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RomanceRe: Most Of The Mumu Romancelander Are In Here by tosyne2much(m): 11:59pm On Feb 25, 2017
darbeelicous:
bros tell us her moniker... Special love doctors like myself and my team will call her to order!! grin grin grin
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Seriously cool cool
Lemme table my issue before you then so that you will offer me relationship advice cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Is It That After Sex,you Just Wish The Girl Will Just Disappear by tosyne2much(m): 11:54pm On Feb 25, 2017
Jodha:
Maybe yhu read it with a harsh tone or something.. Honestly speaking.. I gave the op my candid advice.. That was what I thought he should do... It doesn't warrant any1... To tag mhe rude.. When I'm obviously the nicest person.. Anybody can ever meet(if yhu catch my good side)..
Good to know you're a nice person cool
RomanceRe: Why Is It That After Sex,you Just Wish The Girl Will Just Disappear by tosyne2much(m): 11:43pm On Feb 25, 2017
Jodha:
What? Shey yhu were here when he started it..
I hold no contempt against you just that the word 'ask your parents" was quite rude
RomanceRe: Why Is It That After Sex,you Just Wish The Girl Will Just Disappear by tosyne2much(m): 11:24pm On Feb 25, 2017
Jodha:
This is how yhu invite unwanted problems into yhur life... Did I mention yhur parents?.. "tagging the word parent is now disrespectful?"

Guy sorry to say but the igbos call yhur kind of persons "anuofia"..

Mind yhur biz.. Niggur..
hmmm
RomanceRe: Why Is It That After Sex,you Just Wish The Girl Will Just Disappear by tosyne2much(m): 11:23pm On Feb 25, 2017
Nickymezor:
Meaning wat ooo? smiley. Na persin i dey follow bring me come here o. I kinda glanced thru afterwards
It keeps me wondering what my potential wife is doing on a thread like this cool
PoliticsRe: Thousands Troop Out To Support President Muhammadu Buhari In Kaduna [PHOTOS] by tosyne2much(m): 11:22pm On Feb 25, 2017
14teenK:
This kind of people is the type you will show road to hell fire...and they go still follow am
Hahaha cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Why Is It That After Sex,you Just Wish The Girl Will Just Disappear by tosyne2much(m): 11:17pm On Feb 25, 2017
Nickymezor:
Hiya tosin smiley
I already knew I would find you on this thread tongue
RomanceRe: Why Is It That After Sex,you Just Wish The Girl Will Just Disappear by tosyne2much(m): 11:08pm On Feb 25, 2017
HealthRe: This Lady Was HIV Positive At 14, Her Looks At 22 Now (Photo) by tosyne2much(m): 10:08pm On Feb 25, 2017
optional1:
ok

but do you think she will let any guy sex her whem she knows her statue already...
That's if she wants to punish the guy cheesy cheesy
HealthRe: This Lady Was HIV Positive At 14, Her Looks At 22 Now (Photo) by tosyne2much(m): 9:27pm On Feb 25, 2017
optional1:
but how sure are you that it was through sex by an ignorant guy.
No I mean after she contacted HIV, an ignorant guy will sleep with her and he will be jubilating unknown to him that he will be in deep shit cheesy
HealthRe: This Lady Was HIV Positive At 14, Her Looks At 22 Now (Photo) by tosyne2much(m): 8:32pm On Feb 25, 2017
optional1:
haba even you toohuh Shuohuh

Is it only through sex someone can contact HIV..
She was just 14 when they discovered it..
There are other ways of contacting HIV but through sex is the easiest way
HealthRe: This Lady Was HIV Positive At 14, Her Looks At 22 Now (Photo) by tosyne2much(m):
And one ignorant sex guy will bleep this lady without condom and will be bragging to his friends how he found it easy to get inbetween her legs cool
CelebritiesRe: Rukky Sanda Poses With A Python At South African Zoo (Photos) by tosyne2much(m): 6:15pm On Feb 25, 2017
I no fit marry this kind woman oooo.. Juat imagine what will happen when this kind of lady catches you on another woman cheesy cheesy
CrimeRe: Help Nairalanders My Father Has Been Scammed!! by tosyne2much(m): 6:04pm On Feb 25, 2017
Greenbullet:
please tell se'un to push this to front page to enlighten people
I dont have the power to do that bro cool
PoliticsRe: What Happens If The Acting President Suddenly Gets Ill. by tosyne2much(m): 6:02pm On Feb 25, 2017
Olu317:
It automatically and constitutionally gives the Senate President the power to assume the position of the president of federal Republic of Nigeria....But all these are just imaginary. I hope you aren't praying for such to befell vice president Osibanjo.
I hope such tragedy doesn't happen cheesy
CrimeRe: Help Nairalanders My Father Has Been Scammed!! by tosyne2much(m): 12:38pm On Feb 25, 2017
FreshGreenLemon:
This thing is real. They also called my mom on a Monday morning earlier this month using that same format OP talked about. I was surprised she fell for the crap as she was about to make payment of 70k. My mom is well-educated, those guys capitalised on the latest Trump law of deporting immigrant - started making up bushiit stories and finally convinced her. They also warned her not to tell anybody that they will send her the account she would pay to when she gets to the bank. If she didn't confide in me before going to the bank, she would have been scammed.
Can you just imagine? These guys are now using Trump's law to scam Nigerians
PoliticsRe: What Happens If The Acting President Suddenly Gets Ill. by tosyne2much(m):
If the president and the vice are both incapacitated, then I think the Senate present will emerge the acting president
WebmastersRe: Top 5 Most Unprofitable Niches For Google Adscence by tosyne2much(m): 7:36am On Feb 25, 2017
Hmmm
Romance10 Statements Sex Starved Guys Normally Use To Woo Ladies by tosyne2much(op):
[quote] As we all know that sex starved guys are usually very promiscuous and below are the statements they normally use to woo ladies

1. "Money is not my Problem"

Since most Nigerian ladies are money mongers, sex starved guys usually employ lies and exaggerations to deceive these ladies that they are well-to-do even though their source of livelihood is from the meager they make from a local saw mail. They are very quick to talk about money within ten minutes of meeting a lady just to increase their worth and value. You see them needlessly flashing their toilet keys just to give her the impression that money isn't their problem

2. "I want you to be the Mother of my unborn Kids"

Not every guy that utters this statement really means it. Some only utter this statement just to ride on the gullibility of some ladies, and before you know it, they will jump at the offer and will widely spread their wide legs like the Atlantic ocean.

3. "I don't miss Church service"

Many will agree with Tosyne2much that sex starved guys normally present themselves as angels of light just to deceive christian sisters about their spiritually inclination. In fact, they might honour a lady's invitation to her church for Adult Harvest or Singles Programmme and you will see them falsely speaking in tongues. With this, they can easily find their way into heart of any christian sister and corner her into her room

4. "I don't date for Sex"

In this century, finding a guy that want sex from this girlfriend is likened to finding a politician that doesn't embezzle public fund. Nearly every sex starved guy that claim he doesn't need sex at the end of the day they will frustrate the hell out of the lady for what they initially said they never wanted.

5. "I always feel like Kissing your Lips whenever you Talk"

Those who make this flirtatious statement when having a conversation with a lady are nothing but sex starved guys. That is the best way to express their interest in having a taste of her body.

6. "I like Butts and Bosoms"

Whether you agree or not, when they get the privilege to engage a curvy lady into a conversation, they will begin to talk about their interest in ladies with elaborate bosoms and butts. It's safer to walk into a lion's den than walk into the run of such guys because they have little or no mercy

7. "I Will Die for You"

Most of these guys profess their love with heart-melting and mouth-shutting quotes that will sweep a lady off her feet. They cram the lyrics of RnB singers such as Banky W, Neyo and Lionel Richie and will pour it out to a lady. All their promises boils down to the fact that they only want to satisfy their starving joysticks.

8."I will Kill myself If you don't date Me"

Who kills himself for a lady? Just when a guy claims he's ready to lay down his life for any lady, you don't need Lalasticlala to tell you that such a dude has been starved of sex for at least a decade.

9. "God said you're my Wife"

I wouldn't deny the fact that God often shows people their wives just that most guys normally lie about it and will snatch people girlfriends. I remember when I was having a rendezvous with my girlfriend sometime at a beer palour sometime last year and a guy took an excuse from me that he wanted to engage my girlfriend into a confidential discussion which I obliged. To my utmost surprise, he began to tell her how God showed to Him after 40 days of fasting and prayer that my girlfriend is his wife according to God's leading. That's how most of these guys carry out their operations

10. You speak fluently, do you eat okra soup?

As funny as it sounds, some guys flatter ladies telling them they speak like angels and that do they eat okra soup to have had good dictions and vocabulary.

I drop my pen at this juncture cool

Feel free to add yours

Cc
Lalasticlala

Original Writer: Tosyne2much


http://www.tosyne2much.com/2017/02/10-statements-sex-starved-guys-normally.htm

SportsRe: Manager Ranieri Sacked By Champions Leicester by tosyne2much(m): 10:52pm On Feb 23, 2017
As if I knew this would happen.. I was actually discussing with my friend this afternoon telling him that I foresee Leicester sacking Ranieri
RomanceRe: Veteran Nairalander Should Show Us How To Make Fp by tosyne2much(m): 10:05pm On Feb 23, 2017
Nobleman18:
Cc Tosyne2much cool
What made you think I'm the right person to beckon on? cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Always Dodges Responsibilities by tosyne2much(m): 8:18am On Feb 22, 2017
bakynes:
OP your guy is a correct guy he shd not spend big on you at all. What of me that spent money on my ex for 4 years through school and service year and she later dumped me on some flimsy excuse. Which account shd I write all the money I spent.
Men shd only spend on their wives and not gfs. Na the next girl wey I go date go suffer am, I will simply tell her I can't give you money if your parents can't give you money go and fuc*k man outside me am not spending on any girl again ever in my life.
This your comment just dey sweet me ehn cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Always Dodges Responsibilities by tosyne2much(m): 8:10am On Feb 22, 2017
pcguru1:
A boyfriend would help If he wants to, but ideally he's not obliged to unless you are his wife, imagine he keeps spending and you dump him later on and he dates another girl and keeps spending. How does such a man save for his marriage life when he keeps spending like this. Also are your parents dead ? You come off as a liability. Its one thing to ask your bf to assist with rent but to pay off the whole rent is just sheer stupidity to me.
Nice one baba cheesy
RomanceRe: She Called Me Ugly, Yet She Is Madly In Love With Me!!! by tosyne2much(m): 8:02am On Feb 22, 2017
rosalieene:
lmaooooo
did you wake up from the wrong side of the bed
You shouldn't be embarrassing me now undecided undecided
RomanceRe: She Called Me Ugly, Yet She Is Madly In Love With Me!!! by tosyne2much(m): 7:32am On Feb 22, 2017
And Rosalieene calls me 'handsome" yet she wouldn't date me

#Irony of life#

EducationRe: Fynestboi Elected Secretary General Of OAU STUDENTS UNION by tosyne2much(m): 7:29am On Feb 22, 2017
Congrats Fynestboi.. Omo Gen Sec no be small post ooo

Make I send my account details make you Roger me something cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Nairalanders Are Having Sex by tosyne2much(m): 6:39pm On Feb 21, 2017
royalmoron:
Mr 10 10 is it true you paid #8000 to a nairaland girl without fucking her?
Why not ask the person I paid 8, 000 if I fccked her or not cheesy cheesy cheesy
RomanceRe: Nairalanders Are Having Sex by tosyne2much(m): 5:50pm On Feb 21, 2017
It's well embarassed
InvestmentRe: About-to-wed Man Who Drank Insecticide Over MMM Crash Dies In Abuja by tosyne2much(m): 5:19pm On Feb 21, 2017
Agadinho:
Then his body should be merged with other dead mmm members and PH to some other mmm members who demanded to GH.
cheesy

RomanceRe: I Was "Disvirgined" By My Aunt's Husband-lady Reveals On Facebook by tosyne2much(m): 5:13pm On Feb 21, 2017
Most ladies have turned their cousins and aunt's husband to ambassadors for deflowering ladies

Make una continue oooo
CelebritiesRe: Mercy Aigbe's Throwback Bikini Photo: Fans Slam Actress by tosyne2much(m): 4:52pm On Feb 21, 2017
I have nothing against her even though I cant allow my wife wear nor upload that on social media

BTW, Wetin con-sign me sef?

Maaaa kuku face the garri and kulikuli wey I dey drink jawe cool

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