₦airaland Forum

anonimi:
Where are those who trekked for the dullard in Aso Rock
We need them to trek to London and fetch him back to his desk.



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SUPPORTED!!!!

coolesmile:
What is the aim of The Big Brother Show?!

blackylola:
Their aim is entertainment and rubbish

Wrong; their aim is to make money. Everything you watch is directed towards someone somewhere making money, lots amd lots of it.

CallmeGlad:
So this bros is married with a kid?And he is getting BJ from another woman?And the world is cool with it?Especially naija men?Seriously?

Imagine if reverse is the case...

Hypocrisy everywhere

Whose fault?
A) the married man who recieved BJ
B) the foolish girl who gave it to him
C) the foolish people who watch and patronize that show
D) A & C
E) B&C
F) all of the above

Oya answer

People often think that having a british accent means wisdom.

No it is not

Valkyr:
So The Prophet(SAW)dies unexpectedly during one of his wars...succession dispute:should a successor be chosen from the muslim community(Sunni) or from the prophet's family, precisely one Ali, theProphet's inlaw(Shia)... shia-sunni split, shia-minority group unless you are in Iran...

[s]Muslims come and teach o. no be only jihad and haram una go dy disturb pesin[/s]

Interesting. Thatnks for sharing.
Is that why Saudi Arabia hates Iran?

Frequently Mugabe is attcked on western media. I noticed I have never seen zimbabwe on tv during all these attacks. They only show a photo of him or show him in another country, abi Mugabe bannthem from Zimbanwe? so I decided to try and see this country somehow. And this is what I came up with.

If tuis is Zimbabwe, then no wonder they refused to show it on tv




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NAUSinu1m4

CFCman:
But we got peace of mind
No fear of robbers on the freeway. And people don't have to line up at a politician's office to receive $100. Most folks will find it degrading for a stranger to pay for their meal at a restaurant, or pay for their items at a supermarket.

But to be fair, if you are making over N1 million a month, I don't think you need to migrate to the U.K. or US.

I agree. And I tell my friends back home, if you have a good job and you are over 30yrs, forget coming over here.

Hmmn, Buhari and Human rights are like fire and water.

By the way why do they hate the shiites? And what is the difference between shiites and sunnis?

gypsey:
Absolutely %1000 correct you forgot to add fake vagina and fake prick too, but why you dey open fowl nyash like this na? But truely na so we see am o! Here in florida, me too don order brand new porsche macan on car finance.

My dear no vex.
Sometimes e good to talk true. So those planning to come over here go dey informed before they sell their last piece of land in the village to buy US visa.

How we go do na
Even the POTUS na fake. The real people who control this country arenbehind the scene.

Their elections na fake; many states put in rules to deny some selected people their right to vote.

Their freedom na fake; police here fit kill you at a moments notice over nothing. Them go tell judge say them been de fear na why dem shoot, judhe go say "not guilty". E don end o? U don doe be that

My sear, na so we see am

Pluto16:
Fake ass..filled with silicon... Arse don't freak me anymore cos 60% of arse in U.S are fake

Fake is the name of the game in the states.
Fake hair,
fake skin color,
fake breast,
fake butt,
fake wealth (credit card/loans/etc).
Fake education (some of those guys who say I'm a professor in the US na local community college dem go)
Fake happiness (many smiling photos on facebook from america are actially people who are depressed)
Fake jobs: (many people have no real jobs but they will say I'm a realtor, into real estate, teacher etc. Na lie. Dem got nothing doing
Fake marriages: you know every
Fake homes: those houses na bank own am . No be like naija wey u go build ya own house. Here na bank own the house, you go de pay mortgage. Dem fit vex one day come collect their thing

Fake cars: same thing here . Even me sef, I don order for a $39,000.00 car to be delivered before the end of the year, how much I het fpr my account? E no reach $4000 as i dey talk so , meanwhile my rent alone na $2k

Even sef the latest na fake men and women. You fit go carry woman u no go know say she was a man 2 years ago.

So my dear, chill. Na so we see am, no be we start am.

Southern governors wives forum

An expensive ego trip by unemployed women trying to be celebrities in a harsh economy at the expense of impoverished tax payers.

And someone still thinks Nigeria will get better in this generation? Not bc of these overbloated women but bc some of the unfortunate poverty stricken tax payers actually take them to be important celebrities.

No be today!

fxbot:
RUBBISH.... THESE NONENTITIES didn't hold prayer for the economy to come back alive. All of us will eat sand eventually if that is what will make are brains reset to factory settings... I will see if when food becomes so scares, any of these ODEs will have energy to sit like this or worry about their stomach.

You think they voted him to improve the economy? They just wanted a muslim northerner to be president. .

If Buhari dies today, you will see how these people will turn around and hate VP Osibajon .

Anyways, I want him alive. If he dies today, he will become a hero, get state burial and somehow people will forget the mess he made. I want him as president for another 20yrs.

I have no doibt in my mind that he will utterly destroy the nation . But i feel that's the only way Nigerians will learn to look well before electing an ancient man into a modern presidency.

Right now countries like Ghana, Botswana, S.A, even Kenya and Tanzania are moving forward.

Pathetic

For all you little children who didn't know fela or understood his music, this was the message of this song. Fela used music to deliver real political messages based on the hot topics of his day and in a fearless manner.
He was a one-man-riot-squad. He fought against military dictators. A warrior celebrity. He went in and out of prison and it didn't change his music or his message. He was the lone voice speaking fearlessly against military governments including Obasanjo, Buhari, IBB (sound familiar?) in the 70s and 80s. And he didn't ask people to join him only to chicken out in the last minute like 4faces of 2face, he did his thing "join-me-if-you-like'


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYAiw1DLBzE

Her back is sexy, in a rugged kinda way

Forgive me but I just can't get used to this tattoo thing.i don't think it's nice. I've been abroad for years and yet it still makes me feel it's not for decent people, especially women.

adadike281:
lalasticlala, abeg come o, dis one pass me o. our parents in d house, oya over to u. I go dey follow

Why no one de answer the guy na

Dyt:
Omo mehn
Different marital issues everywhere

You mean your wife takes 8 in her an.us?


And 11 deep down her punny?

dayleke:
This one gidi gan o...
I hope the people with experience can help you sha...
Good luck bro...

Admin401:
this is absolutely beautiful. i want to fill my room with sand if i could actually see them like that

If u see the earth, moutains, seas, rivers, rain forests, even deserts and the clouds from the sky you will be amazed by the beauty of this planet amd wonder why we fight wars when we can relax and enjoy the planet.

My two favorite views;
1. Flying into New York City at night
2. Once when I flew from San Diego to Detroit and watched the yellow sun setting behind the western sierra nevada mountains

leobrownish:
skin? e b like cement and sand mixed together.... can't believe this

Person wey get that skin nova baff

Lol, i like this guy

Lol make una see POTUS


Anyways, he's better than Buhari

This kemi woman no get job?
Jeez! What dyou gain by this?

kokosin:
d pple of Maiduguri have lost hope in PMP

And the people of jos, and makurdi, and yola, amd lagos, and benin, and onitsha, and PH, and owerri, and the people of the whole damn f-cking country are all tires of this sick, boring, incompetent president.

I hear the acting president is doing better and I propose he allows the VP to get more involved when he returns. And those prayong fpr hos recovery had better upgrade their prayers so this buhari can recover and return to the meas he created.

Meanwhile, Boko haram sef, dem no de finish?

This guy is anclassical example of a BIG FOOL ;

Chei! :
Going to university is not the same as being educated. Some soncalled graduates lack common sense

You guys should pray harder o, that man must recover and return to the mess he created.

Tell him to recover o , modafoka wants to become a hero and get sympathy by dying while in office and getting national burial. Nonsense.

Pray harder o.

Azonto! azonto ! Azonto ! Azonto!
Azontonto chei!!!

Abeg dear Tonto, Toshmann is very very very much available for you

Adi m very very single
Abeg notify me whenever you are in or around NYC or the tri state area. . .

If no be for Oga Trump, I for done daba Lagos to see u personally, but I no know whether Oga T go let me back inside

Anyone who quotes me negatively with regards to Tonto-Toshmann proposal, let me tell you, I have the Seven Thunders of Umuokpoirem warming up for you.

LePrezident:
. . .

I no get ya time. A di m busy (I'm busy)

Lol.
Umunwayi!
Umunwayi!
Umunwayi!!

WOMEN!!!
Trust them at your own peril.

Even the bible says we should love our wives, it never said trust your wives

@Op Waka!!

First of all, woman, why did you marry such a man?

2. Why are you still married to him.

3. Get out of that house and stop bringing your issue to social media. Do something.

Hmmm, so this man carry sickness enter Aso Rock, go there go mess up the whole country, only to turn around to die!
Lai Lai! We no gree. He wants to die and be a hero. No way, he had better not die o. Tell him to come amd clean up his mess before he dies. Otherwise we give him the Abacha treatment and disrespect his dead body.

Very Incompetent Ruler

Left a trail of blood everywhere

Increased insecurity

Lawlessness in high places, which is why soldiers had no problems molesting a crippled man.

Impoverished the nation

Fake anti corruption crusade

Shameless

proprince:
Northernans will not like dis

Meanwhile, has anyone noticed that since Buhari became sick and left the country, the fulani herdsmen have gone awol gradually?