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chamotex:
Tope come over here and lets start our own romance.
You know imma be a footballer.

Lmao . . . .what happened to venessa?
Nna i hear THE AMAKA is available, she charges per hr

hotteju:
My dear the best thing would be just to ignore her
Cos Damn this babe irritates me!!
I agree with you I guess she is doing it on purpose
cos I do not believe that she is totally normal
let's just excuse her!!

I agree, no normal person will be such an irritant like that
somehing is wrong somewhere, lord knows i have tried hard to ignore her

THE AMAKA:
yawn to all you lame weak ass hos.

Eeya, you are also an ashewo?
it will get better, dnt worry
now i know why u r mentally disturbed

hotteju:
Strength so as not e-slap someone abi?

I want that strength too
LOL

I swear
i am beginning to think some1 paid her to get on ppls nerves

PAININASS:
No i won't but if she ask for help,i will give her link to translate it

like we care

whiteroses:
amaka yen tun ti wafa surutu ni ibi wahala omo yen ti poju, hopefully ko mo itunmo ede ti mo n so yii, bibe e ko ayami je ni tutu ni, eru omo ye n ba mi, biitchi buruku ni lol ojowu to n jowu adaeze igwe oje gbadura ki ti e de shiior

Buahahahahahahaha
were omo ni omo yen

Lord give me strength

5yrs maximum for me

[quote author=Aloy~Emeka link=topic=319988.msg4491806#msg4491806 date=1252255091]Why are big women so forgiving?
Why do they have such a large heart[almost always]?
Why are they so good at pampering men?
Why do they take pleasure in making the man in their life feel happy and fulfilled?
Why are they such active and responsive partners?
What makes them have such a healthy sex drive?[/quote]LMAO . . . . Is this a fact?

[quote author=Aloy~Emeka link=topic=319960.msg4491540#msg4491540 date=1252252126]Why don't they perform autopsy on her?. Severe high blood pressure can cause blood to drip from the nose.[/quote]Isnt she buried already? unless ofcos the dig up her body again for the autopsy

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=316937.msg4492770#msg4492770 date=1252264480]But I want to snuff you out seriously I know 100 personnal trainer and a million diet coach can never get me a killer body like yours, can you imagine, how will they manage my floor length blom blom which I am using the magnificient wonderbra to prop up on my shoulders, God bless the wonderbra  [/quote]HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA . . . . . . . . .Which killer body
Floor length blom blom so this why sauron hasnt been visting my house anymore abi??

davidylan:
why not? They both sound the same even though i havent seen Uju4ever post in almost 4 ever.

I just hope not sha

davidylan:
Is uju4ever the same as ujujoan?

I hope not

The Dark Knight

busygirl:
the french guy is crazyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. i was ROTFLMAO.

Dude got me ROFL

Cant do it unless we've be dating before the distance issue

Lol . . .cheap stunt

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=316937.msg4492640#msg4492640 date=1252262580]Good day Ma'am, I come in peace, I do indeed, so don't shoot me abeg I am just the humble messenger/good samaritan, I think what [b]they are trying to say is that you are Nairaland's most obnoxious irritating git [/b] and . . . err . . . err . . . sorry I didn't catch the rest of what they said because I was scared that when I deliver the message to you, you would chew my head off and most importantly because I am on your side


To prove that I have got your back and I am not just here to kiss your feet, next time any of this lot or whomever else they wanna send to you steps up to you, be they 1 or 1000, just holla at me, I am your girl [/quote]Buahahahahahaha . . . iyalode wont kill me

Brother Frankilin is at it again

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Secretz:
I love cleaning my bathroom, toilet and kitchen. . .I believe these are the most crucial parts of one's home to tell if they are really dirty people or not.

So true . . . . Bathroom, toilet n kitchen must be cleaned everyday
i also love cooking

Who is still bit.ching hia?

Sagamite:
More like Miss Mortuary if you ask me.

hehehehehe
Pls if u dnt like this thread, abeg leave

No2Atheism:
@tope well done , you are trying to pour petrol abi . . . u and that your rough bed

Sharap dia

Sagamite:
Don't mind the disillusion biology lab chic. Bringing her Erykah Badu shite on to me.
Tope, o da mo. Ko ti e si pimples loju mi.

I don die ooooooooooo

finemocha:
@tope2000

clearly u dont have very good taste, im not going to go through my computer to look for good pics of me so that i can satisfy yall curiousity.  That bobo no cute at all,

Yeah . . .  well bite me, Miss universe

finemocha:
lol ok TOH yeah but isnt one of them ranking the babes, same old nonsense, just different title

Ok, you are beginning to sound as if u r jealous
cuz i bet if david listed your profile as one of the best, u wudnt be saying this

Sagamite:
I am not going to analyse you or join issues with you. You can plop and seek attention all you want, pscho-slowpoke.

Buahahahahahahahahahahahaha . . . 

finemocha:
@tope2000

actually that isnt even a good pic of me BUT back to the point

no im not upset or hyperventilating, im just speaking the truth.  i have friends on here that look for finest pic to post on nairaland.  and its probably because of people like sagamite, so that he can come and say ah this one fine, and this one no fine.  puhlease, spare me.  im just saying isnt it ironic that the cute guys on nairaland arent doing this, probably because they are out there in the real world getting laid.  while sagamite is sitting here jacking off to pics. but hey this is all in good fun so no hard feelins sagamite

The thread is not abt the prettiest darl . . . .Thats where u are getting it all wrong
and besides anybody can start a thread n they dont have to be cute or handsome and i think sagamite is cute

THE AMAKA:
blah blah blah!

si iya e

davidylan:
leave am . . . na small pikin, she go soon grow. 

Na wa o
Some ppl really their face smashed, i swear

THE AMAKA:
yeah im sure.
you dey craze?
seriously lets see your face, let US be the judge since thats what you seem to do best.

oh no she didnt david

Now i know why finemocha is hyperventilating
sagamite don analyse her. buahahaha