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TravelRe: 5 Actions That Could Get You Thrown Out Of Your Flight by topgear(m): 9:53pm On May 08, 2017
engrshakespeare:
You had to quote the whole write up to say this, I doubt you have ever flown before. Maybe what you usually fly is a kite
Check my profile man. I schooled in China.
TravelRe: 5 Actions That Could Get You Thrown Out Of Your Flight by topgear(m): 3:23pm On May 08, 2017
Opinionated:
You are probably wondering: Why would I be kicked off a plane when I have already spent money on the ticket, checked in and boarded? Truth is, it happens all the time! And Yes! even in Nigeria. Certain individuals for several reasons are asked to get off the airplane due to certain actions that either go against the airline’s rules or are just unacceptable. There have been times planes have had to make emergency stops or change route just so they could take someone off the plane.

Although, there are no precise data about these incidents – when or why they happen as most are not officially recorded, there is a chance it all stems from a combination of highly suspicious travelers, and the generally anxiety-inducing process of flying. If you are curious to know the possible reasons why anyone could be booted off a plane, read on, as Jumia Travel has put together 5 possible scenarios.

Taking a photograph

Out of excitement you may decide to take a few pictures of yourself on board airplane or of the flight attendants, pilot, other passengers or even of another passenger’s possession or actions. Unfortunately, while this may seem like a fun idea to you, some airlines do not condone it. Doing things of that nature could give the impression that you are a security risk and thus, you get thrown off. ADVICE: Keep you camera at bay, as well as your phones. If you cannot resist the urge to take candid pictures. Wait till you have reached your destination before you start taking candid pictures or videos, so that even if they throw you off the plane, at least you are already at your destination.

Wearing a controversial or offensive t-shirt

While you are free to wear whatever you want while travelling via airplane, it is important to ensure the inscription on the shirt or dress is not offensive or suggestive. For instance: wearing something like “Who says the terrorists are wrong?” or “I am loyal to BOKO” will certainly get you off the plane. ADVICE: stick to neutral colours and comfortable clothing while travelling. Leave the funny T-shirt for later when you are in the confines of your own home.

Being sick

No one wants a sick person to seat next to them, and likewise, no airline wants a sick person on board. Aside from the risk of others being infected, there is the possible bad PR or worse litigation that may come from uncomfortable passengers. Most airline have asked people to get off the train because they were having uncontrollable coughing fit, having confirmed they had an allergy or they just won’t stop vomiting. ADVICE: if you are sick, please wait till you get better before going on a plane, and if it is an urgent trip, take something to knock you out all through the journey, that way you remain a silent passenger who poses little or no risk to others on board.

Upsetting a flight attendant

You could get thrown off a plane just by disobeying flight attendant or frustrating him/her. Usually, the flight attendant states the rules of the airline once everyone is onboard and goes round to ensure everyone complies to the rules. Trying to prove stubborn would cause more harm than good. Also, using offensive words on the flight attendant or trying to start a fight could fast-track your own personal landing. ADVICE: comply with whatever the flight attendants say and be nice to them, no matter how much it hurts.

Smelling badly


“How bad could anyone who can afford to pay for a flight actually smell?” you may ask. But hey, you would be surprised! Whether it’s chronic mouth odour, the stench of stale sweat…or maybe the scent of the ogiri you have packed to take with you to whatever foreign land you are headed, when the smell from your body becomes offensive to not just you but the rest of the passenger and crew, there is a high chance you would be kicked of the plane. ADVICE: do a smell check with family or better a sniff dog, before you head to the airport. Most times, people are oblivious to the odors that come from their body.

source: http://www.opinions.ng/5-actions-get-thrown-flight/
In my years of flying.i have never seen such.


Go get your facts rite..
AutosRe: Mercedes Benz 500 SEC Coupe With M104 Engine For Sale W126 by topgear(m): 11:37pm On May 07, 2017
20k?? cheesy
PoliticsRe: Nude Photos Of Rwanda’s Female Presidential Candidate Leaks (18+) by topgear(m): 7:44pm On May 07, 2017
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PoliticsRe: ICRC Moving Released Chibok Girls NAF MI- 17 by topgear(m): 12:29pm On May 07, 2017
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PoliticsRe: 82 Freed Chibok Girls Pictured Boarding A Chopper To Meet The President In ABJ by topgear(m): 12:25pm On May 07, 2017
Ok
CelebritiesRe: Toyin Abraham: "I Don’t Want A Man Who Will Constantly Beg Me For Money” by topgear(m): 9:42am On May 06, 2017
eezeribe:
How much do you even have that a man would beg youhuh
Go and check her account,you may not even see up to 500k.
Entertainers and fake life.Tomorrow she would start begging for money to treat kidney failure...
I no sure say e reach 80k sef
PoliticsRe: Video Of President Muhammadu Buhari In Jumat Today (5/5/2017) by topgear(m): 5:47pm On May 05, 2017
Organs:
Mumu raise to power infiniti, jumat is a public event, office can be private why must it be what you want to see? mumu, also, Yes Abuja Airport was closed then check your records before posting nonsense, he is Sick, he is not denying that, even the WIFE said it and she also said he is not as sick as people are thinking, but he is sick, he wrote NA that he is still recovering and that sometimes Osibanjo will represent him. He is your presido and Commander in Chief, go and cry on idiotic GEJ that messed the country up so much so that all we remembered was Buhari's honesty in mid 80's. If GEJ had done well, trust me, Buhari will not even have the nerve to come forward.
Goat raise to the power of infinity. Office is official. Not personal, Goat the airport was running. Goat he is not healthy. Goat he is not fit to run a country. Goat cabals are taking over. Goat even his wife can attest to that. Goat get sense..
PoliticsRe: Video Of President Muhammadu Buhari In Jumat Today (5/5/2017) by topgear(m): 4:43pm On May 05, 2017
AnanseK:
There is So much bitterness in your life that I wonder if you can sleep at night.

Hatred is an illness and can be terminal, please seek help.
And who do i hate?
PoliticsRe: Video Of President Muhammadu Buhari In Jumat Today (5/5/2017) by topgear(m): 3:41pm On May 05, 2017
Coolgent:
Bros u need brain transplant o
You need prayers
PoliticsRe: Video Of President Muhammadu Buhari In Jumat Today (5/5/2017) by topgear(m): 3:22pm On May 05, 2017
deomelo:
Don't pity me abeg, send your pity to yourself and your bitter, sad, angry and bitter brothers rejoicing over another man's alleged illness. grin

You reap what you sow just like you've been reaping the rewards for your hatred and bitterness for decades. grin

Continue believing in buhari
PoliticsRe: Video Of President Muhammadu Buhari In Jumat Today (5/5/2017) by topgear(m): 3:09pm On May 05, 2017
Kebreal92:
Wail Me a River....
I pity you
PoliticsRe: Video Of President Muhammadu Buhari In Jumat Today (5/5/2017) by topgear(m): 3:09pm On May 05, 2017
Iamwrath:
Instead of ranting , Go to Aso Villa, they give visitor's permit , go with a reputable organization, you will see Buhari live


Buhari is alive and well , deal with it and i am sure if you knew people who know people in very high places , apart from aba made propaganda and liepod information plus FayoFraud / FFKFra's rantings online , you would be able to understand better
I pity you. Your president is alive and every body is saying he is very sick and u see hin for 5 seconds and you are happy. You will suffer in poverty
PoliticsRe: Video Of President Muhammadu Buhari In Jumat Today (5/5/2017) by topgear(m): 3:07pm On May 05, 2017
deomelo:
..


Even if they did, na to ask again why den no do this and that.

The only thing driving your collective cynism is hatred, anger and bitterness. PERIOD.
I pity you. You are the reason why nigeria won't move forward.. Peaple like you
PoliticsRe: Video Of President Muhammadu Buhari In Jumat Today (5/5/2017) by topgear(m): 3:03pm On May 05, 2017
deomelo:
ipobs sabi cry sha. grin

Den don take hatred, anger and bitterness swear for you people.. grin
Am not ipob??

Just a simple nigerian with sense unlike you with nothing..

You havnt seen your president for so long and the only time you see him is in his Muslim prayers..
With fellow Muslims..

I PITY YOU
PoliticsRe: Video Of President Muhammadu Buhari In Jumat Today (5/5/2017) by topgear(m): 3:01pm On May 05, 2017
Iamwrath:
Nnaa eeeeh,, Chineeeeke



Please use anti virus to prevent PC Brain infection next time


He appeared among muslims on Jumat , as if Jumat is a sunday survice

sarrki come and carry your broda
Why didn't they show him in officehuh

Why jumat?
PoliticsRe: Video Of President Muhammadu Buhari In Jumat Today (5/5/2017) by topgear(m): 2:55pm On May 05, 2017
sarrki:
E enter am again
y


I pity you.
PoliticsRe: Video Of President Muhammadu Buhari In Jumat Today (5/5/2017) by topgear(m): 2:49pm On May 05, 2017
sarrki:
E pain am
I pity you
PoliticsRe: Video Of President Muhammadu Buhari In Jumat Today (5/5/2017) by topgear(m):
Nonsense

Imagine the cover up...

Why must he appear in the midst of muslims(aka cabals)huh

Because its prerecorded...

Why didnt dey have a video of when he met the AGF nd GMD NNPC?? .. Stupid liars...

I weep for this country.

See how he is about falling down. He is not fit to govern nigeria. It's very clear. He looks as if he is been forced to walk down. Am sure everybody there is covering for him.

This are the cabals his wife talked about..
Taking over his govt.

Any Nigerian who can view this video and say "sai baba" wud die in poverty.

Thats how when he came from london treatment he landed in kaduna as if abuja airport wasnt running then.
FRAUD

It is very sad
FashionRe: Lady’s Eyebrows, Makeup Excite Nigerians (Photos) by topgear(m): 10:11am On May 05, 2017
Return of godzilla
PropertiesRe: Breaking News: Three-storey Building Collapses In Rivers State (photos) by topgear(m): 7:26am On May 02, 2017
Ok
PoliticsRe: Information Minister Says Senegal Jollof Rice Is The Best. by topgear(m): 3:58pm On May 01, 2017
Disgraceful old men
PoliticsRe: Isn't The President Supposed To Adress Nigerian Workers Today?? by topgear(m): 1:10pm On May 01, 2017
Which president.
HealthRe: HELP ME!! An Unnatural Smell Causes Anyone Within 50 Yards Of Me To Flee. by topgear(m): 10:49am On May 01, 2017
Go see a doctor
Car TalkRe: When Do You Really Overspeed? by topgear(m): 9:00am On Apr 30, 2017
Alitair:
My man u good. Doing 160km\h with an avalon ship(v8) makes me feel am kinda overdoing it.
Lols man.

Ain't nothing like overspeed.. Speed is speed
Car TalkRe: When Do You Really Overspeed? by topgear(m): 8:36am On Apr 30, 2017
NnamdiiKanu:
Do you know what inner city is ??
Yes
Car TalkRe: When Do You Really Overspeed? by topgear(m):
I drive a camry 2014 V6.

I do 200 easily on the highway. 100 on inner city..

Am a very careful speedster cool though cheesy cheesy


"overspeed" ain't in my dictionary

It all depends on the road condition, visibility, weather and the kinda car you cruising. And how good you are as a driver..
PoliticsRe: Court Sacks Sam Saba, CCB Chairman, Board by topgear(m):
FTC
CultureRe: I Will Continue To Hold Oba Akiolu In High Esteem - Ooni of Ife by topgear(m): 6:48am On Apr 27, 2017
SIRmanjar:
The tourist king wetin you want make im happen before?Ehh!Keep forming mr dj humility..Oba Rilwan na your elder anytime anyday while you be small boy wey just enter throne..OBA Rilwane rules over 15million subjects the yorubas, ibos,hausas,Ijaws,efiks,Tivs,ishekiris,Urhobos,fulanis,and the hole ethnic group in Nigeria..while u rule over roughly 100 thousand subjects..Next time u see him make sure u prostrate and kwayetly have a seat at the back role. grin
Peaple like you is the reason nigeria will never move forward

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