₦airaland Forum

No2Atheism:
buahaaaaa . . .

is that ur own ansa?

stillwater:
Love is anything that has mass and occupies space.

LMFAO . . is that matter?

michelin89:
Tope you never understand, the girl real name na Chukuamaka, she dey stay the village of Umahia for the remotest part of Abia State. (these names are pure fantasy)

Na one village champion wey wan dey form ajebota. Take you and friends out? You dey craze.

I cant breath

[quote author=kay_pumpin link=topic=189393.msg4551586#msg4551586 date=1253061934]I heard your home town needs a new village head
We gat something in common,cos i need some village heads
So i told the  local chick to gimme some village head
Got called to the bar,to get some law head

Mode 9--Sweet love freestyle

[/quote]LWKMD . . . .Seriously bro kay?

4. Help with his personal hygiene: Well some guys can be pigs you know. It’s a girl’s responsibility to ensure her guy gets a timely haircut, manicure/pedicure, shave and other things that come with looking good.

Huh? i didnt even see this one b4
its my responsibility to look after a dirty child?

OMO IBO:
Bia, nwanyia, ara o digi?
take you and your girl friends where?
maka gini?

aham owu father christmas?

I'm struggling to take you out and you are now talking of adding your friends??

ROFL
i dont agree with part either

Turai Yaradua is going to become the president soon . .watch out

omg .SMH

michelin89:
Just a question: what if the boy has a housemaid, wetin the girl go dey do?

6.Be with him.

This Ujujoan is smart eh. She dey pray make them get househelp so that she can do the sweetest chore and have the man doing all his 6 back breaking chores, including dashing out his money.

Sugabelle and numam must be delighted!

LMAO

michelin89:
Sugabelle
numam
ujujoan

These girls are something else. They are corrupting the minds of the young generation.

What happened to partners helping themelves through hard times, encouraging each other to realize their dreams, sustaining each other's ambitions?

THESE ARE MY BOYFRIEND'S DUTY

1. Love me. If you don't then we are pretty much done as a couple.

2. Respect me.: emtionally, physically, psychologically and mentally.

3. Encourage me. You know my dreams and ambitions, make sure whenever I lose focus you are there to put me back on track.

4. Teach me. Don't be afraid to tell me when I'm wrong. Be bold and say it even though you know you might not live to see tomorrow.

5. Trust me. Yeah I am always talking about you to my friends but I am sure capable of keeping secrets. Lean on me anytime anyday.

6. Use me. Ask for favors if you are in need. Just for the fact that I love you I may say yes even though I hate it with all my heart.

MY DUTIES?? They are quite obvious. I can't be copying and pasting.

Awwwwwwwwwwww . . . . . cute
i agree

michelin89:
Wetin him mama dey do? He nor get hands? Na bf not fiancé, na wa o. Wife material.

Ahahahha! I nor get enough for my house na to go clean another person own. Wife material.

So to put clothe inside washing machine na hard work na? Abi he want make I use my hands? Na him dey pay for my beautiful natural nails abi?

Na boy abi na baby? Wife material.

Ahahhahhah. Just move in with him.

If he nor marry you eh---you go cry!!!


As a girl, these are the things I expect from my BF.

Just say you are broke and can't affor professionals.

Ahhahahaha! Show off.

Stupid.

Slut.

Cheap broke ass gal.

This is accpetable. The only priceless thing you can get from your darling.

Michelin u so bitter, why na?

davidylan:
Well its good to know there are still principled women out there . . . i particularly cant stand women like the OPs gf.

The percentage of women like that is very very LOW. hold on to one if u've got one dear

davidylan:
he appologised because that was the PC thing to do.

yeah yeah wateva . . . atleast he did

bawomolo:
white folks are mad at twitter. calling him a nigger and stuff

those country music rednecks do not appreciate a black man silencing their darling.

Even saraj on nl isnt liking it at all

davidylan:
I'm sorry but i think the main issue here is the girl blatantly disrespected her bf. What next? She'll collect money for food from someone else if the guy is cash-strapped? what happened to patience?

david we r in the 21th century ya know? patience?? that word doesnt exist anymore esp in nigeria sorry to say
it seems girls of nowadays dnt like waiting oo, go to nigeria. girl is their 20s r riding big cars, living in VGC n u think other girls want to wait? i doubt it o

chic2pimp:
Nah. She is mixed race .

is she? thot she was white o

chic2pimp:

Abeg ooo he is not disgracing me ooo. I might have disgraced himself but certainly not me.

Are u his fan? abeg vamoose

finemocha:
BS

the guy should have purchased her a phone instead of being cheap

Lolz . . . . .i am kinda inbtn with this topic
The girl prolly accepted the phone cuz she needed it n plus the bf cudnt afford to buy her one.
i think the main issue here is if the girl is cheating on her bf with phone dude

chic2pimp:
Thank u jare. I tire for NL peeps. I was waiting for the race thingy to come into the equation.

cant balme sara tho, shes white
she gotta support her pips

davidylan:
who cares?  Go on Kanye!

yeye boy . . .even kanye knew what he did was wrong afterwards n thats the most important thing plus he apologised

oyb:
his antics have worked sha - his name is on everybody's lips - again you know they say there's no negative publicity in showbiz
my album go sell by any means necessary - by grammy/vma or by stage crashing

True that . . . . .i understand what kanye was sayin but he shudnt have ruined the lil girl's nite
i mean WTH is taylor swift . . and i remembered that kanye did give his award to outkast cuz he thot they deserved it more.

kellorah:
The decent thing to do is to return it, unless he asks u to keep it.

But if u feel like punishing him, u can throw it in the ocean lol. . . .or carry on rocking it.

Lolz . . . i agree

rip

sara j:
@bawomolo

Imagine if it was reversed
e.g a black female artist won the award and some white prick artist  grabbed the mic off her hand while she was doing her acceptance speech, and telling everyone that the other female (who was white) in her category should have won.

Now imagine the outcry that would cause, probably much worse than the examples you have posted!!
Even though I am half black, I think that most black people think they have the right to be racist.

Arghhhhhhhhhhh pls dnt let us turn this into some race shyte abeg