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[quote author=!amebo no1 link=topic=380664.msg5311085#msg5311085 date=1263432307]tell us jare, how much must your dude have , b4 he becomes MR bluespice

Mine is good cash in millionssssssssssssssssssssss, i wont mind trillionsssssssss anywayz and as for the koboko, how much do i want? an iroko tree baby

All money and no koboko makes jenny an adulterous woman [/quote]Too late jenny . . . . u r already married

chika98:
Death! That's why I am not her then.

Rofl . . . . . 
Future mrs sauron have got a handful on her hands . . .dnt envy her at all.

chika98:
Akuko! When they are ready then the find someone new to marry

hmmmmmm. . . well said

I give up on sauron . . . . . . Pls stay away from girls that are in their 20s
Go for college girls . . .they will able to live up ur dreams with u

chika98:
I think what they won't forgive is when they are the little page boy and little bride

u dey mind am

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=380664.msg5310889#msg5310889 date=1263429899]The amount of money they spend on their wedding isn't going to build em a new house in Lagos anyways.
Tokunbo cars? Puhleeeeeeeeeeeeeease.
What you give is what you get. The couples who spend money on their wedding recoup em back via mouth-watering gifts.[/quote]Really? That is your source for payin back debts? wow

Manage-wetin?
Your children won't forgive you when they see Agoiiiiin beans/sachet water in your Wedding DVD in the next 15 years.

Children wont 4give me?? what has it got to do with them, it was my wedding.
Besides . . .rice and meat isnt that expensive

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=380664.msg5310852#msg5310852 date=1263429623]They spent £40k each and that includes the traditional wedding.[/quote]They musta been married a igbos . . . . no offence

£40K pounds?
I am sure your credit score can rip out £40K from Lloyds TSB.

Excatly what i dont want to do . . . .so after marriage we shud be livin in debt? i pity your future wife
Cut your coat accoding to your size is what they say

And you will serve Bread and Agoiiin beans for your guests.
Chei, let me marry you then.
My monthly salary should cover up for your wedding conveniently with few coins left to spray your coconut head.

Lolz . . . . i aint that cheap
U can have a elegant wedding with just 10k sef

stillwater:
Live for today and live in debt tomorrow. Naaa thank you!!! Proposal vetoed!!!

lol. . . . . management is not in sauron's dictionary

chika98:
In this recession? One can have a $10,000 wedding and still have it look grand! Just cut the guests to a minimum.

OP
It depends on the sort of wedding you want to have. Go big and spend your life savings. Go small and save money you can put towards your down payment on a house

Thank you ooo
I will say it again unless u have a very rich family that wants to sponsor ur wedding . . .40k is absurd

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=380664.msg5310775#msg5310775 date=1263428861]You prolly underestimate what you see in those weddings.
2 of ma mates had their weddings in 2009 and the combined cost of the whole shiznit was around £40K.
Of course, the bride's family contributed some of it too but £40K is £40K.[/quote]2weddings and the combined cost is 40K . . .Meaning 20k each right?
so why must urs be 40k?
u be obasanjo's son?

Who ever said £40K amounts to a man's life savings.
It's something people plan for. It doesn't just happen like a date to the London Zoo or Vue.

Plan?? How does one save up to 40k in this country?
U be must be company director to have that amount saved up
If a naija man want to save up 40k . . . . .i guess he wud prolly get married wen he is in his 40s
Then some men wonder why . . . . . . their gfs run off and marry another guy

Cheapskates!!!
You will prolly buy your wedding ring @ Argos.

Lol
Why wud i be the one to buy my own ring in the first place, isnt that the groom's responsibilty?
The only thing that WILL be expensive at my wedding has to be the rings sef

debosky:
El Razur - is this what they taught you in Yemen? How to toast women late at night?

I will ask for a refund of your school fees.

Rofl . . . . .  

stillwater:
As someone said he needs a a job.

Thank you
A good paying stable job. if i dont spend much on wedding now . . . . i can always go all out on my vows re-newal

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=380664.msg5310717#msg5310717 date=1263428271]Simplicity and elegance CANNOT co-exist.
If you want to serve Chivita and Paraga on your wedding day, na you sabi.
My wedding should be the most special day of me life so i am spending £££ on it. Tomorrow's troubles will take care of itself.[/quote]Simplicity and elegant CAN co-exist
I am sure i have to been to more weddings that u
Why spend all ur life savings on a wedding? i dont get it
4-5mil naira is enuff for a good wedding . . . .why go borrow a loan cuz of a wedding

I am 100% certain a crappy wedding won't give you a happy married life as well.
Na people like you dey do WEDDING MK II because the first one sucked semen.

Wateva jare . . . . i still stand by my words
atleast if i didnt spend much on my wedding and it collapses . .God 4bid, i wont be that bitter

Ebonyeyes:
Good for you hun, dont let me knock you . Who is this mad lady?

LMAO

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=380664.msg5310681#msg5310681 date=1263427871]@tope
read ya first post on this thread na, its still there, its alright to have a lil dig at sauron once in a while, and have no fear, i got your back 110%, lol.[/quote]I knw what i said. . . . .and i am still standing by it
scared of sauron? i fit slap him sef
Yes . . . . .i think men like sauron will prolly say hun wait till we have 40k just to evade marriage.
by the time . . . the chic will be in her 30s . . .i knw men like that

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=380664.msg5310675#msg5310675 date=1263427820]Tope, are you this cheap?
U think 10 milla naira is too much?

Do you know how much a decent wedding planner charges for weddings these days?[/quote]Its not abt cheap . . . . . so if u dont have 40k, u wont get married
There are alot of simple but elegants weddings that doesnt cost that much . . . . . i dont need a over the top wedding planner b4 i have a perfect wedding.

To me the real life begins after the wedding. . . . .i have always wanted a big wedding too but will big wedding give me happy married life?

Ebonyeyes:
Oh sowwwwyyyyy  He so wishes though

Lol he is the closest to boris that we have here

[quote author=!amebo no1 link=topic=380782.msg5310519#msg5310519 date=1263426317]May this happen to someone like THESEEKER, aminn [/quote]Buahahahahaha . . .u r wicked sha

ElRazur:
Say what? A few people met me in person so I guess you ask around. Oh a few friends from here have access to my picture on face book, besides, God's gift to ladies do not need to brag about his own looks - it is a standard thing to be blessed.

Dont mid her darlink

@Ebony
How dare u insult my boris kodjoe

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=380664.msg5310613#msg5310613 date=1263427219]@tope
whaddaya mean Sauron can't afford that, why una dey drag my darling's yansh on d ground so, don't stop though, he deserves it and more, lol. .[/quote]When did i say that?
Ofcuz ur husband sauron can afford it but i still think its absurd

El and his obsession with cuteness

OgidiBoy:
Tests cost too much money to be taking every 1-3 months.

This is why UK is better than ur USA
Test is free here . . , infact lemme rub it in further everything medical is free

Harry Potter:
well as for me i think a test should be done b4 any action takes place cos nobody is 100% trust worthy.

True that but how many ppl (esp naijas) get tested for HIV? most of them are shi.t scared

OgidiBoy:
One partnership relationships gets old after a few years

Lenu eeeeeeeeee
I thot u were one of the cool ones . . . . u guys are all the same

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=380664.msg5310523#msg5310523 date=1263426335]Tope22,022. no be u dey claim say Sauron get cold feet and no wan marry, hence d reason he's claiming he needs to save �40k.[/quote]I am very sure sauron was jokin abt that 40k  

If my groom was someone like toowise, r231 or omo ibo, i don't mind us spending only �1k and saving the rest of the money, but if i end up with someone like Sauron, e go spend at least �50k, so that when that mouth of his starts running like a fishwife's own as usual, and he starts raining abuses and curses and epe's on me, i will think back to our wedding day and forgive him, that sauron can curse, lol.

LMFAO . . . . Have pity on sauron now. ahn ahn

OgidiBoy:
You don't get that feeling when you use a condom, the make sex boring.

Then stick to one partner . . . .

Ebonyeyes:
You aint lying about that hun. I know myself but do I really know him? I dont think so.

I know
when i tell my man that i dnt trust him 100%, he gets mad but truth is . . . . . . . we are still gettin to knw each other

Ebonyeyes:
I agree thats why a condom should be used even in the matrimonial home. One doesnt know where that dic has been

LOL . . I agree
Trust nobody but urself wen it comes to stuffs like this . . . . .after CANCER, its HIV that scares me the most

Ebonyeyes:
Or stick with one partner, its not that hard is it? Fu-king is Fu-king right?

Its rare to see a naija man that doesnt cheat but pls use a condom, dnt bring ur HIV infected dic to me abeg

I seriously hope some MEN will start using condom when they want to do a random fuc.king sha

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=380664.msg5310358#msg5310358 date=1263424909]Tope20049 abi how many notches is it on your bedpost now, so ara e o, no make me fight you oh, what do you mean Sauron dey wishy-washy? IF na joke stop am, i don line up an handful of my 30 something year old cousins and have been singing Sauron's praises to them, and they think they are about to land a good catch, lol.[/quote]Lmao . .wen did i say that
But i am totally against sauron on spending £40,000 on a wedding . . .say wetin happen?
The real life begins after the wedding joh