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IFELEKE:
(having issues logging on, but am still trying to).

Ota mi, so ede ti mo gbo o. Emi o gbo ede eebo

Dr Ferlie:
mo ro wipe o ti mu paraga ati igbo ni owuro yii. se emi oloye ASIWAJU ni iwo nba soro ba yen. ti o ko ba so ara re ma niki won ti e mo ewon fun odun mewa.

Emi o ni ti e mo ewon rara. Ewon awon aye ni mo maa ti e mo

Olupe mo pe, olupe mo pe
Eyin iya mi osoronga, atapa jori, atedo jokan,
Atifun jorooro.

Eyin ti eledumare gbe aye le lowo,
Ejo feli ti o npe ara re ni dokita ni mo wa fi sun yin o
Nitoripe ojo ti omode ba f'ori dapa, apa a pa,
Ojo ti omode ba fi ori kan iroko, iroko a ko

Eyin le so wipe: ewe ti a ba fi si owo otun, otun nii gbe,
eyi ti a ba fi si owo osi, osi nii gbe
Oro ti okete ba ba ile so ni ile ngba

Mo pase ki oko Dr. Fali poora nisinsinyi
Aseeeeeeee wa

IFELEKE:
awe awawi we'e wi lerun ni.
Mo ti so fun e pe mi o le ma a ba e takuroso lori iyawo mi(toyin temi nikan)
nipa ojo to ti n pa igun e bo tipe tipe, igun e o tokunrin'i se ni nitori to ba tokunrin'i se ni ko ye ki ojo pa e fun ojo pipe.
BTW, emi ati debo ti n gbaradi lati tele e lo si ile awon iya olobi lati lo da'na risika.

Rara o emi o le je ki eyin mejeeji tele mi o, eyin ota bi ore yi

awe, abo lori yim, mo ti tirai ati ba o sujo

IFELEKE:
@gbogbo ile(toyin,debo,ajenti,tubabie,blu,faakay,dokita feli,tope,pafati et al)
Eku Ojumo
A de ku yotomi opin ose

Ota mi atata, opin ose yi maa ni arinrin fun gbogbo wa o. Nitemi, aago mokanla aaro ni mo maa ji, se e mo pe ehunfaromenta wa

tubabie:
@all
Gbogbo ile se alaafia lawa , o to jo meta o
(Debosky, farotika,FL,argent,ifeleke,pevert09,bluespice et al)

Moi dia Se daadaa ni o wa. Pele, se jeje o

Dr Ferlie:
ASIWAJU dee, ki gbogbo ilu pa roro. emi okunrin ogun ti wo ilu, ki gbogbo ota wo igbo lo.

mo ki gbogbo eyin omo oduaaaaaa. e ku ojo meta oooooo.

Baale, iyalode, dobosky, ore mi pataki ###wunmi, o ku ojo meta ooooooo.

Tani o Kini o Obo lo ti jawa ti o ni okun lorun Se awon aye le e wa si hanyi ni. Se o sonu ni? Se won ntan e ni obi o n tan ara re?

Ikilo pataki: Nkan ti owo e to, ma fi gongo fa o

debosky:
Kini itumo oro ti o jabo lenu e yii? Se o ti ko ifeleke sile ni abi bawo ni o se je??

Ifeleke sure wa o, gatoosi ti nfi obe je isu e leyin o!!!

Yooba bo won ni: Mi o ri eleyi ri, a fi nderu ba oloro ni. Debo, ti won ba ni omi e ni o maa se eja jina, ma ni iro ni. Emi ni ero pe ore ni atata ni e tele, sugbon pelu nkan ti o so si oke yii, mo ni lati ro oro naa daa daa.

Se ibi ko ni o wa nigba ti mo nfi gbogbo nkan ti mo ni wa toyin, toyin gba lati se aya mi lehin opolopo atotonu a si bere ere ife wa. Ko si eleyi ti o se eyin re ninu gboogbo isele yi o. O wa ya mi lenu pe o le ya enu e paga lati ma tako ife emi ati adumaradan mi.

Sugbon yooba ti pari oro, won ni: ore dani o dun mi, eni abinibi ndani

FL Gators:
@@post
A saying goes like this "You never know what you ave until you lose it". Now I know, where's topsy25

toyin temi,

Iro nla lo ma je ti mo ba so fun o pe ayun e o yun mi nihanyi Nitooto, okan mi nfa si e ni ojoojumo sugbon niwon igbati o ti ko jale lati so eni ti o ni oyun ninu emi ati omokekere ti won npe ni Ifelepon yen, mo ti gba kamu. Nitoripe emi o le maa ba omo ana yen maa du obinrin.

Yooba ni ojo ti npa igun bo, ojo ti pe. O pe ti mo ti nfi ife han si o, ti awa mejeeji si ti nba ere ife wa bo; sugbon ni were ti omo yen bere sii jabo si e ni o ti nba so awon oro kunba kungbe. Eyi ni o mu ko ohun naa maa wenu si iru emi Paga!!! O ma se o. O tun wa gun igi koja ori ewe, o ni ohun ni ohun ni oyun ti mo sise nla le lori.

Oro yi ni mo wa ro ti mo si fi eeni kun eeji pe, kaka ki nfi ojo ori mi yii ma ba omode kan du iyawo, maa fi owo leran maa wo ibi ti oro yin maa ja si. Mo mo wipe eyin mejeeji si nbo wa be mi

O digba kan naa

luxoire:
mai fren - u had better return to Ekiti and let those local/mad women continue falling for you - because your class no dey NL

nonsense!!!!

From which planet did this thing fall from What does this thread has to do with Ekiti E be like say u don drink sugbalaja Which hamlet u from come self.

Be warned, else sango will fire dat ur useless mouth

young_zeal:
my own story sweet pass all ur own. i fu3ked our house help, fu3ked nore than three big girlz n other child play stufff , even now, it still dey happen 4 some houses. i missed all dose day cus i can go for 4-5hours but now highest na six round. thing don change 4 my bodyooooo

U just dey start bros, small time u no go fit do at all

FL Gators:
Interesting topic

Hand: Owo
Head: Ori
Eyes: oju
Nose: imu
Mouth: enu
Ears: eti
Teeth: Eyin
Lips: ete
Eyebrow: Irun oju
Neck: orun
Fingers: ?
Cheeks: ?
Forehead: ?

Shoulder: ?
Elbow: ?
Arm: ?
Wrist: ?

Breast: Oyan
Nipples: ?
Chest: ?
Tummy: ?
Navel: ?
Waist: ?
Hips: ?

Buttom: Idi
Legs: ese
Thigh: ?
Patella:?
Knees: ?
Ankles: ?
Toes: ?
Heels:?

Let me feel in the gaps for my wify

Fingers - Ika owo
Cheeks - ereke
Forehead - Iwaju ori / opon ori
Shoulder - Ejika
Elbow - Igunpa
Arm - Apa (as in: re mi)
Wrist -
Nipples - Koko omu
Chest - Aya (as in: do do)
Tummy - Ikun
Navel - Idodo
Waist - ?
Hips - ?
Thigh - Itan
Knees - Orokun ese (ekiti calls it: koko)
Toes - Omo ika ese
Heels - ?

Gudintent:
any takers?

my great grand pa, he's 95

IFELEKE:
;fi iyawo oniyawo lala (instead of dreaming about another man's property)

Se eri oju aye abi e ri Otito ti nfara han die die. Eboni mi, se o ri nkan ti o jamo lowo Ifelepon "ohun ini" lasan lasan Shio!!! Se o wa ri pe omo yen kan ri e gege bi ohun ini ("puropati" abi kinni eleebo npe) ni.

Nipa temi o, o ju ohun ini lo. Iwo ni eni bi okan mi, ilaji mi ti o dara ju (my better half), oluranlowo mi, angeli mi, iyun mi, alabaro mi, eni ti okan mi fe, abbl (ati bee bee lo)

Eyin ara mi ninu tireedi yi, e bami dupe lowo Eledumare o nitoripe oro mi ti di ayo.

Ni osan ana ni Ifeleke dede pe mi si ori aago ilewo mi (GSM) ti o si bere si nbe mi ti o si ntoro idariji ni odo mi. Oro yi je kayefi si mi, ni mo wa bii pe kilo sele. Lo ba ni ki nma binu pe ohun nba mi du iyawo pe ohun si ti jawo ninu iwa buruku bee.

Iyalenu ni eleyi je fun mi, ni mo ba bii pe kilo ri ninu obe ti o fi wa iru sowo. Gbara to maa dahun, o ni awon agba meta kan ni won yo si ohun ni oju orun ti won si ki ohun nilo gidigidi pe ki nba mi du iyawo o. Ni oju orun yii ni won ti naa ni egba meje Won si so siwaju sii pe bi o ba jawo, bi yio se maa je egba awon aye ni ojoojumo niyen.

E jowo e ba mi dupe lowo baba Goodu

FL Gators:
Okiez Dokiez, got it. But who are you loffing for real?

Tani o ro pe ifeleke nife e bikose Sikiratu Bebedi

FL Gators:
@topsy
topsy, o ri mi, o si ki mi. se bee ni in un okirin Ondo se n se si olufe wan?
o ti ko mi fun omoge ye, se bee le se ri?

Adumaradan temi nikan, Bawo ni mi o se ni ki e Sebi odo mi ni o sun moju ana Nkan ti o je ki nki e niyen o, nigbati o jepe a sun ti ara wa moju a tun fi enu ko enu laaro ana, ki lo tun ku Sugbon, bi o ba je pe mo ti se o nipa pe mi o ki e lori tireedi, jowo ma binu si mi.

Se iwo o mo pe ekuro mi ni alabaku ewa e ni Yooba ni bi igbin ba fa ikaraun a telee; ibi ti oloomi ba koju si nibe gan an ni ona mi gba lo Se iwo ti gbagbe ni, pe ife eyele ni mo ni si e, kii se ti adaba rara. Eyin oju mi lo je o, bi enikeni ba fowo kan o (eeyan bi ifelepon), yio ru igi oyin ni

debosky:
HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Egbon Farotika ko le je bee! Se nkan ti e fe so funmi ni pe kii se ifelopon lo fun Getoosi loyun ni? Talo wa loyun naa? Oro yi ma ga o! Pekele pekele arugbo je gbese tani o san?
Ifelopon Faro ti so ko nla ba e o. Se ko ba e lori sha?

Bawo ni ose tun ti ni iyawo si abule pelu Getoosi? Se iwo naa wa lara awon ti won se ise ibi lati ma ko awon omobinrin wa lo si oke okun lati ma se ashewo ni? (human trafficking)

Tubabie ngbo se iwo o kin se iya afin ni? Abi iro ni pafaati npa mo e?

Oro gbogbo yin ti su mi gaan. Ajenti aya mi nikan soso, tete wale ki a wo yara lo sere ife titi ti owuro ola.

Ohun ko o Emi ni mo ni oyun yen o. Je ki nwa so kini kan fun o, obinrin meji ni o wa ninu toyin bi a se nsoro yii. Emi ni mo mo nkan ti mo to sibe nau . Bi a se nsoro yi, mo se je iyan akanilaya kan ti toyin gun fun mi laaro yi ni. Se ewa rii pe ifeleke kan nse lasan ni

PERVERT9:
Eyin ara papa julo eyin omoge ti ifelepon ifeleke nparo fun ni abule yi,eyi ni leta ti iyawo ifeleke towa ni abule won kosi ni nkan bi ojo meta seyin,ede oyinbo ni o fi ko leta na, o dami loju pe gbogbo yin le o gbadun leta ohun,e ma bawa kalo o


No 25,alamudo street,
abule mado mi pa,
26-06-2008


Dear Ifeleke,
How is you does?i hope you are does fine?long time no seeing,long time no earing from you,why does you do me like that,you just abadoning me in the village sinse all this deys,are it good like that and you tolded me that you loving me,you efen promise promising me before i gree greeing to goes out with you and marriage you,now that you have lefting the village you are does not caring or get time for me again,you does not write to me,you does not kollling my nomba or efen flashing me like you use to does wen you does not having credit in your fone.ifeleke temi nikan what does i did to desaving all this from you,has you forgeted about me and the plenty loves that i has for you,has you forgeted all what you tolded mama eleko who helps you to toasting me when you are ashaming to even facing me to told me that you loving me,i did not greeing to your loving,you would not leaving me alone,you going to meet iya olobi,broda mukaila,iya luku,buroda kapenta and even my momo to talking to me for you,still i does not greeing for you because i am afraiding of you disappointing me uselesing me and leafing me in the village.i does not greeing you until when you broughted your momo and your olori ebi to our house to come and beging me for you,you frostrated {dobale} for my parent and promising many many thing that day,when i looked at your eyes i tooked pity on you,i even sees in your eye that you loving me and becos you have suffering too mush because of me i gree greeing for you,you tooked me to many playses to see many many pipu,you tooked me to the zoo to see monkey,inaki,ejo,erin,ekun, ijapa and elede,you tooked me to kinsway to buying plenti tins{Things} for me like cloth,pata,shuu{shoe}rist wash,bangu and provisionses you also tooked me to mr bigs and boughted for me iresi and siken{chicken}we enjoying awaself well well before you tooked me to owonikoko hotel,where we goes to enjoys awaself.

Ifeleke temi nikan,you rememba when we gotted to the owonikoko hotel,that day you beged me to greeing for you to fokying me but i rifuse you,you promising me many many thing,like moni,cloth and you promising to taking me to amerika,when i looked at your eyes i tooked pity on you and i allowing you to fokying me you fokying me well well and fokying you too well well,we both enjoying awaself bifore we going back home,we doing it gain in your hause on the mart and you promosing not to disappointing me,but sinc you going bak to lagos i does not sea or hearing from you again, mulika and seri tolded me that they seeing you in nairaland efery day,that you are now marrying anoda wife caling tubrasier,toyosi,mukina ati awon obirin mi,is it truth,ifeleke what you does to me is very very bad and i am not hapi with you i am very very anoying with you,aniway i will look for money to coming to lagos and sees you so that you can telling me if you are not loving me again or you are not interesting in our relationsheep again,but i want you to nose that i stll loves you and i would like to marriage you.

till i comes to lagos takes kia of yorself

yours daling waif,
sikiratu bebedi

Eyin ara mi ninu tireedi yi, ti mo ba so fun yin pe ina njo nibi kan, e ni ki nko eeru e wa. Nigba ti mo so fun yin ni ijo kinni ana pe ifeleke ti ni iyawo (bi o tile je pe kole fun un loyun nitoripe epon e o tii gbo ) e ro pe iro ni mo npa. Se o tan abi ko tan

Imoran fun ore mi Ifeleke:

Ma se je ki toyin tan e. Bi mo se n te kiboodu yi, toyin ti ngbe ninu ile temi. Iba san ti o ba le lo ba SIKIRATU BEBEDI nitoripe o feran re tokan tokan. Ko si ni dara ki o padanu iru ife nla yi ati awon akitiyan ti o ti se lati rii pe fe omo naa

Ire o

IFELEKE:
po kini? awe ipokupo lo fe po yen o! risika lo ro pe mo n so ni?
se eni ti mo ti ro yo, ti mo ti rojo oyun ibeji si ikun e lo tun fe po nkan si? eyin(back) lo fe gba wole ni abi enu? nitori mo ti ro yo bamu bamu! awe, we le risika!
_{how work?}

Iro lo pa joo. Kini e o tii le di omo Nitorinaa emi ni mo ni oyun

IFELEKE:
aya mi atata,aaayo ati iyaafin ifeleke, aya'ba laafin mi
bawo ni? se alaafia lo wa? ma se da awon olote bi tope-lobi ati pafati lohun, won n se lasan ni, won fe e da arin emi ati e ru ni sugbon pabo lo ja si.
orekelewa mi, eleyinju ege temi nikan home is always in the hearts of those who long for it. . .
I'll make sure you speak it as I do,trust me

Gberun re soun joooooooooo Emi o ni lati ko o ni ede ekiti rara. Ti mo ba ti le po nkan sii lara, o ma jafafa ninu ede ekiti baje

FL Gators:
Inu mi dun wipe o wa dada

I feel like you just "bu" mi, ah ahn, sugbon mo n try pelu ekiti mi na

Emi ke Bawo ni mo se ma bu iyawo temi nikan Mo kan gbiyanju ati ko e ni yooba ni o. Jowo ma binu si mi

FL Gators:
Ewo ni iyawo afin toyin? oya, kini afin mean?

Itumo afin ni "ile" tabi "ibugbe" (i.e. a place of abode). Nitorinaa, a le ni: Afin oba i.e king's palace or king's place of abode or afin Farotika i.e. Farotika's place of abode

Se o ye yin iya afin farotika

PERVERT9:
eponleke bawo ni se o wa,mo ri careless letter ti iyawo to wa loko ni abule yin nibi kan leni,ti o ko ba mind ma send leta na si e,but plsssssssssssssssssss,ma paro nibi bayi pe o ni iyawo ni abule yin o,mo promise pe mi ko ni so fun toyosi, tubabie tubrasier ati awon other ladies ni nairaland awo mi nie now i promise not to told anyone

Iyen nipe ifelepon ti ni iyawo si abule. Sugbon mo mo pe iyawo yen o tii le ni oyun nitoripe epon ifelepon ko tii gbo

To prevent cold at night

I concur

omogenaija:
i don't agree b/c not all nigerians r yoruba , igbo, or hausa

I don't believe people will look at it that way. The name "wazobia" might have been curved out of the 3 major tribe in the country, but it has been generally accepted as a unifying name by all

IFELEKE:
aya mi atata, iyawo ati iyaafin ifeleke se alaafia ni? bawo ni awon ibeji mi, se wo n kick?
Mo le ro pe o ti jeun sha? nitori mi o fe ki ebi pa orekelewa mi rara. . ._{just checking on you}

Ifelepon, o fe fi gongo fa nkan ti owo e o to Sora o ki o ma ba fi ori k'ole agbon

PERVERT9:
come to my bedroom and lets start with a aja b bata d doje o oko o obo and from there we shall begin to speak in tongues _{o sa mo ru e} express road ta gba waye niye now so ko pa gbogbo wa den ;

eponleke sorry mo mean ifeleke,mo gbo pe o lo si meeting awon oso ati aje loru ana se loto ni,toyosi ati debosky lo so fun mi pe awon ri e ni meeting won lana won deni o mu "sobo"{blood} gidi gan ni,se looto ni,haaaaaaa o ga o

Pafaati, ronu piwada nitoripe ijoba orun ku si dede

FL Gators:
bawo ni jare? oti pe ti mo ti rie man

Mo wapa jare. Ise ni o fa ti mi o fi le de odo e ni ijeta. Lai se aini aini, mo maa de ile odo e ni otunla

FL Gators:
iya afin = wife of a king (queen) orrrrrrrrrrr it could mean "ebo"

I think it's an ekiti term

Rara o. O sii monokai Itumo iya afin ni: Mrs. Ti mo ba fe pe oruko e ni apeja, mo maa ni: Iya afin toyin farotika Ede yooba ponbele ni iya afin je; ekiti nikan ko ni o nso.

Ni ede yooba, olori ni a ma npe iyawo oba (queen).

Ti nba ri e ni otunla, mo maa ko e ni awon nkan miran ninu ede yooba

tubabie:
Ose my dear, mo mo nipe oni interest mi at heart

Se o kii se iya afin ni

argent:
Se awon ibeji n kick?
Igba wo ni oko se change of name si Ifelepon? ( oruko fine gan ni )

ajeniti, o nwa ibinu mi o Emi ni mo ni oyun, Ifelepon ko, o ni epon looto, sugbon epon e o tii le di omo

TOYOSI20:
Ehen, niboni Dayokanu wa?? . . . .and Mr Farotika himself , i need to brush up on ma yoruba oo, LOL!!

Mo wa pa jare omotoyosi. Nipa ti dayo, bobo yen ti fi ara pa lori omobirin opelenge kan. O si maa lo osu meta ni osibitu.

E saa je ki a ma fi adura ran an lowo

IFELEKE:
tope oko omo iya olobi(a.k.a tope-lobi)
awe, gege bi ore ooto, mo ma a sin e lo si ile awon iya olobi lati lo da'na risika.
ooo ni choice rara,o gbudo gba oyun yen ni nitori iwo lo ro ojo ina si inu iku omo na.

Me ran o luse awe. Yaa jokole

IFELEKE:
Ke e se o ran? we ti pari oro risika we e merun l'oya oloya!
so rare o!

Aya gidi li toyin o; ayaba li omo iya olobi

argent:
Mr Farotika, oko omo iya olobi

Emi niyen o iyawo wa