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follypimpi:
Me too.

close ur yeye mouth. . . .that kind of woman will only love u cux of ur money

Because they want to j/k

Well it dependz on the reason why they broke up in the first place
But i dont think its wise

Biko give me money

I met a girl online lately, we have been calling and texting each other. My girl has been misbehaving like someone who took kaikai and otapiapia (local gin and local insectiside). I and the new girl agreed to meet some weeks back but she never showed up. When I comfronted her about this ,she was like "I dont know if you will like what you will see". I tried to encourage her to come atleast for me to see her and moreso that I al ready like her person.

On May day she called to tell me that she is in a nearby eatery that I should come over. I[b] met an ugly lady sitting alone in the eatery and I said to myself that it cant be her. I called her number again to know where she was. Lo and behold she was the babe that I have been fantasizing about.I managed to sit near her to talk with her. Whenever I crack a joke and she smiles, It looks like she is crying.I couldn`t bear it because she was not what I expected. . That was when I said to myself, no wonder she has always decline my request of sending her pictures to my mail box. In the eatery I was looking for an open space to make a quick exit but couldnt find any[/b]

I managed to stay with her till she was done with her pie and coke. I saw her off to the b/stop and raised my hands to the sky in appreciation to God for saving me out of the babes hand. I was asking myself many questions like "what if she has asked to know where I stay", "what if she has decided to stay back" What if and if,
I have never tried dating online but with this I almost got my finger burnt. This is my experience. Will never blind date again. The babe wowo no be small and she come fat join

ROFL
thats cold

IFELEKE:
Go see a qualified and experienced Gynecologist

i agree

bigboyslim:
Hmmmmm. Can u be a bit more specific or would you get banned again if you say it.

I might get ban again if i talk abt it but it seemz someone has it in for me

bigboyslim:
@tope5000

just out of curiosity. How did u get urself banned? It would guide those of us who are yet to fall into that situation. Thanks

Lol . . . .just out of pure hatred

davidylan:
So some are already planning to do that? I'm getting a ring ASAP.

Hehehehehehs . . .ofcoz na i aint getting any younger
My biological clock is ticking . . . tick tock


[quote author=kay_pumpin link=topic=268487.msg3816873#msg3816873 date=1241396872]Just trying to get things in perspective.

Of course saying 'sorry' when it is intended is better than saying "sorry" and repeating the same action all over.[/quote]Amen

stillwater:
Not really. Women always think her friends are trying to pour sand in her garri.

Gbam

davidylan:
now you know why i wont leave u alone until another man puts a ring on ur finger.

If u like it u better put a ring on it david b4 anoda man does

agabaI23:
tope10000

Some girls find it difficult to say sorry just  like men

I dont find it hard to say sorry if i know i was wrong

bigboyslim:
Why do some girls have a problem saying sorry if they're wrong. Even if i'm right, i still say sorry sometimes. Girls!!!!!!! never fail to amaze me.

Actually its the other way round
Its men that doesnt say sorry they rather find a way to justfy their actions instead of saying the S-word

[quote author=kay_pumpin link=topic=268477.msg3816839#msg3816839 date=1241396063]Your friend could have an info on the girl you weren't privy to[/quote]true that.

[quote author=kay_pumpin link=topic=268477.msg3816824#msg3816824 date=1241395761]I doubt if it is a MAJOR factor but of course it could be if what your friend has to say as per the lady in question is MAJOR.[/quote]But why?

maballack:
I met a girl , say aftr 2 days we chatted and she was like during the end of the call used the ending pharse, love u, i was shocked,
a while after i met another girl and after a few tripping out and all that in the bed, she asked or rather started assuming we are going out, and parading herself as my gf to her friends to which i hve interest on, whats with the days of toasting and waiting for a reply, lol, why the rush this days

Buahahahahahahaha
I thot men liked that

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=268477.msg3816798#msg3816798 date=1241395129]I wouldn't let any of ma homeboys marry a poor excuse of a woman.
It's a code of respect we have for one another.[/quote]How is it ur bizness? . . . . . didnt he know she was sorry excuse b4 he decided to marry her

Lax75:
@ poster

Please.,, women do this too, even more than men.

No we dont

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=268466.msg3816777#msg3816777 date=1241394447]Hmmmmmm. . . . . .U are kinky.[/quote]I am NOT

For shizzle, i completely forgot. . . . .Was thinking tomorrow is gon' be another stressful monday.

I am waking up at 3pm tomorrow

opsydudu:
@tope5000

am i missing something?

it's a pity i don't know you.

Hehehehehehe . . . i am mysterious

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=268466.msg3816760#msg3816760 date=1241393759]So you will let your partner pay to touch a woman's boobs or dip his finger in her tampon socket?
U might as well get him a LovePeddler he can shag every monday evening.
Tope, go and lie down. . . . . [/quote]What the big deal abt strip joints . . . .many husbands n wives go together[the kinky ones ] as long as he keep his hands to himself . . . . i dont see the big deal
Its bank holiday  . . . .i aint sleepy yet so i aint going bed

posakosa:
Do men need approval from their friends when choosing thier wives or girlfriends ?


Ive met many MEN who won't date women because they're friends don't like them. Anyways my question is do men need approval from thier friends when choosing thier wives or girlfriends,

Noticed that too . . . . guess it is important

4 Play:
5000 na promotion.

I like temptation in the form of you. Who no like that kind temptation?

lol. . . . . babe wen is our wedding na

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=268466.msg3816720#msg3816720 date=1241392904]Just letting you know some women are tolerant with such schitzos.
They believe sexual intercourse is the only thing close to cheating.
Different strokes for different folks. . . .Going to strip joints to touch boobs on a regular basis is not cheating to some women.[/quote]I dont mind him going to strip joints not regularly tho but he must keep his hands to himself
or better still we go together.

Uche2nna:
If I know David and his taste in women, tope200 must be endowed with some eye popping racks

uche sharap dia

davidylan:
eye-popping racks are not necessary . . . she's got a great proportional figure . . . and good racks too.

Thanks jare

posakosa:
Well, if you were married, would you give him a chance ? , aren't married vows about "through thick and thin"

If you weree only dating ? won't you forgive ?

Bia . . . .wasnt cheating the reason why u said u wanted u EX dead?
Abi no u be the girl wey start that thread?

So why shud i forgive a cheater . . , once a cheat always a cheat

davidylan:
Nwam . . . let me confess. you are.

Hehehehehehe
How can i possibly tempt u . . . . . pastor david

4 Play:
Tope my love, you don reach 5000 already?

No mind David, na married man yet im still dey talk of temptation

My dear i don reach 5000 o . . .i no wetin i do her
Shey U sef sabi temptation?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=268466.msg3816684#msg3816684 date=1241392239]I agree cheating is powerful but what constitutes to cheating varies from person to person.
I know some women who do not agree MouthAction is cheating. [/quote]Well i am not one of those women . . . oral what??
If i catch my man involved in that nonsense . . . . i will castrate him str8

davidylan:
my dear . . . you are a temptation i agree.  

Lmao . . . . i am NOT

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=268466.msg3816663#msg3816663 date=1241391786]So if you catch your partner yanking off his cock to other chics on the internet, it is not cheating?? [/quote]To me that is madness . . . .he needs to chk into yaba left asap
Cheating is a very powerful thing . . . . u can cheat even with ur mind, u can be unfaithful even while having sex with ur wife or gf.

davidylan:
What is temptation?
If you dont want to be tempted you wont . . .

Are u sure David??

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=268466.msg3816641#msg3816641 date=1241391281]This is theoretical. . . . . . .When does a man cross the line with another girl?
Sexual contact? Dancing dirty with a stripper or cyber sex?
At what point will you say your man has cheated??[/quote]For me it has to me sexual contact i.e. groping, dirty dancing with any girl etc

U better start hosting shows for unfortunate women on ITV-4.

Lol . . . . what do i know