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happykidArotiba:
dude, dont 4get dey r looking up 2 us...even d successful ladies still look up 2 d us for a beta life...jus sayin

Lemme keep the ball rolling

I met this pretty damsel seated beside me in the bus when travelling back to school sometime this year, and in the course of our conversation I got to know that this girl happens to be from my school. (smiles). Alas, we exchanged phone numbers & I smiled to God in Ekiti for answering my prayers

After a week of regular chat and calls, i decided to go visit her at her hostel (school hostel to be precise). I got there and we had a lengthy gist, and finally, I took the bull by d horn & let d cat out of the bag. (dont ask me if she accepted or not )

When it was time for me to go, I took a step forward, missed my step and fell from the staircase, with about 50 ladies looking towards my direction laughing histerically. At that instance, i was praying the ground should open and swallow me up, just to save myself from this embarrassment.

The lady in question couldnt but bursted into laughter


Guys, spread the fun by sharing your experiences

micholalo:
Op don't mind all those condemning you o, it happen to someone I knw very well, d guy pray pass apostles, but he has remarried now after d first wife left, after much counselling.

eyinjuege:
What exactly are ladies to learn from this story? Are you saying virginity is overrated, and no point keeping oneself before marriage? Pls come out plain and let the ladies know exactly what you think they ought to learn.

aprokomania:
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wow. you absolutely know the meaning of sarcasm. how intelligent. #straightFace

safarigirl:
sorry, I have a thing for scrutinizing comments to the bone

Bootybuttchic:
this guy and woman matter....i am sure u will make a good husband.....Good luck.......

sonofananimal:
Advice to all ladies, keep on waiting for guys to make money while you will be single at the age of 38 waiting for a rich guy to date you, you will surely enjoy mountain prayers

safarigirl:
dem no send anybody, I just wan know. You stated that sex isn't your sole purpose for being in a relationship, it must be one of the purposes then

safarigirl:
so if she doesn't want sex, she shouldn't say so? And how does that count as sarcasm?

Sanmel:
Nothing wrong with 7

RexioKlasik:
I must say, I missed this type of threads...


okay, he's back,welcome....

prettythicksme:
i was here btw op i missed u ooo **person who stole ur phone bad gannn!!

misspicy:
Wow,he is.back and better...

Buh.tosyne2.much you no.try,not even a.warning signal.so.i can make FTC

fromnigeria:
Tosyne and list sha.

ADULTBASE:
Are you stylishly telling me my oga wristwatch and tosyne2much are both harlots?

chukingchuks:
Hmmm, who thought you this biko?

Mutuwa:
What do you expect after cleaning your ear with a cotton bud?you put it in your pocket abi?
Besides who enjoys the process of ear cleaning,the ear or the cotton bud?

misspicy:
You

No,am in love with you twin bro wrist.bangle.
I taut you know about this

Omotayor123:
Still waiting for your 1001 points
Tosyne2much don run

To those asking why I have been on sabbatical leave. My inability to post my write-ups, is however due to the fact that my phone was hijacked and I lost all my unpublished articles . I actually thought of dropping one today, so I had to use someone else’s phone to carry out the operation just to show that neither have I been kidnapped nor ran out of ideas.

*Clears throat*

It’s very evident that the world has now taken turn in such a way that SEX is now the thing invoke among youths. In recent time, the concept of relationship has been wrongly interpreted by guys specifically that they boast and receive appraisal from friends when they get laid. However, to some guys, kitty-cat is the motive behind their going into relationships, that’s why they act like their world revolve around it, thereby walk-bouncing the street and bragging to their friends when a lady fails prey to them

NOTE: This is not a generalization of all guys cos I know for sure that an averagely sizable number of us are way too matured beyond doing these shameful acts and display of immaturity.

Without wasting time, I shall discuss the shameful things guys do after getting under the skirt of ladies, (and in some cases their supposed girlfriends)


Lemme keep the ball rolling

1. They Brag When In The Midst Of Friends
Guys who act this way are nothing but scum in my personal opinion. I don’t know why some guys are so dumb that something done in secret becomes a public issue. Few weeks ago, I was in Ado-Ekiti when a lady visited me. Gbaaaaam !!!! I locked ourselves up for nearly four hours and when she was about going, I took a few minutes walk with her half way and after returning back, see as my guys begin hail and even congratulated me like say my Bet9ja ticket click. They were asking if I actually I did it, and I was like whaatdaafccck is that? Some guys will even lie even if they never did it. This is just to boast their ego

2. They Show to Their friends Already Used Condoorrrm
Some of them are even dumb and immature that they will take their friends to their room and show to them the already used condom so that their friends will not think they are telling lies.


3 They Snap Pictures
I have no atom of respect for guys who involve in this stupid act. I just can’t but shake my head for guys who are guilty of this act. Few months ago, one dumb guy in my villa was showing to his friends the selfie taken during the deed. This is nothing but the greatest height of stupidity and immaturity at PhD level.

4. They Give The Girl’s Phone Number To Their Friend

This is another shameful thing some guys do. After the deed, some of them will give out the girl’s number to their friends telling them how professional skillful she’s on the bed. The mumu friends sef go collect the number begin chase the girl

5. They Suddenly Become Unnecessarily Authoritative
To some guys, they believe that a lady will not have an atom of respect for them until they got her laid. However, guys with this mentality always act like ladies puppet but will suddenly become authoritative just like Ayo Fayose the moment their purpose has been fulfilled. That is, they start springing surprises and doing things the way they like and will command obedience from the lady by force.

6. They Stop Showing Affection
It is of no doubt that the worth of some guys, is measured by the strategies used to cajole and get ladies bleeped. This however gives some of them an assurance of self worth and handsomeness. When some of them manage to find their way there, that is when they drastically show interest and act like the ladies is the forcing herself on them *yeye people*

7. They Delete and Block Her
Another shameful practice some dumb and silly guys are guilty of. They used to call frequently and chat her up, but after the deed, they will stop ringing her up and even avoid her calls. The lady in question becomes worthless to them because they have got what them find joy in.

8. They Start Nagging
I swear, guys who do this are nothing but eeeedioots. Some of them can be so tolerant that that can even eat poo, but when their mission is accomplished they pick offence for everything. That is when they know that she’s not pretty, and has a poor test in fashion.

9. They Expect Her To Start Chasing Them

Guys who act like this need a knock on the head. They used to do the calling most of the time, and also used to chat her up frequently, but when they just manage to do what pleases their heart, they stop ringing her up or even pick their calls

10. Feel free to add the Last one

Estharfabian:
LoL! I know what He is Jareh..."" Girls aren't that dumb anymore...we've evolved.... I think that's why y'all Are starting to feel Threatened....that You'd someday wakeup and Find Out Girls Rule the world?? And Y'all would finally learn how to do the dishes, Laundries and cook dope meals....or maybe with technology evolving and all...You'd feel what it's like to get PREGNANT!.? "" mehn, I'd kill to see that day mehn....

Neyoor:
2.Hardwork and wealthiness

The vast majority of wealthy people and people who succeeded are men. Give me the countdown of 10 most successful people in any country of this world and let's see the gender that is dominating it.

Cutehector:
u see ur life. Iranu

falconey:
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Neyoor:
women superior to men?


It is a fallacious, perfidious and erroneous fact to succumb to the above statement. Infact, it would be energy dissipated to indulge in such untrue argument.


Give me 10 reasons why women are superior to men and I would give you 1001 veracious facts to buttress my virile assertion that, men are far far far superior to women in all ramification

misspicy:
Bae it was painful and i just had to express mysef to feel better,even.you knows how heartbreaks works..

Buh i will be better