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DirewolfofStark:
COME OVER TO OUR SIDE SWEERY AND LEAVE LIVERPOO TRASH FOR LAWMA


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You de craze? .
Leave the babe alone. Ask her out if you want, date her if you like(if she gree). Buy her gifts if u like but for crissake, dont you ever ever ever ever ever talk to her about leaving liverpool for that man-scum you call united!!

will they be angry if someone gives that mobey as offering or tithe?

This is why we are called 3rd world country.

Haaa! they've started again. Another smiley photo. Is this meant to tell the husband "look what you are missing"? Or is it another deceptive photo of fake happiness

Anyways, please whoever sees her should tell her that i'm still here.

#tontoshmann2017

omosefeeguaibor:
All na still quote

An special quote, your profile is a "substance of interest".

Are you single?

Ahaaaa. I no talk am? If this is true, then uou can see that in leas than 24hrs after the return of Bubu the Sai, the herssmen are active again.

crestedaguiyi:
sword or cross.

what is the drawing on that building

What dyou think? Of course its a sword. And whatblooks like a sickle. Symbols of violence.

sarrki:
Jubilation across Nigeria

God keep our president

I pity wailers and enemies of state today

I know they are in a state of quagmire

Of course we are sad bc we know what this means. More pain, more deaths, more fulani attacks, worse economy, human rights suppression, nepotism, bigotry and prejudice. Etc.

The dark clouds have returned to Nigeria!

Sad sad day

madjune:
Good news.

Dollar go soon rise again.

Fulani Herdsmen would soon be active again
Soldiers would soon start killing civilians again
Opposing voices would soon be silenced again

omosefeeguaibor:
Can this couple reconcile already, we are tired of their news gracing fp all the time mbok!

Hmmmmnnn. . . . . .. . . . Hmmmn. . . . . . . Hmmmn. . . .

Not trying to quote you o. . . . . na your profile photo i dey look . . . . . . Hmmmmn. .

The Veep has transformed the role of the president of the federal republic of Nigeria for the 21st century. He seems accessible, amiable, down to earth, humble, cool headed, and hardworking. A servant of the people. He has made himself so gentle and caring that a major newspaper described him as "not nigerian".
I should say, this is the new nigeria. If he can transform his appearance into policy successes that would be great.
Perhaps Buhari's temporary exit was not a bad experiment by nature. May be we should pay Buhari to remain in London, I hope he recovers but remains there till 2019, while the Veep changes the changes that the change campaign of 2015 brought upon nigerians.

Nigerian celebrities pls stop telling us about your failed marriages.
Settle your stuff in private or divorce quietly. Tufiakwa!!
Meanwhile, I'm usually sympathetic to people with broken homes or women who suffer domestic violence. So then Why am I not sympathetic to this babe?
Ahh I know
Bc I want to have her
#tontoshmann2017

hammerF:
We already know which part of Nigeria u hail from by ur comment.

Marriage no be anything 4 una eye, else u will not be jumping to marry somebody wife and baby mama.

From my part of Nigeria, nobody will marry such a woman. It is a taboo and his parents will reject it.

In Tonto Dikeh case, it is a capital letter NO... Actress, Baby mama and Divorcee, mbanu ana juru nka nua...

First of all, you didn't have to inject ethnicity/region into this.
Secondly, I'm a proud product of the SE and one of the pioneer contributors to the original igbo thread on this forum. This was almost 10yrs ago. Where u dey?

https://www.nairaland.com/225819/igbo-kwenu-kwezuo-nu-join/2#3403066 This is for some evidence

Thirdly, I said I want to HAVE her, not marry her.

Fourthly, talking about marriage, the most complicated institution on earth, sometimes hirls with shattered history like tonto can make good wives whereas some good girls make bad marriages. Don't ask me how.

Finally, take it easy. You are the future of black africa.

Pls these modafokas should stop bothering us with their stale marital catastrophe.

Meanwhile, someone remind this cry baby that I am ready to have her, no shaking.

#tontoshmann2017

Austema:
Oh Nigerians, we are one in respectful of our tribe

Big Lie!!

We are NOT one. The earlier we acknowledge this truth the better for us. If we realize that we are not one, we can now work on unity. But if we keep pretending that we are one, we won't see any need to work on unity since we pretend to be united already.

The first step in the solution pf a problem is the realization that there is a problem

henrydadon:
bros she is not for sale..but i wil accept

two range rover
autobiography

a house and a plot of land at banana island

7 iphone 7

2 mobile filling station..

if you can fulfil this little demand i promise you she yours

Ok no wahala, just send me your acc number, also send me your photo id with your name, date of birth and current address.

Ahaaa, the babalawo also said you should send a piece of your underwear and your former address amd a copy of your school certificate.

And all the money will be yours in due course

henrydadon:
the only nigerian female footballer that still look like a woman and still sexy as hell..

U mean the other ones resemble man , no comment. . . . but make I just laugh

anyone that think of marrying her must go through me.

Name your price, i want her

WeNoGoDie:
This man is aging so gracefully.

I almost began to think he's long gone

Same here. I'm So happy for him. These are people who brought some laughter into the homes of nigerians begining after the end of a bitter civil war. And they were paid peanuts but they did it from their hearts.

Chai! Zebu darling don win ride

CROWNWEALTH019:
GOD BLESS OUR PRESIDENT

Hmm, better say acting president o, before some people will start suspecting a coup has happened to their own again

How people wey dey europe no fit buy better luggage sef. Ghana must go bag na em somebody carry enter international flight

Anyways, take heart. At least no one will deport u from Nigeria. Good luck.

With this Buhari's economy these guys should be on suicide watch o

Papykush:
And they said I am harsh. Bro have mercy now

See my signature.

I have never known nigerians for committing suicide. since Buhari was sworn in, nigerians have chosen death as an escape from his economic gulag.

By the way, people should stop taking suicide statements as a joke. What will this his friend pino olaniyi say now?

Finally, depression is NOT a sign of cowardice. It's a sad situation that warrants sympathy and support, not mockery.

Papykush:
Not all, but majority...we see them everyday ma'am.

It's not the skin color. I tell you, bring 100 girls, all beautiful, all celebrities, 97 of them will be foolish. Whether white, black (both light skinned amd dark skinned and whatever color u may add), latino, Asian. Whatever. As long as they are pretty and are celebrities or well known in their own right, they will be foolish

lol at vaseline crew

ip2121918021:
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Ahaaa! I no talk am? Kim Kardashian sundrome.
E don happen o. She don become celebrity, whether we like am or not.

All you need is to be beautiful, sleep around a bit, have some public controversy, and perhaps a sex video in public, e don happen. Nothing we can do now, she's the latest celebrity.

Meanwhile, she fine sha

After slaughtering a cow as a sacrifice of peace, they will now invade a christian village and kill people then come back online to argue about a religion of peace.

Yeye people

Please, somebody tell me, is this a new thing in the north? Why are people acting as if they are shocked? Doesn't this kind pf nonsense happen everytime in the north?

This story get K-leg
Laptop explodes, burns his leg, and he died sharp sharp.
Na lie.

Even the photo sef show say that leg don decay finish, with enough infection.

If anything, this giy died from poor healthcare.

Nice kitchen. Money is good Sha

Please if Liverpool should loose again today no one should tell me

At least she's not bleaching

Anyone abusing this girl bc of nose piercing or leg chain is just jealous of whatever they think she has achieved.
If you are looking for whom to abuse, go to the girls that can't close their legs to get what they need, or should i say, what they want. Those who sleep with movie directors, politicians, husband snatchers etc those are the ones to abuse

davidif:
Dang brah, you still in this website?

Lol. Yep