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Emma8043: . Imagine a girl telling me to step outside and get her recharge card around 11pm and dat it was too late for her to go out and buy.. I was lik WTF!!! If it was 11pm at ur own place, is it 7pm at my own place ? ur own na 11pm my own na 1:15am i was like wil i be compesated that same time wit some hot 4ork? All wat u say i score u %100

bwahahahahahahahahahahaha egbon nor use laff kill me oooo.. 1:15 am ke ?

molas02: Good make up, at last u sef don get more dan 100like now......oya smaile

egbon thnks jawe

Reiyvinn: Marieolae's DP:

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Jezorse kuraizt!! Why na? Why are guys thirsty like this na?

broda mi u hit da point... God bless you

Superstar007: Op. You are so on point., nothing dey vex me pass those guys wey dey thank babe on facebook after them dn accept their request. Like seriously, Na food

Another type of people I dislike are those that become vegetables once they see females around. If they are opportune to chat with them. . .They act like you don't even exist

may u live long broda.. U jst made a perfect description of my so called friend

Djicemob: Sometimes these female monikers are actually guys .I feel shame for these cvnt suckers atimes.I guess thats y we have more female monikers now, most guys are nw impersonating to be girls cos of the attention.I bet the actual girls feel like queens whenever the come on NL, away from reality.

gbaaaaaam I swear u have said it all..may u live long... Imagine a girl telling me to step outside and get her recharge card around 11pm and dat it was too late for her to go out and buy.. I was lik WTF!!! If it was 11pm at ur own place, is it 7pm at my own place ?.

When You message a girl once or
twice and she doesn't reply, don't message her again... She's not
the only girl on your list, try someone
else. But some guys no jst go wan gree

Ifecoded: as far as am concerned num 3 is d only point here, we dont think same way and u cant expect us to act in same manner. Thats y a beautiful lady to me may nt be as beautiful to yu as i had tot, guys are configured that way. Even pastors appreciates ladies that re well dressed attymz, 99.9per cent ladies gossip, its dia traits u cant take it away frm dem. And for every six guys u walked past on d road three are thinkin abt sex

bwhahahahahahahahahahaha egbon I don almost wake my ppl for house ooooo

abdulwastecx: why do u need to be that submissive. .. just because she is a lady

what I posted iniatially was so so rude and am
pretty sure u wld pick offence and
rebuke me for that if u saw it... So I
had to quickly modify b4 guys go
see am... No vex egbon mi

Raymondif: why are u saying am sorry?is she the one u are referring to....u are the reason why they created this thread.....woman bedshit

what I posted iniatially was so so rude and am pretty sure u wld pick offence and rebuke me for that if u saw it... So I had to quickly modify b4 guys go see am... No vex egbon mi

Djicemob: I hate the fact that there are lots of cvnt suckers on NL.

U see guys getting a b0ner jus cos a girl mention him,wether she insults him or not.
*U see guys asking for a girl's pin on NL not minding if she's on BBM or not.
*Some clowns even open threads exalting a NL female moniker.
* Sending PMs to girls they don't know .
* Checking out and commending DPs of every chick dat comments on a thread.Like is she gonna like u jus cos u commended her DP?

u ar on point bro.. They place so much hype on some ladies.. Most times, I wonder how these ladies feel

damola311: I hate that number 3 like hell...... And they will still blow incorrect grammar i.e 'thanks for accepted me as your friend'

bwahahahahahahahaha egbon nor use laff tear my belle oooo

Tazmode: u no dey hear word? U don c woman, u dey apologise lyk say u go get state pardon

egbon calm down... No be so ooooo

FIND YOU

This is not d mata of '' Do you know if the man she's geting married to is far beta dan all her previously declined suitors.. So many ladies have lost great opportunities and their future husband by the reason of their taste, pride, beauty and being classy and so on. Most times, dey ar being driven by perishable parameters which often mislead dem or mak dem choose wrongly.. If una like mak una criticize OP , na una wahala be dat.... This is jst nothing but pure fact.. I have seen quite a few ladies of such in my church who would screen you lik Gulder and Maltina Tv reality show audition yet dey end up getting married to a mouth-sealing man despite all dia yanga

Truth be told... If I were to place NL ladies on a scale of rank by hierarchy... I think Temigracie goes first

aguiyi: so you are a cleaner or who gets to the office by 6 am if not the cleaners and office assistant .

you even snapped something you were peeping , na wa o. who compose this junk for you na

This is where d truth is revealed.. May u live long my broda

OP I swear u jst said d truth but where dis ur truth and observation go land u ehn...U dey complain abt profile pix even wen som ppl no gree put dia gender... Start by uploading ur pix to reduce d insults

valmunich: I appreciate

u ar welcome... My like for ur Dp..

Nice shot bro... To be truthful, u mak sense wella bro

Most ppl without profile are usually the ones who hurl insults at other ppl's picture.... Wen u look beautiful in ur profile pix, u wld be criticised that ur pix is being edited or photoshoped and if ur pix no fyn again, dey derive so much pleasure in badmouthing ur pix...Shm

Op pls replace ur pix with a better one... The picture quality sef na wack. Cos am sure u look beta dan dat

Its simply because dey ar so myopic... So many ladies have lost great opportunities as a result of dis yeye act... On the other hand, I wouldn't blame dem because there's 80 possibility that wen a guy walks towards a random lady trying to make a conversation, he's probably trying to woo her

My dear Nairalanders, I know there's nothing to be ashamed of when you have no substance to give as offering but I personally feel embarrassed, ashamed and insecure when I have nothing to give as offering

I went to church today with an empty pocket but thanks to d envelopes which covered my fucck-up .. I jst can't imagine what it would be like if we aint using envelopes in
my church

So my fellow Nairalanders, do you also feel embarrassed, ashamed or insecure if you find yourself in this situation ? No forming oo

kevoh: Does this really happen in Church these days? . I dey miss ooo. Time to resume Church going...erm abeg which Church does this happen frequently?

bwahahahahahahaha which kind person u be sef ? I laff so tey water dey comot for my eyes

Bimfo: What do u want me to do

What type of Question is this Sef

Seun, Which kind mods U dey employ these days?? Ehn

Stúpid questions just dey hit FrontPage these days..


1) What if ur biological father is not ur father??

2) How will u react if u see some1 driving the same Car with the same plate number with you??

3) How will you react if you are eating the same type of food with some1 else in the Resturant


4) Can Davido Afford The Acquisition And
Maintenance Of A Private Jet?? Shoo, Na this 1 vex me pass, Wetin concern me with Davido, or he dey Feed me?? abi, Am I his accountant??


5) Have You Kissed Since The Outbreak Of Ebola?? ah ah.. Cheiii, Which kind question be this 1 again? Na U get my mouth.. even if I Iike make I go kiss Sawyer's Corpse, Wetin concern you??



Even if the Members no get sense at all, Mods suppose dey get sense na ..

Ehn Seun, Address this Issue ASAP, I take eledumare beg u..

bwahahahahahahahahahahaha I laff so tay ppl dey look me lik say I don get mental disorder... No let dem barn u ooooo

mencade5: the worst part is that these unmarried couples go to church together. I wish God could swift to strike all of them with thunder.

I swear... There was a time my fellowship papa was informed that our fellowship mummy was secretly live couples life.. WTF !!! An investigation into fresh allegations of 'living couples life' was made and she was gulity and she was removed afterwards

It's of no doubt that those who are affected by this write up would start hurling insults at those whose views differ from theirs

Those who co-habits by living couples life mostly end up swerving into BRT lane though it can be harder to find the escape hatch.

Living together means you will learn to share everything, such as money and problems. Also, good and bad habits will be revealed. Is it that guys or ladies who indulge in this act do dat to cool off their s*xual urge without running helter skelter for underskirt things or do they do this to test run the quality of what dey want to pay for?

So to d ladies, Can you live couples life ?; and to d guys, do you consider dis as a poo ? Do these kind of people repulse you ?