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9. They Start Acting Like Buhari

When they become rich they go around with the mentality that they can get any lady at the tip of their finger. They start commanding ladies even the way Buhari cannot control Saraki

10. They Expect The Lady To Make Advances

Some of them will sit on the bed and will expect the lady to come to them, grab them and off their boxers before they make move

OBSEQUIOUS:
Chai, can't stop laughing, OP but yours isn't explanatory enough like the other

But he tried gan


I never thought someone could come up with a counter thread

Hahahaahhaha roflwkmd lmao

Let's see if Lalasticlala will do justice

Op, u no well at all oooo. lmao

LexingtonSteele:
Tosyne, don't make me start thinking your game is still a little on the average. I disagree with 1 and 4. You mean there's sth bad about giving an insight on the multiple positions I inflict? Why condemn the love in sharing? That's brotherhood creed. #Playa's president #Bigpimping

No vex jawe egbon.. I no go drop dis kind thread again

montezz:
Shameful and immature...only a small boy wil do dat. snap in d act ke,dem blindfold d geh ni?

E dey happen oooo

ronald4lif:
I don't know if you've ever been to the U.S coz you'd have known racism exist there more than in the UK. Britain is one of the least racial tolerance in the world I think second to Canada.

I've never encountered racist attack here and the locals are very accommodating. Thing is, Africans would always play racism cards no matter if it's unwarranted. One might be walking on the way and the police might just stop them to ask security questions, and Africans will say they're victimised. But even the native Brits are randomly stopped too.

I think it's a complex issue. Drive carelessly and get stop by the police they'd say it's cos of their skin colour. True some are influenced by racial hate but we complain about everything. Just like we employ tribalism and religious bigotry in Nigeria we think Westerners are same.

My biggest boss has spoken

AdmiralDru:
Better stop deceiving yourself and wake up to reality. Which Taxi-driver wants to build house in lekki? Don't let anyone deceive you. How much are they making?

My brother, me sef smell exaggeration oooo

MzTee1411:
wow nice

Thats what it is

babaearly:
The next story we will hear is "Senators debunk rumor to screen President Buhari" because i don't think any senator in his right mind will say this rubbish. But you can't trust Nigerian journalists, the way they create stories to sell papers has been legendary since 1999.

hehehe

bronzegoddess:
U are "misusing ur stupidity"

Ooooooh !!!

I never knew one cannot joke with you.. Well, it's all my fault

Ladies come and talk ooooo so that we the lefthanded guys can know our stand

hahn:
Far from it but you're the one that brought religion into this

Everyone should do as they please and be ready to take responsibility for their actions. We can't continue grading morality by religious and mundane laws.

I will like to subscribe to your point as to why we shouldnt grade morality by religious law, but mind you, even our customary and medical law states that abstinence is the key to avert the implications that comes with premarital sex

MzTee1411:
left-handed guys are turn on for me


l really like them and right now am learning how to use left

Oooooh really ?

Im lefthanded sha

hahn:
@bolded, I know that. You don't need to brag

You can't come up with it because there is none

u dey dare me abi ?

hahn:
This is another way of saying you cannot think of anything, right?

Why not ?


Im vast in thinking so i can come up with various write-ups, but on this, NO

hahn:
It is not meant to be so because your religious laws say so? pfft

And how has your religious law helped the woman in this story? She's stuck with a limp dick

Let's take religion out of this


Are you implying unmarried ladies and dudes are licenced to bleep anytime any day, at the expense of pleasure ?

hahn:
Is that your answer?

Since you are the king of lists, write a thread on 10 ways religious laws has ever helped Nigeria.

Don't worry, take all your time

I work with traffic, so that's not gonna generate much traffic

hahn:
Unfortunately, religious folks are not very good at minding their own business

My brother, nobody is trying to claim saint here


The truth of the matter is that many of us engage in this act, but that doesnt change the fact that it's not meant to be so

hahn:
Really? And how has the religious laws ever helped anyone?

Haaaaa

Neitzsche:
premarital sex is evil?. Thats a new one.
I personall feel that premarital sex is subject to individual preferences and/ or societal pressure. If anybody wants to fück like a dog, then fine; but whatever happens after should be the person's business.

Ehn ehn !!!

*mouth sealed*

No matter how we embelish premarital sex, it will never change the fact that it's evil and a violation of religious law

* Dont quote me*

9. Use buruntashi


10. I dey come .....

People just fail to accept the fact that God actually created men and gave them absolute predominance over virtually everything

Aint gonna click that link

Omotayor123:
The last line got me cracked up.. Lol

Wow.. That's Educative. These days people go to hospital for tests before marriage. They should have done that. Well, the deed has been done And I pity the woman.

She should have at least open up to her family. God knows how she was able to endure up to that point. The husband wicked no be small

I pray she finds Happiness.
Thanks OP for sharing this.
Lesson learnt!

See where NO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE landed her

Wetin com-sign me sha