blind dates?
i guess he was looking for a quick lay else how does looks affect who your friend r

ibkaye:

The look of it was cheap or you actually asked him how much each item was and calculated  

rotflmao. was wondering if she sell clothes at yaba to know their worth

lizzy A:

Online dating can be deceptive atimes,i met a guy online too but when i saw him face to face,i was so ashamed 2 see him of to d bus stop,d guy just look too cheap 4 my likings,cheap belt,cheap shirt,inshort i quickly put myself offline and deleted his id frm my messanger.

to match this OP of a person's story, the guy would have been sporting a pot belly, crooked teeth, chewing kolanut, spitting residue all over the place, have his butt crack showing, crusty fingernails and snorting like a locomotive

@ Poster

NO Try am again! NEVER!!!              

lizzy A:

@ Lizzy Online dating can be deceptive atimes,i met a guy online too but when i saw him face to face,i was so ashamed 2 see him of to d bus stop,d guy just look too cheap 4 my likings,cheap belt,cheap shirt,inshort i quickly put myself offline and deleted his id frm my messanger.

You never halla!! why you come dey FORM PALANGO for here, Infact you suppose spit on the GUY sag\fv s\zfbxn\d b\shcgbas\jnggrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhh

Oxone:


rotflmao. was wondering if she sell clothes at yaba to know their worth

This is exactly how some people don't get to know the real person behind the so called 'cheap' or 'expensive' clothes, I'm assuming she judged him based on the kind of clothes he wore that day, correct me if I'm wrong lizzy.

ibkaye:

This is exactly how some people don't get to know the real person behind the so called 'cheap' or 'expensive' clothes, I'm assuming she judged him based on the kind of clothes he wore that day, correct me if I'm wrong lizzy.

yeah we all have bad days abi? guess if he was in rags & drove a hummer, he wouldnt have been so cheap

talk about having an open mnd

Oxone:

yeah we all have bad days abi? guess if he was in rags & drove a hummer, he wouldnt have been so cheap

talk about having an open mnd

exactly.

Apart frm his cheap clothing,d guy doesnt really look butty 2 me,he has dis ibile looks,i mean local look,so i had 2 put his number on screen list,anyway i dont go 4 cheap guys,i love expensive looking guys,nice perfume,clean look,sweet accent e.t,c

Oxone:

yeah we all have bad days abi? guess if he was in rags & drove a hummer, he wouldnt have been so cheap

talk about having an open mnd

Don't mind her,  NAIJA BABES!! THEIR MOUTH DON WIDE LIKE TIGER OWN!!! WATCH OUT!! THEY ARE NOW TURNING INTO ZOMBIES!  

THEM BE VAMPIRES!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY WILL SUCK YOU!!! LIVE N DIRECT  

lizzy A:

Apart frm his cheap clothing,d guy doesnt really look butty 2 me,he has dis ibile looks,i mean local look,so i had 2 put his number on screen list,anyway i dont go 4 cheap guys,i love expensive looking guys,nice perfume,clean look,sweet accent e.t,c

Maybe the guy don't know to too DRESS! Just wear EVERY like JAGUAR

lizzy A:

Apart frm his cheap clothing,d guy doesnt really look butty 2 me,he has dis ibile looks,i mean local look,so i had 2 put his number on screen list,anyway i dont go 4 cheap guys,i love expensive looking guys,nice perfume,clean look,sweet accent e.t,c

I guess everyone has their own preferences, ride on

ibkaye:

This is exactly how some people don't get to know the real person behind the so called 'cheap' or 'expensive' clothes, I'm assuming she judged him based on the kind of clothes he wore that day, correct me if I'm wrong lizzy.

some chics actually dwell on frivolities

luckily for me i met a guy dat fits into all dis my criteria,lucky lizzy fine boy wit fine pocket,dat doesnt settle 4 cheap things

lizzy A:

luckily for me i met a guy dat fits into all dis my criteria,lucky lizzy fine boy wit fine pocket,dat doesnt settle 4 cheap things

What if he suddenly loses all the riches and swaps his usual fried rice, coleslaw, plaintain and malt for a nice bowl of garri (sugar not included)? 

lizzy A:

Apart frm his cheap clothing,d guy doesnt really look butty 2 me,he has dis ibile looks,i mean local look,so i had 2 put his number on screen list,anyway i dont go 4 cheap guys,i love expensive looking guys,nice perfume,clean look,sweet accent e.t,c

so what if he creates an illusion of wealth & u get down with him only to find out he's not all that. what would u do

ur setting urself up to be played thinking lyk that

things are not always what they seem dear

guess the poster was looking for an easy lay else how do you explain the fact that looks stopped him from becoming her friend

or trying to find out what she is like deep down

Oxone:

guess the poster was looking for an easy lay else how do you explain the fact that looks stopped him from becoming her friend

or trying to find out what she is like deep down

A brothel would have been so much easier, smh.

ibkaye:

A brothel would have been so much easier, smh.

yeah "OBALENDE" or " allen avenue"would have done it 4 him

Oxone:

yeah "OBALENDE" or " allen avenue"would have done it 4 him

Somebody knows their way around

ibkaye:

Somebody knows their way around

my church is on the next street

Oxone:

my church is on the next street

Ewu, you actually got me on the floor

ibkaye:

Ewu, you actually got me on the floor

what u laughing for

havnt u heard of evangelism

Oxone:

what u laughing for

havnt u heard of evangelism

Is that what they call it now? Oma se o

Evangelism ko

ibkaye:

Is that what they call it now? Oma se o

Evangelism ko

ok if u say so

thank Gawd for u
but come 2 tink of it
i know a friend who met sm1 who was more prettier than Halle berry
online

DEAD! at the story
lol happened to me once
know em fone calling dudes. . . .

lol good thing i was skeptical
correct me but a person's voice 'looks' like the person

well, turns out he wasnt anything i hoped for and technology does make some voices sound even better

that said, poster was looking for a cheap lay

I met a girl online lately, we have been calling and texting each other. My girl has been misbehaving like someone who took kaikai and otapiapia (local gin and local insectiside). I and the new girl agreed to meet some weeks back but she never showed up. When I comfronted her about this ,she was like "I dont know if you will like what you will see". I tried to encourage her to come atleast for me to see her and moreso that I al ready like her person.

On May day she called to tell me that she is in a nearby eatery that I should come over. I[b] met an ugly lady sitting alone in the eatery and I said to myself that it cant be her. I called her number again to know where she was. Lo and behold she was the babe that I have been fantasizing about.I managed to sit near her to talk with her. Whenever I crack a joke and she smiles, It looks like she is crying.I couldn`t bear it because she was not what I expected. . That was when I said to myself, no wonder she has always decline my request of sending her pictures to my mail box. In the eatery I was looking for an open space to make a quick exit but couldnt find any[/b]

I managed to stay with her till she was done with her pie and coke. I saw her off to the b/stop and raised my hands to the sky in appreciation to God for saving me out of the babes hand. I was asking myself many questions like "what if she has asked to know where I stay", "what if she has decided to stay back" What if and if,
I have never tried dating online but with this I almost got my finger burnt. This is my experience. Will never blind date again. The babe wowo no be small and she come fat join

ROFL
thats cold

This should be in the joke section.

My blind date way back was extremely interesting

kay_pumpin:

This should be in the joke section.

My blind date way back was extremely interesting

Pls do tell.

@topic
I cant laugh anymore or i might faint while gasping for air

wow

bluespice:

DEAD! at the story
lol happened to me once
know em fone calling dudes. . . .

lol good thing i was skeptical
correct me but a person's voice 'looks' like the person

well, turns out he wasnt anything i hoped for and technology does make some voices sound even better

that said, poster was looking for a cheap lay

Mehn i know i shudnt be laffing but DAMN

Lol Blue how did you escape

i made up an excuse saw some guy i had never said nothing to
just knew him in church n so mo-d him

made up a flimsy excuse to cause a fight and he fell for it
came out looking like the victim, over-played it and told him never to call me again

bluespice:

i made up an excuse saw some guy i had never said nothing to
just knew him in church n so mo-d him

made up a flimsy excuse to cause a fight and he fell for it
came out looking like the victim, over-played it and told him never to call me again

Chai . . . .E be like say everyone is allergic to ugly mofos