Why not try Iran MA, they are giving away free citizenship Ma.

you need a common lawyer.

Oga Red

I hail you too o - but i no envy you o, just hailing u.

NaijaKing

I hail you o, honestly. Na you get two passports- what a feat.

The thing be say, these questions na questions wey u suppose don know na! make i keep quiet b4 dem go talk say i dey envy your passports.

- if you like call me bush - i no send u. Asking you to ask me is just literarily speaking, i see you may be born there but still dont understand the language.

^^^^ Uncle, no fight, when you come back, start talking thru your nose, even little kids will look at you and say whats wrong with you, remember, this is Naija, noone send anyone. Noone is envying anyonem ask me how long I have lived in London, you will keep quiet, bros, i no envy anyone o.

Ol boy - so you dont even know there is 1000naira note? Fifteen years ago? thats just 1994. not too long ago if u realy ask me, and for sure, internet cafes were all over the place then.

The internet has grown large in Nigeria, wireless providers are all over the place, MTN, Globacom, Visafone etc. People browse the internet on their phones this days, people send and receive emails from their blackberry phones, you can buy one of the Visafone mobile internt stuff, it is very good, 21000 to buy the dongle and then you chose the plan u want, i have a 24 hour plan which i pay only 15,000 naira for monthly, if you travel and u dont use it, keep the donlge till you return, and then pay for the period you come back - its so easy, you dont need to go to internet cafes, my bro.

Brother! Some people on Nairaland might have intense bad feelings to people abroad and will defend Nigeria regardless of what is the truth but you will find that overall Nigeria has gone backwards. Yes, some people are doing well, have laptops etc, big jeeps, houses and are enlightened but my summation is that the quality of life for the average is down - trust, education, food, amenities, road networks and even quality of radio and TV.

Sir, this may not be 100% true.

@poster

You gave example of your timid boyfriend and you conclude all men are like that? hmmm - what a boyfriend he was? and whats wrong in a man running to seek advice from the woman who brought him to this world? if i have one, i will seek advice from her on all matters till i cant seek advice from her anymore. and beside, what is your definition of successful? that is a very very relative term, what is successful to you may not be successful to another person, my take.

A man, successful or not, who is afraid of a woman, is not fit to be a man, he is better not to have been born. Do you know the meaning of the word "afraid" or you want to use another word?

so that you can steal them?

Poster

Dont generalise pls. Who gives a f cuk about successfl women? If you are successful yourself as a man, then why will you be afraid of another human being, talkless of a woman?

Justwise

If you need my residence permit for the UK or for America, I will give you because, i dont realy need it. Better things doing somewhere else. You are not only a silly cow, you are a deranged antelope and a farting monkey.

justwise:

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Just shot it if u got nothing to tell him. Why do we turn every simple thing into a huge issue?.

It is you making a big issue out of my posting, if you dont like what i wrote, buy sand paper and use it to wipe your smelly butt hole.

NaijaKing

Can you imagine a ghanian, a Kenyan, a south African or a Togolese asking this kind of question just because he is going back home after fiften years?

Maybe you want us to tell you, please dont go o, you will be mobbed and attacked at the airport or something? What has changed/ In fifteen years, do you think things will still be the same? what advice do you want us to give you to visit your own home? Going home after only fifteen years aint no big deal bro, just go, be yourself, forget any foreign accent you may have, Nigerians hate peple who talk foreign, they wont even look your way, dont expect anybody partronising you because you are JJC, those kind of things were in the past, past, past, nobody sends anyone these days, just be yourself.

As per medications, do you have a weak imune system? why do you want to carry medications because you are going back to your home where the same food made you grow up? what has changed in your system in fifteen years? maybe they are talking of mosquitos, but say for food, hmmmmm, maybe they have a bad cook, so, dont use that as a yard stick, man, dont expect anything grandiose, and, try, try, try not to show off to anyone, that just pisses people off.

I expect this thread to go into 100 pages of argument as to why an airport is needed in anambra.

because they honestly need help - i live amongst them and i can see their buffonery- male and female, their emptiness.

SEFAGO

You mean I should send you money abroad from Nigeria - no problem. It is the likes of you we are ready to help.

Ajanlekoko

You speak the truth partially. 30 years to build third mainland bridge? hmmmmm. But even if it takes 30 years? which it didnt take, what is that supposed to mean? Then because of that, everyone should run away and stay behind the internet to shout at Nigeria?

@Tex

You realy want to know? He called his friends and told them your Mum is a bitch.

Is this not arrant nonsense? You want things to improve, yet, you dont vote, you dont pay tax, you shout on top of your voice on NairaLand how things are bad- why dont you just zip it up? Is this morally right? Shut up.

Amazingly stupid Nigerians will complain at anything good thrown their way.

Please, this is not a joke. If you are beaten, battered and dis illusioned about life where you are presently and you think the best is to go back home, we are here to help, we have an NGO to help you settle down. Is it the loss of burger you think is a problem, no more problem, do you think it is the loss of what then? Email us- info@lostinthedispora.com

You will be glad you did.

Some lost in the diaspora goons are so quick to refer to Naija as a shit hole, they compare everything they are "opportuned" to see in the West to things in Nigeria- pardon me, I have been all over the world, but I still have my head in tact. Is it right to make this comparison or is it just a sad state of the mind of many of these people?

Some kobo kobo are realy hard to spend, not even as a junkie.

Honestly speaking, most of you are so far away with happenings at home that it beats me hollow why you have to come here to write about what you dont know. Search on google for details about the Nigerian railway project and read the story as it was then, and as it is now.

@Yoruba

Go and ask the white South Africans and they will tell you there is a difference between south africa and Africa as a whole - do not be deceived.

Because it is not possible to love without giving, or to f cuk without giving these days.

@Proudly9ja

Most of your submission are completely false. The money paid b4 is still part of the contract fees for this new one.

Contract awarded- I am sure some diasporians will scream this is a waste of time and money. 10 months completion date. wow.

This seems to be a major take for the Yar Adua administration. Victory or Aluta Continua.