₦airaland Forum

neoapocalypse:
Na the fish cause am , the fish just dey saint like say na my nose dem put am , I've not seen any Nigerian that will pass by that fish and won't buy it to soak garri

rawgurl:
he is very intelligent.

U chose what u want to believe bt don't chose blindly, think.

neoapocalypse:
Poverty ke , forget that thing , the last time I soaked garri it cost me more than a plate of regular fufu in my area. A plate of fufu goes for 300 naira but I was passing by my street and I saw one woman selling smoked fish and I couldn't resist buying it to smoke the garri , I got the fish for 300 naira , sugar at 60 naira , milk at 90 naira and iced cold water of 50 naira ( I have Ijebu garri at home already ). It was worth every kobo sha

vedah:
I love drinking garri. You can call it poverty but I just love it.

rawgurl:
with glue, tape or padlock ?

rawgurl:
sincerely while talking about top 5 most popular nairalanders u must be among, unless the list is made by the newbies. 8-)

ZarZar:
She was out with her "uncle" alright, so technically she didn't lie. Not her fault you didn't ask if it's a "blood uncle" or not Learn to speak up & ask questions next time, instead of sulking like a big baby

oluwafreshkid:
Guy i swear you no sharp.... Good thing you didnt cause a scene at the club.

When similar thing happened to me, in school then, i made sure i assured her that all is still well. Let her believe that ypu understand whatever happened. Allow her explain pleade, even though you know sey all na lie. Then open office on her head. As in ehn, office the babe well. She go pay your money tire. And when you need er services, use raincoat.

rawgurl:
u are very popular nah, nairaland celebrity

NwamaziNwaAro:


OP you can't take my shine, I am FTC.

And I dedicate it to the mods that specialize in banning me.
I am a Nairaland serial ex-convict
And just like the penal system in Nigeria
Banning me didn't correct me it only hardened me.

Well;
I go still dey yarn,
unless you bring DSS to do what they did to Tuface to me....

I also dedicate this to Nnamdi Kanu, Stephanie Otobo, Kemen Ekerrete, Oge Okoye, Apostle Johnson Suleiman, Uche Maduagwu, Deep Freezer, Oga Mavrodi, Seun Egbegbe
and lastly
Davido
Who have made Nairaland busy during my hiatus.

dokunbam:
Lol

rawgurl:
Mr 10 10 wetin we do

rawgurl:
u are afraid of the truth

rawgurl:
dear if he truly exist u won't have any reason to doubt his existence.

hopefulLandlord:
Hahahahahahahahaha

adepeter26:
Baba, i go love make you migrate come this section. Romance no dae move market again. ABI wetin you think

dokunbam:
Is that not dbanj on the other picture?

AZeD1:
They are both lying.
In my opinion, something went down between the two of them and its either
1) The Apostle said he is not doing again or the Apostle has moved on to the girl's friend. The girl is scorned and wants to take down the Apostle and the Apostle needs to protect his reputation
2) The girl wants to be Apostle's wife but the Apostle like kukere movements. The girl is scorned and we know the rest.



This is my wild guess.

AZeD1:
The Apostles story also doesn't add up
1) He said the girl is a stripper he met in Canada, he also claimed through his lawyer that the girl is a member of boko haram and they plan to kill him
2) The girls father said he didn't know the girl is in Nigeria yet he found her nude picture on her WhatsApp
3) The girls father also said he divorced the girls mother over 30 years ago but the girl claims to be in her 20's


Neither the girl nor the apostle is saying the truth.

WeNoGoDie:
I don't trust a lot of pastors but many factors seems to make Ms Otobo's claims questionable which people hardly seem to notice:

1. The lady claims there was a kind of introduction/traditional marriage. This is one area her claims flaws greatly. Someone as well known as Pastor Sulaiman cannot do a traditional marriage without it hitting blogs and evening newspapers at least. Someone among the attendees will certainly leak it.

2. Traditional marriage of that caliber must evidently have at least a picture or video.

3. A relationship that intimate as the girl claims should at least have one picture of the two together in loved up postures and not just a snapchat photoshop that says nothing.

4. The girls dad totally denied her claims even when she involved her dad in her video testimony.

5. How come all these things are happening at a time some powerful folks are after the downfall of the pastor.

6. No fake Nigerian pastor will want to divorce his wife and marry a stripper because in an effort to hide their hypocrisy there are certain things they wouldn't publicly do.


All I'm simply saying is that the girls stories do not add up at all. Even when you listen to her video testimony, the way she's stuttering and fumbling and her lack of cordination easily showcases an individual trying hard to arrange lies.

However I always leave a room for doubt if I hear stories like this in case I'm wrong.

rawgurl:
U know, i was asking the question because my mother-inlaw is complaining bitterly that me and my hubby are leading the kids astray, that we don't go to church so on and forth,

but i know and believe there is no fairy daddy with white long beard above the skies that oversees everything happening in the world,

and i think the world will be a better place if those religious bigot will stop religious indoctrination and allow the kids think freely, ask questions without fearing that the bearded fairy man will throw them in the lake of fire.

safarigirl:
I don't know which virgins ypi guys come across, and while I admit some can be prudes, I like to use myself as an example


Yes. I'm about to advertise

I cannot relate to anything she has said or anything most of you say about virgins, because I'm one if the most vocal PEOPLE you will ever meet, virgin or otherwise. I may not have had sex, but I will gladly talk about it and even talk to so called experienced girls on bedroom styles. I read about sex, I talk about it, hell, I even watch it when I can.

So, for someone to say 'virgins have nothing to offer' the first thing I like to say is, well, shut it till you meet me.

It is a fallacy of generalization, just like saying all non-virgins are oloshos. And yes, it is offensive as well.

I am sick of all the anti-virgin comments left and right. Nobody ever talks of virginity, people tell you don't advertise, but you encourage the 'experienced' females to talk about their sexcapades. Is that even fair? Why should I keep shut about being a virgin, only for one lady in active service, to still deride me in my silent state?

You need to meet new people, most of you need to meet new people, because these prudes you meet no be am at all

lefulefu:
girls who brag about being virgins are actually no virgins.back in sch then in my lodge there was this babe who wont let us hear word.she would make noise about her virginity and how she wont even let a guy kiss her cos its a sin and bla .but at night and especially where there is a power outage and everywhere is quiet we will be hearing her screaming, ''afghhhhh!....put it dere! put dere!...yeehhhhh! "
abegi...real virgins dont go about broadcasting their virginity.

safarigirl:
abeg do and write.

I would write something, but I'm done with this attempt by women to bring each other down over petty matters. I stay in a female hostel, so I've seen enough experienced women whose plan in life is to hook a rich man that will open a boutique for them, just like I have seen enough virgins that spend hours on end reading and swearing off the idea of being one man's liability.

Considering she isn't in a position to make judgments, whatever points she or all the othet SINGLE people here thinks she has are null and void. Let us see men who married virgins and vice versa coming to tell their own tale

DonMilano:
I WONT EVEN LIKE TO MARRY A VIRGIN.. I NO GET STRENGTH TO TEACH PERSON SKILLS.. LOL

StRichard:
Even with their stingy data, they are still owing

seguno2:
Must your participation on a public forum be about winning arguments?
Why can't it be about sharing information?

LordOfNaira:
The average Nigerian man takes things for granted. Someone comes online to say he is depressed and wants to end his life and all the first two idiots can say is for him to go on with it.

In my years of giving therapies to depressed people, I have come to realize that those who announce that they are about to commit suicide are only indirectly calling for help. When you tell them to go on with it, the rejection sinks in deeper. It is a pity.