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eyinjuege:
Hehehehh. Fertility tests are just your normal sperm count stuff for the men. A man can be a stud in bed but can be shooting blanks hence can't impregnate a woman. However, being impotent means he can't even get it up which was the case painted in this scenario;talk more of shooting anything whether blank or loaded sef

Hehehe


May God never let us know impotency

ShayGirl:
Na vexation sure pass for dis situation o my broda

How u doing ?

eyinjuege:
I'm yet to see or know of any medical test that can determine a man's sexual prowess. I know of fertility tests. Infertility and impotency are two very different distinct entities and it seems a lot of people on this thread are not even aware of this!

What if i told you that i never knew that there's anything called fertility test ? *covers face*

bronzegoddess:
I still don't see why you are addressing the ladies Still not making any sense, tbh.

I expected u to also urge guys who are impotent to open up to their partners. U are simply asking us to "look before we leap". No sense whatsoever. No sense.

if we are dating, so you expect me to open up to you that im impotent ?

See as i just dey look u

Op, Weldone Oooooo

Lalasticlala, where art thou ?

Oo, I just dey look you


So u mean we should not use vaseline again?

ryanfletcher:
hmm,nice writeup,its been a while since I saw something more reasonable

Bros na me hail pass

yungcyrus:
2million to d person wey go counter dis thread....... yea I'm about to be Buhari's Minister

hahahahahahhaha


I go counter am oooooooooo baba

wordbank:
tosyne2much, so all d money wey seun dey pay u for ur ten ten naira list still never reach to buy small china phone yet u go fly from gidi enter ado ekiti go f.uck toto eehh?
Fear God!

I just dey pray make God use egbon Seun to reason arrange another one for me, i no go happy wella

In Kakashi's voice... Guys who date just to get under skirts are scum, guys who showcase this 10 acts after getting under skirts are worse than scum!

heehe

bashydemy:
@OP that's such a good write ups but don't blame the guys, sometimes the girls can make you do anything... Have you ever seen where a girl will be telling her friends that guy na my sure maga? Have you ever seen where a lady will be bragging saying you are not her match? so many of your write ups are caused by some ladies... Like i always say, Every girls have their price, Some is just gala and lacasera, Some na fried rice and chicken and some are worth the most expensive diamond ring.

Yeah i agree with you brother

webshopng1:
where u ho since

Na phone issue jawe my bro

webshopng1:
ths guy don cme again

I don come again jawe my brother

kinibigdeal:
Am very sure you are guilty of all this

See u

Why should i be guilty of all ?

kosplateau:
bro...which one is invoke?

SEX noni

ccnation:
God bless you op!

Even before I started kindergarten my entire family was already calling me the Doctor of the family.... maybe because my favourite outfit then was white. However when I started growing up through primary and junior secondary school I discovered my love for arts which also reflected in my term results.

I would always view everything from an aesthetic point even when making a scientific object or diagram, but I couldn't go into the arts because everyone was expecting me to be a medical doctor. I went into the core sciences and failed woefully as my worst subjects were maths, physics & chemistry.

Fast forward today, I'm a graduate but not a doctor or in any of the sciences but also lost the opportunity of becoming an artist or in the arts. Deep down inside I'm not a fulfilled man.

I will never allow any of my child go through what I went through. The path they wish to follow is solely their decision,

God bless you bro


I learn a lot

Laitesmart:
Whether educated or not... This post or thread is directed to all parents and even the intending parents can learn one or two things from this while those who were victims may also share theire experiences.
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I was in SS1 to introduce the newly promoted students to Physics as a subject... I felt there is the need for me to ask them why they chose the science department even when some of them know how demanding the department could be... I was taken aback with some of the response i got from some of the students. A female told me categorically that her passion is to become a writer in the nearest future as she love reading poems and Novel but her mother was against it. I asked her what was on her mother's mind when she said no and she told me that her mum told her emphatically that there is no Nurse in the family and as such she has to be a nurse to fulfil her mum's wish... I was left dumbfounded as the girl has no other option but to obey her

kudos my brother

maxiuc:
Nothing can separate me from blackberry. Blackberry is still the phone to beat. Strong reliable saves data no need to cry when ur phone falls down if only blackberry can improve their battery life I tink is the phone to beat

Seconded !

misspicy:
Okay buh know that i am different....

I know you are not in any way different because i know you cant date a guy like me who works at pepper soup joint

lalasticlala:
lol. Where did i go before?

btw, what would you have done if you were the one that discovered the said crocodile?

I throway salute Lalasticlala

Where do i even belong ?

prettythicksme:
Happy birthday to our papa wullnp!!may God continue to bless ur konji with more o.b.o **seun suppose give u range rover cos u don tey on nl

what do you mean by the bolded ?

misspicy:
i dunno,tell me

i already expected that cos every lady will claim she's different from other ladies

Hannysmilez:
You should ask her if she is transgender,that Caitlyn Jenner kind of situation. Anything is possible.

Hehehehe


You are funny

May you live long to reap the fruit of your labour

Truckpusher i throway salute ooooo

misspicy:


I have no answer op,Am not in that category

What are you expected to say ?

I swear ladies are confused set of beings and i doubt if God Himself understands them


In fact, i dont know the difference between them and the Nigerian policemen


One was even asking me for gifts during father's day

Na 2 and 8 dey pain pass

Naijaboiy i throway salute

otunsman:
A girl told me that number 9 when I won yansh her.My joystick just went flaccid and refused to rise.She rubbed and sucked for where,the the thing no respond.

nawa oooo