The guy with the chisel tho

..

And men really are dumber...

Science tells us that women live longer than men for a whole host of reasons,
but the most important one is that women don't even do half of the ridiculously
dumb things that men do. Seriously, what were you guys thinking?
It goes a lot deeper than forgetting to look both ways before crossing the street.
Men's frontal lobes, the part of the brain that deals with decision making and risk
assessment, develop slower than women's. In short, men are basically doomed by
nature and testosterone to be walking accidents waiting to happen. Have fun with that!


Source www.boredpanda.com/workplace-safety-fails-men-accident-waiting-to-happen

Her message is loud and clear BRI... She say make you swerve

Where we go come dey chyke dem abeg

Please, I'm not understanding.

Wetin concern jumia travels with toasting

A new zone has been unveiled today... The BREADZONE

Where's the letter that started with 'question mark' (?)

Love and sexual lust are key ingredients in a relationship, it's not a must that you have sex, but you must lust after him/her. Else, you guys won't quite be that connected.
The only people I feel what you described above for are Mom, siblings (or just any relatives), Or an overly not-so-attractive girl.

Say no to Blackmail. (You get me pregnant, you must marry me).
The end results of such union could be more disastrous than the initial problems.
Let him make up his mind himself.

There's actually an eatery in my friend's school called 'fork and finger'.
I wonder what I'll say if I'm going there without people giving me the 'I'm judging you' look

Na d kin opportunity wey I dey find op wan blow away like this... Nawao


My own babe, I no do all the chyking ish but one way or the other, we appear to be dating (with all the benefits that comes with it).
Obviously she loves me and she keeps asking me to define our relationship like its photosynthesis and I just always find a way out of the conversation.
I prefer the unofficial spontaneous relationship. intriguing and less demanding

Alondrah:
And the sane question remains: Are Nigerians the only Google users?

Google search is location sensitive... Except you change your IP

Malayy:
her number is busy..

lmao... tell me u didn't just try her number

on the thumb

they sell the admiration on OLX

no episode 12

Nigerian men can lie, and you used a white guy's photo for illustration. Just a question







Are u okay

I'll be back. Got Champions league to watch

Divay22:
Lol......na sleep eye

Lmaoo. You look like the Cynthia in the story by the way

Divay22:
why what

why you go quote the whole post na

Divay22:
See love...... Love travels far

Babe why nah?...

thanks op, but you didn't mention me in episode 2

Oga driver, park make I drop here.


But me I get TFare sha, I no be Nath

Nice one bro
But not everyone can be entrepreneurs tho. Cos I think that's the trend now.
Being an employee is getting way underrated and some people without clear vision of what entrepreneurship means quit their jobs and learn the hard way that their main purpose might be to help and support others in achieving their dreams. That might look like a second or third tier life purpose, but believe me, purpose has no class.
I'm an entrepreneur tho.
Peace

Nope, public liability asset.
Tip: If you must create a post, don't do weed, and if you must do weed, don't create a post.
How hard is that

Fabulocity:
Doubt it.

There's at least 1% chance of it happening. that's all I need

I, TosinDru of house Brotherhood, hereby agree to keep to the aforementioned rules, and under no circumstance shall I err to break them.
Signed, tosindru.

ToriBlue:
Goodnight.

Night dear...
OP, please it's too late for this bullshii

Fabulocity
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Although we've met but I wasn't smart enough to figure out it was you. We'll meet again trust me