₦airaland Forum

illicit:
Snub me at ur own peril

jawalis:
Chai. See wickedness. It’s not just about been there ok? You know exactly what am talking about

jawalis:
Torie8 come and see this.
I want to write something of this kind some years to come about us.

iLegendd:
So, which do you prefer.

A. Being in your house watching fish / animals on TV
B. Being online debating with an angry/hungry Nigerian (who's looking for someone to lure into his Family Depression WhatsApp Group)

Choose A or B and I'll tell you the next thing.

adjain:
Hi guys,

I would be the happiest person on earth if you can help me with this!

I am currently writing a project about all the states in Nigeria, including a list of all the places of interest in those areas. I want to start with Nasarawa, Ondo and Abuja states.

I need people who can tell me some of the top places (churches, hang out spots, businesses, markets, popular bus stops, streets, etc) in these states.

If you are willing to help me, I can call you and we can talk on the phone.

Thank you in advance!
Abuja we have
Wuse market
Garki market
Popular places are
Lagos street in garki 2
Silverbird
Jabi lake

TissuePaper:
Well as an upcoming artiste I registered to perform at my University carnival. I was a very shy introvert so I decided to take some substances so as to gain confidence to perform in front of the crowd. Voila my time came and I was called on stage. What really happened I still can't remember all I know was that I started seeing stones, corn Hobbs(shuku agbado), bottle being thrown at me. The M.C just came to put his arm around me and walked me off the stage politely. How I didn't commit suicide that day I don't know. The most painful part was a girl that I was about to knack that was there. The girl said she saw someone that looks like me on stage. Me wey I be ode instead of me to deny I said yes na so she block me ooo. My only chance of getting laid at the University. 3 years after University at 25 am still a virgin na wa oo.

Froshloaded:
Okay I will send a new one

superemmy:
Good Morning Nairalanders,


I'm writing this with a bit of pain and anguish.
First off, let me begin by stating that I'm an Igbo guy mid to late twenties, working in a good company, well to do and capable of providing for a family. I'm dating a Yoruba girl who's also in her early twenties. We've been dating for close to three years now.

I love her, I know her family and they know me likewise. I've always been afraid to approach my family especially my mother because I know that they are (Igbo tribalists) forgive me for using the word.

But their belief in the "nothing comes out good of a relationship between the two cultures (igbos and yorubas)" is so strong that I've been forced to seek out help online.

My Dad is a lawyer while my Mom is a Business woman. Knowing my Dad, I expected him to have an open or liberal mind towards my relationship.

I was suprised to find out otherwise because as at this morning, I called for a meeting I've been dreading, to inform them of my decision to marry my girlfriend.

The tempo started low with me explaining and justifying the need for me to have my relationship with my girlfriend ending with a proposal for marriage.

Well after I spoke, my Dad, to my utmost surprise started illustrating about the clash of the two cultures and the waywardness of the Yorubas as a whole, we ended up having a heated argument as to me defending my girlfriend and her people that my Dad has no right to judge an entire race while citing bad examples.

It didn't go well with my Mom adding her icing to the tussle of words.

The meeting did not go well this morning.

Do I pray to God to soften their stance towards my girlfriend just because she is Yoruba.

Please what do I do? My girlfriend is really the best person I've ever met. I know it sounds cheesy.

I even went as far as telling my mom that my girlfriend is pregnant for me which she is not by the way.

My mom said, well she should bring the baby and we'll train the baby but the marriage is a no go discussion area and I should not even think of introducing my girlfriend to them.

We are all christians, we attend the same Redeem church both I the girl and her family. I'm not too churcheous while my parents are both Deacons and Deaconess' but my parents have a strong stance towards this just because she is Yoruba.

Please I'm not hoping to stoke a tribal war issue here
Sensible nairalanders advice me, I can bear insults too but help.


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StagethemTVee:
You don't know the LIQUID METAL? You need to be "lemove" from "nailaland"

Froshloaded:
No p

Froshloaded:
Hell yeah

I Stan
Vee
Laycon
And Dora

Froshloaded:
LMAO

Froshloaded:
NAH
Im looking at Dora The Explora

Whats up?
Did you get my mail

Gbegiri:
Totally..

Froshloaded:
Baby
So you watch BBN too

Gbegiri:
I'm rooting for a guy to win Sha. But my Nengi will get to the finals..

Froshloaded:
Damn
You supporting that bleacher

Alwaysachick:
Im liking her too and picking Wathoni was a cool idea. She seems reasonable.


No fave yet, taking my time can't stand nonsense, too loyal to change my mind...we pin to the end and beyound.

genius43:
It is not always by first HOH o. The dynamics changes everytime.

Gbegiri:
I like boss chicks.. Just like my MERCY!

But na guy go win Las Las.

Akshow:
you see what I'm saying...

Akshow:
lol. She de para say them no wash her cup say she de petty

Akshow:
This Lilo go like prick wella

MajorOvakporaye:
Shut up!!!