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ElRazur:
I wish. He don yamutu for quiet a while now.

Sorry to hear that

follypimpi:
@Tope

You are in trouble oo,if i cum like this nah to dey ,

what iz u talking abt? what trouble?

i see some true motives here.

ElRazur:
Haaa. My papa no get am. NO way I go get am.

Dont tell me british government is taking care of ur dad too?

ElRazur:
I resent that, my bladder is a strong as a Muslim praying mat.

Not when u are 70 it wont.

osasp:
tope free us na
like she sed we r discussing politics

yeahhhhhhhhhhh. . . rite
im watching u

ibkaye:
Me ke? Mba!
We were just discussing politics

Huh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i gat my eyez on u

ElRazur:
It aint bad in old folks home. You just eat, take you pills, socialise and sleep. what more do you want at old age? A gold medal?

Hehehehehehehehe . . . . .nothing wrong in playing word search in ur pee pee clothings

Ibakaye are u flirting?

~Sauron~:
Come on. . . . . .I won't be touching anything this time.
I will be civil.

i dont trust u. . . . . u cant help urself with my set of twins.

ElRazur:
Marriage is over-rated.

Tuface have 5kids and he still aint married! I guess that proves one do not need marriage to have a child. I don't think I will be lonely if am old. I am sure the British government will look after me in a care home or old people's home.

british government will look after u? oh wow. . . . . .i dnt know wat to say but gudluck with that
Ahhhhhhhhh. . . pls dont lemme that nuisance is ur role model?

MrCrackles:
I was just sightseeing, checking out the mummies and the pyramids, nothing dirty!

yeah. . . . .rite

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . . . . . .Guess u shud let him know how u feel

OgidiBoy:
Who or what is a bedtime lover

Shag-mates

ElRazur:
How many ways can you wear a hat?  No matter how creative you get, you will eventually run out of ideas.

Oh gawd
So in one word . . . u are never getting married?
Arent afraid of getting lonely wen u growing older?
do u want kids though?

MrCrackles:

Some kinky shyte huh . . . . tssssk

~Sauron~:
Tope, are u coming over?
It will be nice seeing your curves in a swimsuit. https://images.redcafe.net/images/smilies/drool.gif

Lol . . . i know what happened at the romantic dinner last time
So i aint coming

MrCrackles:

By dogging and swinging right?

swinging??
What excatly did u learn in Egypt??

ElRazur:
Marriage ke? You don ever see fire for well before? Abomination!

I dont have to be married to know that staying with the same person for 40years can be boring. Can you watch the same channel all day? lol

Lmao . . . . i know it can be boring, but this is why couples shud always find a way to spice up their relationship. No?

Secretz:
Hun, I have decided I am too posh to go
*trotting along*

Good decision  . . . . .just by reading the thread, i know the BBQ will be rough n rowdy.

MrCrackles:
U mean lifetime shagger?

However u wanna put it.

ElRazur:
Come back and tell me that once you are married for 40years plus.

Personally, I want none. I prefer to be "baba ndagbe" so that "Iya can yo wa"

LOL . . . .Have u been married b4?

Breaking up and splitting up mean the same to me.
Unless u mean a trial separation?

Def lifetime lover

U guys are organising a get-together that will never take place again? . . . . . shior

Oxone:
says who?

Frown all u want . . . . . i am speaking the truth
U want o tell me men dont marry senators, governors or president daughters just for money n connections . . . abi u think its true love?

Besides lots of naija men marry for money too . . . . so u guys dont have a say seriously

~Sauron~:
Show me one.

we dont know same ppl. . . . so cant show u one besides all the meat sellers i know in uk r mostly asians

~Sauron~:
See me thinking money was no object.
Naija women?? Fiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

LOL . . . . . how is money an object in what i just said?
They are some mechanics n meat sellers that are richer than graduates in naija today . . . n u know it

malaika:
I didn't know whether to post this under the Health section but I think it's more of a Family issue. Anyway here goes

A friend of mine is now about 36 weeks pregnant and is due for a natural delivery in about 4 weeks' time if everything goes well. Recently her Mother in Law's health took a turn for the worse, in fact she's terminally ill and can kick the bucket anytime. Now her husband is insisting that my friend book for an immediate ceasarian section and get the baby out so that his mother (her mother in law) can meet the child before she dies. He wants his mother to have as much time with her grandchild as possible before she dies, I suspect this is the mother in law's idea and she's the one insisting but my friend's husband seems to agree as well. He is very close to his mother and is emotional about her impending death. My friend does not want to have a c-section unless its absolutely necessary, for obvious reasons, a c-section is major abdominal surgery and my friend's pregnancy is not complicated and she was looking forward to giving birth to her first child naturally. Also, having a c-section might mean that all other babies she will have will have to be delivered by c-section. This is causing a lot of tension in the marriage, the husband is telling her to stop thinking about herself for once, he says the baby/babies will be fine with either birth method and she also will recover fully, but his mother is dying and she must think about that.

I don't know how to advise her, because it seems that any decision she makes will have a lasting impact on her marriage, either for the good or for the worst. Any suggestions?

This had better be a joke o. . . . . . . pls tell me u r kidding?

~Sauron~:
Would u date your Dad's mechanic or the meat-seller in Tejuosho market?

Nope. . . . .i'll rather have some1 who is on the same wave-length with me
i dont wanna be the one wearing the trouser in my relationshp.

Real life huh?

yelz

~Sauron~:
Wayo for me?? Not a chance!!!
Just saying in the grand scheme of things that cash is the ultimate schitzo with Naija women.
Forget the stares, thighs rubbing or nipples puckering. . . . . .

Not all naija women date guys for money . . . if she has her own
But if married then that is a different case

Blushing? I am sure Stephen and your other e-boy/fs cannot see you blush.
So how does he read your body language that you are into him?

Sharap dia . . . . . who is talking abt e-bfs . . . . . . pffssssssssssss
I am talking real life here, my friend

~Sauron~:
How? What ways?
By expecting a man to take you to West End and burn his credit card?

Who did wayo for u?
I dont know what experience u've had but i dont think any girl wud want to prove she is into u by tellin u to take her shopping

If i am into a guy I wil laugh at every joke he makes even if it’s a crappy one.
I will be blushing when I see him . . . . .etc

~Sissy~:
the funny part is that when 'em married women stop using makeup the same men will start complaining on how unattractive, blah blah their wives have become

No man will tell me what to do wen it comes to beautifying myself biko . . . he knew i wasnt SU b4 he married me.