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Whatever happened to the let the sleeping dog lie policy...
Anyways, I see people testing their partners like they are saints themselves. If I was the guy and I found out, I'm done. Everyone has a dark side and most people hate the ugly side of their personality, why would anyone intentionally invoke the part of me that I hate all in the name of testing

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Reminds me so much of Linda Ikeji and Oge Okoye

more... lol

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So, how should we help her

For me it's if we have common grounds. There was this girl loves and understands football like me, we clicked instantly.

Here you go

sexybbstar:
I will collect the baby and take care of it on the condition that she will not interefere into the affairs of the baby the moment she gives it to me......I will be the baby's mother then.If i later ended up not marrying the guy,i will give the baby back to him.


But if the tie between i and the baby is so tight,i wont give him to anyone then.He would be mine.

Easier said than done ma'am

Fresca:
Girls like to do this nonsense. Just because the boy sometimes is saving you from shame because maybe his thing will not do standing ovation for you maybe cuz he's not attracted to you. You will not respect yourself and leave peacefully. Before you know, he haff turn gay. Women!! is not every man that wants to do you. Naija girls think all guys are sexually frustrated and that they'll rush after them. Not the case all the time. We women need to stop this nonsense

You're the truth

My crush was watching us play football (secondary school then), and I was trying to shine and impress her, O boy see as I flop that day, empty net, I play ball go throw in. I just jejely substitute myself out go hostel

dingbang:
May 35th...

Oh, interesting... Your birthday mate dey, just chill

So it's May already, how time flies. Happy new month y'all. I rep May 11... How 'bout you?

SeyiIrawoDidan:
Why won't I have a problem with that? I have a problem with that.

Then steer clear of relationships...
The truth is no matter how committed you too are to the celibacy policy, a day'll surely come when either you or your partner will reach a konji threshold and be left with no choice

Of course you can, so far you have no problems with your partner getting the goodies elsewhere

#SayNoToWeed

Yes you are

TrapQueen77:
Dont worry if u have a stretch marks..this is normal & shoudnt be a big deal... Even these Celebreties like Kim K , Beyonce , Haley Berry, Amber Rose , Black Chyna , JLo to name a few have stretch marks ...

Halle Berry

I doubt

I'm sure feminists will still find unreal loopholes in this 4.9 Star post.. Nice one bro

I only know of scalene, isosceles and quadrilateral triangle...
Everyone must have been in it. I've been on both sides

Third mainland bridge is still there nah... Eediots everywhere

Was feeling fly one day, I was playing loud music and doing all the dance moves I know, only God knows how long mom had opened the door and watching me like 'what kinda weed did my son smoke today?'

Smellymouth:
Ode, Oponu, didirin, alaileko, obun, arindin, aditi, Onu irin kurin, elejowewe, alarinka, anuofia, Efulefu, onye nzuzu,Onye'ala, Mkpi awusa, amu ewu...

You forgot to add atòólé

You broke up, you begged to have her back and she sternly said NO.
Now you're in a relationship and out of the blue she wants back. It's not rocket science bro. She only feels bad that you moved on. If you take her back, she'll most definitely dump you again

FearlessDapsin:
Lol Relationship counsellor my boots! Even though ladies are naturally more brilliant. Really? Where did you get your statistics from? As for making a man submissive, why don't you experiment that on your son? Raise him with the mentality that a woman is his lord and master and he must always bow to their wishes. Leave other wise and clear headed women to raise their sons the proper way.

God bless you bro

MrsAdadinmma:
Both of you surely did not read al through!

You dumbheads just come to the comment section and started making claims of Feminism.
Rea through again and point out your assertions. Don't be sily

I was really interested and getting educated by you until I saw the bolded part...
You ruined the beautiful stuff you started with a momentary lapse of reason. You should understand this is nairaland and your post will not always go down well with everyone. You should have used a more proper language

vanida6:
i hate dis guy

Lol... I like him, always expressing his mind in his own way

Funny thing is you'll see ladies the OP is talking about come to the thread and shout 'Yeah, Spots on OP'. Hypocrites

Andrew liver salt and her stomach'll be fine

C is a winner... Who doesn't love spooning

The society... Is the society made up of men only?