This people Dont listen, why repair the pipelines when they keep blowing it up; this is just mere foolishness.
Agip, my advice to you goes thus
If u can't find a solution to this leave the pipelines alone and let them sort themselves out or just blow all d pipelines before the avengers get there and leave it for 3 months, patapata our government will think, get us off oil and avengers with have nothing to blow, they will become so jobless that they will even repair the pipelines themselves.

Between south south and Core North, I wonder who mumu pass .
who buhari epp, who jona EPP, op u dn bash, abeg gerrahere

anonimi:


The BLOOD of the innocent people of Agatu shed by Fulani herdsmen who came in from Libya, not so


https://www.nairaland.com/2968628/graphic-pictures-people-killed-herdsmen



https://www.nairaland.com/3059423/fulani-herdsmen-attack-soldiers-agatu


https://www.nairaland.com/2985282/fulani-herdsmen-shoot-david-mark-agatu

Bro, you are not making any sense.

chai, wailing wailers are so dumb they can understand a simple article.
The article is praising the Nigeria Army but also condemning the government for making the chibok girls the focal point of the insurgency while thousands have been rescued and gone under the radar. Smh.

nice

White waters

Hengineer:
Sir I'm sure you own a dictionary, or you could try google.

oga u get time o. People hear what they want to hear, see what they want to see. It's not only them, it cuts across all divide.
This same news was posted yesterday with a different headline on this same nairaland... just shows we still have a long way to go in this country.
People ruled by sentiments and emotions rather than logic. Smh.

greatgod2012:
This man is saying nothing but the truth, but it's only a pity that they won't admit it.
And then, their followers will soon be accusing Pat Utomi that he's saying what he's saying because he wasn't given ministerial appointment.
I just hope the VP, PYO will listen and convey the message to his oga. And I pray that God give the the wisdom to rule aright, because, indeed, this suffering is too much for Nigerians.

Pat Utomi said deregulation is the solution to the petrol crises, the government is doing just that.
what does this portend? Utomi is also archaic.

TheDauraMallam:

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Consume beer enough.

And kilishi

Briareos:
My answer will be based on a refined version of your question:

How To Be A Script writer in Nigeria?

0. Learn how to write a very good script. But more importantly, learn how to write a good Nigerian script. Trust me, most times, they are quite different.

1. Scratch any thought of being a full time scriptwriter from your mind. At least if you are just starting out.

2. Try to relocate to Lagos (if you are not in Lagos). But it is not absolutely necessary.

3. Study the industry very well and understand your market (your audience). Watching a lot of Nigerian films will help in this regard. You just have to consume those shit to succeed.

4. Find a mentor. Please find a mentor. I can't say this enough: find a mentor. Unlike acting whereby you see audition notices everywhere; in nollywood, writing jobs are kept on a "I know you and I recommend you" basis. Producers already have their go to writers. So you absolutely need a mentor.

5. Attend all the script workshop you can find. This is where you being in Lagos will help because most of the venues are always in Lagos. British Council Arts organizes several of these workshops. Search for Homevida online; they have short script writing competition. Pan Atlantic University just concluded a writing workshop. Chris Ehidero is gearing up for his second Story Story masterclass.

The purpose for attending all these workshop is very simple: TO NETWORK. Collect as much phone numbers and emails you can. Keep in touch with fellow workshoppers and start a conversation with them.

Nice.

ajepako:


blablablablabla and bla......

enjoy your blablabla...lt is allowed..

bla bla bla: wailer or zombie?
lol

Ratello:

We are definitely back to those dark days and any attempt by Buhari to play the Rambo will be hijacked by the "Western Powers" to mess Buhari up.....Buhari is about to go the way of Moumar Gaddafi if he choose to apply force. Some 'higher forces' are behind this.

lol, afi western powers na

MasterofNL:


You are free to laugh as much as you want, it's a free world.

You think they are blowing up pipelines for the benefit of all ND. I laugh. Lol
If fg should call them to dialogue today, they would forget you guys like chin chin.
If u are part of them, you should rejoice, if not I laugh at your reasoning.

Grundig:
Anyone who has Buhari's audience must advise him to consider dialogue.

These guys sound like they mean business.

It seems you don't know your president. Hmmn this man is stubborn and dogged; let them blow all the pipeline, he doesn't care.

MasterofNL:


You can see it from any perspective you like, from all indications, his government is not looking good.

Lol
Buhari will fly to france, jonathan is in London, The ministers are in abuja enjoying fully conditioned AC, the legislooters are enjoying.
You think you are doing this people, I laugh o.
Permit me to laugh. Lol

Chai!! why am in the same country with this people, look at them blaming Buhari. Bloody educated illiterates.
Otedola i salute you.

it may be due to stress, anxiety- social anxiety, thinking too much.
When you want to sleep try to phase out everything that worry you, be the master of your mind; control it to do your bidding.

Simple but complex. You guys did a wonderful job.
Its really a must watch for everyone. Once again KUDOS guys.

Mars

Antarctica

hucienda:
Fuel Scarcity- 2 months and counting is now the new normal- bearing in mind this is Africa's largest crude producer. What feat! Impressive achievement! Those guys at the Ministry of Petroleum Resources sure do know their onions, don't you think?
Competent leadership and know-how at its finest!

Congratulations Mr President!
Keep up the good job.

I just have to quote this ... very funny.
This is sarcasm at its finest

kennypoka2:



Thanks..really appreciate

I
If Emptyhen catch u I no dey dere o.

lupatim:
Hmm, Already I submitted 80 script. Someone got that but I did received any payment. I wrote that within 4 months. All of my practice goes in vain

How can u write 80 scripts in the space of 4 months? Oga u be machine ni or your name na Lienus.

Very funny. I laugh o. Nice work bro.

I love this. Let the will of the people prevail.
God bless PMB
God Bless Nigeria

odikimi:

if they should vote according to tribal line, what is my business? is my tribal man contesting ni? I don't blame u, u can insult because the mods are bias so nobody can ban u but if I do I will be banned. Is that not tribalism?

Let them do as they will, u just do yours. The change starts with you.
Am sorry for calling you a fool, I was really infuriated with that your comment. Peace.

odikimi:

if they should vote according to tribal line, what is my business? is my tribal man contesting ni? I don't blame u, u can insult because the mods are bias so nobody can ban u but if I do I will be banned. Is that not tribalism?

Let them do as they will, u just do yours. The change starts with you. Peace.

odikimi:

cc: Mynd44 see the last word of yo sophisticated brother and u r keeping quiet.

I would call you a big Fo0l again, I Dont care about the ban, its people like you that make this country what it is, not the politicians.
P.s I Dont post on nairaland, I just view and laugh.

Change is just a word, so also happiness, joyful e.t.c
Those who complain and point their fingers at the president for not giving them the so called "Change", my question what have they done in their own capacity to imbibe the change mantra in their own everyday lives. The change mantra starts with the people, the president is only 1 person, he is no superman. We have to realise that the collective will of the people is far 'stronger' than that of some politicians, the people make the system, the system doesn't make the people.
The change starts with us, until we do a deep soul searching, am sorry to say 'we'll just keep running round in circles'.

odikimi:

their typical way of life, they have to defend Osunbade.
Don't forget if pdp should take over 2019 they will loose out because Igbo man will be d VP. Their interest lies on tribalism

Tribalist!!! You want Igbo man to be vp for your own selfish interest not that of Nigeria, with this your clannish mindset I bet you 2019 will go the same way as 2015; People will only vote based on ethnic interest not performance. Fo0L.

tonio2wo:

I would have given you my own break down but let Me quote cyojunior for he has an excellent reply for you.
Gej met close to about 60 billion in the external reserve and left it to about 30billion. If you can research on this you would know the true state of this country.



We have been in similar situation before but we dint feel any pinch. Tell ur apc scammers to get to work!!
Revenue dropping is not an excuse!

Really, tell me more

tonio2wo:

He dint whine about the mess he met!

Americans also didn't wail like you guys do here