amaka is jealous at all.
I knw she has always liked ada

@post
Ada is def not 20, judging by this pics . . . Mba but she looks good for a pregnant woman

Freiburger:
My Gs in da house should help out; from these 3; the black Afrian woman, the White cucursian, and the Asian woman, who do u think is better in bed? I don't know if the topic was discussed here in the past, but i wouldn't mind knowing now who is better in bed.

They are all wack

chic2pimp:
I treble tire oooo

Happy new year ooo 
I dey jare. I had to sort out some school stuffs.

Oh cool . . u still dey school?
Glad to have u back sha

chic2pimp:
don't mind jare. Opatas after opatas .

Hey u . . . .The heck have u been?
Wetin be opatas?

Dr Kitaun:
NL and its numerous soaps

I remember when Seun was the sole MOD, we were all complaining of outright dictatorial tendencies, yet I feel NL is better off without the MODSHIP of Debosky, Mukina and co

if I hear KPENNN from una mouth, una go see wetin I go show una

Hehehehe
To be honest few mods are aiite

Sagamite:
Yeah, that is what they all say.

Until:

"No, you are moving too close. Move back jor, you think I don't don jazzy what is on your mind ni.

Stop that now, I am not ready.

Nooo, don't touch it!

Don't take that off, I am serious.

I am serious o, you are annoying me now or is it because I am smiling, I am warning you o.

Stop, don't take that one off, you are lucky I let you take the bra off.

Stop now, please. I am serious. You know it is too early.

No, stop. Don't put it in.

Stop now. I am not going to come to your place anymore if this is how you will act.

Ah, Sagamite. Oooooooooo, you know I am not ready now.

Take it out.

Awn, Awn, Awn, Awn, . . . . smack it baby . . . . smack me . . . . hit that shitt up, big man . . . . don't you dare stop . . . . its all yours, baby . . . . hit it hard with that sweet thing. . . . oh Lord, I must have been a good girl, I think I just made it to heaven . . . . ah . . . . [size=14pt]ah[/size] . . . . [size=16pt]ahh[/size] . . . . . [size=24pt]ahhhhhhhhhh[/size]"

[size=4pt]mo ri e, o fokasibe![/size]

Rofl . . . . .

Why Is It That Beautiful Women Never Stay With One Man

Stop yarning dust jare.

eldee:
For you I'll make a special exception, two weeks and a Sunday

Death

0hsisi:
Your wife to be is probably in SS2 right now

Death

ibkaye:
Wow, just wow

Not only u darl
I am amazed this shallow thread has 2pages

ibkaye:
If you plan to stay with your fiance, don't.

If you plan to leave him/her for this new catch then confess.

Then again, it depends, if it's just a case of crushing/falling in love yet not having done anything physical, the things advised above are fine, however, if that's not the case, I don't know, well, I know what is morally right to do but hmmm.

I concur

What is it with this naija women bashing that is going on? it is not funny anymre u guys

U kissed until ur lips was swollen?

bluespice:
. . . sometimes it's cute sometimes i imagine a very detailed lobotomy carried out by me

Death

Here we bleeping go again

stillwater:
Not all men. People have different meanings of what loving someone entails. You just have to find someone who matches what you feel love is. There's nothing wrong telling someone how you want to be loved, IMO. Do these women tell their partners how they want to be loved?   It helps to have someone who you are friends with, someone you can tease and play around with without him thinking your are stripping him of his manhood. If you want to be in a relationship, choose well.

Word

[quote author=J-CzAr link=topic=381543.msg5315507#msg5315507 date=1263484244]Mukina, I thought we talked over this that when I'm ready to talk on Nairaland, you'll have my ban removed. Unfortunately, I have been emailing you back and forth and no attempt to respond to my emails have been made. I don't know what it is that you run here, maybe a cartel or maybe some people have asked you not to restore me but whatever it is, I plead my handle to be restored.

My ban message says, "Suspicion of defrauding with documentary proofs". And if that tattered pack of papers sent you by Platinumnk is what you refer to as "documentary proofs" then I'm disappointed in your sense of reasonable judgment. I won't be in haste to jump into conclusion neither do I want to engage you or Seun in a duel, but all I want is for "TheSeeker" to be restored and then I will formally come up here and say what I have to in defense of all that have been leveled against me, and then we can define what 'scammer' means because it looks like some people's brains are impaired to understand the meaning of the word 'scammer' and the context in which it's used.

Before the foulmouthed fools start waggling their tongues uncontrollably, let me get the hell out of here. As usual, I shall be watching by the sidelines. Also, if you want, you may also ban this handle too at the request of the "accuser" as Seun pointed out in his email to me. Accuser my foot![/quote]TheSeeker himself
Na ur face be this . . . . . . . .

Naija men and submission

He shud hav atleast introduce you to someone even if its his friends but like someone said . . be patient
Personally i dont blv in let me meet ur family issue cuz that doesnt mean he cant mess u up.

[quote author=sd-6 link=topic=381471.msg5314718#msg5314718 date=1263477944]ok! i dont expect our ladies to readily agree. but my guys just come out and look around u, the girls u see or even our girl friends(no disrespect) look shapeless. u know wat i mean! hardly would u see any girls with this usually adored COCACOLA shape. first of all, those with nice bosoms have flat a.s.s flat enough to be an ironing table. then those with nice a.s.s have flat and small bosoms just like the junior secondary girls. our ladies are lazy at keeping good shape. a lot are obese and even the skinny ones have broomstick legs. no wonder some ladies dislike wearing jean trousers cuz they are selfconscious knowing how bad they look on trousers. those who wear the trousers try to cover their skin predicaments. thats why guys run around the few who have good helpings of Gods gift. they have messed our jeans up. these abroad girls are very funky and sweet  so te e kom be like say dem no dey chop. na him make most naija girls no dey chop wella becos dem dey watch weight. abeg ladies make una change oooo[/quote]Rofl. . . someone is bitter

[quote author=!amebo no1 link=topic=380664.msg5311310#msg5311310 date=1263435808]Im an igbo gurl , and i ask again, who is marrying who? if i proposed to him , fine i will foot the bills but if he did, then he has to pay for it, on the introduction day the guy wanted to pay with eftpos if possible cos him cash don finish

ok seriously what if shes a student, where will she get the money from? i was a student myself then , and would rather use my money to buy me clothes and shoes than give it to a man to MARRY ME [/quote]Well that is different case . . .u were student obviously u werent working

platinumnk:
Why shouldnt a woman save for her wedding as well?
I think women should.

I am disputing that . . . but couples must have a budget is all i am saying
why wud i spend ridiculous amout on money on wedding??
The money i cud use in sending my kids to the best school, i cud even use part of money for as down-payment on a house for me and my family, do i wanna leave a council flat after i get married . . . God Forbid. one gotta spend wisely and get her priorities str8

cold:
I imaintain that marriage must not be an event to declare u bankrupt.I'm a bonafide igbo boy,a region with the highest bride price not to talk of trado & the white weddin.But seriously u hav to put your foot down & insist that the marriage must proceed on your own terms or u're backin out period

I cud kiss you

[quote author=!amebo no1 link=topic=381096.msg5311278#msg5311278 date=1263435054]you is welcome, just come back n update us

i always say this, better marry somerone that has been there  than someone still getting there, cos along the way distractions might come in

marry the one you truly love, but you have to search deep into your heart to find that one[/quote]Hmmmm food 4 thot.

[quote author=!amebo no1 link=topic=380664.msg5311263#msg5311263 date=1263434733]Thats why i said no broke assed guys for the single gurls, gurls be careful[/quote]Lmao . . jenny and money
i likey

[quote author=!amebo no1 link=topic=381096.msg5311250#msg5311250 date=1263434532]oh you fell inlove with her educational background, thats her medical doctor status

Marry the one you love, but i tell you, call it quits with the one you dont love

I tell you again, think carefully, the one you claim to love might not be love but infatuation due to the distance btw u n the other gurl, n at the same time it can be love

Just think carefully and choose wisely[/quote]Gbam

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=380664.msg5311246#msg5311246 date=1263434459]A friend just got married to his girlfriend of over 8 years. YES!! *I said 8 whole years.

They just finished their traditional marriage about 4 months ago and things have not been the same since after the trado.

This guy emptied out two local account and 1 foreign account, sold his EOD (end-of-discussion) and moved from a 4 Bedroom flat into a two room and palour.

My guy if you are planning a wedding, aleast you should be prepared to declare bankruptcy for aleast four years after your marriage.[/quote]Are u serious? This is a joke right?

[quote author=!amebo no1 link=topic=380664.msg5311101#msg5311101 date=1263432479]sheeesh, im trying to woo siena and debosky on this forum, dont put sand sand in my garri oooooo [/quote]sorry aunty. lol