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sacluxisback:
Good evening bros, you said you serve 95?
No vex Senior brother.

Don't mind me jawe bro

silverspringle:
So you actually believed this post. Don't be deceived not even an ugly 50 year old single woman will try this nonsense not to talk of this young cutie. Someone is posing as her or her account was hacked or maybe she's bn sarcastic.

You may be right but I challenge you to read Isaiah 4 Vs 1

WrathOfHadez:
So tosney, you served in 1995? I don't believe it.

Anyways, number 6 caught me:
While at the orientation camp at Agwu in Enugu state, we went on an idle stroll to sea the village stream behind the camp. It was a little bit far and windy covered with dense vegetation and tiny footpath leading deep in to this scary looking stream.

On getting there, I brought out my mobile phone to take a picture of the stream and behold, the villagers scooping water from the stream bed all shouted in alarm, some pleading that if I snap the stream the water would turn black immediately.

I didn't believe it until one pretty girl who looked and sounded educated and was home on holiday told it true.

When I turned to look around, every villager at the stream vicinity was still. Those carrying water on theor head paused, waiting; those scooping water from the stream were frozen midway and those coming down the slope were all still. I knew it was serious then .

A part of me wanted the adventure and the experience but another part, looking at the faces of these villagers, knew I would have more than the wrath of their gods to deal with .

Can you imagine? Some of these things sound like superstitions but believe me, they happen for real

otitokoroleti:
u wey dem never born 4 1995?

Ahn ahn Na so you think say I young reach ni?

birdsview:
I didn't say that...if someone wants to womanize then they need extra monies...bros you no go drink tea again?? Habaa..let's be fair na

Na true sha. Men must drink tea too

fabulousfortune:
Lol.... anyway it's ur opinion tho

I may be wrong though

orshaw:
I'm guilty of number 2...Thank God I've learnt my lesson.. albeit the hard way

Hope that didn't make you graduate into a member or IPOB or Afonja?

fabulousfortune:
Dis is so untrue.

Remember I said they don't stand a better chance than their socially active counterparts

bjhaid:
haha, I'm not talking of total isolation, I'm just trying to say there's no point in being in terms with someone you can't reason together or have an intelligent conversation with

That's true sha. There are some people you just have to put them where they belong

birdsview:
I fault no2..extravagant spending how? With #19800 in this economy? Habaa bro!!!

But the same 19, 800 is enough to buy bottles of beer and chase women abi?

Yellowdayzee:
Will you believe that I don't believe you

You don't have a choice but to believe me

Coldfeets:
Chai!

Bros tosyne2much you can lie o!

E be like say you too dey like mislead people with false information?

How can you say you served in 1995 whereas NYSC actually started in the year 2006?

You're wrong bro. NYSC actually kick-started in 1973

Get your fact right egbon

LordOfNaira:
Tosin, you served in 1995 Adonbelivit.

Also, you forgot to add "joining bad gang". For instance, me. I smoked weed and drank alcohol for the first time when I was serving. Many of the Corps members that I was neighbors with really corrupted me. I am just glad that I have stopped all that nonsense!!!

Are you implying that I'm too young to serve in 1995?

asawanathegreat:
That is nothing but d truth, I commend d poster of this message.

Thanks boss)

bjhaid:
Nothing like pride bro, you simply can't associate with some people

That's true true, you can't associate with everybody but remember that those who are socially isolated have little chances of becoming successful

Lalas247:
Na this kin list I dey like

You mean say you like the write-up?

donbrowser:
Tosyne2much and lists sha

E don tey nah egbon

1GB RAM?

Abeg when Nokia become Itel nah?

I wish I could be of help bro but I'm not medically inclined

efilimu:
In as much I agree that the requirements of these ladies are unrealistic, we the guys shouldn't relent in hustling hard to make it in life. Not for them, but for ourselves and family.

That's the truth my brother

Omafesty23:
That's my friends younger sister. Jeez buh she's too young na. Am so calling her elder sister now. Wdf

Could you guess her age?

Yigiyaga:
Whats all the yigiyaga about women? Use them for what they are worth and let them be.

And what should they be used for?

cgniyi:
LOL!

In that day seven women will take hold of one man and say, "We will eat our own food and provide our own clothes; only let us be called by your name. Take away our disgrace!"

Still I'm afraid of women that are this desperate, especially when she's this attractive. Fell there's something wrong with her somewhere.

Hahaha you don use laugh kill me ooo

wristbangle:
I sincerely hope they changed from their repulsive/impossible attributes they want from a man before they start seeking for deliverance when they clock 50.

Na so I DM one pretty slay queen and if you see the demand of this broke olosho eh!

Here are her demands and I am not fabricating the story.

1. Must be resident of lekki-VGC area in Lagos (for my mind I meet the criteria becos I dey stay for one ghetto area whey e dey Jakande, Lekki) but the rest wan make me go coma

2. Must be tall ( 6.5ft , I am like chai me whey tyrion lanister call short man )

3. Handsome and 6packs ( She said the face of Jidenna and the body physique of CR7)

4. Wealthy ( earning 7figure salary as a start).

She wan continue with point 5 before I rudely end the useless conversation.

Am sure she is still searching for her maga

Reality usually hit most ladies until they are almost approaching thirty

Darkseid:
I'mma pack my ride here for now.

Egbon, wetin you wan talk for this matter now?

eezeribe:
NYSC has since lost its value and it's the 'myopic' youths who indulge in the above listed...
lalasticlala,Mynd44

You're not far from the truth my brother

ken2tight1:
on point @tosyne2much

Na so baba

[quote author=Edehsman post=60490645][/quote]I've been busy lately bro

National Youth Service Corps can be fun and exciting yet a great time to define your goals in life, a time to build relationship, or any number of other things. It is a step closer to “real life" when there are pitfalls and landmines along the way that can derail one on the path to fulfilling your dreams and careers in life.

There are some major dark sides of National Youth Service scheme which are pathetic, thinking of various abnormalities participants are brewing on a daily basis which are

1. Having secret love affairs with students

Some male corps members are nothing but paedophiles as they are fond of taking advantage of the innocence of students entrusted with them to gain sexual gratification. It's very disgraceful to see male corps members jubilating when posted to primary/ secondary schools because they know they stand a very good chance of sleeping with girls that are below the age of consent. This is the height of stupidity being perpetuated by some male corps members and that's what some of them spend their time doing for a whole year then they return back home the same way they left.

2. Extravagant spending/ lack of saving culture

Spending recklessly, lavishly and ostentatiously on irrelevant things are common traits among some corpers of today. They eat with their two hands, go into debts and will still demand more money from home. In fact, even their khakis and jungle boots can easily be recognized by every beer palour in their environment where they normally have rendezvous. These are people who will return back home empty handed after their service year after which they will begin to constitute nuisance in the society by becoming IPOB and Afonja when joblessness hit them.

3. Lusting after ladies

It's not new to us that some male corps members are fond of chasing and sleeping with both village and rural girls out of NYSC exuberance. In fact, I, Tosyne2much, have even witnessed a scenario when a male corps member sighted his crush by and quickly dashed into his room to change into his khaki and jungle boot so that the girl will know he's a serving corper. Some of them impregnate these girls in the process and will head to NYSC secretariat for redeployment to another state in other to avoid shame and embarrassment. This is how notorious some guys can be and that's how curses follow them anywhere they go.

4. Married/Engaged Woman disguising themselves as single ladies in orientation camps

Many of us must have seen married and engaged women stupidly falling in love with random guys in orientation camps because of stomach infrastructure at mami market. These are ladies who find it difficult to their hold body for three weeks in the absence of their husbands/boyfriends. I remember when I was serving in Kano in 1995, a married woman and a guy were caught doing it on parade ground and were both sent packing.

5. Stupidly falling in love with play boys

Most ladies, if not all, get carried away by the euphoria of NYSC and that's why there's a high possibility of losing your girlfriend the moment she goes for service. This is the time they cohabit and flirt with anything that has two legs since their boyfriends are out of sight. They can even flirt with rifraffs such as native doctors and palm wine tappers forgetting they have boyfriends somewhere, and at the end of the day, they return home with syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia, genital herpes, trichomoniasis, HIV/AIDS, etc.

6. Rebel against native laws

No matter how some rules seem to be old-fashioned, corpers should endeavour to pay obedience to them especially those that are serving in villages or Shari estates. It has been observed that some corps members usually rebel against what they deem to be outdated laws because they feel they're too educated to obliged to them and that's how many of them invite problems into their lives. E.g sleeping with people's wives, oro festival, etc.

7. Picking pockets and stealing

Some corpers are notorious thieves who exhibit their stealing prowess in orientation camps and have been caught vandalizing people bags just to steal their money, phones, chargers, clothes, caps etc; and when they get caught and excommunicated from camp, they put the blame on their village people who don't even know their Call-up numbers. That was how a corper vandalized my bag and stole the three packs of Gold circle condom I took to camp and left me stranded.

8. Sleeping with NYSC Officials to get posted to juicy places

So many female corps members have been caught sleeping ladies with soldiers, camp commandants, gate men and photographers with the hope of being posted to juicy places. At the end of the day, they still get posted to ridiculous places where they have no access to light, water and network

9. Not allowing the service year to pass through them

First degree is now gradually fading out as employers believe it is no longer enough to equip you for a competitive labour marker and that's you must have something special to offer that will give you an added edge instead of expecting people to bow their heads for you because you think you have a Bsc. Many corps members don't consider going out of their ways to add to their knowledge but only fantasize about how they will work in Chevron after their service year.

10. Pride

Making friends and meeting new people right from the basic orientation exercise in camp increases people's chances of getting connected to the right people. Getting acquainted with the right people can be very resourceful because they may be very useful in your job search. Some corps members remain stagnant not because they are not resourceful but because they are too proud and pompous. They feel they are above any other person therefore they don't see themselves mingling and discussing with people that can help their situation.

Thanks for reading

I drop my pen at this juncture

Feel free to add yours

Written by: Tosyne2much

http://www.tosyne2much.com/2017/09/10-ways-corpers-ruin-their-lives-during.html

This thread is a slap on the faces of people wey no get babe/bf

Guys wey no get babe be like

I know say na ladies go plenty for this thread pass

dfrost:
tosyne which side for Ilorin. Stop that joke. Ahmadu Bello way, Taiwo, Yide Road, Tanke, Tipper Garage or where? Because my craving for corn no be here. Lag matter for corn don tire me.

I still chop corn of N50 for Ahmadu Bello way, beside police station last week and the thing big wella

Baba, Lag no be where person dey chop corn ooooo.