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Fynestboi: 2005 UNN SCERENING TEST

1. In the british parliamentary system of govt, the monarch can be referred to as
a. Queen in parliament b. Queen's parliament c. Queen and parliament d. Queens' parliament

2. In Nigeria, representation of federation do not include one of these
a. Population b. Equity c. Ethnicity d. Equality

3. Conditions for forming a federation do not include one of the following
a. Small population b. Diverse ethnic groups c. Geographical nearess d. Fear of domination

4. A written constitution must contain a
a. Dialogue b. Preamble c. Discourse d. Summary

5. Voting of Elections in Nigeria is limited to ages
a. 21 and above b. 19 and above c. 20and above d. 18 and above

6. Public opinion can function better under
a. Democratic govt b. Democratic regime c. Dictatorial regime d. Millitary regime

7. In pre-colonial Nigeria, the northerner EMIR didnt use one of these as his head official
a. The talalkawa b. The waziri c. The galadima d. The madawaki

8. The main motive of imperialist penetration was to
a. Educate b. Trade c. Christianize d. Socialize

9. The 1963 constitutn in Nigeria is known as the
a. Presidential b. Independence c. Republican d. Federal

10. The national security commision is chaired by the
a. Chief justice of the federation b. President of the federation c. Inspector General of police d. None

11. Matters of wch the federal government alone can legislate are called
a. Exclusive b. Residual c. Concurrent d. Inclusive

12. Regulations made by a local govt is called
a. Laws b. Bills c. Bye law d. Issuance


ADDENDA
13. In a paliarmentary system of govt sovereignty is located in
a. The people b. Head of govt c. Head of state d. Electorate

14. Citizen diplomacy was introduced by
a. Babaginda b. Yaradua c. Obasanjo d. Abacha

15. The chief justice of Nigeria during OBASANJO PRESIDENtial govt was
a. Idris legbo kutigi b. Mohammed L. Uwais c. Alloysius Katsina Alu d. George s. Sowemimo

1 A
2 D
3 C
4 B
5 D
6 A
7 A
8 B
9 C
10 C
11 A
12 C
13 D
14 A
15 B

Presstv no dey report this kind of news!

I can see 2011 election repeating itself in 2015, a section of this country will betray Buhari again and come out to say the election waz rigged.

It was, however, confirmed that the merging parties have agreed to cede the national secretary position to the Congress for Progressive Change (CPC) and that former Minister of the Federal Capital Territory (FCT), Mallam Nasir el-Rufai, is in pole position to occupy the seat.

haha! Thanks to Allah! Finally, a job for Mallam Nasir El-Rufai.

Nigerians can now rest!

noblezone: #

Nigeria was never great!
Nigeria is not great!
Nigeria will never be great!

Nigeria is a mistake made by the die hard colonial masters!
Nigeria is not a nation, it is a resultant of voodoo administrative maneuvers by white "witch doctors".

Nothing will fix Nigeria. We must go back to our respective nations so as to make progress.

We of the Biafran nation are not interested in oil and the politics thereof.
We just want to be on our own, run our affairs, grow our industries, produce and export innovative products.
It is only a mad man that will be doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result.
Nigeria is not working! It will never work, because it is big fraud!

Thumb up bro!
The fact is that Nigeria is just a mere geographical expression just as Awolowo said!

This is the harsh truth, APC top members like Buhari, Tinubu etc. are only lusting after power!

Does this e-facility card also has maximum number of check?

Pls guys where can i get this e-facility card and what is the price?

To me PDP is just a name of party just like APC, ACN, CPC, APGA etc. what sense does it make if all the members of PDP defect to APC? Are they going to repent immediately they defect to APC? Why must these same corrupted PDP members be accepted in APC(a party of saints as they claimed)?
What is the difference between PDP & APC if any member of PDP can defect to APC?
What will become of APC if majority of PDP become APC members?
What will it profit Nigerians to jubilate at downfall of PDP and later find out that they are still the same people controlling the affairs of this nation under another party?

Nigerians wise up, stop partisan politics and lets learn to fight against our corrupt leaders!

JUNE QUESTIONS EXAM 2013:
Answer all question.
Note no calculator or any electronic devices.
Time:- 1hr:30mins only
SECTION 1:- OBJECTIVE

1) What is the name of the first Igbo boy that
opened shop at Alaba international market?
(a) Don jazzy (B) Anyim Pius Anyim (c) Gov. Peter
Obi

2) Who addressed herself as a widow while her
husband is still alive?
(a)Jonathan Patience (B) Turai (c) Marris stellar

3) Who Strike pass?
(a) BH Boys (B)Thunder (c) ASUU/ASUP (d)Patience Dame

4) You can sharpen cutlass on Banky W's head
(a) True (B) false (c) I don't know

5) What are the names of the two people holding
hands when you power-on a Nokia phone?
(a) Charly Boy and Denrele (B) Ryan Giggs and John
Terry (C) OBJ and IBB

6) If the past tense of take is took, the past tense of
make is
(a) Mook (B) maked (c) maken

7) I have a dream is to Luther King as I have no
shoes is to …..
(a) GEJ (B) IBB (c) OBJ

8 ) What is the plural form of GARRI
(a) garris (B) garried (B) garium

9) If Adekunle Chukuwma Ciroma Finally Passes
WAEC, will he write JAMB next year?
(a) No (B)Yes (c) He will opt for NURTW

10) Which University has the highest no. of babes
that travel to Dubai for 2weeks and return with
British accent?
(a)EBUs B)UNIJOS (c)UNIABJ (d)UNILAG

SECTION 2:- THEORY Attempt all questions.

(1a) Differentiate between Do or Die and if I don't
win the next election their will be blood shed.
(B) If it took Goodluck Ebele Jonathan 50yearsto
trek to Aso rock without SHOES, how long will it take
if he was putting on "CANVASS"

(2a) Using Almighty Formula, calculate the diameter
of Banky W's head (take ♊=3.14)
(B) If your X-Boyfriend or X-girlfriend Wins
N100Million Naira In The Glo WINBIG Promo 2 Days
After you Broke Up! FIND X! I Repeat! Find X”

(3a) If Ada is a girl, and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi?
(B) What are the surnames of the three statues that
welcome you to Lagos?

"Goodluck" to you all! Hmm sorry "Best of luck"...

amedave: By his grace yes. It wasnt easy

Amedave.. I scored 216, i want to study political science, i choose Delsu as my second choice, not an indigene of Delta state. What are my chances?

Dear ACHEBE

please if you see Ojukwu, tell him that his brothers and sisters are expecting another program in kano. Tell Awolowo that Nigeria is preparing for another war. Tell Zik that those things that made him cross the ocean 50 times seeking 4 peace are coming again. Tell Yar'Adua that the amnesty he granted is causing wahala. Tell Tafawa Bellewa that his scions are carring guns against Nigeria. Obvious­­ly you will not see Abacha, but if you see anyone that sees him, tell him that Almustapha is still in kirikiri prison, tell him that Alemeyesieha has been released. Tell MKO Abiola that another june12 is looming, and tell him that Nigeria officials has extended to convicted criminals who are looting the nation dry. Dont be dissappointed in Nigeria dear Achebe, its just that THINGS HAS FALLEN APART, Nigeria is NO LONGER AT EASE and the ARROW OF GOD is now pointing seriously at Nigeria because of THE TROUBLE IN NIGERIA, even though we 've had MAN OF D POEPLE like you, INDEED THERE WAS A COUNTRY......ur­­­s faithfully 9ja. RIP

Jamesbrian: Hey peepz, is it really true that UNN makes use of negative marking scheme in their PUTME?

what do u mean by negative marking scheme?

Pls guys i need an advice.
I scored 216, my 1st & 2nd choice is UNN & Delsu, the course i want to study is political science.
Do u think am good to go for UNN with my 216 for political science or should i change my first choice to Delsu? Urgent reply needed! Thanks

Torch1: Am not from South south, am from Anambra. Does it mean there is no merit for second choice aspirants?

I need reply guys!

kaysy: JAMB 2013 Change of Course/Institution Has been extended, i will communicate the extended date to you as soon as i get it, keep sending your requests, we have treated a good number of requests sent to us and more are still waiting to be treated, plz if you haven't received an sms from us confirming your changes, know that it is caused by insufficient availability of scratch cards, the scratch cards are really difficult to get this year considering the population that needs it, plz be patient with us. Thank You

Bro! I scored 216, my 1st & 2nd choice is UNN & Delsu, the course i want to study is political science.
Do u think am good to go for UNN with my 216 for political science or should i change it to Delsu.

I need ur advise on this. Thanks

PatienceAl: which state are u from?....cos if u'd be considered unto catchment tinz if u are from any state in the south-south......eg. EDO, BAYELSA, CROSS RIVER, AKWA-IBOM etc

Am not from South south, am from Anambra. Does it mean there is no merit for second choice aspirants?

amedave: Hello jambites, i am David a medical student of Delta State University, Abraka,frnds call me Sir Dave. If you filled delsu as ur first choice in this year's jamb and scored above 180 congrats to u all in advance. I would want to use this opportunity to make myself available to as many that may need my help. There is more to getting admitted,to know what to do and how to go about ur post ume in other nt to have problems of nt being admitted u cn call on me, if u wnt to buy the post ume past question u cn also reach me and when the post ume form comes out i can help as many that want me to help them get the form, this is my number 08130927174 once again welcome to this great institution

i filled Delsu as my second choice, scored 216. Am a non Indigene of Delta state, what are my chances of making it in Delsu as second choice aspirant?

S.GRACE:
At the time of this publication, UNN post Utme form is not yet on sale
Unn screening exam usuallyholds around June/July yearly. However, the date for this year’s Unn post utme screening has not been fixed. Whenever it is announced, you will be the first to know about it here.
The unn cut off mark in question is the minimum JAMB score one is expected to have before he/she can come for UNN Post UTME. The Jamb cut off mark for unn Post ume screening hasalways been 200 in the previous years. But this year’s cut-off mark has not been fixed.

pls, can i have your contact? Am an aspirant of UNN, political science.
Scored 216

Pls, how much is their fees for political science students?

Pls check these for me 35567842GD & 36637893CL

Em-my:
100%
You re in the right path...,
Try to score up to 40 in your pUTME & admission is yours....,

just 40? Is their post utme mark over 100?

Fixed

I just checked my utme score and it is 216. UNN & DELSU is my first & second respectively, now am planning on putting DELSU as my 1st & 2nd choice.
My course is Political science.
Guys! What chances do i hav in making it into Delsu dis year?

Someone check dis for me 36398020AE

ferdimako: You guys keep talking and people will be buying eFacility cards.

it is not for those that have no biometric verification, if you are a victim of "no biometric verification" you can check ur result as many times as u want until it is release.

oyelekemoses: Please kindly help with this. 35356871FB

No Biometric verification

BroRhema: Op. Pls help me check mine 36480199EB

Aggregate = 175 Economics=37;
Government=62; Geography=29; Use ofEnglish=47

Doctor20002: @abk dere re n collecting e slip nor reg num dey promise everybdy dat dere result will b out month end

Month gini Month end? I don't believe that.