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HealthInducement In Child Birth by topsy25(op): 2:57pm On Aug 10, 2009
Hi Friends,

Can someone explain to me what inducement of a pregnant woman is all about. What is the need for it and does it have any side effect(s).

Kindly help a brother in need kiss
FamilyRe: My Husband Says He Owns Me- Help Me Understand! by topsy25(m): 2:50pm On Aug 10, 2009
Believe me, u own each other; chikena grin
HealthInducement In Child Birth. by topsy25(op): 2:42pm On Aug 10, 2009
Hi NLs,

I really need to know what inducement is all about, how save it is and its side effects if any.

Thanks.
CultureRe: I Want To Learn Some Yoruba Basic Words And Phrases by topsy25(m): 2:35pm On Aug 07, 2009
big father:
you no go fit grab ! grin
dem no fit understand/grab
CultureRe: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by topsy25(m): 2:27pm On Aug 07, 2009
TheSeeker:
You think she's "trying"? You wish she is. grin grin This one's gone! Gone gone gone away.
Bros seeks, u bera wake up from your slumber; toyin is pregnant with two babies, one for me and the other for ifeleke. So, keep off ti o ba fe ki ntase fun e cool

Go and seek your seekings in another sinking village in Osun. Gbon a re l'ekiti kete. Haba shocked
CultureRe: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by topsy25(m): 11:18am On Aug 07, 2009
Toyinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn shocked shocked shocked Se ibi ni o wa sapamo si huh

Are u trying to leave me and Ifeleke for Theseeking shocked shocked shocked

Wonders shall never end cry
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by topsy25(m): 3:14pm On Aug 06, 2009
Ibo ni ìyàwó mi tóyìn àti òtá mi ìfélékè wà huh
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by topsy25(m): 8:17am On Aug 06, 2009
faakay:
E ma binu oo! oko lo yun mi ni grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Oda bi npe tanbolo abi kokoro nlo je kini nah grin grin grin grin grin grin
Lo fi oko e ho ogiri nau grin cheesy
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by topsy25(m): 3:47pm On Aug 05, 2009
jassie:
ha iya agba! nigbati iwo olori aje ti wa ni ibi yi, ki o kan se epe fun wan ni. . . aiye won ti baje ni iyen! tongue
Se iyawo mi ni o npe ni aje shocked sad Iwo gan an oso cool
PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu Barred From Aso Rock by topsy25(m): 3:28pm On Aug 05, 2009
I wonder when Nigerians will learn and listen to voice of reason!
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by topsy25(m): 9:31am On Aug 04, 2009
E jowo e gbe orisa naa wa ki nfi da ina ti mo maa fi sun isu egbodo ti iyawo mi toyin sese ra grin
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by topsy25(m): 1:37pm On Jul 30, 2009
Si, ajeniiti,

Gbogbo obinrin ni o ni egbo ni abe, awa okunrin ni a si ma ntoju iru egbo bee. Se debo ntoju tie daadaa huh undecided
CareerRe: Oceanic Bank Sack Over 1500 Staffs In 30days by topsy25(m): 1:15pm On Jul 30, 2009
sabak:
Mr poster U are a big shame. To start with, how many organisations are to feeling the bite of the Global melt down. Multinationals like Zain, Cadbury, Guiness have all down-sized in the past 2 months

Now, no one was sacked in oceanic bank for sending emails, instead offenders were debited after series of warnings in that respect. Yea in oceanic today, management has reduced tolerance for misconducts which most employees in the industry will tell you that in the past 8yrs, Oceanic has been the most benovelent bank in terms of giving offenders a second chance. This is exactly what led to a mass influx of other banks staff into oceanic bank within the past three years as the bank emerged as the most employee friendly bank in the industry.

with the influx of people, understandably, the level of indiscipline , also rose as most staff started taking management for granted. Oceanic remains one of the few banks in the industry where as a marketing staff u dont need hypertensive medication to stay on your Job, but some of these new entrants came in to exploit the situation, making frivolous pledges of the deposits they can mobilize in other to get mindblowing bargains. You normally need 6 months to get your confirmation your perfomance is judged to be satisfactory, but most of the people sacked have had extra one year of grace and yet cannot account for up to 5% of their pre-confirmation financial targets agreed with the bank before employment, and which formed the basis for the grades they got on there way in. They intended to come and reap without sowing.

Most of them were never do wells who were under pressure to perform in their previous banks, and ran for shelter in Oceanic bank to experience the proverbial peace. The rest are people who were involved in fraud or serious misconducts, theere were cases of people who were transfered to other units and branches, and they refused to resume at their new posts claiming they didn't like where they were posted.

Pls this is a recession, and the least any organisation can do is to shed off all negative baggages, like the poster who I believe must have been relieved of his duties for one of the reasons above.

In terms of performance, in spite of the provisioning , Oceanic still decalred a profit of 9billion+ after tax, first bank declared 12billion+ after tax, and this results were impressive. Oceanic made a profit of 53 billion plus, and the fact remains that having made this provisioning, any of the loans recovered will automatically recognised as profit, and given the fact that most of the loans are for the oil and gas industries, they will be recovered. For the informed, it is clear that the financial report of Oceanic bank, marks it out as a resilient organisation and reinforces its postion as one of Nigeria's leading banks.

Mr Poster move on with your life and stop creating crisis for a Bank that employs thousands, of responsible working class people in Nigeria, make sure you are a better employee in your next job. You are a big shame.
What can I say, ? thank you sooooo much sabak for your insightful contribution. When i saw the title of this post, i could not stop myself from laughing. After going through his post, i was dumbfounded and above all, after reading through the contributions of NLs, i was totally shocked at how fast people want to believe glaring lies.

Sabak has said it all but i must add this OCEANIC BANK HAS NEVER AND WILL NEVER SACK ANY STAFF WHO WAS/IS NOT INVOLVED IN FRAUDULENT ACTIVITIES OR GROSS MISCONDUCTS.

I'm very positive that since the inception OBIN, it has not sacked (based on glaring offences) up to 10% of the poster's figure.

Bank with us, work with us and experience peace.
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by topsy25(m): 11:25am On Jul 29, 2009
FL Gators:
LOL, ejo e bami translate eh then
E jowo eyin temi ninu tireedi yi, e gbami laye lati fi ede geesi tumo oro yi fun iyawo mi. Ese gan an ti e gba mi laye.

The Statement is ironic in nature and it literally means:

You can't eat anything that is harder (stronger) than plantain, but you can eat guguru undecided This simply translate to: You're an hypocrite grin
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by topsy25(m): 11:15am On Jul 29, 2009
argent:
gbogbo ile,(debosky kiss gators,blue,topsy,dayokanu,remi et al) se dada ni mo ba yin?
Omo daadaa, daadaa lo ba wa o tongue awon ti won nba toju egbo abe re nkan huh Se won ntoju e daadaa cool
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by topsy25(m): 9:46am On Jul 28, 2009
ibrokay:
Ngbo bluespice,oko wo lofe jokole
Dayo, se o tii fi iranu e yi sile ni. Iwo iburoke abi kinni won npe o, o je fi awon omoge inu tireedi yi sile ki o fi oko e le ori epon e tongue
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by topsy25(m): 2:19pm On Jul 27, 2009
Dr Ferlie:
topsy25,
awo mi, agbo to feyin rin, agbara lolo muwa. emi naa mura ija fun e grin grin grin cheesy
Ibo ni agbara ohun wa. O je lo sidahun cheesy
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by topsy25(m): 2:16pm On Jul 27, 2009
hotteju:
newbie ni miii ooo
ki lon shele?
Kaabo sinu ile baba re o. Ihanyi a san e o. Bi o ba je okunrin, awon abo to dara wa nihinyi (yato si toyin o); bi o ba si je obirin, awon gende okunrin wa nibi bii Ifelepon, dayokunnu, kamotessi, dr. feli abbl.

Kaabo ooooooooo.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Can’t Revert To 20 Lgs, Fashola Tells Yar’adua by topsy25(m): 12:29pm On Jul 27, 2009
Yaraslow is a clown. Forgive him Lord for he know not what his's doin
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by topsy25(m): 10:04am On Jul 27, 2009
FL Gators:
Going to bed, willtalk to you later, kiss kiss
Sun daadaa o ki o si fi mi la ala kiss kiss
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by topsy25(m): 9:48am On Jul 27, 2009
FL Gators:
Okiez, but I no do party o lipsrsealed lipsrsealed grin

Going to bed, willtalk to you later, kiss kiss
Rara o. Se o fi okan tan mi ni ( dont you trust me) tongue
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by topsy25(m): 9:21am On Jul 27, 2009
Si toyin,

Se o le bami soro lori yim mi, ki emi, iwo ati ifeleke le pari oro wa laije pe awon ogberi ma baa toju bo oro wa undecided toscotee2001@yahoo.com.

Maa ma reti e o kiss
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by topsy25(m): 9:18am On Jul 27, 2009
FL Gators:
Ohh, its being days. I don dey ask for you sef.

nkan to se fun mi ko da o. cry cry o fi mi sile nigba to moh pe mo n gbe ibeji.

Ahhh, o dun mi cry cry
Rara oooooo, igba ti o so pe ifeleke lo fe ba lo ni o je ki n step aside die grin Iwo naa mo wipe ayoo mi ni e kiss kiss kiss
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by topsy25(m): 9:15am On Jul 27, 2009
Ayederu dokita (fake Dr. Ferlie), ija wa si keekan o. Iwo sa maa sanra sile d'eya cheesy grin
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by topsy25(m): 9:13am On Jul 27, 2009
FL Gators:
topsy, bawo ni.

Aro e ti n so mi. O dun mi o, o dun mi.

Se o wa dada smiley
Mo wa jare iyawo mi ti o salo. Bawo ni, se o wa daadaa. Se sukuru nlo laisi wahala huh Nitooto, okan mi nfa si e gan ni (I really miss u too)

Toju ara e daadaa o (please take good care of urself)
FamilyRe: Is Marital Infidelity Genetic? by topsy25(m): 9:08am On Jul 27, 2009
There is a saying in yoruba : "Ile ni a ti nkeso rode" Charity begins at home.

Shalom!
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by topsy25(m): 9:04am On Jul 27, 2009
Si Toyin,

Awon okunrin Ondo mo bi won se n ba obinrin sere daadaa won si mo bi won se le fi ife han si obinrin. Iru ife bayi ni mo leero ati fi han si e sugbon ti o fi aimokan ko eti ikun si mi embarassed

Emi o ni ki o ma fe omo kekere yen o, sugbon mase gbe oyun mi fun angry

Ire o.
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by topsy25(m): 9:01am On Jul 27, 2009
Haba shocked Oro ti sun bi ile bi eni undecided

Gbogbo ile, e ku owuro o, e si ku mukeeke ti opin ose. Eyin omidan wa, se awo booda yin fun un yin se daadaa tongue Eyin bobos, se eyin o ro yin lipsrsealed Bi o ba je be, ope ni fun eledumare.

Ose tuntun ti a mu yi a san gbogbo wa s'owo, s'omo and si aiku baale oro.

Ire oooooooooo
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by topsy25(m): 3:38pm On Jul 24, 2009
Tan koooooooooo shocked

O daa na.

Ile re ogeeeeeeeeeeere afoko yeri
Alapo ka
Agbeni mi bii kalokalo
Mo tee e loni ateye

Bi ekolo ba fori sole,
Ile a lanu,

Oojo ni oro ina n mugi,
Oojo bayi ni oro ito n mule
Kose kose bayi ni ti ilakose

Dr. fali ooooooooooooooooo
Maa woleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee cool (Oh God! I be bad person grin)
CultureRe: How Do You Translate this specific Body Parts In Your Language? by topsy25(m): 3:32pm On Jul 24, 2009
tpia.:
I think waist should be idi since waist beads are called ileke idi.

Hips are itan or ibadi, from that online dictionary.
thighs are itan while hips are ibadi wink
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here! by topsy25(m): 2:57pm On Jul 24, 2009
Dr Ferlie:
Awo mi topsy25,

eewoooooo orisa, mo ti ba awon iya mi olokiki oru je,

mo si ti ba won mu,

gbogbo epe ati awajo ko le mumi,

sese ni omode nyo mo eye, o gbodo ma rerin semi ni,

oko mi wapa sibe. kosi giri loko aparo mi

emi ASIWAJU, okunrin meta lo nsoro

cheesy cheesy cheesy
Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ti awon iya o ba le se, maa be esu lowe cool

Esu ooooooooooooooo
Onile orita
Abeni wa oran ba o ri da,
Elekun nsukun , lanroye s'eje
Okunrin meta ti nje latoose

Nje mo pe o loni
nitori kinni? Nitori Fali ni
Asa re ti nwolu'gi, o nwo lu ope
O si fe ko'lu orule

Mo bee o loni ki o ba mi ran
Awon omo elese tantinrin sii
ki won si gba nkan omokunrin re wa kin fi s'ara rindin grin cheesy

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