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a stadium does not make a club o. the trophy room makes a club. if u have a laoded trophy room like the one at anfield u'll understand

been recovering from my attempted suicide.

i'm so glad to be chatting with u my queen mukie

u are the single tree that constitutes my romantic forest a rare gold fish of inestimable value

yes love

abeg, we need gerrard in anfield joo. let captainship not distract my man. we have started well already. let my man flow as the reds' capt.

we know he is better than terry and even more experienced, but let terry take the band. make my man wear the red band and help the reds to glory.he usually carries luck.so the luck go the follow the reds.

terry has already started flopping. as makelele no dey to cover am up. na wa o. chelsea heeeeeeeeee. lol

wahala dey o.

toshmann:
cha cha cha cha umunnaaaa kwenu.yaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!

khm khm khm(clears throat) ehhm, onye wetara oji wetara ndu.

onye na achota nwoke luru nwanyi ohuru n'abali makwa ihe ochoro ihu.

imo ga ebi, abia ebiri, anambra ga adi, enugu adilikwa, ebonyi ya gazie, umunne anyi nokwa na delta, ya na mbamiri(rivers) ekeleeem, obu toshmann nwa mama. nwa amuru amu. nwata azuru azu o wee too buru dimkpa nwoke mara ezi nma, weee nwekwa ezi agwa. obu m na ekele unuoooo.

onye si na ogaghi adiri igbo nma, mkpumkpu doro kwa ya n'azu(iseee). odu ogologo to kwaa ya n'ike(iseee). afo dukwa ya n'imi.(iseee) ibi dakwa ya na umu ya (iseee) ya muo nwa ,nwa ya burukwa ossama bin laden(iseeee), ya muo nwanyi ,nwata nwanyi ahu burukwa ossama bin linda.(iseee)

ndi be anyi nma nma nuoooo(iseeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

translation: he who brings kola brings life
he who visits a newly married man at night knows what he wants to see.
imo shall live, abia shall live,anambra shall be, enugu shall also be. ebonyi, may it be well with you.all our brethren in delta and rivers state,i greet you.it is me, toshmann, an important child of our mother,well brought up from childhood into being a well behaved and handsome man. i am greeting u all.

anyone who says that it will not be well with the ibos, may he have hunchback(amen),may he have a tail(amen)may his stomach bloat up to his nose(amen)may he and his children have scrotal elephantiasis(amen)if he has a child,may the child be useless to him as ossama bin laden(amen) if he has a daughter may she be osamma bin linda(amen)
my people i greeet ooo.(aaaameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen)

whew!!!that was hot translation
@hotstepper,

translation fees=£200. payable to toshmann nwa mama @ #419 akirika avenue, enfield,middlesex, japan.

thanx

cha cha cha cha umunnaaaa kwenu.yaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!

khm khm khm(clears throat) ehhm, onye wetara oji wetara ndu.

onye na achota nwoke luru nwanyi ohuru n'abali makwa ihe ochoro ihu.

imo ga ebi, abia ebiri, anambra ga adi, enugu adilikwa, ebonyi ya gazie, umunne anyi nokwa na delta, ya na mbamiri(rivers) ekeleeem, obu toshmann nwa mama. nwa amuru amu. nwata azuru azu o wee too buru dimkpa nwoke mara ezi nma, weee nwekwa ezi agwa. obu m na ekele unuoooo.

onye si na ogaghi adiri igbo nma, mkpumkpu doro kwa ya n'azu(iseee). odu ogologo to kwaa ya n'ike(iseee). afo dukwa ya n'imi.(iseee) ibi dakwa ya na umu ya (iseee) ya muo nwa ,nwa ya burukwa ossama bin laden(iseeee), ya muo nwanyi ,nwata nwanyi ahu burukwa ossama bin linda.(iseee)

ndi be anyi nma nma nuoooo(iseeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

why cant u guys admit it? liverpool is superior. if we have the money chelsea has, ha ha haaaaa, we will win the world cup. yes, i mean the fifa world cup. we'll be soo good that fifa will grant us a request to play in the world cup and we'll win it

but u guys have it,yet, champions league final u cant even qualify. anyway, b/c maurinho was humble in cardiff, if anything happens to liverpool in the champions league this yr, i may give chelsea some support to win the trophy. just an olive branch, hope u guys will accept it.

pls can u guys kindly leave this thread. it is a private thread. cant u see. or cant u read?

zeby,

lagos state (population ~ 15 million) has a sizeable number of christains and muslims. how many religious riots have u heard from there?

so you justify the invasion of iraq with the theory that hussein would have armed hizbolla. listen to urself brother. check out all the lives that have been lost in that iraq. all started by the invasion. listen again to urself. u mean it is just?

i wasn't trying to scare you. i was heartbroken.

Akolawole:
Chelsea have played Liverpool 3 times in Champions league;

1) The first one was 2004, where they beat us by a GHOST goal.
2) The second and third are goaless draw.

##Remember we beat them 4 days after that drawn game in Anfield and inflict on them the biggest home defeat in 36 years, 4 goals to one.

##We collected the maximum 6 points from them last season.

## Two seasons ago, we were 30 points better than them in the premiership.

so why is it that whenever there is an important match such as a knock out or cup match chelsea bows to their red lords?
the most important player in chelsea is makelele. however,makelele or no makelele liverpool remains chelsea's greatest nemesis in recent times.

even maurinho unusually accepted that threds were better. LMAO we have beaten humility into the proud portuguese.

we always win chelsea

those guys don't know gerrard carries luck with him around. lol.

england's wahala go dey follow them around. lol. even today, capt gerrard vs capt terry (community shield) yet again liverpool won chelsea sighs when will chelsea accept the superiority of liverpool.

at least maurinho for the 1st time humbly said the better side won the game.

akolawale take note.

@kaecy5,

being a final yr student doesn't preclude ignorance. there are ignorant doctors,lawyers and judges etc.

the essence of the violence in northern nigeria is hate, envy, unemployment and sectarianism.

2 great goals from riise and crouch lifted me up from my suicide only for me to come and read this thread meant for two people but with sooooo many unwanted, unauthorised contributors. what happened to u muky?

anyway, the suicide was not successful, i was duped. the guy who took my money gave me a fake sulphuric acid. so when i drank it, it could not kill me .instead it destroyed my throat and caused more stress without killing me. so i'm in bed now recuperating from the corrosion of my throat.

whew! i never knew u were gonna miss me. and while i was getting glad i now read u hae a new guy. wow. no hope now.innit? i dont even have any energy left for another suicide attempt.

anyways, i'm too weak now for discussion
peace.

tell me guys. inwhich world will chelsea beat liverpool. some one tell me.

we'll never walk alone

we have started the season with chelsea. lmao

toshmann's last post

@seun,
thanx for the privilege
@umunne ibo kwenu,
ya gazie
@all
see y'all in heaven
@muky
i'll love u forever
bye nairaland

TOSHMANN GOES FOR SUICIDE

no, i don't trust u again  
though i still love you   (i can't change that)  

i have to go    
i'll see y'all in heaven  

are you serious love?

bye bye nairaland

see you guys in heaven(for those who will make it there)
       it was nice knowing y'all  

and thanx mukie for breaking my heart  

i go in peace,  
i wish i could stop myself from loving you.

oh   i wish   but i can't  

bye love   see you in heaven  

suicide

Gawd!!!!!!!!!!
this is the height of embarrassment and frustration.
i can't take this. i can't i can't
suicide? may be oh OMG

hey muky,
why the surprise? i thot we had gone thru this yesterday? were you joking when u made me believe it is now u and I forever?

OMG

great O-B-J



fine boy no pimples

GUYS, I HAVE ONE QUESTION TO ASK.

in the qana carnage, while i condemn the killing of women and children by israel's bombings, i wish to hightlight something. in that house which was bombed, there were women and children, what happened to the men. is it that the men left the war zone without caring for thier wives and children? where were the men?

we must come together and fight O-B-J and his likes and push out lunatics from nairaland.

@O-B-J

check this out

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-16992.192.html#bot

get the details

WE HAVE A NEW kING

LMAO,

@all

beware of O-B-J

@seun,

pls ban O-B-J

thanx bro

God bless