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soberdrunk:
Looking at the pictures, you dont need a DNA test to tell you, its very obvious. Apart from physical features, there are certain behaviours i expect my child to display , i guess the man was just too ignorant

Hahaha funny u

StupidYorubaFool:
second leg bawo...

if barca fit beat PSG 5-0 then anytime I want straff Chioma make my manhood no work.

Hahahahah roflwkmd

StupidYorubaFool:
chisos where's my rope. someone is about to commit suicide.
Ayam finished.

Wait till second leg before we commit suicide

liepzig:
MY WIFE GAVE BIRTH TO A BOUNCING BABY TODAY AND PSG 4-0 BARCA IS STILL THE BEST NEWS I'VE HEARD.

Eeeehyah congrats bro

lionphil:
Dreaming dreamer. I love your optimism though.

That's the scope man!

Jodha:
Create a list about how gullible guys lose their virginity on valentine... And leave innocent ladies alone..

I leave you to come up with that

ugochukwufrenzy:
.15gb for 1,200 ...baba the baba..ur lıes çan move mountaın.

No mind am.. Rapture go soon catch up with the guy next time wey him wan scam

Berlynn:
thank God i am home nd alone tonight.... y'al keep On shading girls like una be saint... Girls dis girls tat... i give up

hmmmm

joliyp:
nothing speciaj am in ma rum .........abt to sleep...boring day

In other words, the write-up does not interest you shey?

HenryDion, I swear this your write-up make sense die just that it will not go well with the ladies

Nice one jawe

SirWere:
hahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha

You think say na Alaves or Eibar you dey play

I know say you go quote me.. Bad Belle

januzaj:
tosyne2much,you listed 10 types of girls that would lose their virginity today but you omitted Barcelona.
PSG are raping them presently.

Quote me during the second leg.. We shall cover the 4 goals deficit and send them packing

ominilongest:
..wake up bro..no b eibar u dey follow play 4 here o..if u chop am u chop am b dat

Ehn ehn

Even if PSG thrash us 3-0 in their home, we will surely thrash them 4-0 at Camp Nou

Hannysmilez:
This Valentine thing is not a joke o. I've seen different shades of red today. I stopped to buy yoghurt on my way home nd I literally forgot myself watching 'couples' romanticizing,really amusing.
Some people are just lost wallahi

You can see the length people can go just to celebrate val?

IYANGBALI:
Op your own no dey pass 10?abeg step up your game Jo,its becoming boring

Abi oooo.. You no lie at all

Fkhalifa:
How can you see guys carrying chairs outside their rooms

Nice and funny lines though.

Thanks bro

drdanny:
OP, I don't understand... How can you say a lady "with high libido" is a virgin? How will she become libidous if she's never had sex? Many virgins are usually sex-naive till they get popped then the hormones get unleashed!

I think libido has nothing to do with virginity bro

sweetboiy:
Mr 10 is back.

I have always been around bro

0ubenji:
U mean u av been keeping ur akube self tin wedding night baa?

You don get am baba

Kherry:
papa slim........

Have I said anything wrong?

sanpipita:
Number 3 is true, guys intentionally keep no chairs in their rooms cos the girl will have no place to sit than the bed, its an old and still effective trick.

I dey tell you.. The trick still works

Kaxmytex:
Dem don take 10naira swear 4 diz guy...

he jux dey disturb evrywhr wit 10 dis, 10 dat
guy, u nid deliverance o, go meet 10 different prophet on 10 different mountain in 10 different cities

That's my ministry you know?

augster:
Mr TenTen
How many girls you don knack today

I don't do such bro.. I have been keeping myself till my wedding night

[quote] During Valentine's day celebration in Nigeria, there are various immoral behaviours usually exhibited by both guys and ladies under the guise of showing love and affection, which is due to the general misconceptions Nigerians normally have about valentine.

Valentine’s day, which should be a day of showing love and affection to other people, has now become a day when boyfriends and girlfriends celebrate it with marathon SEX

Without wasting time, below are the categories of ladies that will lose their virginity on valentine's day

1. Ladies with High Libido

Some ladies have high libido that they may find it very hard to resist the touch of a guy who expertly caresses their butts and bosoms. Most guys who invite ladies to their room for a 'one-on-one' valentine's day celebration cannot be trusted that much as they can take advantage of a lady with high libido and before you know it, they have already tumbled beneath the sheets.

2. Ladies who visit Guys with Sugarcoated Mouths

Some guys with sugarcoated mouths will definitely be richer than Dangote if they sell goods inside BRT, danfo and molue, because they will find it very easy to convince people to buy their products and they will make high sales and will join the league of billionaires in Nigeria. Any lady who visits these kind of guys is subject to sex as they will coerce her into sex using their sugarcoated mouths to UnCloth her.

3. Virgin Ladies Who Visit Guys Without Chairs in their rooms

This morning, I saw a guy in my villa packing out his chairs and tables before the arrival of a female visitor whom he was expecting. Tosyne2much needed no one to him that this dude wanted the lady to have no place to sit other than his bed, so that he can comb her. It's a very dangerous thing for a lady to go spend val with a guy without chairs or tables in his room.

4. Emotionally Weak Ladies

Some ladies are emotionally weak that they can fall to the pressures being mounted on them by their boyfriends. The funniest thing is that most guys who have long been starved sex since 1995 see Valentine’s day as a day their girlfriends should compensate them with sex for their endurance and celibacy. Any lady who is not emotionally strong will surely subdue to the pressures because some of them guys can go as far as prostrating

5. Ladies with Long throats

During val, nearly every the fast food joint and hotel is usually filled up to the brim compared to every other festive period. As funny as it sounds, some ladies will even be willing to trade out their virginity for hot dogs, shawama, asun, fried rice and chicken, gala, kunu, zobo, suya, etc.

6. Virgin Ladies that are Naive

Most guys take advantage and will pry on the nativity of ladies who are still in their mid-late teen mainly because the girls at this age bracket can be very vulnerable and impressionable. They get treated in ways they have not experienced when val is approaching with unusual pampering, nice gifts, lovely dates at romantic places, etc. And they feel sex is a way of reciprocating their love.

7. Virgin Ladies on their Heat Period

Just as guys incessantly fantasize sex and complain of konji, ladies also do, even though they won't admit it. When ladies are on their heat period, they are usually vulnerable to give in to a man provided he knows the right place to touch. Some guys may lure them into their rooms just to celebrate val with them and before you know it, their joysticks are already as hard as Olumo rock. Statistics has even shown that most ladies who give birth out of wedlock normally have their pregnancies specifically in the month of February and when it's November, you see them backing twins and triplets.

8. Ladies with Immature minds

Many girls normally plan towards this day hoping to make it memorable and colorful even though the whole thing still boils down to sex. They are gullible and can compromise their bodies by free gifts and fake love.

9. Ladies who visit guys who have long neglected them

Just as ladies open their book of remembrance looking for who they will scam when val is approaching, guys on the other hand also search through their contact just to invite ladies they have long neglected. If a lady eventually visit these guys, whether she's on her period or not, they don't care.

10. Virgin Ladies who will be Visiting Yahoo Guys and Politicians

I don't think a dog has any business in the abode of a lion except its tired of living. Yahoo guys and politicians use scheme wicked ways to get into ladies pants during this period. You see them pouring rhymes and spending lavishly for easy access into ladies skirts. Without sex, Valentine’s day isn't complete to these guys.

I drop me pen at this juncture

Feel free to add yours

Written by: Tosyne2much

Source: http://www.tosyne2much.com/2017/02/10-categories-of-ladies-that-may-lose.html

Make God just scrap this country make everybody dey go

Mikylopez:
they probably didn't know dey where gonna kick the bucket dat day all for someone's mistake

You can see how the carelessness of someone actually claimed their lives of these innocent people. SMH

What a tragedy!

Dexema:
Have you witnessed their fetish activities first hand? What most people have here is the "nollywood", media and other strange fable beliefs and stigma that has trailed white garment churches from way back because their ways and doctrines are different.
However, this doesn't absolve the fetish activities of fake and juju prophets that mix with the real ones, for all I know even the pastors in suit can't be totally trusted.

Well, you may be right. But the truth of the matter is that there are so many anomalies in Cele churches that hence the stigma and fable beliefs placed on them

Hahaha funny u

AyamConfidence:
bro there's this cele group in my area...I am scared of them...they go to out river and Mount a white flag like olokun worshippers, they put ebo (sacrifices) at junctions, they light candles at the same junctions, break eggs at junctions too, flog people with broom and palm leaves, go to bath in that dirty river as part of cleansing Dafuq In that dirty water

They scare the shii outta me...and listen to this...they get pregnant without marriage, don't circumcise their boys, and those Dada they keep mehn I can't deal....I know all these coswe been in the same area for 11 years but I sure keep a veeeeerrrryyyy long distance...mehn I can't deal

I'm not surprised bro.. They practice some dirty things and they call it doctrine

Sunnycliff:
My two months old tecno w4 battery runs from 100%_1% in less than 3:30 mins when my data is on. Is it OK?

Have you been using power bank with it Bro?