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Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by topsy25(m): 2:39pm On Jul 07, 2009

FL Gators:
But. . . . but. . . . .I. . . .ehrrrrm. . .

IFELEKE

Se o n ti ojo omo ti mo fun e loyun e ni wink

Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by topsy25(m): 2:38pm On Jul 07, 2009

argent:
Toyin ba wo ni?
Mo gbo pe o ti l'oyun
Se baby n kick?

Omo yen n kick jare. emi o mo pe omo osu meta ma nju apa ju ese bi omo yen o shocked

Nitooto, omo naa ma ni agbara bi ti baba e shocked

Ajeniti, ijo wo ni iwo maa loyun fun ore mi debo huh

Jowo kia o ti npe ju o

Romance › Re: A Girl With White Pubic Hairs by topsy25(m): 11:24am On Jul 07, 2009

biola and Kx dem swear for una huh

Abi nah u be Efosa.

Olodo nlas tongue

Romance › Re: A Girl With White Pubic Hairs by topsy25(m): 9:37am On Jul 07, 2009

u need to start taking weed
to clear dat ur eye

house i think we should set up an NGO
to get him a new transformer
i mean one with a BLACK PUBIC hair

ewwwwh! am nice abi?

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Hello Efosa, where did you get this picture huh

Cos the person on it is my friend shocked

Kindly revert undecided

Culture › Re: Yoruba Incantations. . . . . by topsy25(m): 5:22pm On Jul 06, 2009

u don need us to call you; we can do it right here cool

Olupe mo pe, olupe mo pe
Iba akoda, iba aseda, iba ile ogeere afoko yeri
Ololo olohun gbedu, iwo lo ma ngbeni mi bii kalokalo

Ikun iwaju ti kekere y'oke, adifa f'agunlenu be agogo,
Odu alabahun pelu ileke lorun, adifa fun adifa f'eni a soro fun
To lohun o ni gba, p ohun o ni gbo.

Iwo orekunrin Alimat ti o fe ja ju sile,
mo pe o loni o nitoripe Alimat ti sa to awa agba wa
Irukere si re, me b'ohun ni ngbomo orumila

Eyi a fi sowo otun, owo otun ni gbe
eyi a fi sowo osi, owo osi nii gbe
Oro ti okete ba ba ile so ni ile ngba
Nitorinaa mo pe o loni iwo orekunrin alimat
ti o ba wa lodo omo birin miran, ki kinni omokunrin re ma sise
ti o ba ri alimat ki o ma le sun, ki o ma le je, ki o si ma le mu
Bi ori ba ri oorun, inu re maa nyo ni;
Bi o ba ri Alimat, ki inu re maa yo sii cool

(hope the boyfriend u're talking about is Ifeleke huh

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Culture › Re: Yoruba Incantations. . . . . by topsy25(m): 5:09pm On Jul 06, 2009

u don need us to call you; we can do it right here cool

Olupe mo pe, olupe mo pe
Iba akoda, iba aseda, iba ile ogeere afoko yeri
Ololo olohun gbedu, iwo lo ma ngbeni mi bii kalokalo

Culture › Re: Yoruba Incantations. . . . . by topsy25(m): 11:02am On Jul 06, 2009

jamace:
See me , see something!
Farotika, are you still here? Some senior boys are ursuping your job o!

Abeg see this link:
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-291127.0.html

Jamy my man. How u dey nau?

I still dey o. As for dos dishonoured morons, dey dont know anything about our traditional rites.

Notwithstanding, I'm not surprised cos in every 12, there'll always be a Judas

NB: They are doing it the wrong way my bro.

Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by topsy25(m): 11:01am On Jul 06, 2009

PERVERT9:
igba wo ni a to ma bere si ni gbe nkan si nkan ninu ile yi abi ejo nikan la ma ma barawa ro ni,e ranti pe oro pupo ko kun agbon o.
Its time for action e je ka bere sini gbe nkan sikan
E PANA
E PANA O
KO LU KALUKU KO WA MU TI E

mo ti fi magun si lady ti mo like ninu ile yi lara,anybody to ba de be ma takikti bi obo ni,so e ma try ibe rara o
iku lero e

Pafaati, mo fe ki o mo pe bi a se nbara wa ro ejo ni a nse nkan miran leyin ti oju ba ti pa firin grin

Ti o ba fe wada ooto ti o wa ninu oro mi, beere lowo Ifeleke a si so fun o pe mo tu fun toyin loyun. Nitooto, oyun naa ti nlo si bi osu meta nisinsinyi wink

E seun o, ki e si ma jolifikeeti

Culture › Re: Yoruba Incantations. . . . . by topsy25(m): 10:57am On Jul 06, 2009

jamace:
See me , see something!
Farotika, are you still here? Some senior boys are ursuping your job o!

Jamy my man. How u dey nau?

I still dey o. As for dos dishonoured morons, dey dont know anything about our traditional rites.

Notwithstanding, I'm not surprised cos in every 12, there'll always be a Judas

NB: They are doing it the wrong way my bro.

Romance › Re: Nlanders, Have You Ever Dated A Mean Woman/man ? by topsy25(m): 8:06am On Jul 06, 2009

FL Gators:
No. I've dated the quiet funny ones. I loff them like that

Just like me kiss

Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by topsy25(m): 10:48am On Jul 03, 2009

Lati inu iwe alawiye ti ewe kaarun:

Eranko nla ni efon, o si fi ara jo maalu pupo. O ni iwo meji ni ori re. O si ni patako tabi bata ni ese re , undecided

Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by topsy25(m): 10:45am On Jul 03, 2009

IFELEKE:
. . .tope,se I.J london loti ko gbogbo iyen?

Iwo wii

Ode ta ofa

Ofa foo, o ba ife oba

A o ba ode be oba

A o baa bee cool

Romance › Re: In love with my Ex, but I am married by topsy25(m): 10:35am On Jul 03, 2009

Hi NLs, thank you soo much for your kind words for this confused woman.

But my advice is this: let this woman be, she has already made up her mind even before posting her story, she was expecting us to support her and give her a go ahead, but some of us know better.

@poster,

Pls do whatever you want to do, you'll come back telling us you made a great mistake. Leaving your hubby for an ex out of lust is not the solution to problems in marriage

Shalom!

Romance › Re: Sms That Would Make Any Girl Fall In Love by topsy25(m): 9:55am On Jul 03, 2009

Lux & co

Y the hatred nau shocked

the guy mean well o make una no kill am with una bad mouth grin

@The Seeker,

I be like say u and the guy dey fight on top woman, abi nah u dey do lux lipsrsealed

Romance › Re: My Girl Friend Told Me She Was A Virgin For 5 Years But Now Says She's Unsure? by topsy25(m): 9:10am On Jul 03, 2009

When are our ladies going to put an end to their deceitful nature huh

From the story, it is very very clear that this lady is NOT a virgin.
First, her sudden question of whether he wanted to marry her because of her virginity is very suspicious. Why didn't she ask the question 5 years ago or better still be4 they went to registry huh

Secondly, y the sudden rush to UK for sex huh

Sex she didn't want to have 2 years ago shocked

Tell me something else.

From my point of view, this girl could not hold her body and has eaten the forbidden fruit cry

Worst still, she might be pregnant for the sharp dude and want to push the pregnancy to this innocent virgin. Daughters of Eve sad

@poster, you'll be better off without this deceit of a lady. In marriage open truth can not be exchanged for anything.

Romance › Re: My Girl Is A Virgin But Some Thing Should I Cont by topsy25(m): 8:38am On Jul 03, 2009

@poster,

Girls can be very funny cheesy

When I was at "sango ode" cool

a lot of them cooked up this story. Often times, they are just empty treats that hold no water. Some of them say it to make you stick to them while some say it because their friends adviced them to

The funniest part is this, most of these girls have more than 3 years experience in fuckertology and more than an handful of men had registered their presence in their honey pot. You wont know until you get there. Even in the process of doing the deed, they still pretend as if its their first time shocked

Hmn hm, they must think men are foolish cheesy

As for me, i'd just play along and when its time, i'd just reveal her "our" secret and tell her off.

Truth be told, i've only heard (not experienced or seen someone experieced it) of few occasions where such treats became reality. Most of these stories involved possessed ladies.

My candid advice: Give it to her and make her beg for more

Business › Re: Are There Any Farmers On Nairaland? by topsy25(m): 2:48pm On Jul 02, 2009

Wish to go for crop farming, but my work is not given me the time needed. What can i do?

@Thethy,

How's is the snail business doing huh

Family › Re: Why Men Beat Their Wife by topsy25(m): 2:43pm On Jul 02, 2009

@ chaircover,

Good points there, but u do agree REAL women dont insult their men undecided

Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by topsy25(m): 1:11pm On Jul 02, 2009

Eyin temi ninu tireedi yi, mo mo pe opolopo wa ni o ti ka iwe alawiye yooba ni kekere; eni ti o ba ranti awon eko inu iwe yii, ki o gbee si wa leti.

Fun Apeere:

Obe baba bo, o ba obo oba

A o ba baba be oba

A o baa bee grin

Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by topsy25(m): 1:06pm On Jul 02, 2009

PERVERT9:
apayan niwo okunrin ifeleke yi o fe pami so dat wa le ma domi niywo

Sebi iwo ni o nwa amokole ati ameponro tongue

Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by topsy25(m): 1:03pm On Jul 02, 2009

faakay:
Gbogbo awon aroni pin? awon da? Ni bo le wa,

Ni ori field of play mo da bi Roger Miller, Ti o ba ko lu mi mo da bi Caterpilla

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Ma te anybody mo le

Awon wo ni o nro e pin. Abi iwo ni o nro ara e pin undecided

Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by topsy25(m): 1:02pm On Jul 02, 2009

FL Gators:
kini awan question mark ye wa fun?
se o n question ife e simi ni?

Laise aini aini, mo mo pe nkan kan wa laarin iwo ati ifeleke. Ifeleke si ree, aburo mi ni tongue

Mo ti parowa fun o titi ki o se temi nikan sugbon o dabi eni pe o si fe maa gbe ija kiri lipsrsealed

Ti o ba je pe o ni ife mi ni tooto ni, iwo iba ti so fun omo ifeleke yen ki o jawo ninu apon ti o yo ki o lo gb'omi ila ka ina.

Si Ifeleke, awe o, gbon aya mi re o cool

Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by topsy25(m): 9:09am On Jul 01, 2009

tubabie:
Kosi o, gbogbo wa wa bi oyin.
Sugbon kini iwo niro pe ale se lati mu tireedi yii dun sii ju eleyii lo?

Emi leero pe o ye ki a le maa fi awon ajasa kan kan si inu tireedi yi. Nkan ti mo ro ni eyi ti mo fi nko awon itan nkan ti o ti sele si awon oloju bi-o-mu-o-lo bi ti debo ati kamoteesi. Sugbon ko si eni ti o ri oro so si awon itan alarinrin ti mo so.

Bi enikeni ba ni awon nkan alarinrin ti o le fun wa ninu tireedi yi, ki iru eni be soo ki a si gbe l'ese.

Ko je bo se je.

Si Ifeleke, iyawo olele re nkan, se o nfun e se daadaa huh

Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by topsy25(m): 9:03am On Jul 01, 2009

debosky:
Ogbeni topsy aayan ogbufo oruko ogbeni yen ko da maran.

Itumo No2atheism ni ainife atenisiimu/ akofe atenisiimu/ ko saye atenisiimu.

Awon omobirin ti won kun ori tireedi yi nko? Ati ma ba omokunrin soro ti su mi o! Argenti aya mi owon - nibo lo wa?

Debo, oro e ti sun mi. Olorun o ni je ki abeyinto lasan lasan pa e o.

Amin

Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by topsy25(m): 9:28am On Jun 29, 2009

FL Gators:
@IFELEKE and topsy25 and eyin ara thread

Bawo ni iyawo temi nikan huh

Se daadaa lo wa gege bi mo se wa huh

Se sukuru e nlo deedee huh

Pele o, mo ti nsaferi e gan an ni kiss

Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by topsy25(m): 9:13am On Jun 29, 2009

No2Atheism:
yes u are correct but the problem is that:

I can't separate the words properly hence i become slow to write it.

for example:

nigbawo or igba wo or nigba wo

is a typical confusion that i face regularly.

Igbakeji atenisiimu (aka. No2atheism)

Emi gege bi enikan ni igbagbo pe o le ko yooba daadaa. Iwo saa ti ni igbagbo ninu ara re, o maa ya e lenu iru imo ijinle ti o ni ninu ede yooba undecided

Business › Re: Best Nigerian Bank? by topsy25(m): 3:03pm On Jun 26, 2009

If you want peace and rest of mind with your money, go for OCEANIC the dynamic bank kiss

Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by topsy25(m): 2:56pm On Jun 26, 2009

Ogbeni Akin, inu mi dun lati so fun o pe yooba ti o ko dara die; sugbon o ku die kaa to. Ti o ba le d'ara mowa ninu tireedi yi, laipe ojo, o maa ni imo ti o jinle ninu ede yooba kiko ati siso.

Ikilo pataki, mo fe je ki o mo wipe ko di dandan ki o ni obinrin ni Abuja ki o to le mo yooba iso. Laise aini aini, mo mo wipe aseye ponbele ni iwo ise, sugbon ma gbe igba asewo e de odo iyawo mi toyin o.

Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by topsy25(m): 11:11am On Jun 26, 2009

IFELEKE:
@Gbogbo Ile(tope,ogbeni krakus,tubabie,asha,ibkaye,pafati.onleeshi. . .et al.)
Awon boys yen o to be mo joo, mo ti fortify ara mi and they dare not show face again infact, I told the chairman of the street to seriously warn his people that am ready to shoot anyone that enters my compound without my notice

argent:
E le ni ibi bayi. Se dada l'ewa?

Ifeleke, uro enu re po. Ee hoooooooo shocked

age, mo wa jare. Se iwo naa wa daa daa. Ma je ki ise po ju ere lo o; se ise die ki o si se ere die wink

Culture › Re: Yoruba Incantations. . . . . by topsy25(m): 10:59am On Jun 26, 2009

skyone:
Kai iro lopa emi skyone oloro
emi ti a fi oba lo to ko si le bi ounje anaa
oya egbiripo eberipo ko ma yii ko mayii
otele otele ko ma ro ko ma ro
gbo' un ti topsy25 ba so ko ma do mi
oya ko ma mi

Tani o

Iwo ti gbagbe ni huh

Wipe t'omode ba dari s'apa, apa a paa
T'omode ba dari s'oroko, Iroko a koooo
Ti arigidsegi ba segi, ori ara re nii fi ru
Ki ogiri alapa ko maa wo lu e pa cool

Culture › Re: Yoruba Incantations. . . . . by topsy25(m): 9:04am On Jun 25, 2009

Eyi a ba wi f'ogbo ni ogbo ngbo
Eyi a ba wi f'ogba ni ogba ngba
Oro ti okete ba ba ile so ni ile ngba

Adetunrayo oooooooo
mo pe o l'oni o
nitori bi a ba pe oku ni popo
alaye ni ndahun
latoni lo, bi o ba ri mi, ki o ma le sun
igbe topsy ni ko ma fi ba enu ooooooooo
Ase gun un cool

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