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ojnnaco:
It takes a criminal to identify another criminal.
Bro u are among them
#Shikina

Bros, me sef dey among oooo

ChiSun27:
Don't write in pidgin when u don't know how to use the words combination...

It is....'wetin man wan do' and not 'one do'

360command:
this guy, most of your post sucks! you are not even a saint but sound like a looser. Your writings are based on your "looser" kind of life you live. Guy you suck big time!

Thank you, sire

adeh39:
Tosyne2much.....nice one

Which one you dey do

Vaseline bah

I no fit get wife maaa still dey use vaseline nah

iamrealdeji:
Tosyne,try to comment on politics section for once,is life all about romance?

I wish I could be a frequent patronizer of the politics section just that I don't know much about politics

MhizDeedy:
Awww sweeri where did u go nau? I just got u this blue ferrari

I dey chill with one babe here ni jawe

vizkiz:
we have more nice guys here or NL tosyne2.much too is single, handsome and nice...just like they have been praying for

I throway salute oooo

MhizDeedy:
Lmao shey u know av not been around for sometime now, so I installed CCTV in d house nd that's how I found out

Kontinue oooo

chomytex:
:Dgbagan! E don land...tosyn na bribe be this abi...

I wan bribe una

Onijagidijagan:
tosyne,2much is 50% correct on this one.

50% bawo ?


Egbon, u no rate me well oooo

MhizDeedy:
lmao #faints

You re so correct! So many Vaseline crew these days including u op

Wristbangle, kinglekan is still carrying cement ooh, God knows how sassybae do cope wen he comes back to grunt on her head

Why would I be using vaseline when I have you

AfricanApple:
I like it when you speak from personal experiences

Hehehe


Abi nah

hahn:
They create a thread on nairaland to list the things they do

Bwhahahaha roflwkmd



Baba I don outgrow these things oooo

MhizDeedy:
So this is how u av bin cheating on me abi? Lying that u re single? We shall see abt that

Baby, easy now

Nickymezor:
Only tym will tell

I hope pm is allowed sha ?

This write-up focuses on the ways some young guys display their frustration when their effort and attempt to find true love proved fruitless. The frustration of being rejected often make them say or do some things to console themselves

The fact that you could admit to see a part of yourself doing one of these things even till now does not give you the audacity to throw punches at me because I know that some of us might still find ourselves doing one of these things, while some might have outgrown these acts.

This write-up is not something you take so serious

I don't like wasting people's time. Let's get to business

10 Ways Guys Console Themselves When They Are Tired Of Searching For Girlfriends


1. They Become So Stingy

My research and findings have shown that guys show their frustration by becoming overly stingy even more than Bode George that refused to drop a Kobo from the billions of Naira he embezzled. They often say they would rather throw their money in the toilet or river than spend it on ladies


2. They Tell Their Friends That Going Into Relationships Is The Last Thing On Their Minds

When guys have tried to woo various species of ladies and all attempt to find true love proved unsuccessful, this can be so frustrating. When such guys are in the midst of friends and are asked if they have girlfriends, they will reply saying that they chose to remain single and are not just ready to go into relationship, when in fact, reverse is the case.


3. Soap And Vaseline Becomes Their Friend

I don't want to further elucidate before some people go start to dey throw chairs at me


4. They Say Relationship Is Bullshit

Guys who often utter this statement definitely have a heart touching story (of how they were dumped) to tell. When ladies mess them up, they will always console themselves by dissuading other people from going into relationships, and will give reasons to back it up. Hehehe

5. They Tag All Ladies Gold Diggers

Personally, I believe that there are still ladies out there who still go into relationships not for their own selfish interest. Guys who have once fallen into the magazone will always tag all ladies gold diggers

6. They Mouth-Thrash The Lady That Refused To Date Them

The way some ladies turn down guys can even make them commit suicide.
Since these guys cannot commit murder, they resort to console themselves by mouth-thrashing the lady that bashed them especially when they are in the midst of their friends and lady in question passes by. You will hear something like, Imagine, make dis girl dey use me do shakara. The girl no even fine at all. As in, I really downgrade yourself ooooo. They refer to the girl as being rude, proud and pompous. This is a statement they utter to console themselves

7. They Do Things That Will Make Her Jealous

Once they notice the lady that turned them down bumps into them with a very pretty lady whom they have no romantic relationship with. They will start acting like they are actually dating the girl. They will hold her hands unnecessarily, touch her romantically and may even hug her. This is to make her jealous

8. They Update Status On BBM And Whatsapp Praising & Hyping Themselves

When the lady that turned them down is in their BBM or whatsapp list, they console themselves by uploading pictures of beautiful ladies they barely know or they will update status hying themselves. You will see something like, she who loses me has lost diamonds

9. They Flare Up When People Say The Good Sides Of Ladies

They will always have a contrary opinion when other people say good things about ladies.

10. Free feel to add the last one

Have fun

Written by: Tosyne2much

MhizDeedy:

Baby, so u find me come here

Nickymezor:
Nt @ all . I knw u aint single . My hunches says so

So how do I prove it, or convince u ?

chocolateme:
So snake is trending now.. hmm
People should take it easy the way they eat snakes these days to avoid introducing another deadly killer virus to the country..
Anyway, judging from the plate of soup, I think it was cooked for the dog. But does dogs eat snake meat?

I just can't stop laughing


You are really funny

Nickymezor:
Oga I knw u hv many gfs. ...wat no wey me go come be if I agree?

Nickymezor:

Will you be my gf ?

Please don't say NO

Lacomus:
9jeria is a funny place, APC I de hail oooooooooooooooooooooo
Edited: US be like 10 types of oil thieves, even Tosyne.2much no fit understand this kind list

Hehehehe


Baba me no fit understand dat kind list oooo

donholy28:
Eh? re u sure...oya bride u can now slap d groom...oga Tosyne confirm for me...is it painful?

Omo !!!


Her hand dey very succulent oooo

EmmaFantastic:
Hmmm...another interesting thread. That number 2 is not just a pervert, but "mumu" . number 9 ...that is spiritual problem , but number 10...it depends on how you did it and what exactly you did. You know that is politeness and can be an act of gentlemanly display. There's one I do a lot-anytime someone asks me "how are you?", I always reply "I'm fine thank you. See, I don't forget to thank them for asking me how I am. Same thing, if a girl calls me, I don't forget to say "thanks for calling". But not that I'll go and do thanksgiving in church because a girl called me o! I think it might be ok to thank someone for accepting your friend request-if you did it in a mature and responsible way-it's just politeness, and in case you don't know, chics (especially those that have a lot of exposure) always like polite guys.

Nice one my biggest boss

donholy28:
If u dance am 4 village in front of ur peeps way no know am...dem go begin consult Oracle to find out who turn u into imbec¡le...dem grandmama people go even begin dey cry and shout chai!

Baba I swear u no lie


Abeg run through the list.. Which category you belong sef ?

MhizDeedy:
Lol I prefer u dance shakiti-bobo

I will dance it if that's what will make you happy

kuzee:
it was photoshop
and the one who did will carry the wrath of God upon him, and things like this made front page, if you observe the context of the theme, look closely you will notice the contrast of the color quite different from the initial background,
it quite simple, create a box and text the word, adjusting the color background to the original,
I really pity the person that did it

christyemi2008:
thanks my brother. Drastically.