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Politics › Re: What Happens If The Acting President Suddenly Gets Ill. by tosyne2much(m):
If the president and the vice are both incapacitated, then I think the Senate present will emerge the acting president
Webmasters › Re: Top 5 Most Unprofitable Niches For Google Adscence by tosyne2much(m): 7:36am On Feb 25, 2017
Hmmm
Romance › 10 Statements Sex Starved Guys Normally Use To Woo Ladies by tosyne2much(op):
[quote] As we all know that sex starved guys are usually very promiscuous and below are the statements they normally use to woo ladies

1. "Money is not my Problem"

Since most Nigerian ladies are money mongers, sex starved guys usually employ lies and exaggerations to deceive these ladies that they are well-to-do even though their source of livelihood is from the meager they make from a local saw mail. They are very quick to talk about money within ten minutes of meeting a lady just to increase their worth and value. You see them needlessly flashing their toilet keys just to give her the impression that money isn't their problem

2. "I want you to be the Mother of my unborn Kids"

Not every guy that utters this statement really means it. Some only utter this statement just to ride on the gullibility of some ladies, and before you know it, they will jump at the offer and will widely spread their wide legs like the Atlantic ocean.

3. "I don't miss Church service"

Many will agree with Tosyne2much that sex starved guys normally present themselves as angels of light just to deceive christian sisters about their spiritually inclination. In fact, they might honour a lady's invitation to her church for Adult Harvest or Singles Programmme and you will see them falsely speaking in tongues. With this, they can easily find their way into heart of any christian sister and corner her into her room

4. "I don't date for Sex"

In this century, finding a guy that want sex from this girlfriend is likened to finding a politician that doesn't embezzle public fund. Nearly every sex starved guy that claim he doesn't need sex at the end of the day they will frustrate the hell out of the lady for what they initially said they never wanted.

5. "I always feel like Kissing your Lips whenever you Talk"

Those who make this flirtatious statement when having a conversation with a lady are nothing but sex starved guys. That is the best way to express their interest in having a taste of her body.

6. "I like Butts and Bosoms"

Whether you agree or not, when they get the privilege to engage a curvy lady into a conversation, they will begin to talk about their interest in ladies with elaborate bosoms and butts. It's safer to walk into a lion's den than walk into the run of such guys because they have little or no mercy

7. "I Will Die for You"

Most of these guys profess their love with heart-melting and mouth-shutting quotes that will sweep a lady off her feet. They cram the lyrics of RnB singers such as Banky W, Neyo and Lionel Richie and will pour it out to a lady. All their promises boils down to the fact that they only want to satisfy their starving joysticks.

8."I will Kill myself If you don't date Me"

Who kills himself for a lady? Just when a guy claims he's ready to lay down his life for any lady, you don't need Lalasticlala to tell you that such a dude has been starved of sex for at least a decade.

9. "God said you're my Wife"

I wouldn't deny the fact that God often shows people their wives just that most guys normally lie about it and will snatch people girlfriends. I remember when I was having a rendezvous with my girlfriend sometime at a beer palour sometime last year and a guy took an excuse from me that he wanted to engage my girlfriend into a confidential discussion which I obliged. To my utmost surprise, he began to tell her how God showed to Him after 40 days of fasting and prayer that my girlfriend is his wife according to God's leading. That's how most of these guys carry out their operations

10. You speak fluently, do you eat okra soup?

As funny as it sounds, some guys flatter ladies telling them they speak like angels and that do they eat okra soup to have had good dictions and vocabulary.

I drop my pen at this juncture cool

Feel free to add yours

Cc
Lalasticlala

Original Writer: Tosyne2much


http://www.tosyne2much.com/2017/02/10-statements-sex-starved-guys-normally.htm

Sports › Re: Manager Ranieri Sacked By Champions Leicester by tosyne2much(m): 10:52pm On Feb 23, 2017
As if I knew this would happen.. I was actually discussing with my friend this afternoon telling him that I foresee Leicester sacking Ranieri
Romance › Re: Veteran Nairalander Should Show Us How To Make Fp by tosyne2much(m): 10:05pm On Feb 23, 2017
Nobleman18:
Cc Tosyne2much cool
What made you think I'm the right person to beckon on? cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Always Dodges Responsibilities by tosyne2much(m): 8:18am On Feb 22, 2017
bakynes:
OP your guy is a correct guy he shd not spend big on you at all. What of me that spent money on my ex for 4 years through school and service year and she later dumped me on some flimsy excuse. Which account shd I write all the money I spent.
Men shd only spend on their wives and not gfs. Na the next girl wey I go date go suffer am, I will simply tell her I can't give you money if your parents can't give you money go and fuc*k man outside me am not spending on any girl again ever in my life.
This your comment just dey sweet me ehn cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Always Dodges Responsibilities by tosyne2much(m): 8:10am On Feb 22, 2017
pcguru1:
A boyfriend would help If he wants to, but ideally he's not obliged to unless you are his wife, imagine he keeps spending and you dump him later on and he dates another girl and keeps spending. How does such a man save for his marriage life when he keeps spending like this. Also are your parents dead ? You come off as a liability. Its one thing to ask your bf to assist with rent but to pay off the whole rent is just sheer stupidity to me.
Nice one baba cheesy
Romance › Re: She Called Me Ugly, Yet She Is Madly In Love With Me!!! by tosyne2much(m): 8:02am On Feb 22, 2017
rosalieene:
lmaooooo
did you wake up from the wrong side of the bed
You shouldn't be embarrassing me now undecided undecided
Romance › Re: She Called Me Ugly, Yet She Is Madly In Love With Me!!! by tosyne2much(m): 7:32am On Feb 22, 2017
And Rosalieene calls me 'handsome" yet she wouldn't date me

#Irony of life#

Education › Re: Fynestboi Elected Secretary General Of OAU STUDENTS UNION by tosyne2much(m): 7:29am On Feb 22, 2017
Congrats Fynestboi.. Omo Gen Sec no be small post ooo

Make I send my account details make you Roger me something cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: Nairalanders Are Having Sex by tosyne2much(m): 6:39pm On Feb 21, 2017
royalmoron:
Mr 10 10 is it true you paid #8000 to a nairaland girl without fucking her?
Why not ask the person I paid 8, 000 if I fccked her or not cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: Nairalanders Are Having Sex by tosyne2much(m): 5:50pm On Feb 21, 2017
It's well embarassed
Investment › Re: About-to-wed Man Who Drank Insecticide Over MMM Crash Dies In Abuja by tosyne2much(m): 5:19pm On Feb 21, 2017
Agadinho:
Then his body should be merged with other dead mmm members and PH to some other mmm members who demanded to GH.
cheesy

Romance › Re: I Was "Disvirgined" By My Aunt's Husband-lady Reveals On Facebook by tosyne2much(m): 5:13pm On Feb 21, 2017
Most ladies have turned their cousins and aunt's husband to ambassadors for deflowering ladies

Make una continue oooo
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Aigbe's Throwback Bikini Photo: Fans Slam Actress by tosyne2much(m): 4:52pm On Feb 21, 2017
I have nothing against her even though I cant allow my wife wear nor upload that on social media

BTW, Wetin con-sign me sef?

Maaaa kuku face the garri and kulikuli wey I dey drink jawe cool
Politics › Re: I Regret Supporting Sheriff… It’s One Of My Worst Political Decisions - Wike by tosyne2much(m): 10:24am On Feb 21, 2017
Olu317:
True to an extent but some Leaders are FIRM ON THEIR IDEOLOGIES as it regard STEWARDSHIP
Yes that's very true sha.. How u dey boss? cool
Politics › Re: I Regret Supporting Sheriff… It’s One Of My Worst Political Decisions - Wike by tosyne2much(m): 9:06am On Feb 21, 2017
Only a silly person fights another person over these clowns who call themselves our leaders
Education › Re: Eke Ifeanyichukwu Emmanuel, UNN Best Graduating Student (Photo) by tosyne2much(m): 8:44am On Feb 21, 2017
UjSizzle:
People keep celebrating poverty because it makes victory sweeter.
Exactly ooo cheesy
Education › Re: Eke Ifeanyichukwu Emmanuel, UNN Best Graduating Student (Photo) by tosyne2much(m): 8:28am On Feb 21, 2017
Most Nigerians Normally exaggerate their sufferings when they find their ways to the top.. Just as nice 9ice said he could count the number of times he was privileged to drink garri with fried fish cheesy

Congrats tho
Events › Re: Happiest Birthday To You Aminat508! by tosyne2much(m):
This is wonderful cheesy

Aminat, I wish you greatness in all your endeavours as you add another year today

#Cheers#

BTW, where be the venue? cool
Education › Re: Unilorin, ABUAD To Develop Medicinal Rice by tosyne2much(m): 6:34pm On Feb 20, 2017
Make dem hurry up maa see something chop
Romance › Re: I Am Prettier Than Jessicaseth by tosyne2much(m): 5:20pm On Feb 20, 2017
rosalieene:
Lol tosyne Na wetn
I just dey watch as you sef dey bash cheesy
TV/Movies › Re: Pastor Mike Winning Curses Sponsors Of Big Brother Naija by tosyne2much(m): 4:53pm On Feb 20, 2017
AntiWailer:
Says a nairalander with massive breast as profile pics. grin

My sister immorality has nothing to do with any group or religion.

It is a personal problem.
You no lie baba cheesy cheesy
Science/Technology › Re: Sheep With 6 Legs Born In Niger State (Photos) by tosyne2much(m):
So you mean these people actually gathered during working hours watching a sheep born out of genetic factor?

I won't be surprised if myopic and illiteracy personified people storm on this thread saying it's the sign of end time
Celebrities › Re: Sola Sobowale Steals The Show At 'Wedding Party' Record Breaking Party by tosyne2much(m): 2:34pm On Feb 20, 2017
This woman remains my favorite actress cool
Celebrities › Re: Olamide Smoking At Lagos Polo Club, Fans React by tosyne2much(m): 8:55am On Feb 20, 2017
Good for him cheesy
Investment › Re: My Friend Lost His House Rent To MMM. He Has Been Evicted !! by tosyne2much(m): 8:48am On Feb 20, 2017
Kobicove:
Tell him that the patience of the neighbours who are hosting him will soon run out...

He should start making arrangements for a bed space under the nearest bridge undecided
Hahaha roflwkmd cheesy cheesy
Romance › Re: I Am Prettier Than Jessicaseth by tosyne2much(m): 8:14am On Feb 20, 2017
rosalieene:
sorry to say but you are insane!!
check the date of upload
Ahn ahn shocked shocked
Romance › Re: Two Nairalanders Finally Get Married by tosyne2much(m): 8:12am On Feb 20, 2017
Why go come marry me for Nairaland?

Webmasters › Re: I Have Been Approached To Create A Ponzi Scheme Website by tosyne2much(m): 8:07am On Feb 20, 2017
dayleke:
No jhoor....

Dem kuku no say you be master for "Top 10 reasons"....
Na true sha.. You will hear from me this evening cheesy

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