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darkskingoddess:
FOR THOSE OF YOU QUESTIONING ME. (I have been bombarded with emails the past couple hours)
Just took this pic on the same porch... it is same me. Yes I AM Darkskingoddess... I am not fake, lol!

True..your skin is beautiful.. what's your secret darkskingoddess

Woooow.. ..for real??hmm na wa o..scam everywhere..

lolu20:
Eva since I met d love of my life.my thinking about women,spending money for them is a waste.doe I couldn't marry her cos I met her married. doe,I didn't know.it started right from d first day,she went out of her way for me.it wasn't about money.u will spend money but not conditioned.since then,I don't spend anyhow for ladies.love should come first before money.let d guy feel u a little, d guy will spend all of his life making u happy.it is an experience I luv to share any time.in my heart ,she'll be forever mine.

Hmm she is married to someone else and you still consider her forever yours? anyway I can understand where you are coming from because I also fell in love with a married woman before and God helped us realise it was wrong so we ended it before things got messy..it was painful but had to be done cos my brother what goes around comes around o..

True talk

Nina4u:
so nigerian girls gonna be home chillin while the man go pay for everything? Thats fuk#ed up ...get u a gal that wanna marry u for love ..not money ..that works and pay for her own shyat....no money ..no seeex ...u have to buy her stuff ...thats prostitution in a nicer way than ashawos ...one naija gal on fb told me ..i got one bf paying brazilian hair..one bf paying recharch card ..one buy clothes ...wrf? Love dont cost a thing ..thats prostitution straight up ...get a freakin job lazy ass..

So on point..

udysweet:
Lol! As we never see any clergy. @Toks2008 fit join us jo and maybe finsh asst pastor join,lol. @Toks2008 were u dey na

Lol Abi o..but I hope the union would be recognized o aspa no be court or church we rush to do..Good morning dear,how're you today? trust your night was sweet?enjoy your day

udysweet:
Hahaha! Igala pple bad? I don't evn knw d diff. Oya pull down d pic,I've seen ya face

No not like igala people are bad o,just they are the majority in kogi state and when you say you are from kogi people automatically assume you are igala..btw how far with the clergy man now and all the ase obi?lol

udysweet:
Loool! See jare. You look igbo,are u ?

:oigbo ke..lol you are the first to say that,usually people say I look Yoruba o..I am from kogi state btw,and no I am not igala Lol..

udysweet:
I ddnt see the pishure jo! Pls upload again. Or can send a whatsapp to my details?

lol..ok ma..done,but u self no gree show us your face too o,don't deprive the world the opportunity to see those lips

udysweet:
But I tink say u been mention say pastor go waste time na?lol. Jus com and see my father,dem go giv u list. Jus tell am say u see one "beautiful monkey" wey run enter him compound,na d monkey u com colet,lol! My papa na old school&as he be say e don dey pray for me,he go jus giv me to u sharparly! Lol! Yeah,my weekend went well save for the heat of d sun. Had an exams job somwere in ikeja yday,got bak drained.
As for church I got bak hom by 6am as soon as I missed d bus and came bak to connect online. Was our covenant day of business and career breakthru. And I did partake and receive my own share of d annointing(stood in place for u too o)infact for everyone here.
And you hav been hailing my pic since o. I no kukuma sabi how u look sef,chai Abasi mmi mbok

hahaha yes pastor na waste of time but u know women always get to do what they want so somehow I feel that's what u want,for popsi shey he won't charge me plenty money for bride price o cos my plan was to sneak inside the compound and steal the cute monkey o silently lol,hmm thank you for the prayers,that is one of the qualities of a good wify..I have uploaded my pics but will take it down in a few mins..no yab me sha lol.

udysweet:
And then you had to go and dig out DDshow past post jus to mak him feel like a bad person,Melish? Me I don't like dis ur style o. I hv ur type in my elder sister. The churchy churchy type and spirikoko,trying to mak everyone look guilyt,pointing out faults,and makin pple look so imperfect even wen d Bible has clearly stated,none is perfect no not one. Jus aprecate d kind comments and move on,no need digging up past to spite d person mbok. I don't knw wether you will beam ur searchlite on me now. If u say you're 20+,its means ur not been truthful. And if u say ur 33 lik u told sm1 here(I cnt find were it is anymore) then don't do dis! There is smtn u planned on doin,on ur other thread. I dunno why but I tink you need to complete it. From your posting this night frm church,smtn abt determination cld be deduced. Now apply that to that project uav sudenly abandond. I need to see results! And like that lady told"ina nunti" evn tho u mak a lot of sense most time but u too stubbron,u no dey hear word! Lol.
PS:abg no go dig up my archives o,u be lik na journalist u be,forgt sef say na masscomm I read and I practise smal b4 I run away,lol!
@d rest of the house,how una dey? @torqque7 don ready to marry me o,were d clergy in d house mak e com join us togeda. Oh wait,why d rush? I need to sell aso ebi na. @torqque7 darling,wat color theme do we use? Mak we find event planner abi?lol
@klassik,where are u?

lol..I thought ase obi is suppose to be women wahala now?hmm you are in charge of everything o,my own is to show up in a suit..this one you missed church today I hope your pastor will agree to join us o..happy Sunday dear..trust your weekend has been awesome so far

udysweet:
Any pastor or cleric in the house? A wedding needs to be conducted ASAP,lol! Be like torqque7 don ready for marriage o,but we're mum on the bride to be,hehehehe.
Sebi dey said anytin can hapn on d thread? Ngwanu smtn is happening faster than we thot,lol!
Ok enof of my jokes jo,am fine torqque,hope you are too? My weekedn is goin well and yours?
@ddshow,haba wat happend? Hope you're good dear?
@Horduhark(I feel odd spelling dis name so o,lol) tnx dearie,abg I need were to get suncreen for lite skinned ladies cos sun dey show. Infact lemme pay d cosmetics,oh fashion thread,to see suggestions,as long as dem no go sell me wetin go kill me,lol!
@siamia,sis were hav u been? We've missed u o,work is really takin u away frm us. Pls show up today mbok ma,lol!
@all,I still love y'all as usual. For d 1st time I hav a thread I can kick off my shoes sit back relax and gist without fear,God bless dis thread and this forum!

Lol..pastor go waste time o..na sharp sharp things I de find o..cos that soup u made a thread on I have to taste is ASAP..

udysweet:
@Melish,thanks! By the way you can order one for yourself o,I'm here for serios business,don't worry I'll give u a huge discount
@Torqque7,hahaha I don dey fear o,if u kidnap me,walai nobody dey to com pay you any ransom o,unless I get pple wey love me wella for dus thread,lol!
Toks2008 my one and only oga at d top,na u biko,hope you're good?
And yay I get a namesake,Horduak. Welcome koko,nice to hav u here.
To d rest:sparkles ddshow nouvelle otunba dosunmu extravaganza(I got it abi) joebekz and the rest wey I never fit cram dem names yet,hope your day went well? Hope dos in Lagos no see traffic sha?
A bit of a stressful day for me and yes I did turn 3shades darker today no thanks to d lagos blazing sun,lol!(I'm shopping for whiteners o any suggestions,lol!)
If to say I be clubbie I for say mak I find one go jus to relieve myself but I tink I wld prefer a long walk on d beach and hav d cool breeze caress my face(I'm picturing that sef already,lol)
Oya enof,am out once again. Kisses!

Hmm no Ransome ke?sha at least I'll get good food cooked by my hostage (u)lol..only problem now is where to steal u from,I am thinking that beach you are thinking of is the perfect place..don't worry it will happen swiftly and you'll rest your heels where I'll hide u so the colour of ur skin will get back to normal from the 3shades sunburn..I sha hope those lips weren't affected o,they might need emergency mouth to mouth resuscitation..anyway how's your Friday going dear

udysweet:
Wow,that's nice! I left d whatsapp group o the very next day,for personal reasons. Guess a lot is happening there? I'm not missing out jare,havin my fun here too,
Dis my lips o chai,na jus lip gloss pink one o tan! Lol

Hmm I am sure the reason you left is no more there self,but you shouldn't run because of someone now u self lol..and you are MISSING a lot o so try and come back or I'll locate you and kidnap u back there lol..

udysweet:
Hey lovelies! Goodmorning,hope our nite went well? Thank God and TGiF baby,lol!
Welcome to the new entrants(gosh how can I keep up with names,Abasi mbok,lol!)Maybe I'll just get a note and copy out names in that way I know who is who. Really wish the way we are here we can hav a small get together one day and gist over drinks and all(trust me I fit cook afang and fufu come o,lol)
Have a fruitful friday y'all,hungs and kisses!
Am out!

Hi udysweet..hope your night was awesome? for the get together thing,I think that's in the works on the watsapp chat group.. its happening very soon,would love to see those lips and beautiful face live in the flesh lol..

udysweet:
Hahahahaha. Hmmm wait o,d way you dey describe pic wey I don pull dwn,e be like say d pic dey right in ur front,or has sm1 "tiffed" my pinshure?loool! Beta confess ya sins now o,anyway tiffing is allowed as long as pple dey see d neck and wetin adorn am,na d koko be dat cos I need plenty clients for dis season( u go fear marketing na,lol) strategy

lol I thief am with my eye and hide am for my mind since that day I saw it..hmm dey there now u neva see anything o..bin actually planning how to thief the real thing ever since sef..

udysweet:
@ddshow
Tnx a lot dearie! Wish u same!
@Torqque7,hahahahaha! Chai,dis my beads ,oh lips go land me for trouble o. Na beads I been dey model o. Oya no worry I cut d lips dash u,mak u jus find beta pink lip gloss dey shine am well all d time mak e dey fit mak u feel ok wen u dey look am,but pls on no account must u kiss it cos I go know for were I dey,lol

I'll try my best not to but not making any promise cos I could get tempted.. u self check am now av u looked at those lips lately? hmmm its like giving a dog a bone to guard..don't worry even if kiss it it would be gently and won't hurt lol..I av natural lip gloss on my lips so I'll transfer it every 5mins mbok lol..

udysweet:
Fine oga at d top,how's ur day goin too?
@Toks2008
Shoutout to @Klassik @Siamia @Torque @DDshow @OtunbaDosunmu @nouvelle @sparkles003 and the rest,pls pardon me o
@Melish,infact I need to see u,I'm so curios as to ur personality,no homo o,lol! And did u jus say u turnned 33 in August? I must hav missed dat part? So whre did the "I am 20yrs old come in" @Toks2008 abg dis babe is more than ripe enof ,mak we carry wine go see her folks jo! Who knows anytin can happen. Meanwhile me still dey on d lookout too,winks

Hello beautiful udysweet..I trust you are having a swell day?this your lips sha the cause traffic o and you don come remove am change dp ..it really goes with the name udySWEET..just dash me the lips I'll put it in my pocket and carry them everywhere o,cos they really look like a great treatment for stress, just by looking at them alone o..lol@toks..baba this your dream hmm should we pray for it to come true sir but this time the dancing will be done in your house not dance floor

fairlyisabel:
Wowwww this thread is still alive and has crossed forty passages. Siamia, gosh, kudos! Your handwork is still radiating. Torrque my good friend, I have missed you. I was on leave but has resumed so I cannot be as regular as I used to be. Joe I have missed you. Melish I read your comments and wanted to die in laughter. Abegi you will not kill me. I thank God for everyone on this thread. Siamia I suspect you are a very busy lady otherwise I would have suggested that you should take total control of this thread so that things will go the way you want them to go. But all the same, the thread will still touch lives. Toks, keep it up..

where did u run to?haba oya no more disappearing acts again o,you were missed plenty too..

siamia:
Gdmrn fine people and how was Ur nite?
Hmmm....ystdy, we had a fine and enlightening discussion on the group chat on businesses u can start with little/no capital.
One of the challenges that many 30plus and singles have, is the issue of financial empowerment. One factor that has delayed marital settlement is income. Simply put, many dont have good jobs. In fact, the jobs are simply not forthcoming. It is a classic case of demand being more than supply.
With good degrees, jobs are scarce bcs the economy is unfavourable. And what about those who dont even have degrees? What hope is there, but to turn to business?
Now, in going into business, many are hampered by lack of sufficient funds.
So, I ask the nairalanders in the House. What kind of businesses can a 30plus and single go into, that will require little or no cash?
Thus far, some have suggested recharge card selling, agency work in renting/selling property. I kind of like the agency work. Most agents are unlearned, but if we have educated people in that industry, I believe it can be refined and repackaged to offer better premium services.
2016 is our year of financial empowerment.
I wait to hear from u.
Good morning to u!

Hmmm this is a very important issue that really should be addressed, but in a country such as ours where nothing is consistent it becomes frustrating trying to come up with a winning business idea,most importantly if anyone where to start a small scale biz such as saloon,barber shop or even poultry farming the said individual would need a stable source of electricity to keep it going and maximize on profit,well as for capital to start up I heard the government has made finances available to youths(especially women)for SME,and as far as you have an ureka idea preferably in agriculture then you could access such finance. Google bank of industry and bank of agriculture for details.

PrettyHausaGirl:
The guy dey dull. He's not 21st century material

Rotfl..you this babe you get mouth,so which one come be 21st century material? plss tell me so I can upgrade if need be,Lol see your small mouth

mikolo80:
tell the truth
open mind
you're single cos you refuse to succumb to man
aka fish brain

Please don't use abusive words on anybody here,why would you say something like this?I hope you know you have women in your life(your mum and sisters)and judging someone is a terrible thing also to do because we are not perfect so saying she is still single because she didn't succumb to a man is uncalled for OGA,don't talk like a 16year old boy.

Its a bit disappointing what is going on considering the fact that it is seeing by a lot of people (including the young ones on the sidelines)anyway fights are meant to happen in life,we disagree to agree so its all good,but I must point out a few things here,am not blaming anyone sha but toks2008 you are a man first of all and then a politician like you said before so as a man I believe there are something's you have to overlook especially if a woman is involved, and as a politician one of your traits should be humility and willingness to serve and be criticized, that's what makes a great politician, so if you get married and read meanings to every little thing your wife says then your home will be on fire always,I don't think saying siamia must apologize before you make a comment again is necessary, it doesn't make you less of a man if you let it go,rather you will be respected more by everyone..@Siamia well as the moderator you should be more tolerant to people and be aware a lot of eyes are on you as the O.P,..I understand you might think toks attacked you but you should expect worse from others to come as the O.p,an eye for an eye makes the world blind,please my dear be more tolerant as a lot of young ones on the sidelines are looking up to you as a role model..Generally to all of us,we all need to work on these our little little behaviours(especially pride) because these behaviours could very much be one of the reasons we still find ourselves single.Pls let's all think about it,God bless us all.

grad2012:
ha how cud u say dat am not guilty am very nyc I don't use my own to hurt people I swear.

Really?lol..have you ever seen where a politician in nija agreed he stole money or is corrupt? that mischievous laugh gave you away instantly and I looked up your profile and you've got guilty guilty Guilty written all over you,well even though your face looks a bit innocent,but hmmm am sure ur bf would rather die than get u mad cos of the punishment you'll dish out (with your power),I asked him and he confirmed it to me plss o don't punish him cos he told me anything o

grad2012:
Kekeke

Stop laughing joor its a serious issue o,even though the O.P needs help sha but he is saying the truth,and men need to have a revolution cos you guys are taking over everything because of the power God gave you guys(abuse of power)hmm and this your mischievous kekeke tells me you are very guilty as charged,the crazy thing is it will forever be like that with men but plss biko you guys should use your power with mercy especially you

udysweet:
Good evening good people, guess your day went well?

Hello dear..howr you today?I trust your day was great as well?by the way what does mbok mean? ?

Toks2008:
Oya make una come answer nah

torqque7
coded06
DIVFAVOR
marcusagrippa
goodguygonebad
Sparkles003
fairlyisabel
halexito
siamia
Dosunmuoflagos
udysweet
tpiande
uchezzz
IceDude
tbaby123
joebeckz
gratefulme40

Yea I can with my wife,if I love her enough to marry her then going down on her wouldn't be a problem as long as she wants it sha..as for the story It really sounds unbelievable but things like this are very real ,the man could have some kind of spiritual issue and needs help,as for the wife helping with other girls it means she is not sound too and definitely playing with fire because she is encouraging him to cheat,she needs to see someone about it for help like a man of God and they both need to go for couple's therapy she and her husband.

Melish:
And it finally happened....

But then I wanna remind us all that just like in the days of noah.. People will be eating and drinking, marrying and given in marriage when the rapture shall occur.... Are you ready to meet your saviour?....

Choose Jesus today... He's the only way out

Hmm wonders shall never end..this melish child you have really become a nuisance here o..it is girls like you that become stalkers and stalk their boyfriends every move, the definition of a dunce is someone incapable of learning simple things..what part of stay away is impossible for you to understand? does it look like we are sinners or don't have our various religious beliefs? personally I think you need deliverance from this irritating behavior, you can't force yourself on people when you clearly are not wanted,all these hypocritical talks just shows you are the type of girl that can drink poison or do something crazy when you get dumped because you definitely are a girl that gets obsessed with things.hmm na wa o

fairlyisabel:
superb! You are the best. @torrque some people can be funny @times. Imagine insulting someone because they were rejected. Odi kwa egwu. I saw your info but becareful of the way you expose your contacts in the public sweetheart pls.

Yes they really can be funny,hmm with the small years I have spent on earth I have come to realize that it is best to give people like 90% benefit of the doubt and the other 10% for the possibility that they will always disappoint you no matter what so am not surprised that even at this age that you would except them to be reasonable about a lot of things,they are not,thank God for the way siama is handling everything... Anyway I really was skeptical about dropping the pin and it took me two days to make the decision sha I'd rather drop the pin than my number cos I wanted to hear your story outside NL ..Anyway I hope you had a great day?

siamia:
@everyone
Good morning, wonderful nairalanders.
How was ur nite? Thank God for His mercies ooo. Ur sleep was not interrupted by armed robbers. As He said, no evil shall befall us, nor any plague come near our dwelling.
When u have the time, pls go back to page one and refresh ur memory on the purpose of this thread.
Over 9000 nigerians worldwide are reading ur posts on this thread. So post something meaningful. Remember...u are 30plus. U may not have Solomon's wisdom, but the little u have, use it to impact lives positively.
Some of u who posted last nite did not have anything positive to say. In fact u are a discouragement to those who still believe in love. Do u think the rest of us don't have opinions formed by the hand that life has dealt us? But if e start voicing those opinions, it wud be myopic.
The essence of this thread was clear from the onset. But I can see that a few people here who derailed other posts, are here to do the same. Well God pass u. I've taken ur matter to Him.
Have a lovely day and God bless u.

P.s. If ur not on the whatsapp chat, ur missing a lot. I had so much fun there ystdy! I laughed till I fell off my bed.
P.s.s. Some people did not grow up with their mother and that's why disrespect is their middle name. When u ask me to add u, and I delay bcs I want to screen u, texting me insults is like pouring water on a stone. If u saw me one on one, even in ur dream u cannot insult me. I screen those I suspect, in order to protect others, especially the ladies bcs we are in the Last Days.
From the start of this thread, I hv not disrespected anyone. Therefore insulting me for not adding u is juvenile deliquency. Go and wash ur mouth with sugar.
Have a blessed day and don't forget to thank God this morning, and be a blessing to all.

Wow its very disappointing reading that people resulted to insults because they weren't added on time, if you happen to be one of such people I think you should check yourself again because obviously you have psychological issues and if you don't work on that you probably will find it difficult to have a meaningful relationship with anyone..@Siama more grease to your elbow dear keep up the good work,dnt let anyone's opinion discourage your good work.The lord is your strength

fairlyisabel:
Loll you never told me you were coming so it's good you lost your way.

If I had told you then It wouldn't be a surprise visit anymore now would it? I wanted to see that face you have been hiding but unfortunately I gave up when I lost my way but I'll still try again some other day..the next time I'll tell you so you can keep goodies to give me aspa visitor because am sure I'll be famished as a result of the long search lol.. are you on the watsapp group? sha this is my pin 563FAE36

fairlyisabel:
@ torrque, where art thou?

Lol I got lost o trying to trace your house and give you a surprise visit,how was your day dear?I have been praying for you so that God will touch you and give you a new perspective on things,you know now,I hope the prayer is starting to work sha..