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Cutehector:
Tosyn.e2much, abeg jor, as long as say we gave offering, all these things dnt matter....

Na so baba

chomytex:
This guy na wizard! Cheii




I smell front page.



Happy sunday guys

I be wizard shey?

adeh39:
Heeeehehe
2 and 4

Is that the category you belong ?

Youths tend to be somewhat uncomfortable when they have no offering to give, therefore, below are my observations on how they act

Lemme keep the ball rolling

1. Few minutes before offering announcement is made, they will take an excuse to the toilet and calculatively come back few minutes after the offering collection is over.

2. The ones that will squeeze their hands into their pockets to deceive people that they are dropping money, when in fact, they dropped nothing. *If I hear*

3. The ones that have but would separate the money in their pockets in ascending order; the bigger denomination will be on the left pocket,the N5, N10, N20 and N50 would be on the right pocket (or vice versa). Immediately they hear
offering time, they will just put their hand straight to the right pocket... Dem don know where e dey

4. The ones that will drop an offering envelope the same way it was given to them, then they will look around to be sure that nobody is looking at them, then stylishly drop the empty envelop

5. Immediately offering announce is made, these ones will ask the ushers if they can help split N1,000 into smaller denominations, even when they have no kobo. This reminds me of a dude that asked me to help change N1, 000 despite the fact that we have been told not to change money for people until after the service; guess what? I decided to help and told him to bring the money. Immediately, discomfort was printed on his face. He told me not to worry anymore

6. The ones that will search their pockets for almost 5 minutes without bring out a kobo; or dip their hands into the four pockets without bringing a penny and will start acting like they actually left their wallet at home when in fact, they did not

7. When offering time is approaching, the ones that have no incoming call but will quickly place their phones on their ears and will dash out of the church.

8. The ones that will keep staring at your wallet to know how much you want to give.

9. The ones that have but will not give. They will bring out N1000 from their pockets showing to the people sitting on their role that they wish to give but don not have no small denomination. Funny enough, even if they have, they still won't give


10. Kindly add the last one


Have fun


Cc: Lalasticlala


Happy Sunday fellas


Written by: Tosyne2much


Source: www..ng/2015/07/26/10-ways-youths-act-in-churches-when-they-have-no-offering/

bigiyaro:
my oga! Sion sir! I no know say u b olopka o, hope u go compile ''top 10 reason to love d nigerian police'' for us. Abeg tell ur ogas @ d top make dem no sweep una latest handwork under d carpet o, hop u know say d pikin die inside incubator. Tank u sir.

Hahaaha



Bros, I no know say u use style know me sef

MhizDeedy:
Av not ooh kinglekan doesn't kiss me, come nd teach me

chigoizie7:
If he like make I'm wear suit,if him like make him no wear tie, if he like, make him wear just shirt on pants, duncan mighty don marry be say him don marry, like dis now,na honeymoon go sure pass, infact, him go dey d 6th round now sef.

Na wedding him come do,not clothing 101


Make una dey here de find d tailor abi designer wey sew d suit, person wey don collect him money tey tey.








If u no like d dressing, pick up a lady or a guy, plan ur own wedding and suit him f way u like. If u like wear diamond studded suits,

Any marriage that is doomed to fail will still fail, simple.

RedCard1:
Seems the wedding took place back in 1984. Everything looks so old fashioned and boring. Just take a look at those little girls and Duncan himself.

Anyway, congrats

Hahahaha roflwkmd



This is hilarious

MhizDeedy:
Lol me I don't want kiss ooh, is that 1 gift?

Swear that you haven't done that before

MhizDeedy:
M always on d right track....ohya gimme my gift

MhizDeedy:


Politicians: these set of people always receive insults from everybody, they re also known for their lies. Before they get into power, they will say all sort of things like ' I wil construct good roads, I wil make education free, I will fight boko haram, they can even say I wil clean ur ass wen u finish defecating. Some wil even share rice, beans, clothe, garri nd even pants lol. But for where? Wen dy get into seat we don't matter to them, they go ahead nd steal our money. Citizens will swear for them, some wil even consult d oracle on their matter. Any bad tin that happen in their lives dey will blame politicians

You are right on track

bigiyaro:
@op d police n nepa guys deserve watever bull shit comes to dem, dey r d grand fadas of corruption in naija. If ur blood bros enta police, beta burry him cos he's gone.

Bros easy oooo


Dis one wey u dey castigate us like dis

AlphaMoi:
Lol.na me wan tell you say buhari wan probe jonathan.dey there naa

Na u go first tell me oooo

Dindondin:
hmm. just look at what Suen and Lalasticlalast did to my siggy

I see am ooo baba

INTROVERT:
Must you read medicine. there are easier courses. sociology anthropology library science




10 easy course to graduate from university in Nigeria Tosyne2much

I will see to that

Seun:
6) Rich but romantically inexperienced guys. The Benjis: http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2013/11/11/benji

That's the category I belong

AlphaMoi:
Do you know how many oloshos we have on NL or d once when dey do abortion like say na normal thing..abeg joor,fear them oo

You mean am ?

DTOBS:
See your life outside,na so breeze dey blow am dey go... u still dey book space for the 2nd page ....

Hahahhaha bwahahah roflwkmd


This is so hiarious


Water in my eyes

feji333:
Ladies dis, ladies that... una no dey taya??

Lemme go to politics section... una matter no serious

Abeg go sit down jawe


If no be say you sef like woman, wetin u find come dis thread ?

mascot87:
Waiting for 10 things Men NEVER tell their Woman

I will see to that

TwentySeven:
(6) Opinion Polls i.e Click "Like" for Buhari, "Share" for Jonathan.

I will have to agree with you on this


This reminds of a comment that fetched me hundreds of likes. I actually did that for fun but guess what?


Just check it out.. I was the second person to comment


www.nairaland.com/2328951/10-hilarious-act-ladies-snatch#33966113

fransixe:
it takes a gurl courage to ask for bleeping....and when she finally summons the courage to ask for it, and you refuses or gives her excuses...omo, u must enter her "book of hatred"... and that bus don pas u go be that.

Hahahahaha roflwkmd


You are a clown bro