₦airaland Forum

Yewandequeen:
I knew I would find u here. U and women matter are like 5&6

Lalas247:
U na
U no be virgin Virgin of woman affairs

Ibenny:
No, but with a bottle.
He broke the bottle in my present...
At first, I was like 'what's this one doing'
Then my brain boot, then I knew he was a robber

Getintouch2004:
That was a very dangerous gamble you played there. The phone ain't worth your life dear.

What if they had stabbed you in the neck or chest? God forbid.

Next time, just give them the phone and the earphone sef. You can even tell them to wait for you to get the charger for them

Ibenny:
People told me this after...
They were even saying I should have shouted for help...I just dey look them, cos I know I where shouting then and no one came out...

Lalas247:
lol I be c cup my size dey market
Why u dey look my chest virgins no dey look me o .. na sin be dat

Lalas247:
Lol u don suck brezz before
U can't even hold number 8 size no dey market

Lalas247:
wetin u wan take 8 do

Ibenny:
Robbers demanded for it, I refused to give it to them...I had to fight for it like Jake Chan
At the end, I got stabbed on my right hand and they forcefully took the phone...
What humans can do for smartphones

The same thing happened to my villa mate back in school. She was sitting alone outside the villa at night (10pm) playing game on her phone and a thief sneaked behind her and snatched her phone. She held the guy and shouted "ole ole" thinking we would all rush out to mob the thief but her plan failed her because we all dashed into our various rooms with the speed of light for safety

The thief got furious and stabbed her to coma with a Smiroff Ice bottle . She almost died that night because three hospitals rejected her

It's not a good idea to wrestle with thieves because you don't know if they are armed or not

MuyiRano:
I operated mine last on the night of April 23th after the el clasico match. As a Barca fan, I still used it to upload 'their fada' on fb afta the game only for me to wake up the next morning but 'my phone no display again since den'
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Mayweather $300million(114billion gh) for just 1 fight. God punish any teacher that separates my son wen fighting in the school.

pweetiedee:
Daddy, does Dangote have two heads?

LaEvilIMiss:
Only foolish atheists have time to even bother.. there are far worse issues than a drunk shepherd and his coked-up sheep

joeeee240:
BLOOD OF JESUS! YOUNG MAN YOU HAVE MISSED THE POINT OF THE THREAD COMPLETELY. NOT ONLY ARE YOUR CLAIMS LIES. YOU HAVE DERAILED FROM THE THREAD. NAWA O WHICH KINE BRAINS WE GET FOR NAIRALAND SEF

lowkey28:
I toasted one and after 2days she said " Can you help me with 1k". Na so I block am sharp sharp. That one na thief na. If I tell am say make we do something she go say no .

QueenSekxy:
lol,,,pray such people don't come into your life oo

QueenSekxy:
I don't really know if your plan is to become a house husby..toysne I am not understanding o