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[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=320828.msg4506367#msg4506367 date=1252439605]i'm sure wealthy guys exist that don't prefer high maintenance girls. otherwise i'm screwed. jk[/quote]lol
I hope they dont actually

eldee:


I'm wondering why Woolwich is not on that list.
I wanted to get some M.I tickets, they told me to go to a restaurant in Woolwich to get em.
You need to see the shock on my mates' faces when i told them i wanted to go get em, it was almost like they heard 'I'm going to defend my contry in Pakistan'

Rofl

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=320561.msg4500379#msg4500379 date=1252367397]Chineke Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]I was just speechless, i swear

they nigerian are too arrogant, they wont steal jewelries

follypimpi:

The last 1 made shiver.

Lmao

eldee:
In the article they said Thamesmead is usually called 'Little Lagos'

Imagine!!!!

I remember one incident i heard from my sis, There was a break-in at one of their neighbour's flat so they called the police and they told the police that they suspect the nigerian living across, so the police asked them what was stolen they said jewelries . . . . .Police told them mba nigerians dnt steal stuffs like that if u say ur credit card was stolen then yeah maybe we wud search their house can u imagine

follypimpi:

Omo the 1st profile got me shook.

Sinner

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=320561.msg4500346#msg4500346 date=1252366803]SE28 has 76% UNEMPLOYMENT. [/quote]How do u know?

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=316937.msg4499923#msg4499923 date=1252360828]no offense, dem no qualify, abi u wan damage the thread? [/quote]Thats cold

eldee:
London’s top 10 credit card fraud hotspots:
(% of money spent detected as fraud)

DA17 (Erith Marshes & East Thamesmead) 34%

SE28 (Thamesmead) 26.3%

SE2 (Crossness, South Thamesmead) 24.4%

EC1V (East Finsbury) 20%

EN5 (High Barnet) 16.3%

EC1R (Finsbury & Clerkenwell) 16.3%

RM19 (Purfleet) 16.3%

RM10 (Dagenham) 16.2%

SE18 (Woolwich) 15.7%

DA8 (Erith) 15.3%

http://www.thelondonpaper.com/thelondonpaper/news/london/thamesmead-is-londons-fraud-hotspot

We must admit, naija people full this area.
im ashamed

eldee:
Sharrap dia, we know how you prefer away matches

Lol . . . . .if u dnt live in the city
i aint looking at u twice.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=320561.msg4500321#msg4500321 date=1252366169]Na lie jor. . . . . . .
They shag the fynest babes in London.
With the whips, cribs, bling-bling and raw cash. . . . . .What else?[/quote]Maybe they do but only because of what they have im sure
But there are too RAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ for my liking
and NO, i dont want OLE as hubby

Im not suprised . . . . . i cant date any guy from that area

Lawd have mercy , i see acid dragged u here

Sagamite:
Naughty girl. 

Can't do them because:

a) Negative creativity.

b) Too Naughty

c) Too similar to previous ones

Rofl

C2H5OH:
Kukute don't mind her. English comprehension is no longer a fad.
I think we should buy her a bigger slate than yours.


don't mind me o unte i'm kiddin

Hehehehehehehehe . . . u no dey respect ur elders anymore o
gorimapa

[quote author=~Sissy~ link=topic=319942.msg4499019#msg4499019 date=1252348797]i thought some of your men preferred hairy legs [/quote]Abi o

@topic
Wetin be shave? what happened to hair removal?

Yikes . . . . . sucks to be you right now

werrin be this?

follypimpi:
She had Okin biscuit in her mouth,so we started kissin and she literarily fed me all her saliva with the taste of biscuit with her eyes open.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

@topic
It was everything i expected it to feel like

C2H5OH:
tope smh for you. oro e ti su mi.

LOL . . . . Oro iwo gan sun mi
i guess she misunderstood u

Meanie

Why cant u just sit him or her down n tell them it isnt working but it isnt u hon, its me. works all the time

chamotex:
This guy will woundjure somebody in church one day.
You gon need Insurance to go to that church.

That 'Phelp-ish' dive woulda left that woman in crutches . . . . that's what I call lucky escape

Death

unitee:
C2 which one is useless??

your woman or your girlfriend?? or both

BUAHAHAHAHAHA

posakosa:
Text: "Do not call my phone again you psycho btich

Voicemail: Theres a reason why I am calling you at 2am, I know that you will be fast asleep. Its over between me and you. I am changing my phone number

Phone: Hello is this Yinka's momsi: pls tell your daughter that it is over between me and her. She is now fired and expired.


Phone: girlfriend calls: <rings no answer>
second time <rings no answer>

^{New girlfriend}: You stupid btich, leave my man alone and stop calling my man's phone.

Lmao

chic2pimp:
They will want be force. After I show dem my Nkan okunrin, they will stand for attention.

They said NO NO NO

my handbag

chic2pimp:
I will still suck ya melons though. Yawa or no Yawa

sharap, they dont want u

rofl
Yawa don gas

God don catch david

deji2009:
@TOPE2000! sorry for replying late was just busy @ computer section. oh yes, you dont know me from anyway neither do i, my Conscience just tells me to say hello

Awwwwwwwwwwww . . . how sweet
Hello to u too

davidylan:
Of course, you forgot the lessons you gave me?

Lol . . .Now i remember

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=316937.msg4494145#msg4494145 date=1252279805]Na wa o.
It seems NLers are high on Hot juice.
Even Amaka has joined the party. . . . .Na wa o.[/quote]Hot juice ke?
We are only sharing ideas abt bra cupz