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Like ibkaye said . . . its a 2-way thing.

follypimpi:

Rosemary crucifix ?? U don dey chop poison.

Nooooooo . . . . . the rosemary i am talking abt is a herb

https://www.zeninfocus.com/wp-content/uploads/5935657-rosemary-herb-plant.jpg

Put rosemary

See this chic ooo
sauron and i are already sipping on our champagne

https://www.thecontrarianmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/champagne-cristal.jpg

Here we go again
They are both beautiful in their own unique way . . . . HAPPY?

platinumnk:
my luff sauron!!!e! happy birthday baby!!! as your second wife i shall give u nothing but the best tonight sha!!!!!

First of all . . . i am glad u acknowledge being second
Second . . . . . . U aint spending the nite with him, i own him thruout this week

*roll eyez*

netotse:
@debosky's post
AMEN

Bia, which part are u sayin amen to?


@ibk
Keep grinning . . . . .lemme catch u

MRbrownJAY:
@poster
its all down to individuals and instances.
some men like long pre-intimacy and dressing up in lingerie is a prolonged part of pre-intimacy.
to me, taking off the lingerie is just like unpacking a great gift.

some men dont give a damn about lingerie and their only concern is to be inside you as quick as possible so with these guys you should skip the dressing up and just go straight to the point. lingerie is pointless to them as they want to see some a$$.
men and women are different on this subject and only communicating with your partner can open your mind and show you what to do.

also a man liking you to wear lingerie doesnt mean that it has to be done ALL THE TIME.
everything has to be right, from the location to the mood and even lighting etc so if you aint got it ALL right then skip the lingerie for the next time or just dont mind if he doesnt appreciate it.

ps: lets not forget that there is lingerie and L I N G E R I E.

Finally a man that understands

Ibkaye . . will u shut up

@poster
Cake anyone

https://farm2.static.flickr.com/1119/660069317_22f8d1d456.jpg

debosky:
You have wide hips so I know you can handle it. 

eww

debosky:
Sharon is a year older! 

Happy Birthday mate. . . hope you have a great day and finally shave off that hitler moustache and may Tope have triplets for you this year. 

Triplets?? U want to kill me

I know its not yet your birthday but according to NL's time . . . . .It is
So happy birthday darling, Many many many more years to come.

SEFAGO:
Bros there is enough for us now. Ok, I would leave FL Gator, since you technically "saw her first" and I would move to Tope2000!. However, Tope2000! is not my first choice though . Anyways sha I will sample FL Gator later.

What? huh
Tope2000 doesnt want u but u can try ennyluv

follypimpi:

Gator so u didnt hear tope's merix of am a FLIRT in yoruba a duet with Solek.

lol . .o gbadun

follypimpi:

Loff ke,haba is too fast now.

lolz ok oh

Uche2nna:
Since when?  

Abeg stick with "Ejo"  

uchenna leave me alone ooo
and stop being a trialist

SEFAGO:
Pourquoi? Because I read every single posts you have made on Nairaland?  

Anyways hello sha, I have done my own to greet you, as usual naija girl shakara, then you will comeback later. I know how you all play. Don't worry I will be waiting for you even if it takes 60 years

Well if it isnt wande coal's look alike
how u dey?

follypimpi:
Gators no mind dem,am almost through with my pounded yam,once done i will welcome u into my Ekiti mansion so we can kiti till day break.

Awwwww . . loff is in da air

FL Gators:
[color=dodgerblue]LOL Of course not. If na my Oyinda, I for vex o
But ah ahn, tell your hubby to leave me [/color]

Its true El . . . . .biko leave gators
wetin she do u sef

elecktra:
tell her she has a foul mouth odour, trust me she ll never open her mouth in front of you again even if its to proclaim love 

Lol . . . that is a bit harsh

follypimpi:

It must be a sweet dreams or cute nightmare for u tonite.

i wudnt mind a bit of both actually

@El
LOL. . . .e dey pain gators

Oh here we go again with pastor says

follypimpi:

A sign they will hve big butt in the nearest future  

Lmao . . . funny enuff
skinny girls stretch marks are usually  

@chiogo
I no want the dream again

follypimpi:

Chie u wan burst tope bubble she don dey jump up and down since that statement.  

No mind the girl . . . . .she too dey kill my dream sha
chiogo i go crasze for u o

ElRazur:
**Walks and swagger over to tope**

Hey hello Sunshine, how are you doing? You know, just had a quick look on your profile and man, I believe in miracle. Omo man, it is you, it is you that I have been looking for, in fact, where have you been all this while that I have wasted time on FLGators? Omo you make me wanna sing Amazing grace you know.

**Starts to sing a rendition of Amzing grace just for Tope while Fl weeps in the corner**

Amazing grace, how sweet you look

Amazing Tee, how cute you are

I once was lost -when I was running after Flgators
But now am found - that I found you.

Amazing tee, how nice you smell.

How about we move away from the cries of Flgators to somewhere more private?

Buahahahahahahahahaha . . . . . . . my head is swelling
Are u a lyricist by any chance?

I loff u too much jare, my darling El . . . .No one like
all other guys are counterfeit

follypimpi:

If u do on your behind it means u got big batttyyy

Really?
Now u r making me have some bad thots

Pele pwetty. . admitting it is always the hardest part

ElRazur:
If only you come closer and let me whisper some sweet nonsense into your ears while FL gators aka Mount Sinai butt watch from afar and get filled with jealousy. Deal?

Tee hee hee
Oya . . . . .here i am, whisper