How dem take count to know sey na two month ..chai! Being a celebrity is harder than I thought. No privacy

AnalQueenluci:
Sleep tight everyone , is raining heavily overhere ..

My midnight poetry
Titled: My Bed

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My bed ! My bed !! My bed !!!
Hw wonderful you are !
Sleep alone grow fat ,wt a man be a pencil lead
In my bed where paradise where,
Up in the sugar mountain of candybread


Alas' who bounce along in heavenly ambrosia
Sweet preety Queen of Sleep lucia
No man ! No nightmare
As i light my burning sweet myrrh'
I fear no Karkofonic pandamonia
Coming from touts of the mobleau biea

My sweet bed ,my sweet bed
How wonderful thou art!


Major luciana

Those grammars are too thick to digest mehn...I need u to teach me somovit

Jokerman:


Shut ti... Messi plays as a forward... In fact he has always played as a forward

Okaayy ronaldo play as a backward abi

anaton:
The most important thing Barcelona must do to win champions league next season is to sell LIONEL MESSI.

They should sell the highest goal scorer in Europe,champions league and laliga? Please repeat so I can know you were not out of your mind when you spit this thrash outta your mouth

I would have called it film-trick if it was a movie but this kind na face trick..chai! Make up na scam

I don't know why people focus on Nigeria alone there are fraudsters all over the world. Politician corruption or not,its all a personal something. Every body wants to be rich.

Questionnaire72:

That thing is a cankerworm. It is better to be a security man, beggar, house help, or bricklayer than to go into sports betting. What senate should close down is bet9ja virtual football league (VFL). They should leave the real life own for us i.e the traditional sports betting. What we need in this country, is technical schools. For those that want to learn any trade; hair dressing, handset repair, fashion design, iron bending, generator repair, barbing. Appreciate Training Centre (ATC) will be a national technical school, located in every state in Nigeria. Students of this special school, will have school uniforms and have proper training equipment and environment. In 2019, I tried to apply to tony elumelu foundation for this but I wasn't selected, for reasons best known to them. Secondly, there are no access to government loans, for S.M.E businesses. I have experienced all this things before;
https://www.nairaland.com/5163088/nigerian-police-should-leave-theives

Well said! But as all these gets to their right ears it passes to the left,and out. Our government is just so bad to dat extent

I was a nice guy all through until I saw myself as Dundee united getting inner pain though I still reserve some,I be baddd guy nau with little things bringing out d nice part of me

How d hell does he do DAT There most be an invisible leg we can't see...dis is wow!

All these ones their case is worse than a mistake... NEXT!

Yo hands up if you don't read all did chronicles just lyk me...its borin

Guys wey dey do yahoo jejeli una block them,those ones wey dey do their betting jejeli una wan block dem again and as if that was not Enough transporters were given hard time but the most annoying part is after graduating with the hope of getting all comfortable, that's when you get to know the real meaning of NYSC(Now Your Suffering Continues) What a bleeped up country we live in.

Oh my! Dis is so alarming dats y in dis life your health comes first den oda tinz follows

Are you stage ni Its on paper try coming all stage dressed like this..u'll..

I saw d first pics I no fret. Saw d second pics nothing do me. But when I saw d third pics I see DAT did one has turn to something else..whoever was near d two will know DAT iron sharpeneth iron.. Won't say much

All those pot bellied fools won't see this one o...I wonder who I was talkin bout

Funny thing about dis stupid fight is DAT they may even offer him 1000 to leggo of 50 naira but his stubborn nature won't let him reason

Jadsy01:
lol you don mean am before?

You no get?? As in all I thought was that this naira Marley will be did will be DAT but seeing him for the first tym he looks sleepy like d face our neighbour makes whenever he gets frustrated

So because you saw maggots you post online abi Godson! Where you dey? Contribute money to buy sense for a fellow I yaf drop my own

So na d naira Marley be dis? He looks more like dozing Marley

Tireless machine Even machine sef dey tire but he might be saying d truth sha if not tonto won't be so pained.

Amatarasha:


Ur type mere touch frm my hand u will pour out ur content

Akpurakpubem!! Let DAT word not continue its solid!!!

How come nobody mentioned me Apart from nairaland,I have been on other forums like dollarland,poundsland and even euroland sef

I hope one day someone will pay me such amount to leave Nigeria for good..I won't even come to Africa again...

She is OK since she want to show some bwess tell her to kukuma off d bra..we re waiting

Blood of Zachariah! Its so unbelievable and quite frankly am just so confused and don't even know who to trust anymore.... Almost all pastors dis dayz na scam.

Anagha123:
Messi didn’t achieved anything with Argentina, actually his compatriot Maradona - the greatest Argentinian player ever, and maybe the greatest who ever played football alongside Pele, said that Messi is like a “teddy bear” and he never been so right about that.

I have never seen so hyped player like Messi, If Messi goes to play in Italy or England, he would never score more than 25 goals per season! Spanish league is so non-competitive and non-tactical!

If you say to me that Messi is the greatest, I would name at least 10 players who are or were better than him (RONALDINHO, ZIDANE, RONALDO NAZARIO DA LIMA, PELE, MARADONA, KAKA, ROBERTO BAGGIO, HENRY, PLATINI, CRUYFF).


RONALDO still remain the GOAT.

You were stylishly making a little sense until you mentioned that messi can't score 25 goals in epl..25 Without playing in EPL just go and check the amount of goals he already scored the EPL top six... And as for you ronaldo fanz enjoy d troll while it lasts Barcelona for life!!!

Though its so painful I learnt a lesson yesterday never to give up and when i am on the way,never to relax so I don't get kicked out. But...Liverpool must to win this thing o!!! Else I go troll all Liverpool fans here x2.... Chai! Its a painful sontin.

Wordson:
Now where is TosinOsam, Oskar and dat girl called sth majik and all dose bar a fans?Una fada

Congratulations!! But win it first before ranting na..don't disturb me now am in a Sifia pain

Right now,liverpool fans are in sifia pain/pt 1 get ready for part 2 tomorrow

flemsy15:
upon say Salah, Keita and Firmino no go play, Barca no even use their church mind drop one of these two guys. This is wickedness

Really? I thought they say salah is alright na

Cozbymaster97:

Na the Congregations thing de trend na..
Are you outdated?

En en! Oya.. Hit me