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Adaure4ever:
And so what? I jammed into a romanceland guy in on monday this week in first bank, i saw a cashier staring at me, waived me to his corner and said, excuse me, Are you on nairaland? I Said yes, are you adaure4ever, I was shocked.. wow. He said he recognised me by my smile and i love smiling always..
Making friends and jamming into people is all part of social media.

Definitely everyone will recognise you cos you got a beautiful n bright smile there

Fair...

I see Barcelona vs Bayern Munich in the final.

Who get her nob?

Baba say make I call her to replace that finance minister, what's that her name sef.

jeffizy:
[color=#007700] And the mumu abductors went with the parents' phones.
Which line will they call for negotiations?
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LWKMD!!! So u expect them to take the phone to her parents house?

I fit swear say u never steal meat for mama pot b4.. I lie?

Since the parent phone they with them the parent will use another phone to reach the kidnapped.

Nice post @ Op.

Envying is a terrible disease dangerous more than HIV... May Allah guide us and make us not of those who envy others progress.

Allah accept our supplications, bring peace to dis nation, mercy, unite and ease the burden on us. Amin....


I got d electricity bill for last month dis morning n it's so disappointing from precious charges I get #4,000 to #5000, but today I got #10,973. Would have snap my apartment for you guys to see how it's suffering from lack of appliances but I no want bashing.

God save us.

blackpanda:
What is the aim of this your comment Even if Buhari said this ridiculous statement (which I doubt),are you justifying one evil with another?
Whoever is in power must be able to call makers of these reckless pronouncements to order! Its not about party affiliation, the lives of nigerians are at stake!

Whoever is in power that cannot bring the ret*rd fulani-herdsmen that killed n burnt agatu people to order, the whole of Nigeria is at stake!

blackpanda:
Jeez! Buhari is too weak for my liking. Wike should be picked up immediately and locked up in kirikiri indefinately!

Did anyone pick em (PMB) up wen he said he wil make Jonathan government ungovernable?

That's Nigeria for us, the rich are above the law.

Making sense..

Ummm... what's dat my username sef

Very correct.

After he has used his hard earn money to built a shelter for his families and a source of income for himself one retard Oloriburuku then kill him. You will not know peace

Incase... make I go sleep

99.99

Good....

More work less talk....

May God be with our gallant soldiers.

God help him.

Empire

Adults with toddler brain...

That awkward moment you're writing an exam and you hav no idea of the questions yet you can't submit a blank sheet, so it goes like:

Question: For those who tone their skin color to brighten the color or whiten their God given color a.k.a those that bleach! Some even go and bathe in the bleaching shower.

I know we have not some but many on this forum.

So please ladies, can you tell me why you are bleaching your skin? Straight answer please.


Answer : For those who tone their skin color to brighten the color or whiten their God given color a.k.a those that bleach! Some even go and bathe in the bleaching shower.

I know we have not some but many on this forum.

So please ladies, can you tell me why you are bleaching your skin? Straight answer please.



Then short note to your lecturer:

Goodday sir, I had an accident 2days ago n have being receiving treatment till dis morning so I couldn't read.
I'm a pretty lady, my nob 0802345.....
Help me sir.

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blueto:
Nigeria was ranked 78th during Jonathan's era, And Nigeria now ranks 103rd in Buhari's era. who should a sane and logical thinking man blame between the two?

You don't get his sarcasm.

..... Good News .

Don't use that as a cover up EFCC should investigate your secret recruitment of unqualified sons n daughters of political personnel u employed.

olapluto:
Apply that next time you want to comment on issues relating to Islam. It is too rampant nowadays for people to slam an entire religion of billions of people for the sin of one person. Yunusa Yellow's crime was entirely down to Islam, but this pastor's case is entirely individual.

That is the definition of hypocrisy.

U dey drink kunu my friend? Make I order one gallon make we enjoy cos I like sitting in company of people who uses their senses of reasoning well.

dvee2:
"O! These northern Islamic pedophiles again? "

No mind their yeye hypocrisy, now the blame is not on Christians or the teaching but an individual.

Awon ala bo si o'she

The hypocrisy some people possessed ehn!!

Now ur comments read: evil man, d man should be jail, fake pastor, he's not man of God etc....

But if it's one Abubakar dat can't even perform ablution properly talkless of performing one out of the five daily prayers, because of d name he bears we will read comments like:
Islamisbad, region of pedophiles, religion of bad people etc .

May God save you from hypocrisy

OK sir,

But you don't get the citizens point here.

The anti-corruption war should go on and while doing that the other ministers should face their duties or is it the whole of your administration that are fighting corruption.

If you don't free armed robbers after the stolen money n properties is retrieved from them, why then free looters after returning looted fund? Are they above the law?

naughtynaughty:
booboo.. ittaf not bn easy no O'jare.. shey daadaa ni?? [s]wives and shiildren??[/s] adupe ooo

Daadaa ni O'jare..

Just checking on u noni

"I married 15 wives when my father was alive and the situation prolonged his life. He died in 1992 at the ripe old age of over 90 years"

* moderators ( NL soldiers )

* laughing my f^cking ass out.

* laugh wan kill me die

* Original poster ( that's referring to u now since dis is a thread created by u)

Others will tell u d rest.

Click on "choose file" below the box it will take u to ur device gallery then select your preferred pix then click on "submit"

U can only add up to 4 images to a particular post or comment, if u like adding more pix use d comment space below your post n follow d same steps.


Lemme help u poo on dis nigga below me head.... waiting for your permission.

naughtynaughty:
lmaooo she played a fast one on u...lol. she cannot comman goan die O'jare.. sharp geh

Kikikikikik..

How far jare... just came looking for you tru your posts ni jare, cos haven't come across u for some days now. Peace