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MISSCONGENIALITY:
Most of the men here do these things but they don't even know they do them. But its not bad if u do it willingly.
Its only broke guys that take a girl out for a date and then takes water while the lady take assorted meals. Also, its only a silly guy that will be busy helping a girl make good grades while he makes poor grades. How does he make the poor grades when he helps others pass cos I don't think its even possible.
I will be embarrassed if a guy washes my undies. Kia, no no no no no

If i were your boyfriend i would wash it at the expense of love

ojeota:
Where they love the white man more than themselves

You are so on point

hahn:
Well, you didn't answer my question.

Let me speak for myself. You can ask the other guys what they think.

Apparently, man has tried as much as we can to explain the existence of life, our purpose, reasons for failure and also, out of greed, the possibility of an afterlife. African religions are also born from this quest for an explanation for what we don't understand. Personally though, I feel a lot of our beliefs need an overhaul and even better we need to put them aside and come up with a constitution that promotes equality, justice etc in our society.

That said, I feel Africans have been robbed of their right to develop our beliefs. Christians don't have a right to say that Africans are wrong by worshiping idols because worshiping the cross is also a form of idol worship.

By the way, atheists are only here to tell you guys that you are all practicing rubbish.

Seconded !!

ellahzy:
d smallie

Abi now

wristbangle:
I hereby endorse this thread for FP

cc: buhari, saraki and co.

Tosyne2much if this thread no enter FP, I go deactivate tomorrow

Yeah it's definitely going to land at the HQ

TroubadourM:
The topics you post on here all the time shows these things move you obviously, and out of curiosity is there any "man" that does any of those things you wrote up there?

Dey dia make pant dey wear u

If i will answer you.. Ooooh yes !!! Some men do that

chigoizie7:
If na me u de wait make I go cook for u, den, u go slim within 1week. because, even if na hot water, I no de cook. I never cook for myself finish, unless say u go wash plates and pots because that's the only reason why I don't cook,I am allergic to washing utensils.

Bros easy oooo

MISSCONGENIALITY:
funny u

Abi now

Precious91:
you didn't put halfr,ica,tosyne,2much and wrist,bangle(the women bashers),fal,coney,lalasti,calala(people alwaya shouting his name after creating a thread),ishi,love,your list not complete op

I'm retired already

No more threads. Nothing nothing !!

redgem:
Yes na..... Or am I lying?

I have no choice than agree with you

wristbangle:
U don dey turn baba sala small small

Hehehe

ibedun:
Na the same bros. You are a dumb woman wrapper, hand or machine don't make any difference.

Hahahahaha roflwkmd

unikdamzel:
Pls before u comment here make sure your father didnt do any of the above for your mother.

Oooooh really ?

wristbangle:
Tosyne2much, to read this OP hand out too much. How person wan take cram all these points.. Abi wetin u think?

Yeah e too long but na wonderful write-up

redgem:
Nairaland babe? You too like woman

Lol..... Oya back to the matter Tosyne2much be prepared always that's what men do....

That's what men always do abi?

Oliviaarims:
Nahhh ..and that was 1 ov my primary joys of leaving secondary school nd entering Uni...Kissing Mathematics goodbye 4evr.

Hahaha

Oliviaarims:
Lol...mine was never a mystery.. I knew I hated it and I never wanted it to be otherwise...Buh I never wntid 2 fail it..

Did maths at all at tertiary level ?

Jollyjoy:
only youuuuuu

Na only me now

Oliviaarims:
I've been a very lucky student so far... frm sec schl till date. Never had any embarrassing situation. Buh d one thing that still baffled me is how my sec schl Mathematics teachers never caught on that I was a "Slayer" in Mathematics (if u know wah I mean.. speaking ironically).. I hated Mathematics periods.. Buh somehow,my excellence in other subjects covered 4 me...4ever grateful I didn't have to rewrite Mathematics..#pheeww#
BTW,y didn't the OP talk about girls getting stained?... That's one mightily embarrassing situation.



#Philosopher Quëën#

my deficiency in Mathematics has made it become a msytery to me till date

Oliviaarims:
Ohh,that...I took note bcoz I like most ov 'em.

Thanks jawe... Just that i have been on sabbatical leave

Oliviaarims:
Wanna tell me why?

I dont even know why im smiling

I never knew you have stumbled upon my write-ups

Cutehector:
chei redgen u for gv me tosyne2much part na, I don turn maga abi . Chei wristwatch role just dey burst my belle

roflwkmd

tintingz:
Why did you mention tosyne2much in your post, is it that you guys have been digging or what?

No be everything wey u notice u must talk

redgem:
Gaga? Hmmmm same line you used on her

The last time i used that line was 1996

I decided to use it now. Who knows if it might work for you ?

When on a date, he doesnt drink pure water while the lady is busy devouring fried rice and chicken

Last month na so i carry one nairalander babe comot with the hope dat she would demand for N150 doughnut and a bottle of coke, unknowing to me that i was wrong. Make i no lie, na N300 dey my pocket that day. Na so we chill for one eatery wey dey area begin gist about how Ishilove dey alwz knack us ban at any slight provocation.

At first, she told me she wasnt hungry and i smiled like Seun Osewa when Ireneony proposed to him. Few mins later, dis grl waved to d waiter and ordered for fried rice & chicken, at dat instance, confusion was printed all ova my face just like someone whose original Bsc certificate was blown into d gutter

I had to ring my friend up for financial assistance, make the girl no go open thread for me after our dismissal


He knows the difference between love making and bleeping, so he need not use vigra, jedi, opa eyin, buruntashi, etc

Oliviaarims:
Do I really fink so?...Aono...buh I felt ur name should be there..There a gud number ov ppl,I bliv,who don't agree with ur posts...

I cant stop smiling here

Oliviaarims:
I sort ov expectid twud be there...OP didn't do a thorough job..


#Philosopher Quëën#

Oooooh seriously ?

So u think im controversial ?

sonofananimal:
true talk, not one will always be on the receiving side, that relationship will look like a charity foundation and before you know it! One may get tired of it

hahahahaaha

Charity foundation

redgem:
I even made a mistake..... It wasn't meant to be bae but babes.... Oya tell me something

I'm going gaga for u *covers face*

ajixkhid1:
I like your sincerity sorry if I misunderstood you sha Oya make I forward my acct number to you.

Hehehe

Baba, never forward am oooo

baibijay:
10 ways to this and that
I know you

I no even know say anybody dey notice me sef

adeiza4u:
It's adeiza4u, I gained admission into the Federal University of Lokoja despite the death of my mum on the very week I wrote the Jamb test. Please Help me praise this wonderful God of miracle!!

Eeeeeyah congrats bro

And sowi for the death of your mom