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Mhizizzy:
why have you been banned from posting all dose 10 reasons ?......

Banned ke ?

I was robbed of my phone

Mhizizzy:
mr tosyne..long tym no see

Abi u no see me so

Cant post my write-ups any longer. *Crying*

Kingsley1000:
if I hear...... no be that high foam dey your lodge abi u don buy chairs

Hehehe

Na so baba

hahn:
Off point.

How can you just conclude that he has been fornicating? Did you see it in a vision?

Must u take everything serious ?

Busted !!!!!!
Hahahahha rflwkmd... Op don kill me wit laf dismorning
Thank God im not one of them
Me get chairs and tables... Hehehe

Mhizizzy:
Boys and deir stupid tricks
So d girls can go to the bed straight up...

Nawa oooooh

Nawa ooooh

Mine are those ladies that have broken my heart

Pelumi
Mary
Chioma
Funmilayo
Blessing
Ijeoma
Omotayo
Ayo

redgem:
Boo boo

Whats happening na?

redgem:
The first poster after the op is funny..... It's not all things created by God that's beautiful

Baby

modelmike7:
...... Okay i won't. But bros won't be happy reading that o!! A solution is what he needs like now, if a manhood refuse to function, 80% of living is gone you know? !.

roflwkmd

U no lie at all

modelmike7:
...... Is this the best you can type? Someone is in dire need of help and all you could do is to bring out your 'noodle-like' thingy and pee on his head? Must you comment Tee boy?! Smh!!

Hahaha

No mind me jawe

Reads the topic=>enters thread=> reads the Op's write-up=> shakes my head=> unzips my trouser=> brings out my 6.5 inch joystick=> pee on op's head=> walks outta thread

OP, you are medically okay, just that you are suffering from the wages of your sins which are fornication, masturbation and mojo watching ... As in, must you bleep when you are not married ?

Op, before you can get a piece of advice from me, get married first and then re-open this thread when your joystick does not erect on your wedding night and i will advise you medically

Lastly, did u say u had to call off ur engagemnt because of your erre,ction. I mean who does that ?

Aminat508:
are u working for him? Tell him to always put the source.

i will see to that

ajixkhid1:
More than annoying sev
I can still remember when I posted something during election period
I was rushing to make front page before any other
Which led to errors in what I wrote tho it wasn't corrected the mod only added some screenshots and moved it to FP .. And I saw it like that on naijaloaded .. I was like wtf .. M nt sure he read it .. Just copy n paste gbam no source .
A nairalander would post something here
He would claim a naijaloadite sent it to him.
Even tosyne2much now works 4 him.
Before any of tosyne's post get to nairaland it would already have been on naijaloaded
I suppose Cc seun sees nothing about it sha

Cc seun

Broda, i understand you better but the truth of the matter is that, though i work for him as a writer. My duty is just to post my articles not to plagiarize

femi4:
I think say na only me observe am. Azeez,Tosyne2much and co, be careful

Im aware of your complaints and i wont deny the fact that he does that


My own deal with him is just to post my originally written articles. I hope u get me bro ?

kellyJames5:
The name

Oooooh i just saw it
We are name sake

kellyJames5:
Op' are you Tosyne2much sister or wife


Tosyne2much #whayasay!

hahaha roflwkmd

Baba, wetin u see wey make u talk so?

redgem:
Hmmmm...... What should I say? beats faster cos of?

Because of you of course

redgem:
No wonder you made such comment....

Donno why my heart beats three times faster each time i see ur moniker

HEHEHE

If dem poo poo and the poo dey black, dem go create thread on top am; if girls no gree make dem bleep, dem go open thread on top am
; if dem chop and dem no bellyful, thread don set

This is not a lame way to hit the FP. Try to be more creative by coming up with realistic threads


I DARE Seun to deactivate my account if this thread gets to the HQ

adeh39:
Nah dose small girls dey do am jare

Na yeye dey worry dem jawe

vizkiz:
chai

How e take happen?

Na during exam the bastard enter inside my room, move my fone and power bank begin use all till now

The tin just dey pain

ronald4lif:
Hahaha, at least your eye don open sha. No premarital sex is a scam and I'll never fall for it. I must access that place or no relationship. Don't have time for nonsense.

just try dey careful sha, make ur case no go be like those guys wey die during marathon bleeping

ronald4lif:
My oga, how many of your ex-babes lie say dem be V before wey their honeypot was unobstructed when accessed?

BABA, one even scam me recently

adeh39:
No...i dont...u know me well nah

Dis virginity scam of a tin just tire me jawe

cherryice:
I don marry ooo

I knew that a long time ago

adeh39:
Of course.... God have answered one my prayers

But....no kiss or pre-intimacy too ooo

Back to the topic, do you also lie about virginity ?


Remember no liar will make heaven

cherryice:
hp no wahala

i just dey develop some kind feelings for you

ronald4lif:
I don't know if it's just me but I haven't come across any lady who for no reason told me she's a virgin, at least not in the last 5years. I think I have a way of telling women that I don't care about virginity and I don't entertain a sexless affair that they easily figure that telling about their sexual status is irrelevant and vague.

Men are responsible why women lie about their virginity and it usually depends on the guy involve. For someone who doesn't hesitate to infer suggestive talks into their conversation with a new 'fish' the lady won't bother about lying or even telling about her virginity status.

To put it in perspective, if during our get to know each other phase and I tell you a no-sex relationship is not an option for me and I love sex then how would you tell me if you're a virgin or not? In doing so, I have told you I don't give a damn about virgin. So you won't see the need to chip in virginity talks.

Bros i throway salute

cherryice:
im good tosyne..u?

Just here observing u since