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argent:
Je toyin gba e mu, o ma deal pelu e ni. Continue lati ma disturb mi

toyin o le binu rara toyin lawo gan an ni (very generous). Nitooto, toyin maa ki e kaabo ni

argent:
ok, ore mi mo fe bere nkan lowo e?
mo de fe ki o so otito fun mi.
Se i wo o like ki o ti e si orun ifeleke ni? Abi o ro wipe mi o mo pe o dogbon like ifeleke ni

Ojo ti mo ti fi oju ganni e ni mo ti mo wipe bakan naa ni okan emi ati ire se ma nsise Se iwo naa rii pe awonn mejeeji feran ara won daadaa. Iwo ba ore e soro ki o gb'ori wole o, ki o to pe ju Oko won l'ode, se o de mo pe okunrin ti o rewa ni ifeleke

tu, je ki nso asiri kan fun e, emi ni mo nle awon obinrin leyin leke o, nitoripe iwo ni mo fe ki o fe

IFELEKE:
Nitooto, omidan t'orewa,t'owulo,t'onilaari ni tubabie je. . .elereke erin ati eleyinju ege ni omidan naa si je. . .

Gbam!!! Aafa soro, oju ku Tu, se o wa rii pe o pe ti ifeleke ti nla ala nipe ewa re ti o si mo. Jowo je ki ala ifeleke wa si imuse o.

Ti o ba ti le gba fun ore mi, mo fi da e lodu pe ibeji lanti lanti ni o maa fi da e lola Ko ni wo oju obinrin miran afi iwo

tubabie:
O maa se gan ore mi
Reason to se n se gbogbo nkan wonyi nipe of fe fi style ji Toyin pada kuro lowo IFELEKE then ofe ti mi si orun IFELEKE.

Rara o O wu mi ki o fe ifeleke ni o Ifeleke, o de soro

Si tu ati aje,

Sebi ore ni eyin mejeeji, ti e ba fe ore meji ko ma buru, abi ki le ni mo so

argent:
Please let Ifeleke make his intentions known to her. Ko need help yin. Ese gan ni sir

Se o ma wipe ifeleke ma ntiju gan an ni. Ti o ba ti wa pelu obinrin ti o feran, oju ma nti Idi ni eyi ti o je ki nma se agbenuso fun

Emi ti fi edun okan timi han si e. Se o maa fe mi

Ajeniti omo ti o san, san, san, san (singing)

tubabie:
Egbami ee ti po to, elo wa reinforcement si !!

Kini won npe ni "reinforcement" Okan mi nso fun mi pe o fe ki nwa awon eeyan kun ara mi Bi o ba je be, mo maa pe awon aje ki won ran mi lowo lati mu e.

Se o fe mu inu ifeleke dun ni Jowo fe wa, (mi o ni lo agidi mo), a maa t'oju e daadaa Ibeji po nile wa

tubabie:
A han! se didan ni? ani mi o fe, kilode now?

Dandan ni o. Nitooto, emi ati Ifeleke ti nmura ati lo ri baba yin (ur daddy) ni abule

Ti o ba de fe se ori kunkun, mo maa wa ji e gbe , yessssssss!!

argent:
E jo sir, but kilode ti o fi je wipe gbogbo igba ti e ba ti ni interest ninu any obinrin ni awon ore yi ma n gba won mo yin lowo? .
igba keji ti won ma gba babe mo yin lowo leyi. E need lati step up game yin. First it was toyin, now it's tubabie
E try lati meet ifeleke, o ma ko yin bi won se ma 'toast' obinrin

Eeeeeeeeeemi yeeparipa Se emi ni o so wipe ko mo bi won se nba obinrin soro ife Boya lo mo wipe mo gba oye agba ijinle ninu bi won se nba obinrin soro (Phd)

Nipa ti toyin, oju omo yen o kan gbe ibikan ni ati wipe adiye o gbudo maa je ifun ara won ni mo se fi sile fun Ifelepon.

Nipa ti tu, emi o fi igbakan ko enu ife si omo yen o; ore mi ni o ni ife sii, ko si si ibi ti tubabie fe salo ti owo wa o ni to. O gbudo fe ifeleke ni. Dandan l'owo ori, ori iyan ni aso ibora Ti o ba gba lero, o maa gba ni pelu ipa, yeah!!!

Se o wa ri iwo ajeniti, iwo gan an ni okan mi fe, mo si maa fe e. Gbogbo nkan ti o ba fe mi mo maa fi te e lorun Igba yen ni o maa wa mo wipe eran ti won fa, fa, fa, fa ti ko ja ni won npe ni nomo

tubabie:
hehehehe rara o, by the way mi o mo n kan ti o hun soro nipa Owo mi ree funfun

madamu tu, se e ti gbagbe pe gbogbo awon ti o ba nparo ma lo si orun apaadi ni

argent:
mo wa pa , ose. mo ri wipe o ti steal heart eya kan ni ibi bayi
so fun mi, se ifeleke ni?

ajeniti omo ti o dun, emi o mo pe o ri nkan ti mo nri, omobirin ti won npe ni 2babie yen ti ji okan ore mi Ifeleke to be gee ti Ifeleke o fe bami soro mo nitoripe emi ati tu ni aawo die. E jowo e bami sofun un ki o toju ore mi daadaa. Ti o ba mi mo wipe ohun o ni le toku re daadaa, ki o da okan re ti o ti ji pada o

IFELEKE:
oga, enu yin o ni ko ba yin oo!

E ma binu sir

IFELEKE:
tope-lobi ki lode! so ra re gidi gidi mo jimi laifi re o!

Pele o, booda orobinrin dori Abayaku Se o wa fe maa gbe s'eyin 2babiesss ni Ife yi ma ni agbara o

tubabie:
IFELEKE wa kilo fun ore e o

Ma binu iyawo wa

2babie atooleeeeeeeeeeee

FL Gators:
iwo okurin yi, ye ma paro fun mi o.

Se o gbami gbo ni

IYA NGBALI:
won kuku ra fun but intimacy gadget ni won ra fun nigba to wa ni kekere?



eyin enia mi e bami yo o,mama baba mi{grandmother mi} bimo ni last saturday,ibeta{triplets} de ni awon omo na,all boys,so join me dis saturday for their naming ceremony,ire ayo na a kari gbogbo wa o{amin}

o ku orire o

Boss bitch:
The first and only time i toasted a guy was when i was abt 7, 8 the guy was abt 14. . . We lived in the same compound but different bungalows. I used to go to his house a lot because his grandma was my friend. He started talkin to me and treating me like his younger sister and i hated it. He was so fly and used to play bball with his friends on our court and i'll watch them. He even used to buy me stuff and stroll with me so i started thinkin he liked me but was too shy to tell me, so one day, i went to his house and we were just lying down in his room, i lean forward and kissed him (if any1 could call that a kiss) he kissed me back sha but when it was over he was like "who taught u" he kept asking me over and over again and even threatened to tell my mom. . . He should be thru with university now. I swear, if i c him again i'll cut off his balls. . .

Ehh yahhh! Sorry for the disappointment o Me i thought u were too small to know such but now i know better. Can we start all over again

Remii:
Won mu Agbaje, oni oun kii se ole, ki oruko eni ti o ba gbe owo? if you are to the "core" ki lode too le "ko o"?

Booda olowe, e ba mi bi booda deji o

Remii:
Ori kii ri ara e, "Seinti toposiimeedogbon", lol

Ewo ni arifin iwo omo yi se o se mo wipe eeyan mimo ni mi ni

FL Gators:
SMH!!! See revolutionized toasting

Iyawo mi, o ye ki o mo pe mi o le ko enu si obinrin miran yato si e. Se o mo pe o ti fun mi ni efo je Mo kan fe mo ibi ti "teju ti o gbona" ti ya aworan yen ni nitoripe o jo ibi kan ni ilu wa lujare

Si hotteju,

Jowo so fun mi ibi ti o ti ya aworan ti o gbe si ori NL yi. O jo ibi ti mo mo daadaa

Isokuse lo nsele nibiyi

Si Remiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii,

Iwo ati awon ore re bi: pafaati, kamoteesi, toyin, dayokunu abbl ni oro wi bawi o. e toju iwa yin

davidylan:
1993 . . . there was this girl in my class who was arguably the most beautiful in the entire school. Well we guys used to fight for the privilege to sit around her. Somehow thanks to a teacher rearrangement i ended up being the one placed beside her . . . i could hardly concentrate in class for weeks!

Anyway the first time i got a chance to talk to her was one saturday morning after lessons, we were waiting for our parents to pick us up from school and we ended up being the last. I thought this would be my chance to "toast" her oh. I was so shy that all i ended up asking her was whether she could make eba!

Well the opportunity to toast her finally died one day when i told my "friend" that i had a dream about both of us getting married. The idiot went off and narrated the entire story to her and out went any chance i might have habored about her. she hated me for 2 yrs. We ended up moving to the same school and became good friends. Sadly one junior boy ended up being the one who disvirgined her 4 yrs later!

Everyone called me Joseph the dreamer until i quit the school a yr later.

booda dafidi, u no be just eleba, u be olobe

follypimpi:
Well i thot i shld drop this from my archives,I rememba after finishing high skl there was this broad Titi,dark skin,lovely big eyes and nice figure chic opposite our building,I look for every reason to get her attn tho she fronted @ 1st,eventually gave in to listen to what i have to say.My bro has taught me to be well composed and be bold,so i went up to her walked her to where she was goin to and we talked literarily about everything on Earth from westlife songs,to fashion,a lil bit of sex n co.So the next day i saw her walking past,called out her name she responded quite well with a twinkle in her eye,I thought i was so in Love so we chatted again,then she managed to give me a peck for being such a hilarious fella and pretty lively too,the peck felt like gaining admission into Havard,i was in heaven for a bit,waved @ my grandma/did crip walk with the angels,she brought me back to reality by saying to me i guess u can go now b4 her Dad sees me,so i waved @ her and promise to write her a poem,just to express my feelings to her.The next day popped into the stationary store got a nice cute notebook with roses design,went into my mums closet nicked her perfume,sprayed it all over the paper,so it looks special and smells perfect.The sad thing tho my brain went blank,didnt know what to write or where to start from,so i just popped MJ's album Inviscible skipped to Track 8,speechless and tho omitted some words but i wrote the lyrics out and the title of my poem was boldy designed "Speechless". The next day stood in front of our buidling hoping she would pass by so i can give it her,Lo and behold just while i was giving up,she came outta there building wearing a lemon top and orange skirt,My queen has arrived,with my heart beating so fast MJ clda moon walked to it,I went over and handed over my poem well enclosed in a white evenlope,told her to read it and write back @ moi.A day after she sent a friend of mine to hand over a note,in a roughen paper,with anticipation i flipped it open,with my eyes hungry desperately to read it,i got the shock of my life when i saw a big fonts of " YOU ARE A THIEF,STEALING MICHAEL JACKSON SONGS ,YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF".I was so hurt i couldnt step out of our building for days,took me a while to get over it and to think my friends saw the note,they mocked my ass so bad.

Bros, u be thief

dayokanu:
E ku deede iwoyi.

Eyin omoge ti o wa nibiyi, Ipade di ori beedi.

Ti ale oni a yato, ti idaji ko ni se ko, ki a jo ma ya ata ya yo, yoyaaa

dayo, dayo, dayo, jawo ninu iwa palapala ti o nwu yi. Ko si ere nibe rara

dayokanu:
Topsy,

Ewo ni gbogbo laasigbo ati yapon yarin ti o fe da sile bayi. Emi ni mo ni tubabie o.

Ifeleke ba efon labata, O yo obe ti, Se omi lo ro pe o mu ku ni?

O ri Omo to dara ti o fine bi tubabie se o ro pe adi agbon lo fin para ni abi se gaari ni on mu ni?

Tubabie

Dayo, o je so ara ni odo bobo ti won npe ni ifeleke yen, ko ki nfi obinrin ti o ba feran sere o

tubabie:
Ekaaro lori tiredi yii o. Se alaafia la wa?



@DK
Ose jare.

Alafia ni a wa madamu tu, ore mi ifelepon ifeleke nkan Se o ntoju e daadaa

IYA NGBALI:
se pafati lo so pe ebi npa ohun ni abi o ko riran dada mo,abi awe ngbo e ni olodo rabata[b] oko[/b] eja lo mo je

Abi awon aye ti ran oju lo si ile Gamani ni Abi won ti fa e l'epon lo ni Olodo nla

TheSeeker:
Yago fun mi jo. . . . emi gan papa seventi
O kan nja enu lasan ni. Ee si nko'ko ti ire a se fun mi, s'ogbo mi ba yen. Emi ati Toyin wa ni reseesi (recess) l'owo ni. Ti mo bati se tan ama kontinue pada

Iwo omo yi, mo nso fun o, aja ti o ba gbe'na wo oju ekun, a f'eje we o

kini pafati fe je o