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jangola08:
4- you will keep wonderful or wondering

stan241:
Tosyne kpele, this shidren haff derail ya thread finish

DaGC:
Lol


These traits belongs to teenagers mostly, I think. The only one noticed commonly among all age groups is the english speaking ish many guys do immediately a girl's in the picture, even those that can't even construct good sentences. I laughed at the mechanic shop a while back when I saw 1 of the boys trying to do a Wole Soyinka. Love truly is a weird thing.

Well, as for me and my crew, we say whatever the f*ck we feel like at the moment. Either in English, pidgin or our ethnic dialect. No time for formings. #ClownCrew

Hahahaha


Baba u no lie at all oooo

leki10:
Nice one bro... But why did u av to use ado ekiti na... Lol

You know I'm an indigene of Ekiti

agoadiv:
hehehehehehehe

wristbangle:
Some guys are serious buffoon. How can they thank ladies for accepting their request on facebook and other social media.

These are the kinds that are seen ass licking ladies on nairaland by unleashing their vague shakespeare love message to ladies.

But tosyne.2much which skills nai person fit adopt to woo Ishilove. I just like that bae

Baba, maaa no lie you, me sef use style like Ishilove oooo but I dey fear make she no send me go jail if I open love thread for her

agoadiv:
Who saw the blunder in number 4

U think say e easy to create thread shey?

Had to type hurriedly immediately I returned from sch


Help me manage any blunder wey u see for dia

When men were boys, we used to get involved in some shameful practices just to impress ladies, or make them develop interest in us, but now that BOYS have evolved into REAL MEN , we need not engage in this weird and shameful practices at the expense of impressing ladies, or into making them develop interest in us

As a matter of fact, even some acclaimed matured guys still find themselves involved in this weird and shameful practices


The fact that you could admit to see a part of you doing some of these things does not mean you should throw punches at me


Lemme keep the ball rolling


10 Weird & Shameful Practices Guys Engage In When In Need Of Girlfriends

1. They Collect the PINS & Phone Numbers Of Ladies They Barely Know
Some are so desperate that they request for the PINS of ladies they barely know; or you see them on social network viewing ladies profile just to see if some of them added their pins and phone number on their profile. Some be like, "Lalasticlala, abeg you get any sure babe for your BBM ? Yes I get oooo.. Abeg I no need the one wey go dey demand for money oooooo.. Hahaha

2. They Borrow Ridiculous Things To Show Their Worth
Specifically, guys who have low self esteem will borrow their friends" wrist watches, mobile phones, clothes, shoes, and even boxers to showcase their style. When they spot the lady, they will make sure she sees them by force

3. They Chase Ladies On The Streets At Night
You see some guys lay ambush at night, just like a lion waiting for its prey. Na so dem go dey disturb ladies wey dem no know. This is what some of them do

4. They Risk Their Life By Traveling Far Away
He lives in Lagos while she lives in Maduguri.. You will keep wonderful why someone would be so eager and desperate to embark on a journey of about 24 hours just to meet with someone he barely knows. This is what some guys do when they meet ladies on social media which is nothing but pure abnormality.

5. They Attend Church Youth Programmes Solely For The Purpose Of Meeting Ladies
I used to do this when men were boys. You will see them attending Youth & Singles programmes not for the mental and spiritual benefit of it, but they know that babe will also be present. You will see them hovering outside the church auditorium for no good reason.

6. Notice Me Character
When sitting beside a lady they barely know, they will dip their hands into their pockets and will bring out their Blackberry curve 2, put their earpiece on their ears and will start singing foreign songs (Celine Dion, Westlife, Lionel Richie, etc). This is to show that they are sophisticated and have high taste in music. Funny enough, when the babe brings out her own Z10, they will shamefully put their phone back into their pockets. Hahaha

7. They Utilize Every Opportunity

When they dial a wrong number and a lady with an angelic voice picks up and they get to realize they dialed a wrong number. They will drop the call, and will call back 20mins later, saying they want to know more of her.

8. They Are Unnecessarily Caring

I have witnessed a scene when a very close friend of mine saw a random lady being bathed by rain. He rushed to her, handed over his umbrella to her and started walking under the rain. When they were about to depart, he inquired for her phone number and the lady in question made an outright confession that she doesn't give out her number to strangers.. Oooopsss !!!

9. They Thank Ladies For Everything

Thanking ladies for appecting your friend request on social network has been causing controversy since the days of Azeez Makinde. Personally, I see nothing wrong in it, depending on the matter which it was done. When ladies accept their friend request of some of them, they will start praising and adoring her for no reason

10. They Begin To Form

The moment they stop ladies, some of them start using British accent even though it is obvious they have never been out of Ado- Ekiti


Have fun


Feel free to add yours


I drop my pen at this point


Originally Written by : Tosyne2much

Eberex:
The irony of it all be say, na ya thread dem dey do am pass @tosyne,2much

Baba, so u sef know say na my thread dem do am pass

Eberex:
FTC means FIrst To Comment. Its just a new slang lazy dudes who have nothing better to do than visiting new topics on nairaland, and they follow their instinct to identify which news would make front page. And when they do, they rush to comment. if their comment is the first, then its a "first to comment" scenario.
Gain? Na! Nothing is attached to it. Just a lousy way to keep the thread going

Bwahahahaha roflwkmd lwlakmd


Chaii see as I dey tear laf here


Baba, my hand no dey dis one ooooo.. They will soon be here 4u

BabyDaddy20:
Marriage is very scary.
When you want to choose the girl you wanna spend the rest of your life with, Dont marry because of her big nyash or big breast, just find a girl who will ride & die for you.
If you marry a slutty who.re & divorce her tomorrow, you destroyed your kids innocent lives because a broken home is the worst that can happen to a kid.
It's very easy to please a man.
If your husband cheats, the cause is the girlfriend or wife, if you give him a good pusssy, he will never leave you, all guys thinks about is sex & nothing else.
But girls, their wahala too much.
They want : Big dicks, cars, money, love, hair, makeup, clothes, when you don't provide that for them, she go cheat on you with millions of guys.
As for now, I'm dedicated to my vasline.

dapyd1:
If you open your eyes and marry these ones, gbese (debt) await you.

My friend was going to marry someone like this. She was claiming saint and no sex, yet she was a stylish aristo.
Yet, because he was very respectful and humble, it was the neighbours that called him to a corner and opened his eyes.

Always connect to your environment and open your eyes before you carry misery into your life.

Bwhahahah


Baba I swear na the truth u yarn so oooo

misspicy:
What...wristbangle
Abeg I cnt live a life of bashing with him and his cohort tosyn.e2much,ha.....
Thank God say na joke you they o

Haaaaaa !!

Me ke ?

ollah1:
Pastor na pastor . Wetin be white garment pastor? Why differentiate ?

hahahaha roflwtmb


I don laf tire with these una comments

kennygee:
Instant Judgment of the Pervasive wolf in sheep"s clothing.

Bwhahahhahar rofllwkmd


I have been laughing here since

zicoraads:
Tosin go church. Go to church

For me though, I just search my heart and promise myself to curtail it, and work towards outrightly stopping it.

I no dey use church play oooo


Na inside church I dey post the thread sef

Wendysmart:
Dear tosin..you observe wella....

You are sighted dear


Thank you

chuna1985:
PRE MARITAL SEX IS NOT A SIN AS LONG AS D BIBLE IS CONCERNED!!!

I hope your Bible is NOT Aba made ?

lagmostkuit:
Chioma Blessing is my name

Graduate of banking and finance (ABSU).

I'm a christian.

I'm single.

My moniker was given to me by my friends back then in school, I was fondly called mostkuit and because I stay in lagos, they had to join lag to d mostkuit to make it lagmostkuit.

Hmmmmm.. Guys that beat up their girlfriends don't have respect for women cos if dey do, no matter d level of provocation caused by their girlfriends, it wouldn't make d dem beat a lady.

Buhari's govt...
I don't think so cos with d likes of Tinubu, Ameachi and co. His corruption mandate is fake and unserious!

I love this

DrAify:
The spirit of Wristb,angle and Tosyn,e2much hovering

Hahaha


So you even know me ?

emitheo:
Tosin..Tosin...Tosin how many times i call u come make i buy u 1 crate of beer make u rest. *You are on Point*

Baba I dey here oooo

As I no dey take alcohol, no be to buy me wine so ?

Mekky05:
Tosyne2much,between Ɣ☺ΰ and this "person" on twitter with this handle @Mayorbrown20. Who is the original writer of this post?? Cuz I've read it earlier,before your own post came out on Nairaland. Let's know who "copied" who.

saasala:
You be weyrey I swear down.... Where you dey get all these things gan sef.

Hehehe


No just mind me jawe

Nickymezor:
Wat a funny write-up OP...

harry509:
9ice 1 there. Dats is d problm me n my x av. She went 2 chuch 1 day, she came bck n msg me dat we shudt doin it again dat a preacher as preach against sex. So.... I agreee wit her along d line she strtd misbehaving n demandn a lot frm me wen she know's we av future. Wen I notice dat her demandn was getn 2much, I said 2 maslf mayb she has gotn a new guy so I jst let her go her own way.