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Politics / Re: Aminu Salisu, Dogara’s Outrider Dies In Crash (Photo) by toshmann(m): 3:23am On Mar 03, 2017
Forgive me for digressing. Did i read somewhere in the opening post about "retreat for wives of reps"?
Huh? In this recession? How much was budgeted for that retreat? And we all sit here like nothing is happening. No one is asking questions in this country.

Anyways, rip to the dead. But why must a speaker have all these riders? Anyways, we don't ask questions in nigeria
Politics / Re: The Economist Newspaper Lambasts Buhari by toshmann(m): 3:15am On Mar 03, 2017
queencalipso:
Buhari should resign honourably and save what is left of his supposed intergrity.

Integrity!!!
Did you "say" integrity?
This man told u that he doesn't have enough money to buy APC presidential form, he has no house in Abuja, Kaduna etc. All found to be untrue. Anti-corruption war became a movement for political vendetta. Nepotism is entrenched.
Godfatherism is taken to monumental heights. And you talk of integrity.

Abacha is better than this man.

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Romance / Re: Lovely Pre-Wedding Photos Of A Couple In Keke Napep by toshmann(m): 11:42pm On Mar 02, 2017
kenonze:



That's why u choose Liverpool?

Been with the reds all my life
In good times and in bad times.
Never wavering, never doubting.
Guess that's what love is all about.
isn't it?

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Romance / Re: Lovely Pre-Wedding Photos Of A Couple In Keke Napep by toshmann(m): 11:40pm On Mar 02, 2017
bjhaid:
man you quoted d wrong person

Oops
Lol. I dunno how that happened cheesy
Romance / Re: Lovely Pre-Wedding Photos Of A Couple In Keke Napep by toshmann(m): 6:16pm On Mar 02, 2017
badassProdigy:
Love truly don't cost a thing...


http://www.thisisnaija.com/2017/03/lovely-pre-wedding-photos-of-couple-in.html?m=1

BCISLTD:


angry do you know the cost of keke

grin grin grin

Honestly you can't get upset in nairaland cheesy
This forum has inbuilt comedians that can bring down hypertension in 2 seconds. grin

Chei! cheesy

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Romance / Re: Lovely Pre-Wedding Photos Of A Couple In Keke Napep by toshmann(m): 6:14pm On Mar 02, 2017
bjhaid:
thats due to effects
kenonze:
Lovely

Simple things is what my heart beats for

And I'm a very simple person cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Sista Afia: "I Sign Contract With Guys I’m Not Dating Before We Have Sex" by toshmann(m): 5:21pm On Mar 02, 2017
dikeigbo2:
So they sign contact to have sxs with you...and after they won't let of you ,as a real girl you are abi?.....I leave you with this latin words.... Temps fugit non regemus grin

More like "si obseres palatum, ut crederes sapientes"
grin grin
Sports / Re: Victor Moses Becomes Highestpaid Nigerian Player In Europe With New Chelsea Deal by toshmann(m): 7:33pm On Mar 01, 2017
NameChecker:
Victor Moses = Highest Paid Nigerian Footballer in Europe -> Over 100,000 Pounds weekly
Odion Ighalo = Highest Paid Nigerian Footballer in Asia -> 190,000 Pounds Weekly


grin grin grin

grin grin grin and by extension the highest paid nigerian soccer player (ighalo)

But I love Victor Moses; when the enemies of progress killed his parents in the name of religion, little did anyone know what plans had for the little boy. Another example of why people should never commit suicide, no matter what. Bc no one knows tomorrow.

#WhoKnowsTomorrow

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Senate To Visit South Africa Over Xenophobic Attacks by toshmann(m): 7:29pm On Mar 01, 2017
I'm Sure they have budgeted 700 million naira for this trip.

They should've invited the SA ambassador to answer questions & let our Ambassador in SA do the assessment of the damage and report to both the SA govt and the NG govt.

But no, our leaders have no sense and they are also greedy. Fela said it in the 1970s, today it is still as true as it was in those days.

#CommonSenseIsNoLongerCommon
Politics / Re: IPOB Members In Jewish Apparel Storm High Court Ahead Of Nnamdi Kanu's Trial by toshmann(m): 12:20pm On Mar 01, 2017
Please we are not jews, we are igbos. And proud of it.
Whichbone be all this jewish palava bikonu!

#ProudIgbo cool

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Travel / Re: 97 Nigerians Deported From South Africa For Various Offences Arrive In Lagos by toshmann(m): 6:00am On Mar 01, 2017
This is how ghana, togo and Cameroon etc will soon be deporting nigerians if we continue at the rate we are going
Politics / Re: Soludo, Utomi, Visit Nnamdi Kanu In Prison (Photo) by toshmann(m): 9:02pm On Feb 28, 2017
So why didn't these igbo leaders visit mr NK when Buhari was around? Or they just woke up to common sense. In a land full of elders it took a renegade young man with no experience in punlic service to put a serious wuestion on the table that Nigeria needs to answer. Shame on such elders. Yes, better late than never. But I'm not impressed.

Meanwhile, fpr all our friends/brothers from the north and SW, you don't have to agree with me. But the worst thing you can do to an ideology is to use force against it. Mr NK has put in an ideology into the mindset of millions of Igbos especially the younger ones. That ideology is going nowhere, and until we come as a nation and confront that issue we can as well know for sure that this country will split, if not in the next 10yrs, perhaps in 100yrs time, or 200yrs time or even 500yrs time. You can't oppose progressive change head-on. The best way is to flow with the change amd that way u can have a say in how tha change happens. Nigerian elders will do well to slow down, sit down with igbos as brothers and figure out a way forward. They need to listen to the igbos. Igbos have been weeping since 1967 amd all they hear from nigeria is "shut up". This generation may get away with it, but future generations of igbos will never forget, until a generation will come that will take that freedom by force. After 2000yrs the jews finally got their own country again. An honest and progressive ideology can never be defeated. It goes from generation to generation.

Almost any igbo teenager can give you a detailed
history of the civil war. Even though it is not taught in most nigerian schools. Bc the axe forgets but the tree remembers. People remember the asabe massacre, the pogroms in the north, the incessant religious riots all before boko haram and herdsmen's terrorism. The average igboman feels unwanted and unloved. The current president has made no effort to hide his bigotry against Igbos.

We are all Nigerians and would love to remain so, but this isolation of the SE has worsened everything especially under this administration. It has never been worse for the igbos since 1970. The only other time things were this bad for the SE was in 1984-1985. Who was president then? Buhari too. We don't need this separation. Let there be a change in attitude.

Let us have peace

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Politics / Re: Yemi Osinbajo Meets With Okezie Ikpeazu (PICS) by toshmann(m): 8:30pm On Feb 28, 2017
kenonze:
Osibanjo... a man that doesn't rest.
Ur protocol officer must be a very busy man
For a bedeviled nation like Nigeria, the president( or acting president) should be up and doing at all times. An educated man would know that he should not rest until the huge problems killing us are cut down. He would know that it is an emergency.

Only an educated man would know that. And "honorable commissioner"/VEEP/AP has showed that he is educated.

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Celebrities / Re: Wedding Pictures Of Gifty BBNaija Released By Husband's Cousin. "She's A Cheat" by toshmann(m): 3:28pm On Feb 28, 2017
Unfortunately, in this rotten world we live in today, this will make this Gift girl a celebrity instead of a public disgrace


Meanwhile, we need to investigate that name gift. Onyinye. . hmmmn. . . she has enough gift for UmuAfrika. . . . . . hmmmnn. .

Anybody got her number? cool
Politics / Re: "Buhari Has Prostate-Related Ailment, Over 80 Years, Revealed By UK Doctor" - SR by toshmann(m): 4:38am On Feb 28, 2017
Mugabe in his 90s look younger than Buhari. How can u tell me Buhari is 80yrs? That man is not less than 90yrs.

If he is 80 and he looks like in his 90s then he must be very sick.
And if he has prostrate issues, and his doctors ask him to stay back for some more care, and the stay is indefinite, hmmmnnn, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

For the sake of professional discipline. . . i will keep my mouth in a temporary state of suum lipsrsealed

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Phones / Re: The Too Many Lies And Fake Lives Being Lived On Social Media: My Experience by toshmann(m): 9:58pm On Feb 26, 2017
@op, good morning. Bc you are just waking up to what most people know. Even most of the people here on this thread supporting you are also living fake life if u get to their facebook page.

Just a hint, here's a quote I made recently on a different thread and a different issue. It may help with understanding


toshmann:


grin
Fake is the name of the game in the states.
Fake hair,
fake skin color,
fake breast,
fake butt,
fake wealth (credit card/loans/etc).
Fake education (some of those guys who say I'm a professor in the US na local community college dem go)
Fake happiness (many smiling photos on facebook from america are actially people who are depressed) grin
Fake jobs: (many people have no real jobs but they will say I'm a realtor, into real estate, teacher etc. Na lie. Dem got nothing doing grin
Fake marriages: you know every cheesy
Fake homes: those houses na bank own am cheesy. No be like naija wey u go build ya own house. Here na bank own the house, you go de pay mortgage. Dem fit vex one day come collect their thing grin

Fake cars: same thing here grin. Even me sef, I don order for a $39,000.00 car to be delivered before the end of the year, how much I het fpr my account? E no reach $4000 as i dey talk so grin , meanwhile my rent alone na $2k grin

Even sef the latest na fake men and women. You fit go carry woman u no go know say she was a man 2 years ago. grin

So my dear, chill. Na so we see am, no be we start am. cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Looks HOT In These New Photos by toshmann(m): 9:40pm On Feb 26, 2017
Hot? Hia!! E be like some people in Nairaland don't know what hot babes look like.

She's just okay. She's pretty. And for a fairly ised lady, she's very well okay.

Meanwhile pls someone remind this babe that I'm still available. Omere eme.

#Tontoshmann2017. cool

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Properties / Re: Every Nigerian Must Own House In 3 Years – FG by toshmann(m): 3:45am On Feb 25, 2017
If nigerians believe this, then I can sell you guys a bridge from port harcourt to kano for only 2000naira.

APC still de lie?

Ewooooooooo

Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh, The Scandal And The Wild Goose Chase. - Abuja Press by toshmann(m): 3:38am On Feb 25, 2017
Pls make una tell tonto that toshmann is verily readily available. No drama marriage with Toshmann the Great. cool

#Tontoshmann2017 cool

Politics / Re: Abubakar Shekau Kills Boko Haram’s Spokesman Over ‘leadership Plot’ by toshmann(m): 10:20pm On Feb 24, 2017
BiafranBushBoy:
I just came in here with nothing to type.

So I will just leave without commenting.

God Bless Nigeria!!
After reading your post, i decided not to make a comment. The comment that I have refused to make is the kind of comment that people will like to comment upon. But since I didn't make the comment, there is no comment to comment upon. If you think this post is a comment, comment enough to make a comment about, all I have to say then, is; no comment cool

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Foreign Affairs / Re: South Africa Clashes At Anti-foreigner Protest In Pretoria - BBC by toshmann(m): 5:09pm On Feb 24, 2017
Sanchez01:
It is high time the Nigerian government recalled her citizens living in South Africa as there seems to be more aggravation on the part of South Africans.

The best way to manage the situation now is to prevent loss of lives and properties. These people are crude and don't seem to care whose ox is gored.

Mynd44
Lalasticlala

Which government? The government that has yet
to stop the killing of her own citizens in southern kaduna by fellow citizens?
Better have a plan B, bc nigerian govt is almost non existent in these matters

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Sports / Re: Kelechi Iheanacho Trains With Manchester City Teammates In Abu Dhabi.PICS by toshmann(m): 5:05pm On Feb 24, 2017
dainformant:
Kelechi Iheanacho joined his Manchester City teammates for a warm weather training in Abu Dhabi. With the scheduled Premier League clash against Manchester United on Sunday, February 26 postponed due to United’s participation in the EFL Cup final that same day, Pep Guardiola’s men left England on Wednesday, February 22 for Abu Dhabi.

Despite not playing for over a month, Nigeria international Iheanacho was among the players that made the trip.

The players had a light training which included stretching and running at their base before some keep-ball exercises.

City are staying at the Emirates Palace Hotel, where rooms cost close to N245, 000 (£500) a night and facilities include 14 food and beverage outlets, two swimming pools, and a spa that offers massages.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2017/02/kelechi-iheanacho-joins-manchester-city.html


Money talks and bullshit works cheesy

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Politics / Re: Navy Burns Illegal Bunkering Site In Port Harcourt As Black Soot Takes Over by toshmann(m): 1:20am On Feb 24, 2017
Clinate chane and environmental activists oya, food don done grin

Nigeria is just too crude to be in the 21st century
Travel / Re: Abeokuta Ranked Fourth Worst City To Live In Africa by toshmann(m): 9:00pm On Feb 23, 2017
Sincere4u:
.So Abeokuta is worst than the present day Maiduguri?.

Well i don't know the criteria used here.

grin grin

Meanwhile, you mean to tell me this is Abeokuta in this 21st century? shocked shocked
Even for a pathetic country like Nigeria, this is too much. And this city has produced 2 presidents!!! Take note all those shouting for an igbo president. These crooks in power can produce an Igbo president from amongs themselves, another crook, just with igbo DNA, the end result wont be different. Instead let's campaign for 2nd niger bridge, federal roads, teaching hospitals, security, etc

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Politics / Re: Buhari Is Not Coming Back By Toyin Dawodu by toshmann(m): 6:36pm On Feb 23, 2017
obiageIi:

Once beaten twice shy, Buhari knows this (the north is waiting) and knows the vultures are waiting.
Buhari's resignation has no positive impact on this nation, the negatives can only be imagined.

I agree with this; let Buhari remain there as a de facto ceremonial president while the VP continues to actually do the governing. He seems to be more cool headed for the job, if the northern political caliphate will let him. If Buhari resigns those "only-notth-should-rule people will start agitating for another crisis.
Buhari thought he could rule this land in 2017 with his 1980 no-high-school-certificate brain grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Air Force Recruitment Screening In Lagos: Soldiers Punish Defaulting Applicants by toshmann(m): 4:19pm On Feb 23, 2017
Why do our soldiers behave like animals
Family / Re: Big Couple Excited For This Big Fish They Bought (Photos) by toshmann(m): 4:17pm On Feb 23, 2017
I love it when a couple love themselves regardless of what people think.

Area fada on my mind
Politics / Re: Why Osinbajo Refused To Sign 4 Bills From National Assembly by toshmann(m): 8:05pm On Feb 22, 2017
Educated man whose certificate is not in doubt. This is hpw educated leaders behave.

Unlike Buhari.

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Sports / Re: BREAKING NEWS: Abia Warriors Boss Okey Emordi Resigns by toshmann(m): 6:30pm On Feb 20, 2017
bazzyblings:
angry
We talking mmm u talking Abia warriors


I dedicate this FTC to those who lost their money to mmm at this trying era ... chuddy ooooo grin

grin grin
Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Attack 2 Villages In Kaduna, Kill Many People, Burn Down Houses by toshmann(m): 6:13pm On Feb 20, 2017
If anyone still has hope that this country will get better in this century, here's your answer.

With all these never ending killings, the only solution your NASS can come up with is to pass a land grabbing bill to take your land in your villages and give them to these murderers as bribe to stop killing. Apparently the money el-tufia gave them is not enough for them to stop killing.

And with all these christians being killed, what have your christian leaders said?

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!
Your mega pastors are busy buying jets and building expensive universities. They can't even speak up. Not even your pastor/vice-president/mere-commisioner/acting-president.

ABSOLUTE DEAFENING SILENCE from christian leaders.
And when one pastor suleiman dared to speak, they couldn't back him up when he was "attacked". It took a brave and audacious governor to come to his rescue.

And some people still think this country go better any time soon.

Wake up. Mumu.

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