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MissRaine69:
Will bae's tongue be made from plastic bristles? Will his tongue be rubbing against my gums potentially drawing blood?

But bacteria colony of bacteria is still transferred both ways.
I'm not saying I support, I just don't see the big deal in it.

MissRaine69:
Absolutely not.
I always have spare ones.

But it's okay to lock tongues with bae.

Kontunuu

Won ti gba penalty wo throw in

jonaifame22:
? Dnt get u.

I mean you write like a poet but with lack of rhythm and arrangement

This is terrible poetry

Me that just came back from Venus ayam not making noise, kids everywhere

Chelsea fans

Rorachy:
Why do you ask "Which school are you studying in on first date"?

Must everybody go to school?


Guys and graduates.

Tis a natural tendency, sake of the kids in case things work out between us.

Purpletee:
my eyes,
like Shakespeare once said, the eyes are the window to your soul

I love the eyes

Who's to blame tho??!

Table is turning, let's hear what the confused lot (feminists) have to say...

Who has a sniper here please, OP needs a headshot

Lannisters

Jodha:
Who's hushpuppi

Good question but I think the better question should be
What's an hushpuppi

Who else smells hypocrisy all over the comments

So single people cannor come and flex there again abi

Just when I thought I have graduated and parted ways with dy/dx

Rinualade:
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Where in Lagos?

Why does this Gloria look like ....
God abeg ooo

Evaberry:
...
so in essence this guy is a pedophile who fuvcked his student. if he were here in the uk he would be arrested

why am I reading such morally decayed story on my birthday


oh I forgot to add the ugliness of this lady cannot be explained. ..sometimes I wonder if men are blind

Did someone piss you off earlier or something, she ain't ugly, she average.
Happy birthday by the way

Funny and true tho.

But the truth is no one made her that. It was her decision. Why would you bank on people's (mostly strangers) comments and likes for validation of your relevance. It only depicts she has a low self esteem, shallow minded and probably lonely.

Chukazu:
If a man expressed himself that way, we called him "a macho " man but a woman does the same we call them "hoes"?

Feminist alert

The girl you're currently dating has at least one of the following qualities... There's no ideal person

Nice



But if it's to draw ordinary leaf in bio class, they'll look for a guy to help them

MarieSucre:
The woman that you're supporting said its not good for women to have sex and your advice is that we should get laid. Confused human being. You cannot even criticize properly Mtchewww.

Oh, my bad

ON MY PERIOD

There can't be a sadder super story than that

tosyne2much:
Lemme add to the list

Below is what to expect if she happens to be the only child of her parents

Most of them usually masturbate since their parents always place them on curfew at home

They are usually spoilt brats
that they talk to people anyhow because they know they always have their parents' back

Most of them are lazy when it comes to doing chores

Before marriage, they will start telling you how many maids they want, (even though theirs hands are not amputated ooo)

When you go to seek her hand in marriage, the interview her parents will conduct for you will be harder than that of World bank job interview

Their mothers are sometimes intrusive in their marriage

They cry over any little thing (even during love making)

@Last statement; speaking from experience

There's only one reasonable way out, put her in the dreaded friend zone till you think otherwise... That's what girl's do isn't it?

StarBukola:
Spanish weed at work

Lol. I thought it was kwara weed

A smart young lady just made some valid points here and the gutted ones are lashing out because she seemingly sold them out. Frankly, most of y'all are confused and feminists? I think they need to get laid real good

Adaowerri111:
Hottest corper

Obviously not... Lagos camp be full of hotter dimes

GloriaNinja:
OP, YOU NEED JESUS AND ALSO SLAPS FROM ME TOO FOR CREATING THIS THREAD, ALSO YOUR GRAMMAR IGNITED TEARS FROM MY EYES.

Familiar face here...
Hi