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going to naming ceremony
is that what they send them to do in school
or it's part of their course work

Justfollowit:
Nice chatting with you. I need to go back to my books

me too.... take care

@ ggratia1. at this juncture pick up the pieces and move on. don't close your heart to love, just include your brain next time. I pray you find a man that truely deserve you.
people are heartless....playing with other people's heart as if it's mat

Justfollowit:
Google map for an image that looks nothing like a map.

If I ask you to assess your level of stupidity on a scale of 10. Wouldn't it be too much for my small mouth?

if you can't decode that image, it means you have sense-arch pls see a gynaecologist

Justfollowit:
But it is an image now

really? then use Google map

Justfollowit:
What's that

try use Google translator.

Justfollowit:
Mtchewww

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chidyhels:
Nigerian men like to be in charge
He makes the decision not you
He was raised in Texas that why he even agreed to move in with you
a typical Nigerian man wont try that.

You have a better version pls handle with care.

That's so no true. Nigeria men are among the most caring in the world. they act strong outside but are softer than an agege bread when with their wives. a Nigeria man has a "mumu button" called a virtuous wife.

sorry if I am rude....in Nigeria there is what they call wife material....treat your husband right and he will reciprocate the gesture. Action and reaction are equal and opposite.

so many years ago in Nigeria, a wife was having the same problem you are having..... she went to the priest to collect charm so that her husband will love and cherish her again. the priest asked her to come with the breast milk of a lion for him to prepare the concoction for the love charm.

There was one lion in the village forest at that time, everyone was scared to entered the forest because of previous cases of the lion killing people.

This woman took meat, stood at the extreme end of the forest call out to the lion and ran away. the lion got to the meat and ate it.

She did the same thing the next day and every other day, but in each preceding day, she got closer to the lion. and after a thousand days she was able to sit with the lion.

While the lion was sleeping one day, she extracted it milk and took it to the priest.

The priest was amaze at her..he ask her to go home and treat her husband the same way she treated the lion that if lion could calm down and be friend with her after many days of love and care, why not her husband.

So, my beloved Americana, if you treat a Nigeria man right, he will treat you better, find time to read about his culture and let him know you know. learn at least one word of his local dialect, and let that word be "Love". call him that as a pet name. if you can, learn how to cook a Nigeria ditch.

In Nigeria we appreciate women that spend money on men but we adore women that love and respect their husband.

What country are you from?
definitely not Nigeria
marriage in Nigeria is not for every billy, di.ck and pus.sy.
Answer my question

When first class and 2nd class the righteous hardly get job are scarcely save, what can 3rd class the unrighteous do?
this is not to discourage you.....cos you are not a failure, the decision you take next determine a whole lot of things.... see a counselor..... bringing it to a public forum is not all that a good idea....most times, the right decision is in you....look inward.
don't bother to thank me later, it's my pleasure

This is not the only picture snapped in the wedding. All the arrangements suggested by you guys must have been taken. This particular one, i think is to honour obj, who will continue to be a special guest in any gathering he is found within nigeria

You have gotten lot of lovely advise.
True love hits you when you are not looking out for it. With the "marriage first before friendship" and "relationship before contact" arrangement between you and this guy, which makes it a backward reaction couple with the advanced ages of you guys, the harder you try to love each other the difficult it might be cos you have remove one important element in the chemical reaction which is "fall". You fall in love, you don't force in love.
Don't restrict your heart to this guy, open you heart to love.

Why all these hates about UI?
U&I know that you eye UI cos UI will take you high and make you high
BTW let us all be proud of anything nigeria. I'm very sure the op meant to enlighten us and not to start up a debate. If you don't agree with him, kindly state your fact with source.
And if you hate UI so much, kindly branch the next available chemist and ask for vexpa on my account.

kzptin:
Which state did u write ur test bro?

Lagos

kzptin:
It was dragnet I wrote

technical

kzptin:
Please peeps who would be having their interview in lag on the 12th, was it dragnet u guys wrote, or u passed through the Aeti graduate engineers?

dragnet
and you?

swissyelsie:
Got an invite for interview from NBC. Venue is in PH... Who's with me?

me too. What date is your's?

24hrs. After asking her for a date for over 3weeks she finally agreed. I took her out, we had a nice time and I throw the jamb question at her. She said yes in english. I was so excited. I got home, sent her sweet messages. The next day I called my sweetheart but she sounded surprise with the way I spoke to her and denied ever saying yes. *blood of god*
Ever since then, she must say yes in three nigeria languages with a short video recording, an eye witness and a signed document to go with before I date her officially

Tell her to make her virginity professional. Only then can she apply for a corporate dicck like mine.
Shediot

Beckybeky:
Guess

you didn't include that option.
I think i will go with guess too

NaNaYaaah:
Haha..but sir u do know that i cnt become tall..if im shott coz God made it so

in that case, leave tall people's boyfriends and look for the guy that likes it in brief

NaNaYaaah:
To be honest i really cant figure out men anymore lol Like nothing is really good enough for them..it bores me now..
Coz if you are a thin girl you are a broomstick
If u have weight or curvy you are worldwide map
If you are too tall you are a pole
And too short you are a dwarf
If you are too dark..you are charcoal
And if you too lightskinned you an albino/bleacher
Eish...i honestly dunno wat yall want from us...hmmm

don't be 'Too ' anything. That's the problem.
You should have simply ask

At least he sells fish and bought 2 cars, you go and sell kpomo and see if you can buy keke napep.

I wonder where you guys get your 'maximum' and 'minimum' age limit from.
There is nothing like right age difference. All that is required is 'clicking and working'. I almost lost what later turnedout to be the reason i love life to what they termed ridiculous age difference.
Your happiness should come first and then other things can follow

Mine started when we went to dubai for our honey moon.

She rode on a mad horse. The horse fell her down the first time and she smiled and said to it 'this is your first time.

After some meters, the mad horse fell her again and she smiled and said 'this is your second time'

upon falling her the third time, she brought out a double barrel revolver and shot the horse in cold blood. I was mad at her for doing such a crazy thing, i shouted 'are you mad?'.
She looked at me and smiled and she said to me 'this is your first time'

to God be the glory, we are 25 years together now and happily married

^^^
Question for the gods.

4. BELLOWS

3. SCAVENGE

2. PEDAL