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Pheals:
Tosyne2much u don do.olokada for street bwfore

Okada bawo ?


I work for Chevron

vlynn:
That's sad. I'm a female by the way.

vlynn:
That's bad . Will you do anything about it?

chimerase2:
Crystal palace come on kill dis game off nah

Hehehe

vlynn:
Tosyne2much, I just came across this your post on another website. It's exactly the same content. Here's the link. 10 Categories Of Okada Riders You Will See At Every Junction | YabaLeftOnline http://yabaleftonline.com/2015/08/10-categories-of-okada-riders-you-will-see-at-every-junction

EmmaFantastic:
Hahahaha! Today's list is about okada riders, hmmm....the ministry of Tosyne2much is really touching every sector of the society
As for the writeup, Tosyne2much, you nailed "okada riding things" point blank here! It's like, not only did you study okada riders, you wrote exam, passed and got a certificate! .

Hehehe


My bros, we gat move the ministry foward oooo

zoelife:
Ah u be Festac guy?

Should I say "No wonder"

Guy u've been feeding us relationship tips based on ur Festac experiences, which as u can now see, is largely biased and inaccurate and unwholesome.

Na wa o!

Better start making amends o!

Lol

Hahaha


If I hear say na Festac I dey life

wisdomguy4u:
Good advice... May God protect and guide my john thomas as it wallow tru the valley of death.

Bwhahahaha roflwkmmd lwkmd



Hahahahaha

Teempakguy:
So . . . True . . .

Beht, oga tosyne, where do you keep getting these lists sef?

This write-up focuses on the categories of okada men you will see in Nigeria

Before you castigate me, please note that I'm not an Okada man neither am I into okada business. I rep Chevron.

10 Categories Of Okada Men You Will See At Every Junction

1. The Perverts

These categories of okada riders are flirts. While moving on high speed, they unnecessarily pull the break every now and then without any gallop . This is done just to feel the boobs of their female passenger. Some of them will even go as far as lifting their
seats.

2. The History Tellers

These ones often discuss with you the challenges and trials they are facing as okada riders which is attributed to bad leadership, corrupt and self-centred politicians who often embezzle public funds which has prevented them from keeping the roads in good and healthy condition. However, they will further stress that they are hoping Buhari's administration will do the needful


3. The Money Doublers

If these ones don see you with babe, na so dem go double the fare. Let's assume the normal fare is N50, the moment they see you standing at the junction with a lady, they know you are most likely to pay for her fare, hence, they will double the fare because they know that most guys will shamefully not beat down the price.

One day, na so I escort my babe go my junction, as I waved to this okada man, he smiled just as Buhari did when Jega announced the final election result which was an indication that the election result would definitely send GEJ back to Otu Oke. He stopped and the following conversation ensued

Me- Oga how much ?

Okada man- Shey na only her abi na two of una ?

Me- Na only her na

Okada man- Bros na N200 ooooo

Me- You dey craze. Wetin we dey enter N50.. Abeg commot for here. Go tell that to Dangote

4. The Ones Without Head Lamps

Their okadas have no head lamps at night. If pedestrians are not careful, they might be knocked down. Some even have head lamp but you will see it facing the sky. I have even seen cases when an okada man put a torch light in his mouth at night just to illuminate his path


5. The Risk Takers

These ones take more risk than successful entrepreneur like Dangote. They calculatively overtake and compete with trailers, danfos, vans and BRT on the expressway. Sometimes, they ride expertly that they may throw their two hands into their pockets, look back at the exhaust every now and then, open the full tank and will check the gauge at high speed. If you tell them "oga abeg small small ooooo", they will reply "calm down bros, no be today I don dey ride okada now"

6. The Ones Who Rain Curses

These ones rain curses on motor drivers who fail to give way. Even if you are driving a Range Rover Sport 2014 model, they will still rain curses on you. When you fail to give way, you will hear something like "Oloshi kuro lona jhooor" meaning way-ray abeg comot for road make I pass jhor

7. Gbedu Blaster

These ones will block their ears with an earpiece and will start keep nodding their heads like agama lizard without focusing on where they are going. Some of them will customize their okada with an inscription, "Life no get part two", jeje laye gba


8. The Dirty Ones

They are so unkempt and they stink so bad that you will keep wondering if they haven't taken their bath for three months. They wear bathroom slippers at the tip of their toes. They always look like they don't make a penny from okada business, when in fact, they do


9. The Ones Without Horn

Their okadas no get horn. When they get close to a trailer, they will whistle to the trailer driver and command him to move to another lane so that they will pass


10. Make una add the last one abeg


Originally written by : Tosyne2much

IamLEGEND1:
i dont know coz in my case
everything they say is usually true....
i just too fine....
and i dont have a DP ladies.....
so dont get ur knickers in twist.(yet)

Mzflexydeeva:
true but pigin? Well takes a very patient girl to listen. Personally once he opens d mouth & the 1st sentence drops I walk away & trust me that's my final ans

Chaiiii You are wicked

Mzflexydeeva:
it takes one to feel another

kinglekan:
Salute sir!!
U just dey behind the scenes bah?

I just dey stealth mode dey look una

tomiobj:
. Wrong. Ur asking for the actual age of the person ur talking to



Lalast.iclala ish.ilove tosy.ne2much. Do d needful

Bros I throway salute oooo

Osisie:

Your signature tho.

U feel the signature abi?

zoelife:
This just made the news?

Festac don rotten tey tey!

Its so bad that I don't regard Festac guys, no matter how packaged, with any seriousness whatsoever. Just mention "I live/lived in Festac"... omo u don enter backseat for my mind. Lol.

The married ones, male and female there nko?
Ur ears go full!

You mean you are referring to us ?

Nickymezor:
Hmmmm, @ 13 ke

Ehn now


You heard me right, 13 years

EmmaFantastic:
Tosyne2much, you didn't remember to add: they place adverts in newspapers or online (especially romance/dating sites) requesting for ladies for romantic relationships or sometimes, for marriage. I've even seen some that said "sugar mummy needed urgently"

Hahaha


You are so right bro.. I don't know if they still organize those programmes on radio

kinglekan:
Take it easy naaa! Habaaa

Egbon Lekan, I throway salute oooh

Mzflexydeeva:
if as a guy u feel dis way imagine how a lady wud really feel. Reading alone I could only imagine...... that's a NO! NO! Even if I had a crush the weight of the world for a guy if he opens his mouth like dis, he's going to regret for having crush on him sef

Oooooopsss !!!


You are wicked

MORNDEW:
You result to insult for my advice. Well, thank you for that. But I must let u know that for the fact that ur articles makes front page doesn't make them matured. This is Nairaland where garbage are pushed to FP cos the person knows a mod or gets more comments. This one is on if them. Thanks.

Toks2008:
Well for me i dont go about wooing babes and if i must woo you i will do it so decently that you wont even have the propensity to treat me harshly.

I am not the type who appreciates the hard to get laddies.If after i make my intentions known to you in a sincere way and you say No thats it,i will stop bothering you.

Only babies play hard to get these days but matured babe will tell you no and they mean no and if they want to give u a chance they will extend a hand of friendship but will nver treat you harshly.

zoelife:
Oh finally you've grown! Good for U. And Co.
So na ur type dey do all this things wey u list abi? No wonder babes dey show una.
Lol. #jokes

Yeah I'm now a grown man

MORNDEW:
don't mind that guy. Not hating but he keeps writting children romantic articles that shouldnt make front page when there are matured articles left behind. I know his articles even before i notice them. He needs to change is writting pattern.