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samflexxy: Lol I snt a girl frm nairaland a pm and she replyed like 'what do u want' it was really annoying cause I was badly expecting her reply.anyways since then I haven't snt any nl girl a pm again

bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha nor kill me wit laff oooooo

Ademolapaul: ;Dwhen u talk too much about women,it is woman wrapper_ing at baby sitting level.....lol

mind you, what you are doin is also woman wrapper-ing.. Tryin to support the female folks so as to get attention and admiration... This is woman wrapper-ing at Pre-degree level

Ademolapaul: woman wrapper_ing

Egbon calm down now... This is not what we call Woman wrapper-ing

Baddestguyp: I am proudly one (online only)


Im guilty of 5 & 6 but I sincerely hate 7

baddestguyp@ ur woman wrapper-ing na 300L.. Jst no try graduate to d next level oooo

Tymax:
You no dey fear o
Waiting for the bashing to begin

egbon me sef don prepare for d bashing ooooooo and I don wear bashing proof... I don grab front seat

valmunich: I don't understand this Op, what's nairaland without fun? I wonder what we'll be doing in NL if one is to believe all that has been stated above

egbon calm down.... Don't take dis personal... Jst read my epilogue.. *Its jst fun*

RuudNisterooy: Lmao. After putting up a controversial piece, you should always expect an attack or series of attack and be ready to collect the ''stones'' like a man .

You go come dey threaten people with your closing paragraph so that dem no go attack you. Badt guy.

It used to be: Lastly, when a guy attacks or rebuke me
for this write up... This is the graduation of
woman wrapper-ing frm PhD level to
Professor level. i catch you o

hehehehehehehe egbon I swear na d best tin to do ooooo... If NL babes descend on you ehn, you fit even close down your account den open anoda one

Acidosis: Lmao Guys, please I need to ignore that woman @softsparky @tosyne2much

For the records, I have only 3 accts on Nl, one has been inactive for so long (acidosisTM); Infact I deleted the acct prior to data loss on nl. The other is strictly for biz (we don't do pms on that).

The few I send pms don't smoke weed. They won't say trash on nl

jst free d babe and no jst try send PM again

Idowuogbo pls stop all this... Are you saying Acidosis has been woman wrapper-ing since 2011 ?

Considering the fact that there are some pitfalls with
too much online interaction before meeting in person, so many sign up on Nairaland without any intention of going on dates but God can arrest you here.. You can meet your life partner in any of the session such as Politics, Food, Agriculture Etc . So anyone who tells you its impossible to get a future partner on NL must have mistaken super glue for vaseline during m*st*b*t*on

They might not follow you but they follow and watch every of your comments, so be very careful of what you post

1. Neva form classy babe on Nairaland feeling you are jst here to make fun and that it would be of great privilege and that you are doin NL dudes a great favour by posting on their threads or by quoting them.. When he sends you PM and he's like ''hello lady, I'm a Nairalander; and you reply, '' wetin come happen ? '' Haaaaaa !!! This habit is a turn off for most guys oooo

2. Never refer to any Nairalander as being silly, stewpid or senseless... Who knows if Andy Blaze, ATM Machine or BinGbabo would be the one to tie ur knot?

3. Are you man wrapper-ing on NL? If Yes, I'm sorry u wld possibly lose dat dude God has destined 4u on NL.. Do not follow too many guys on Nairaland.. A guy might have interest in you and when he checks your profile and discovers you are already following about 500 Male species, he loses interest and tags you promiscuous

4. One of the ways you can also lose your future partner on NL is if a random guy opens a thread and expresses his love for you. He feels insecure and loses interest afterwards cos he presumes you have so many toasters clustered around you

5. The kind of people you follow on NL is an encouraging or discouraging factor.. It's even better not to follow anyone than follow some people... Your future partner might lose interest in you if he checks your profile and sees you are following Top Nairaland woman-wrappers who are causing chaos, troubles and disunity on NL, examples of them are ___________ ( nor be my mouth una go hear dat one) hehehehehehe

6. He might not follow you but he follows every of ur comments in every thread.. He might jst be that graduate seeking employment and still living from hand to mouth.. When you post something like, I'm looking forward to getting married to a man who works at Chevron or Shell, he tends to get discouraged and loses interest in you cos he feels you wld definitely turn down his advances


7 Are you that type that gets angry and starts uttering abusive words at any slight provocation ? Are you that type that screens NL dudes jst like Project Fame and Maltina Dance Hall audition each time dey send you PM or quote you? He might feel you would also screen him like Gulder Ultimate Search audition if he makes his intentions known to you

8. Who knows if that short dark dude with a kind heart without a profile pix is the right to tie ur knot ?.. When you post a comment, saying ur dream husband shld be that tall, handsome and light in complexion man, this makes him lose interest and low self esteem overwhelms him

And in addition, there's no way you won't lose you future partner on NL if you criticise, rebuke, crucify or curse me for dis write-up


Feel free and spread the fun

Centrifuge4: U sound like a con artist. Dt's why i won't engage u wit my venomous censure and lethal vituperations.

egbon e no reach dat level... Are u saying u wld have engaged in e-internet fight or smtn ?

chemystery: OP, first of all, the age difference is nothing. Though she's still a minor and shouldn't be involved in any relationship yet. But OP i can't judge you cos many of those who came here to judge you wont say they never had boyfriends or girlfriends at age of 14-17. Even if you don't date her, she might be dating a minor like herself. Assuming you are 50 while she's 35 no one will shout age difference yet both cases are of same difference. People sef ehn. OP just no mind anybody wey yab you here. Na talk dem wan talk... She's a minor, and the age difference is large but OP it's a norm seeing girls of that age in relationships - in fact, most have lost their virginity to fellow minors. As for the age difference, very very much O.K.

*drops mic*

wisely said padi mi but frm my own unbiased point of view, I dnt think there's future in dat relationship.. According to d OP, he's now in his 30's and d lady is 17.. The only tin I can see here is dat, if the OP plans to have a late marriage, FINE, but if otherwise, I don't support such relationship because dat wide age difference is a determining factor.. OP, pls do some calculations and statistics and you wld see dat it might jst be waste of tym and resources.. I think for now, you shld be involved in a relationship that would land you in marriage in no time cos age is not on ur side anymore

Read the topic=» Walks into Thread=» Read the post=» shook my head=» Brought out my Dicck=»Pee on OP's head=» walks out of the thread

It might not necessarily be plan B.. Since it's believed that most ladies alwz have a few set of corresponding guys on friendzone level, she probably had picked one of them aftermath of the breakup... On a more serious note, plan B myt work for ur friend, but if you try dat, it might crash ur relationship and make your life become miserable.. it's not a good idea.. *Cheating is cheating so this plan B of a tin is jst a botanical name for Cheating

rottable: To me, it is the no7 i hate the most, It mostly common on bbm and 2go . I just consider it rude

chaiiii I swear I think say na only me notice am... Na 2go and Facebook dat tin common pass

Dubby6: U re right man...
But this one na O-level own
E still dey learn...but my brother check her dp and u go know say no be my fault...

hahahahahaha lwkmd na tru sha... No be rili ur fault oooo

nnekamezor: @OP u n dis ur WOMAN WRAPPER- ING talk...Lol u no dey tire By d way nt ALL Babes indulge in this stuffs u listed ooo...hey, there re still som DECENT CHICS out there

I hope u don't indulge in dis poo too ?

wincyhov: op always spot on(give him a tap on the back)

egbon thanks jawe

Houseofglam7: Which one be BRT lane again na?

u suppose don knw jhor... Lolx

Being sincere and straight forward on NL is the beginning of enemity and hatred, but wetin concern me, I will continue to talk my own until dey ban me

1. Eating as if there's famine in the land when a guy takes you to an eatery.. I have watched quite a few American movies when a guys takes a lady on a date only to find d lady ordering for ordinary coffee and that's all but an average Nigerian lady would feed as if there's famine in the land

2. Asking for recharge card online.. This seems to have stopped lately but it's something very silly chatting wit a random lady you added couple of minutes ago and after a few hours of chatting, here comes d question, CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOUR ?

3 I detest why many ladies can't make a simple compliment towards another ladies. They love to nitpick about everything from weight to hairstyle and everything in between. Only a lady will notice if another lady's shoes don't match her purse and turn it into a calamity. I tend to get annoyed when I see women being critical of another
woman's appearance. When they start
laughing and rolling their eyes about an
outfit or a handbag, it makes me feel
terrible for the lady being laughed at, especially if she's aware of d mockery. Women can be vicious.

4. Doing the boob-bouncing and ass shaking walk in front of guys in public. Yes, we know you're purposely doing it, and you look dumb and desperate.

5. Some ladies are more concerned abt their looks and appearance and not their room, dey dress really nice, smell good, have nice clothes on with the matching purse using it to intimidate others but their room looks like a pig's house!!!

6. Blatantly lying about their body type on Nairaland, Facebook and so on. Everybody lies about something on their profile, right? I would be so disappointed if you look lik Angelina Jolie on social network but wen I get to see you, and you look lik Osofia or Mr. Ibu

7. Thinking it is d daily routine of guy to always start up a chat while all you do is reply using mono-syllable sentence or replying as if you are being charged per letter... E.g yap u? Yup u ?, kul u ? K, tnx u ? E.t.c.. Ooooh common dis act is tatamount to being boring


And Lastly, wen any guy attacks or crucify me for dis write-up, this is woman wrapper-ing at PhD level

NinoBrown888: imagine in the middle of the ' deed ' the guy excuses himself and pulls out a feather, saying he wants to tickle her 'womanlisness'

hahahahahahahahaha laff wan tear my belle

Haha na ordinary cum una dey write dis epistle for ? It's as simple as ABC na either dem circumcise her or not... In d middle of the deed, jst take an excuse and pursue d next available Hen and pull out d feather, den use it to tickle her clitoris and she would definitely cum in few seconds... If this dsnt work, tell the MODS to ban me for a year.. * winks*

Ademolapaul: about what bro?

woman wrapper-ing of course

eph12: tosyne2much now I understand what you were talking about yesterday

hahahahaha lwkmd... Can you see despite ystdy's fight against woman wrapper-ing, some ppl stil refused to change

maynation: like seriously??


Woman-raper-ing.

hahahahahahaa lwkmd... Can you now see what we are fighting against ?

Ademolapaul: whao,u are fucking pretty mehn,u just made me understand the fact that black is truly beautiful.muaahhhhh

hmmmmmm ! Woman wrapper-ing at PhD level